"A damned cripple, a half-cripple, and a mentally retarded person …" Goku pointed at them one by one with his finger, shook his head, and sighed with emotion. "How carefully did this generation of exorcists select the three of you to be placed in front of me? Are you trying to make me laugh to death so that you can inherit the title of Monkey King? "
"Oh! I can understand the cripple and the mentally retarded person. Now, tell me, what is a half-cripple? " Mister Emptiness didn't react at first, but when he did, he became agitated. He panted heavily and pointed at Monkey King with a trembling voice.
His finger that was pointing at Monkey King couldn't stop trembling. It could be seen how agitated he was.
"You haven't seen how powerful I am …" Ever since Emptiness Cripple had mastered his martial arts, no one dared to talk to him like this. He was so angry that his beard flew up. He pointed at Monkey King and said sternly, "Later, under my Emptiness Cripple, don't beg for mercy so easily!"
"Who are you calling retarded!" Tiger Form Fist Master said angrily.
Tiger Form Fist Master couldn't hold back anymore. He rubbed his palms together and was about to attack. Mister Emptiness quickly stopped him and said, "Didn't we agree that I will go first this time? I want him to make it clear that I am not a half-cripple! "He suddenly turned around and pointed at Monkey King." If you don't make it clear today, don't even think about leaving! "
"Your face is pale and pale. Judging from your movements, your limbs are cold, and you are short of breath. You only moved for a short while, but you are already sweating all over, and your limbs are cold. When you speak, your tongue is light and tender, and the shape of your tongue is fat and thick. Do you have soreness in your waist and knees, pain in your heels, dry mouth, thirst, and insomnia? "
"This is a sign that your kidneys are weak, and you don't have enough Yang Qi!"
Monkey King scratched his hands and feet and explained, "To be honest, I have seen many people with weak kidneys. I, Old Sun, have seen many people with kidney deficiency, but it's the first time I've seen someone as weak as you. Kidney deficiency is divided into Yin deficiency and Yang deficiency, but in your case, kidney Yang, kidney Yin, kidney Qi, and kidney essence are all weak. There's no difference whether you have a kidney or not. "
"You're already so weak, yet you still dare to say that you're not half-crippled. In my opinion, it's just a little bit more … "
Mister Emptiness asked nervously, "What's wrong?"
"You are a cripple!" The Monkey King sighed.
"You said that my kidneys are weak …" Mister Emptiness turned around and looked at Tian Zhanjiao. "Did you tell him that?" Tian Zhanjiao was very innocent. He spread his hands and said, "No, I didn't. Don't talk nonsense!"
"Let me tell you, I'm absolutely fine with the kidney. My kidney function has been very strong since I was young. Don't frame me … I'll sue you for slander, I'll sue you for slander! "Mister Emptiness spoke incoherently. He was flustered.
A middle-aged woman beside him suddenly laughed. "Hahahaha! You have kidney deficiency … "
The other middle-aged woman said, "Do you still need to sprinkle the flowers?"
"It's none of your business. Shut up!" Mister Emptiness said agitatedly.
"Kidney deficiency … You can't be afraid of treatment. Your condition … should be treated as soon as possible." The Monkey King shook his head and sighed. Tian Zhanjiao asked, "Can it be cured?" Mister Emptiness was still denying it, but his ears were secretly pricking up. The Monkey King shook his head and said, "It can't be cured. There's no cure. Prepare for the funeral! My condolences to the family! "
"Then why are you still talking!" The Tiger Form Fist mocked him.
"This kind of conservative treatment is to try to prolong the patient's life." The Monkey King explained, "It's to give the family a process of acceptance."
"I've never heard that the Monkey King knows how to treat illnesses!" Chen Xuanzang whispered to Miss Duan.
Mister Emptiness seemed to have grasped the last life-saving straw. He coughed a few times, and his face turned even paler. He pointed at the Monkey King and said, "Then, how can a demon like you treat illnesses? Don't you know that you, the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, can diagnose and treat illnesses? "
"Do I have to report to you what I know?" The Monkey King pointed at the stone cave and said, "I was the one who wrote the six-word Great Light Incantation Stele. Why? Because Tathagata's writing isn't as good as mine. Did I show off? I didn't! During the funeral of the Gautama Buddha, I took everything from the Scripture Hall and memorized the Sanzang Sutra. Did I tell anyone about it? "
"I didn't!"
"What will you think of when you hear the name of the Monkey King? Wreaking havoc in heaven? Seventy-two Transformations, body as hard as iron, Somersault Cloud that can travel 108,000 miles, Dharma Image of Heaven and Earth, and a handful of monkey hair can create millions of clones. These are just a small part of my skills. Back then, the Thunder God competed with me in lightning, and I killed it with one strike. Did I show off? "
"I'm well-read and proficient in countless languages and dialects. I was once a disciple of the Immeasurable Heavenly Lord and learned physics, chemistry, mathematics, eastern and western philosophy. I'm proficient in advanced physics, space physics, quantum mechanics, and space-time theory. Have you heard of them?"
"No …"
"That's why I'm a low-profile and never show off — a god of learning. You can call me — Defeating the Buddha of Wits! "
"Mister Sun has learned the Sanzang Sutra?" Chen Xuanzang was a little surprised. "It's said that the Sanzang Sutra is the supreme scripture of our Mahayana Sect. It was passed down by the Gautama Buddha himself, and it can resolve all the sufferings in the world."
