"Looking for human test volunteers!"
"No attribute requirements, low death rate, high return, no need for strengthening, no need for self-cultivation, super ability modification, maximum level of Samsara Nine Stars One Slash! No need to fight for reward points, no need to deceive each other in a zero-sum game. God's Space's original price of 50,000 points, 100,000 points, and 200,000 points will all be given for free, all for free! Don't miss it! "
"Human modification technology from the X-Men world, the most developed with special abilities, Dr. Chen Ang, a biological genius."
"X-Men technology is trustworthy. God guarantees that it's not a loss to buy it! "
In the trading square of God's Space, Hong Fan stood in front of the booth with a blank face. The loudspeaker beside him made a loud noise. On the table in front of him was a piece of red cloth with the words "Human Test Volunteer Registration Place" written on it. Together with the flyers that had been stepped on and crumpled under the table, he could vaguely see the vague words: brain development, superpower modification, cloning, bloodline strengthening, qigong guided surgery, and other blurry words. It gave off a strong vibe of folk science.
In addition, Hong Fan, the blood-sucking True Lord, had a pale face, messy hair, a pair of plastic slippers, and a white sweatshirt with the words "Jiuzhou Human Enhancement Technology Research Institute" printed on it. It could be said to be the standard configuration of folk scientific research in China.
In the whole booth, there was only Hong Fan alone and a table. Apart from that, there was not even a facility related to technology.
There was also a red rope tied around Hong Fan's neck. If anyone was interested in this red rope, they could go around and see a sign with the words "My Research Institute Successful Experiment Exhibit — True Lord of the Blood Race" hanging on it.
"Brother!" A bored Samsara traveler squatted in front of Hong Fan, pointed to the sign on his body, and said to him, "There's a wrong word on your sign! It's called 'True Ancestor', not 'True Lord'. True Lord is something from the Truth Sect, from the Blood Race! It's called True Ancestor. Do you know True Ancestor Cain? Quick, quick, change it. "
"Do you want to sign up?" Hong Fan lowered his head and asked.
The man swallowed and said, "Your research is obviously unreliable. How could I be fooled!"
"Then why are you standing here?" Hong Fan suddenly shouted, "If you don't want to sign up, then get lost! "Are you crazy?" The man cursed, got up, and walked away. Hong Fan still had a half-dead expression on his face. It was only when he saw Chen Ang slowly walking over that he suddenly cheered up.
"Doctor, please sit!"
Chen Ang sat behind the table and asked, "What's wrong? Has no one signed up yet? "
Hong Fan softly said, "Doctor, if you want to trick people into coming to your door, you should at least make the facade more presentable! Wasn't it too careless to cover a wooden table with a piece of red cloth to trick people into signing up? Why don't we take out one or two of the instruments from our team's public space to show off our research capabilities? "
Chen Ang raised his hand and said, "It's fine. Anyway, I haven't adjusted my part yet. The day before yesterday, I bought a piece of Blood Firmament Crystal from the Book of the Chaos. Today, I found that this crystal has a special effect on strengthening human functions with radioactive rays. Now I'm debugging it and preparing to transform it into a gamma-ray modulator for genetic mutation induction. "
"Although I've exchanged a lot of instruments from the Lord God and made a lot of them with the help of the excellent research conditions in the space, I haven't finished researching the bloodlines I've exchanged for. The equipment for human transformation experiments isn't ready, and the experimental design is still in preparation. Are you in a hurry? "
"As for the facade?" Chen Ang pondered for a moment and suddenly asked, "Even if we put those high-tech instruments in front of them, do you think those Reincarnators will believe that we sincerely want to use them for experiments?"
"Yes!" Hong Fan murmured, "Those who know you will believe that you sincerely want to use them for experiments."
"They will suspect whether we want to control them, whether we will set up a contingency in their bodies, whether there will be any experimental sequelae … Reincarnators! I know too well that they are like those mutants. I know it all too well. Just like those mutants, they always think the worst of others. If I take their blood today, they'll suspect that I'll slice them up tomorrow. Today, I'll give them a human body modification, and the next day, they'll want to pry open my skull to see if the experimental plan has brainwashed them. "
"Naive! Can they stop me from brainwashing them? "
"That is to say, you really plan to slice and brainwash them?" Hong Fan inadvertently told the truth.
Chen Ang waved his hand indifferently and said, "It's a waste to slice them! Why do you want to use such a low-level method of slicing them? Nowadays, the methods of live extraction are changing with each passing day. I haven't sliced them for a long time! "
"You didn't refute the brainwashing!" Hong Fan said in surprise.
Chen Ang naturally changed the topic and said, "Anyway, even if we go to prove our strength, they will still doubt us. It's better to make some jokes first and let them relax their vigilance. When we use them for experiments, their vigilance and vigilance will not be so serious. As long as we pretend to be stupid, those who think they are smart will lower their vigilance. "
"But now, we have no experimental volunteers at all!"
"Next, we just need to wait for a screened out idiot." Chen Ang said confidently, "Since I have seen television sales, MLM, and underground religions, I have a correct understanding of the degree of stupidity of human beings. I have a correct understanding of the stupidity of humans. Even if we pull the bottom line down to this level, we will still filter out a group of idiots. They will be curious and will try to understand us. The more they understand us, the more they will believe in us. "
"When the first modified test product is out, those who are suspicious of Nine Provinces Team will try to test us, and the result of the test will prove to us. This is the essence of marketing. You never have to care about whether the marketing process is stupid or brilliant, as long as the scope of marketing is big enough. I think that compared to Nine Provinces Team recruiting volunteers for human enhancement, Nine Provinces Team sending out an idiot with a megaphone to recruit volunteers for human experiments is more interesting. "
"After the latter spreads widely, the enemies, opponents, and competitors of Nine Provinces Team will suspect that we are up to something. They will test us and provide strengthening materials. When the results of the human experiments come out, the impact will be further expanded. You see, the results are no different. "
After Chen Ang finished speaking, he waved his hand and said, "Okay, I have to go back and study the Blood Firmament Crystal. Contact me when the first volunteer ascends to the throne!"
Hong Fan was stunned and didn't know what to say. At this time, a Samsara traveler who was obviously a newcomer came to the booth and asked with twinkling eyes, "Are you recruiting volunteers for human experiments here?"
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