"It's almost the end of the month. Please give me a few monthly tickets."
Farting was a very simple thing for cultivators. As long as one had True Essence and Dharmic powers, they could easily do it. However, farting was very simple. How to make a good fart that would be passed down through the ages? Sikong Zhaixing felt that this was not easy at all. It was not simple at all. In this, one had to be able to do as one wished.
One had to entrust one's mind and will into it.
Only then could one fart shatter the heavens and shake the sun and moon.
Ever since he defeated the Green Emperor in the Number One Martial Arts Tournament, Sikong Zhaixing discovered that he had awakened a Life Orifice in his body. This Life Orifice was called the Fart Emperor Orifice.
After this Life Orifice was awakened, Sikong Zhaixing never dared to tell others about it. However, he cultivated diligently every day and constantly refined his origin power for this day. It was so that he could have a trump card when he saw the Green Emperor in the future.
When he saw the Green Emperor, he completely dispelled his fear of him because of the resentment in his mind every day. He turned around and faced the Green Emperor.
"Fart Emperor Orifice — Five Fragrance Arhat Fart!"
"Watch me shatter the heavens with one breath!"
Sikong Zhaixing's expression was ferocious as he opened his mouth and let out a loud roar.
This breath was extraordinary. One breath could reach the heavens.
Bang!
An explosive sound came from behind Sikong Zhaixing's butt. A stream of exhaust was released from his body. This breath had already turned from intangible to tangible. Furthermore, it was colorful. One could see that the five distinct gases intertwined and turned into an Arhat Golden Body. Outside the Arhat's body, a five-colored mirage flickered, as if there were five gases rising. It was vivid and lifelike.
As soon as it appeared, it immediately charged toward the Green Emperor.
One could see that this Arhat's body was emitting five very strange and terrifying smells. These five gases, on their own, were fragrant. It could be said to be a strange fragrance that made one feel extremely comfortable when smelling it.
This Five Fragrance Arhat collided with the green flames from the Green Emperor. As if it had a mind of its own, it waved its fist and bombarded the green flames with an Arhat Fist, wanting to directly shatter and collapse the green flames. However, the green flames were very strange, as if they were illusory. They directly passed through the Five Incense Arhat's body and continued toward Sikong Zhaixing.
However, the Five Fragrance Arhat did not stop. He continued to appear before the Green Emperor with a strange smile on his face. It seemed to be some kind of evil laughter. The five energies in his body intertwined and fused together.
Instantly, a terrifying scene appeared.
The Five Incense Arhat suddenly shone with five-colored light, and its entire body expanded violently. Then, it exploded in front of the Green Emperor without hesitation.
Rumble!!
This explosion was even more intense than thunder. It was extremely domineering. The destructive power of the explosion was incomparably violent. It contained the power of an Arhat, and it was not inferior to a full-powered attack from a Life Aperture Realm cultivator. In fact, the destructive power was even stronger.
"Ah, it stinks. My nose. "
Two screams could be heard at the same time.
A green screen of water appeared around the Green Emperor's body, covering its entire body. The explosion of the Five Incense Arhat didn't do any damage to the Green Emperor, only breaking the green screen of water. Immediately afterward, the Green Emperor screamed in pain as it grabbed its nose with its claws. His eyes widened, and he was stunned. Then, he opened his mouth and kept vomiting. He vomited all the food that he had eaten not long ago.
He screamed while vomiting. He quickly escaped from the five-colored fog. He rolled on the ground and vomited.
That was an expression of wanting to die.
On the other hand, Sima Zhaixing screamed miserably. When the Green Emperor passed through the Five Fragrance Arhat and landed on his body, it burned his buttocks. The clothes on his buttocks were instantly ignited, revealing his big buttocks. Even though Sikong Zhaixing immediately used his cultivation and magic power to form a True Kang around his body, he still could not completely block the green flames. The green flames were extremely domineering. They were like tarsal moths.
However, Sima Zhaixing was also extraordinary. It was unknown what material the underwear he was wearing was made of. It was entirely red. It was a red underwear. When the green flames burned on the surface, it actually emitted a layer of scarlet light, blocking a portion of the green flames. Although Sima Zhaixing screamed in pain from the fire, he was not completely injured. It could be said that she was roasting his butt through the red underwear. It was still painful.
"Ah, it hurts, my butt. It's on fire. It's on fire. “
Sikong Zhaixing screamed miserably as he ran madly. He slammed his butt on the ground, trying to use the soil to extinguish the fire on his butt. But the moment he sat down, he jumped up. His buttocks were scalded. It was painful. Sitting down, he felt like he was sitting on pins and needles. It was truly unbearable. He sat down quickly and jumped up even faster.
Whoosh whoosh whoosh!
One by one, the Waterball Talismans slapped down on his butt. They turned into balls of water and landed on the green flames. It was unknown what the green flames were, but they had no effect on the green flames. There was no effect at all.
