Captain Rogers threw the responsibility to Li Jie. His reason was simple: You are Thor's guardian, and as his guardian, you have the obligation to deal with the mess he caused. It was like a dog owner who didn't put a leash on the dog, causing it to bite people. This must be the dog owner's full responsibility.
Because you can't just kill an Alaskan Malamute that bites people. Even if you killed it and sold dog meat, it wouldn't be enough to pay for other people's vaccinations! Therefore, the person who would take the blame in the end must be the dog owner. Therefore, it was important to remember to put a leash on the dog before letting them out for a walk. Otherwise, who knew what kind of trouble they would cause?
Li Jie now regretted not putting a leash on Thor. But then again, where could he get a leash that could tie up Thor? This thing shouldn't exist, right?
Unless he could get something similar to the lying lasso that the heroine in Gal Gadot's "Pretty Woman."
When Li Jie found Thor, a certain salted fish was lying comfortably on the sofa, watching the new season of "Hell's Kitchen." The world-famous British chef Gordon Ramsay was showing off his amazing "language talent" on TV. "You XXXXX, don't you know that XXX can't XXXXX? Even my grandmother's Golden Retriever is a thousand times better than your XXXX. If your brain isn't filled with XXXX, then please wake up and figure out what you're doing in the kitchen. OK？！”
The Fox TV station's post-production was also working hard. The program needed to make the sound of BBB, but they also needed to let everyone roughly understand what Gordon was saying.
The God of Salted Fish was lying on the sofa, watching Gordon Ramsay's video on profanity while eating a mixture of creamy chocolate and caramel popcorn.
"Hahahaha! These idiots can't even fry scallops properly. They're simply hopeless. If restaurants that sell seafood hire them as chefs, do you think those restaurants will go out of business? " Thor threw a mouthful of popcorn into his mouth. He was gloating at the poor guys who were suffering on TV.
"And those idiots, why can't they cook the rosemary chicken thighs before they're fully cooked? Don't they know that eating raw chicken can cause diarrhea? If the customers in the restaurant have diarrhea, then they can directly close the restaurant. "
"By the way, doesn't your family own a restaurant? Do you make this kind of raw food for the guests? " Thor didn't get up after seeing Li Jie come in. He just lay comfortably on the sofa, eating popcorn and talking.
Li Jie grabbed the bucket of popcorn that Thor had placed on his stomach and threw it into his mouth. After chewing, he said, "My family runs a Chinese restaurant. Chinese restaurants do not like to serve half-cooked food. Apart from a small number of cold dishes, all the dishes are cooked at high temperatures and thoroughly cooked before being served. "
"Oh, you don't sell sashimi at home?" Thor stuffed another mouthful of popcorn into his mouth.
"Unless it's a Cantonese restaurant that sometimes sells sashimi with snapper, other Chinese restaurants basically don't have raw food. Of course, some Yunnan and Guizhou restaurants also have raw food. Also, most of the restaurants that sell sashimi now are East Ocean restaurants. Sashimi, sushi, and so on. "Li Jie rolled his eyes and explained to Thor that East Ocean cuisine and Chinese cuisine were different.
"Alright, I thought it was the same. After all, we all eat with chopsticks. " When Thor heard what Li Jie said, he spread his hands, then snatched the popcorn bucket back and continued to place it on his big belly that was exposed because he was lying on his back.
Li Jie dusted off the crumbs of popcorn on his hands and said, "Tell me, Thor."
"Tell me what?"
"Tell me why you hit Techala? I've heard it from Captain Rogers. You stood up for Storm Lady Orolo and then beat up Techala. I heard that you even beat him up badly. This incident has made Wakanda's King T 'Chaka very unhappy. He even asked the Earth Federation and Tuvalu personally. "
"I wasn't the one who hit him, okay?!" When he heard what Li Jie said, Thor immediately got up, as agile as Sammo Hung in his twenties.
Li Jie raised his eyebrows. "So what's going on?"
Thor patted the sofa and said, "I received a message from Orolo that day, and I just wanted to meet her."
"Aren't you afraid of death? Do you know that you're in the Hellish Hellish Arena now? You still dare to provoke a Lightning Storm mutant? Do you think Hell lacks Lightning Storms? " Li Jie looked at Thor in disbelief. "Or do you really think that you can deceive people for the rest of your life with your identity as the Dragon God Hero?"
"I know, I know, I know that things are troublesome, that's why I responded to Orolo's message," Thor emphasized, "You don't know that the photos she sent me are getting bigger and bigger. That's why I'm worried. "
"Worried?"
"Yeah, worried that I'll forget to bring my phone one day and Sif sees these photos. Then I'll be screwed."
"You didn't delete the photos?"
"Huh? Phone photos can be deleted? "
Li Jie said, "… Sorry, I was wrong. Please continue. "
Thor shrugged. "Because I don't think it can go on like this, I responded to Orolo's message. She wants to meet me. I think I'll meet her, and it's best if I can convince her not to bother me anymore. You know how much trouble I'm in right now, and how hard my life is. "
Li Jie looked at the sofa under Thor's body that was slightly deformed by his weight, the 50oz bucket of popcorn, and "Hell's Kitchen" that was playing on the 60-inch LCD TV. Li Jie said thoughtfully, "Yeah, it's really hard."
"Yes, it's really hard. That's why I have to make my stance clear. I went to Orolo and wanted to tell her not to send me those photos anymore. It's easy to get me into trouble, "Thor said.
"I talked to her for a long time. I don't want to talk about the specifics, it's my privacy. Then I managed to convince her that it's impossible for us to be together. "
Li Jie touched his chin. Was Thor that eloquent?
"Then our conversation went back to a more normal direction. Orolo is a mutant with Lightning and Storm abilities. My Godhood is also Lightning and Storm. Compared to my abilities, Orolo's abilities aren't even worth mentioning. So she wanted to ask me about how to control Lightning and what I can do. " Thor was right. Very few people could compare to him in terms of controlling Lightning. Of course, Odin didn't count.
"I just wanted to show her the right way to use Lightning. But who the f * ck knew that Black Kid (T 'Challa) was also there, spying in the dark, and wearing metal accessories! "Thor rubbed his forehead helplessly.
"You know how much lightning likes metals that are conductive. And at that time, I was just about to release something that looked like a ball of lightning. Guess who that ball of lightning hit? "
Li Jie also rubbed his forehead helplessly. Did he even need to ask? Who else could it be other than T 'Challa?
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