In the Numinous Sky Hall, Great Celestial Venerable Jade Emperor sat on the Emperor's throne, playing chess with Chen Ang.
He took the black chess piece and went first, casually blocking one of Chen Ang's Qi holes, and conveniently creating a tribulation material. He smiled and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, this time, I won first."
Chen Ang looked up at him and said threateningly, "Great Celestial Venerable, I can't tolerate you bullying my little monkey!"
"What can you do if you can't tolerate it?" Great Celestial Venerable Jade Emperor laughed and said, "We made an agreement in front of Brother Grand Pure. If I don't ask Primordial Beginning for help, you can't help your disciple. Although I'm helping Guanyin Bodhisattva as Celestial Venerable Hao, what can you do? Hit me if you don't like it! "
"If you talk like that, I'll turn hostile immediately!" Chen Ang pointed at his nose and said.
"Come on! Let's turn hostile then! The three of us have always fought together. Against you, it's the three of us. Against thousands of soldiers and horses, against the countless lifeforms of the universe, it's the same for us. I don't believe that you can defeat the three of us, the Three Pure Ones! I, Primordial Beginning, survive in this multiverse by relying on brotherhood! "Great Celestial Venerable Jade Emperor wanted to flip the chessboard.
"You have guts!" Chen Ang secretly calculated that he and Cult Master Chen might not be able to defeat the three of them. If the Apocalypse attacked, he wouldn't be afraid. However, the Apocalypse had his own ideas. He came to this world to invite the Grand Pure One to attack the Apocalypse. Although the Apocalypse was happy to see this, he might not give him face. His other identities, such as River Styx, were not suitable to attack.
Chen Ang made up his mind and laughed. "Primordial Dao Brother is of noble birth, the ancestor of the Grand Beginning and Grand Beginning of the universe. Why do you have to learn human language and act like a child? Come, come, come … Let's play chess! "
"Haha, sorry to make Chen Daoyou laugh at me!" Great Heavenly Venerate Jade Emperor's anger faded and he said with a smile, "I once had some good fortune in a strange universe. I was the Primordial Heavenly King, one of Pangu's. The Pangu of that universe was a zombie-like filth. I found that the universe was quite strange, so I stayed there for a while. I've learned some vulgar words … It's so funny … Haha! "
"Speaking of which, it's quite a coincidence. I seem to have seen you in that universe before and caught a glimpse of you!"
"Oh?" Chen Ang asked in surprise, "Fellow Daoist, you are …?"
"Fellow Daoist, although you have the name of Pangu, with your heart and spirit, how could you give yourself to a filthy zombie body?" Chen Ang pondered for a moment and suddenly smiled, "So it's the Heavenly Book. I was wondering why the Three Books of the Universe, Heaven, Earth, and Man seemed to be a little strange. That item of destiny had a strange origin. So it turns out that fellow Daoist is involved."
As if nothing had happened, Chen Ang cupped his hands and smiled at the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor was about to reply when his expression suddenly changed and he shouted, "Chen Daoyou is so cunning! How dare you trick me!"
It turned out that when Guanyin Bodhisattva invited all the Buddhas in the sky, she involuntarily chanted a Buddhist name, "Namo Amitabha Buddha, Namo Amitabha Buddha!"
Chen Ang slapped the table and laughed, "Fellow Daoist, my name is being called down below! Let me split my attention to check it out! "
Great Heavenly Venerate Jade Emperor wanted to stop him, but he heard Chen Ang's voice beside his ear, "Great Heavenly Venerate, you must not make a move. The two of us made a promise in front of Fellow Daoist Tai Qing that our real bodies would not make a move. That's because your real body is stingy. Great Heavenly Venerate, if you suffer a little, he will block the entrance to the universe of the Three Realms and force me to sign the agreement. "
"But the agreement did not mention that you, Great Heavenly Venerate, could not make a move. That's why Great Heavenly Venerate cheated Guanyin Bodhisattva with his Haotian status. I didn't hold it against him. Speaking of which, my real body also has a sub-name called Amitabha Buddha and Amitabha Buddha. Like Great Heavenly Venerate, they are not included in the agreement! "
"This time, it's just a projection. If Great Heavenly Venerate wants to make a move personally, that Amitabha Buddha will have to make a move personally to kill Great Heavenly Venerate's rash actions."
"I'll blast you to pieces!"
Great Heavenly Venerate Jade Emperor paused and let a bit of Chen Ang's Divine Will clone descend to the lower realm. He said, "Fine, I'll let a bit of your Divine Will descend to the lower realm. I wonder how Heavenly Venerate will deal with me bullying you with Haotian status."
As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his hand and placed a chess piece. However, he was waiting to see what would happen and placed it in the dragon's hand.
Chen Ang didn't answer. He just raised his hand, pointing directly at the Jade Emperor's dragon … In the void below, the dharma bodies of the Amitayus Buddha and the Amitayus Buddha appeared in the void. The Amitayus Buddha turned his head and glanced at Guanyin. There was a hidden meaning in his eyes. In Guanyin's eyes, he was clearly saying:
"You cheated and bullied my child. Have you ever thought that he also has a backer? I will also support him! "
Amitabha Buddha also said with a look in his eyes, "You dare to really hit a monster with a backer! And you even cheated! Are you bullying him because he doesn't have an adult? "
As soon as the two Buddha's true bodies came out, they began to chant mantras in a frenzy.
"Namo Amitabha Buddha, Namo Amitabha Buddha, Namo Amitabha Buddha, Namo Amitabha Buddha, Namo Hot Death Buddha, Great Bodhisattva, Namo Nuclear Lord Buddha, Namo Strong Nuclear Force Buddha, Namo Unified Field Buddha, Namo Light, Namo Heat, Namo Radiation Nuclear Lord Buddha, Namo Future Demon Lord Buddha, Namo Styx River Blood Sea Buddha …"
Every time he chanted the name of Buddha, a Buddha would appear out of thin air.
"Great Bodhisattva Gatling of Nanwu!"
With a declaration, the void echoed. Immediately, a Bodhisattva's Dharmakaya emerged from the void. He was wearing a Vairocana hat, a necklace, bracelets, a shawl, a scarf, a heavenly robe, and Mani beads. There was a light wheel spinning behind his head. He had nine heads and six arms. The few heads were the size of Mani beads. They gathered on top of his head like a crown.
Each of his six arms held a Dharma artifact.
There was a crowbar, an AK47, an RPG, a 107 rocket launcher, and another two hands holding a six-barreled Gatling gun. There were defensive and offensive grenades wrapped around his shoulders and waist, and a tactical dagger at his waist. On these Dharma artifacts, colorful Sanskrit characters danced up and down. On the six machine gun barrels, the Six Words of the Great Light Seed Incantation shone brightly. He looked solemn and dignified.
The most eye-catching thing was the divine beast that the Gatling Bodhisattva was sitting on. It was made of steel and had an angular body. It was powered by a powerful engine and had a sturdy and durable operating system. It was the divine beast of the pickup truck — Optimus Prime.
As the six-barreled Gatling gun in the Gatling Bodhisattva's hand shot out a huge flame, the AK, RPG, and 107 rocket launcher roared and spewed out flames. The pickup truck Optimus Prime rumbled, and the surrounding Heavenly Court soldiers fell as if they were mowing grass. Caught off guard, the Bodhisattva was blasted in the face by an RPG.
The Gatling Bodhisattva grinned, one hand holding the six-barreled Gatling gun, the other clenched into a fist, and sang, "Yes! RPG!”
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