"Disgusting, it's disgusting. It stinks, it's extremely disgusting. You damned fart, fart demon, I will definitely not let you off. "
The Green Emperor rolled on the ground. The stench was simply pervasive, penetrating deep into his soul. Any one of the Five Fragrance Arhat's farts would be extremely fragrant if released alone. But when five of them were combined, it would be extremely disgusting. It was an indescribable stench. It could make one so disgusted that they wanted to die. It was painful, it was simply too painful.
The Green Emperor was already foaming at the mouth.
He looked like he had nothing left to live for.
"Green Emperor, you damned dog, don't think that I can't do anything to you. Mere green flames can't burn me to death. Look at my mystique — Chrysanthemum Heaven Destroying Fart!! "
Sikong Zhaixing let out a furious roar. His face hardened.
"Bang!!"
Suddenly, another soft sound came from behind him.
Looking closely, an orange-yellow gas spurted out from behind Sikong Zhaixing's butt. Strangely, it turned into a dazzling chrysanthemum. It was extremely beautiful, as if one could see the chrysanthemum growing and even blossoming in that instant.
Then, the chrysanthemum exploded.
The ground was filled with chrysanthemums. The petals drifted in all directions like snowflakes. Each petal emitted a strange aura. That smell was unbearable. Moreover, the petals looked light, but in reality, each petal was as sharp as a knife.
The chrysanthemum blossomed and exploded, causing the green flames that covered his butt to collapse. It was washed away from his butt. A fart was ultimately a gust of air. Even the green flames would be blown away.
It looked rather ferocious.
"It stinks!!"
"There's a stench in the fragrance. I'm so disgusted that I want to vomit."
"Retreat, retreat quickly. Retreat, it's releasing poison."
"I'm really going to vomit."
A large number of Minotaurs looked at the chrysanthemum petals and subconsciously sniffed them. Instantly, some of the Minotaurs' faces darkened. Then, their bodies swayed and they vomited.
They vomited.
They vomited until the sky turned black. All of them vomited until their intestines were about to come out. They vomited until they were foaming at the mouth. They looked at Sikong Zhaixing with a trace of fear in their eyes.
"Ah! My butt. "
Although the green flames had collapsed, Sikong Zhaixing still let out a series of miserable screams. He felt that his butt was really burnt and roasted. If his underwear was taken off, it would definitely be bright red. It was a horrible sight.
"Bastard, you old thief, you're actually a crazy fart demon."
The expert from the Three Eyed Clan who had been chasing after Sikong Zhaixing at high speed suddenly stopped in mid-air. Moreover, he subconsciously retreated a distance. He looked at Sikong Zhaixing with a very unfriendly gaze, but his face was full of fear.
He was also afraid.
"Fortunately, this bastard fart demon didn't use his fart skill on me. Otherwise, how would I have the face to face my clansmen in the future? That would definitely be a shame that I would never be able to wash away. I didn't expect this old thief to have such a trump card. "
The expert from the Three Eyed Clan was secretly afraid.
He could not help but feel a chill in his heart when he thought that he was chasing after Sikong Zhaixing's butt.
Fortunately, he was lucky enough.
"I'm going to kill you."
The Green Emperor rolled on the ground for a long time before he recovered. However, he had already vomited out everything in his stomach. Even his bile was spat out.
However, at this moment, a trace of killing intent appeared in the Green Emperor's eyes.
"Save me, Daoist Yi, Daoist Yi, please control your dog. I have information, I have important information."
At this moment, Sikong Zhaixing also looked at Yi Tianxing. He hurriedly shouted.
He knew that Yi Tian Xing was the only one who could control the Green Emperor. No one else could do anything about it. Even the Fart Path divine power that he had meticulously prepared could not suppress the Green Emperor. He already had a bad feeling.
He felt that his hand was about to lose control. The situation had become serious.
"Damn it, I really can't hit the Green Emperor. If I hit it, I'll be unlucky. I'm doomed. "
Sikong Zhaixing smiled bitterly in his heart. He felt that his hand was really out of control.
"Whoosh!"
"Star-picking Palm!"
He waved his right hand without any warning.
However, this grab was not aimed at anyone. It was aimed at himself.
He had to admit that his Star-picking Palm was extremely mysterious. It could even be said to be able to steal the sky and change the sun.
With this grab, Sikong Zhaixing felt a chill on his body. He had actually taken off his own clothes.
"Red dudou!"
When the Green Emperor saw that Sikong Zhaixing had taken off his own clothes, he was stunned. Then, he pointed at Sikong Zhaixing and laughed maniacally.
"Red dudou. You're actually wearing a red dudou and red underwear. This is too funny. You fart demon, you have such a hobby. This is too funny. "The Green Emperor could not stop laughing. In the end, he was already rolling on the ground while hugging his stomach. He was laughing so hard that his eyes were about to pop out.
“.....”
When Yi Tianxing saw this, his facial muscles could not help but twitch. He felt as if there was lightning in front of him and needles were stabbing his eyes. A grown man wearing a red dudou and red underwear. It was not an ordinary sight.
This was insanely spicy.
Jia Xu and the others also had strange expressions.
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