Standing in the middle of New York's Times Square, Star-Lord Quill's mood was surging. Under the arrangement of the Illuminati, Quill once again set foot on the land of the earth, carrying 50,000 dollars from Li Jie's personal support.
"Earth ~ My hometown, my mother, I am back again!" Standing in the middle of Times Square, Quill let out a cry from the depths of his heart. He took a deep breath, feeling the air of freedom and democracy on the land of the United States.
And his shout attracted the attention of countless passers-by, but it was just a sidelong glance. After all, this is New York, this is Times Square, and it is not surprising for any strange people to appear.
Look, there were two Storm Soldiers assassinating the Sith Emperor just now. Maybe it was for publicity for the newly released Star Wars 8.
As for this guy in a red leather jacket, he was here for another wave of publicity. However, this publicity was a little careless. She wore a leather jacket without any makeup and said, "Earth ~ My hometown, my mother, I'm back!" Is he pretending to be an alien with his lines?
They were too lousy. When did Hollywood producers become so careless?
Star-Lord Quill, who was treated as a temporary by a group of passers-by, was not affected by the emotions of others at all. It's rare for him to return to the earth, especially for a trip to New York, so he wants to take a good look around New York!
To be honest, he was very young when he left the earth, and the place where he lived was also a small place. Although he has traveled far and wide in the Galaxy over the years, he has seen a lot of things. But for the earth, this place is familiar and unfamiliar to Quill.
This is his hometown, yes, but he has never really seen the true appearance of this hometown. So Li Jie deliberately gave Star-Lord a chance to travel at public expense.
Fifty thousand dollars is enough to spend in the United States for a few days, and he can live a very good life.
Star-Lord Quill's journey starts at the hot dog stall next to Times Square.
"Oh, I haven't seen this kind of hot dog before, it's bigger than the ones I've eaten before." Star-Lord stood in front of the stall and looked at the hot dogs sold by the stall owner with interest, saying while gesturing the length: "I remember that hot dogs are not this big? Are you really selling hot dogs? "Star-Lord gestured about a length of about ten centimeters.
The stall owner glanced at Star-Lord and then replied in a nasal voice, "I'm selling Frankfurter sausage hot dogs, it's written on the sign. Not all sausages are as short as yours. "
The frankfurter was 20 centimeters long, which was much longer than the average sausage. But Star-Lord felt that this stall owner seemed a bit overbearing? Does he think I can't afford his sausages? Why are you talking to me with a nasal voice?
"Frankfurters are German. I also sell fried blood sausages and fried pickled cabbage here. They are authentic German dishes." The stall owner continued to speak in a nasal voice. "You just haven't seen these before."
"Ha! Who said I haven't? " Star-Lord thought of those happy days and rich food in Xingxing Port: "I have eaten blood sausage and pickled cabbage! It wasn't German food at all. It was China's northeast cuisine, wasn't it? Braised blood sausage with pickled cabbage and white meat. Oh, by the way, they call it butchered pig dish. "
"Bullshit!" The stall owner looked annoyed that Star-Lord disagreed with him. "Blood sausage and pickled cabbage are German!"
"It's from China!"
"It's from Germany!"
"It's from China!"
The stall owner pointed at Quill's nose and said, "Are you still an American? Do you still love your country!"
Star-Lord touched his nose. Yes, he is an American. But does this have anything to do with which country the pickled cabbage blood sausage is from? Moreover, he has been an internationalist fighter for so many years since he left the earth. Star-Lord doesn't care about his nationality at all. He didn't have time to go to school for long, and he can't even recite the national leaders of the United States except Washington and Lincoln.
Moreover, one of Star-Lord Quill's favorite things is to talk to others, especially on the earth. Earthlings are always very kind, aren't they? Unlike those aliens, who would attack at the slightest provocation, he could argue with them.
Just when Star-Lord and the stall owner were talking for fun, the stall owner saw that he couldn't talk to Star-Lord, so he simply came out from behind the stall, holding a stainless steel shovel in his hand, and his face was full of anger.
"Pickled cabbage blood sausage is German!" He roared and rushed up. Star-Lord turned around and ran.
Oh, isn't the earth very kind? Why do they want to fight when they don't agree? When did earthlings become so violent? After running a few hundred meters, Star-Lord just ran to the door of a cinema after getting rid of the stall owner.
A huge poster of "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" was posted on the exterior wall of the cinema.
"Wow, is this the eighth movie already out?" Star-Lord felt a little incredible because he watched the old version of the Star Wars trilogy from the 1970s when he was a child and watched the new trilogy in Pluto Xingxing Port. Then he watched the Force Awakening and Rogue One.
As a result, "The Last Jedi" came out. Originally, Star-Lord liked the Star Wars series very much. After all, it is a childhood memory. But after watching eight Star Wars movies in a row, Star-Lord has become aesthetically tired.
Especially the latest two movies, Awakening of the Force and Rogue One. Forget about Rogue One, what was Awakening of the Force? However, as a childhood memory, Star-Lord finally couldn't help but impulsively pay for a ticket to see it.
At the end of the two-and-a-half-hour viewing, Quill walked out of the cinema and cursed, "I will never spend money for childhood memories in the future. What the hell is this! This movie can't be sent to the Nova Corps! "
Just as Quill was walking and cursing, a group of Star Wars fans in Star Wars cosplay uniforms happened to hear him. A man dressed as Emperor Sith pointed at Quill and said loudly, "Wait, what did you just say! Say it again if you dare. "
"Can't you say it if it's bad?" Quill retorted mercilessly.
"Shut up! Do you want to destroy the Star Wars series, destroy the childhood memories of countless people, and destroy the foundation of American movies? "Emperor Sith was extremely angry.
"Huh?! Something that cheats money with childhood memories, if it's destroyed then it's destroyed. It's better to destroy it completely and make a new one. "Quill doesn't care about these people's views at all. I am an internationalist warrior!
"Shut up! I think you want to destroy the United States! " Emperor Sith waved his hand, and several Storm Soldiers who followed him began to rush towards Star-Lord Quill.
Oh my God! Are the people on earth so violent now? He said a few words casually and he wanted to start a fight. Quill turned around and ran, not because he was worried that he couldn't beat them, but because he was afraid that he would accidentally kill these fragile compatriots. This is the truth. As a guy who has been in various dangerous areas of the Interstellar all year round, Star-Lord's combat power is not comparable to these ordinary people.
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"Aha!" Star-Lord stood in a high-rise building in New York City with his hands on his hips and sighed, "New York is terrible. The people here are not friendly at all. Forget it, let's go to the countryside. Oh, by the way, I have to see Sam and talk to him about joining the Nova Corps. "
"By the way, does he live in Arizona? I wonder if he will pass by Las Vegas? "Star-Lord Quill had heard of Las Vegas when he was a child, but he had never seen it. This time, he really wanted to see it. Even if he didn't pass by, Quill would let him pass by.
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