"It's just propaganda, how can you believe it?" The Monkey King waved his hand and said, "During the funeral of the Gautama Buddha, an extremely powerful devil plotted against him and his golden body came back to life. At that time, I, Old Sun, was still an official in the celestial heavens and hadn't fallen out with the Jade Emperor because of the demolition. Thus, I was sent to the Gautama Buddha to handle this matter. During that period, I memorized the Sanzang Sutra. "
"Have you heard of the Gautama Buddha's dharma?" The Monkey King asked.
Chen Xuanzang said honestly, "I … haven't!"
"I only listened to eight or ten of them. Back then, I was just short of a certificate and I would have become a Buddha! It's just that I wasn't willing to take the test. It's boring to be a local establishment. The celestial heavens invited me to be the Great Emperor Equal to Heaven. That's a supreme establishment and the title of Venerable Emperor. I thought about it for a long time before I reluctantly agreed. "
The Monkey King sat on a rock with his back facing Lianhua. He crossed his legs and said in an awe-inspiring manner.
Looking at the three stunned exorcists, the Monkey King coughed and said seriously, "That … half-cripple! Your main problem … is that you've refined a few flying swords. Flying swords … are made of metal. They're also made of Geng metal and Yang metal. Therefore, when the Geng metal is entrenched in your lungs, it'll greatly damage your liver! However, the True Qi that you've cultivated forcefully supports the liver. Instead, it'll damage the Geng metal in your lungs and the water in your kidneys. Because the five Qi are stagnant, it'll be hard to clear them. Therefore, your origin will be damaged and your five internal organs will be empty. "
"Among them, the damage to the kidneys is the most severe. Because the water in the kidneys is in harmony with the five internal organs, it'll be the most affected."
"The reason why I said that you're incurable is because if you don't get rid of the Geng metal Qi, it'll be hard to cure your illness. All other methods will only make you struggle at death's door."
"Mister Sun, do you think there's any way I can save you?" Mister Emptiness sat beside the Monkey King and asked politely.
"If I want to get rid of your sword energy … you definitely won't agree!" Halfway through his sentence, Wukong suddenly changed his words, leaving Young Master Emptiness in suspense. Young Master Emptiness went forward to massage Wukong's legs and flattered him, "You've even eaten the peaches of immortality from the Heavenly Court, and you even dared to taste Taishang Laojun's golden pill. There must be a way, right? "
"Unless the Five Qis Unification, which causes the Qi of the five elements to circulate on their own, it'll be difficult." The Monkey King shook his head.
Miss Duan lowered her head and thought for a while. Suddenly, she said, "Five Qis Unification, doesn't that mean I'll become a deity?"
The Monkey King said with certainty, "I'll become a deity!"
Chen Xuanzang asked weakly, "Mister Sun, can you let me take a look at your Sanzang True Scripture?"
The Monkey King looked at him for a while and shook his head, "No. Can you just look at the Sanzang True Scripture? If you look at it, believe it or not, a huge palm that covers half of the Nanzhan Section State will appear in the sky and slap you into the cycle of reincarnation. I'm not afraid of it. If it comes down, I'll just give it a discount. Can you do that? "
Chen Xuanzang asked doubtfully, "The Sanzang True Scripture can save the suffering of the world and deliver all living beings from suffering. Why would anyone stop me from bringing it to the world?"
"I've already said that it's for publicity." Wukong sternly said, "If the publicity effect is true, then my house, which claims to have 3,000 acres of orchards in all four seasons, and a thousand miles of beach facing the sea, can be enjoyed exclusively. The brand new Gold Coast and the prosperous atmosphere of Chang 'an. Three hundred thousand hectares of primeval forest with natural oxygen bar, five thousand square kilometers of luxurious cave abode on the Five Fingers Mountain … How can it be so shabby? Also, there are Yaochi flat peaches and Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruits! Don't look at the advertisements, look at the effects. "
"Do you know where the Western Mount Numinous is, the place called India?"
"I don't know." Chen Xuanzang shook his head.
"I've been there. It's just so-so. It's not as good as the Tang Empire. Look at the people at the foot of the Numinous Mountain. What can the so-called Sanzang True Scripture do? When it comes to delivering all living beings from suffering, I know a very professional teacher. Only his Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss is not fake. It's the real deal. Let me introduce him to you! "
"Who is he?"
"He lives in the Earth Extremity Blood Sea. He's called the River Styx Old Ancestor. However, he hasn't delivered all living beings from suffering for a long time. He's been handed over to a person called the Future Demon Ancestor, Bo Xun's teacher, Mahesvara Buddha Lord. Just say 'Amitabha Buddha' and you'll be able to contact my teacher. He'll introduce you to him! "
"Teacher Sun!" Mister Emptiness took the opportunity to ask, "Look at my illness …"
The Monkey King handed him a piece of rag and said, "Go to this address. There's someone there who can save you. Whether you can move him or not will depend on your luck! "Mister Emptiness took it and looked at it. On it was written — Longevity Mountain No. 1, Fifth Manor Monastery's Zhen Yuanzi.
The Heaven Crippling Legs was dazzled by the series of changes. When he saw the Monkey King standing up and looking at him, he immediately took two steps back and smiled. "Monkey King, don't try to lie to me. I, the Heaven Crippling Legs, will definitely take your head today and become the number one exorcist!"
"The Heaven Crippling Divine Technique, right?" The Monkey King said impatiently.
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