Ka Zi Ka Zi Ka Zi ~ Ton ton ton ~ Burp ~
Nick Fury was scared out of his wits when he heard the belch. He felt as if his heart was about to jump out of his throat!
Because no one on Earth knew better than Nick what King Black Bat's burps meant. That meant the arrival of a destructive catastrophe!
Nick could no longer stop Nightcrawler from burping. He had heard the crisp sound of the burp, and there was nothing he could do if the burp caused Nightcrawler to be blasted into smithereens by Nightcrawler.
He couldn't care less about anything else. Anyway, he wasn't very familiar with Nightcrawler. At most, he would blame the mistake on Nightcrawler when he told Frank what had happened.
In an instant, Nick had already thought of a way to deal with Nightcrawler's funeral. "Blackbat likes to drink carbonated soda. I warned Nightcrawler not to take such a risk even if it was to cater to his tastes. But he still felt the need to take a risk, and he used his own life as the stake to execute this plan. He is great and worthy of respect.]
Well, Nick had already thought of a eulogy. In any case, they would just do whatever they could to support Nightcrawler. Although he wasn't very familiar with him and didn't like Nightcrawler very much. But since he was going to die, then he didn't have to be stingy with his compliments.
It was right to praise him as if he was the best in the world. Of course, he had to insist that this matter was Nightcrawler's personal will. It was definitely not him who instigated him to send the carbonated drink to Blackbat. He had only provided the information to Nightcrawler, but the final decision was made by Nightcrawler himself!
Nick Fury had already figured out how to get himself out of this. The time he had to think about all of this was very, very short. The moment Nick Fury heard the Black Bat King's belch, he had already thought of all this before he landed in a standard defensive posture.
Nick Fury rolled to the side with a beautiful Tiger Landing Stance. He wanted to avoid the attack range of King Blackbat and protect his black face with all his might. He had to wait for the moment when the energy roar stopped.
One second, two seconds, three seconds … … Nick Fury quietly waited for the roar of energy to subside, and he silently counted the seconds in his heart. But as he counted, he realized something was wrong. Ten seconds had passed. Why hadn't anything happened?
In the ten years they had spent together, Nick had seen the Black Bat King in action. It was true that a single roar from the Black Bat King could shake the Earth. Why was it so calm today? Not even a speck of dust was raised?
Just as Nick was feeling puzzled, Nightcrawler's voice came from the side, "I say, Director Nick, are you practicing some kind of tactical movement? Or something like that? Or did you discover something and use the long-lost Earth Listening Technique? "
That's not right. Shouldn't Nightcrawler be dead? Nick Fury turned around, a little puzzled, and saw Nightcrawler and King Blackbat looking at him from the window of the dining room with interest. (I must be so stupid now, Nick thought.)
Nick Fury got up with a dark face (although no one could see it at all) and dusted himself off. With a dark face (still, no one could tell), he walked in the direction of Nightcrawler and King Blackbat.
As he walked, he asked, "What game are you playing? Is this trick fun? Are you letting Blackbat use a generator to synthesize a falsetto to tease people? "
Nick was a little annoyed. He felt like he had been played. It was definitely not Blackbat who was hiccuping, but he had used a voice synthesizer to make a falsetto. There was definitely no sound coming out of his mouth. Maybe he was just cooperating. It was like lip-synching at a concert.
In response to Nick Fury's question, Li Jie shrugged and patted Blackbat on the shoulder. King Blackbat gave Li Jie a look, then said to Nick in an electronically synthesized voice, "Did you think I was faking it?"
"Phew …" Nick exhaled. "Blackbat, you are so old. Can you stop playing such childish games? I almost had a heart attack just now. If you really hiccuped at Nightcrawler, you could have killed him. If something really happened to him, I don't know how to explain it to his friends and family! "
Nick spoke sincerely, but he didn't know how to explain it to Nightcrawler's friends. Who are you kidding? He had thought of all kinds of excuses just now.
Li Jie responded noncommittally, "Oh, thank you for your concern, Director."
King Blackbat grinned at Nick, then drank the remaining half bottle of Jianlibao in his hand in one gulp.
Blackbat took a deep breath after drinking Jianlibao in one gulp. Cyclops clearly saw that Blackbat's throat began to move. Although the Black Cyclops only had one eye, his observation skills were sharper than many people with two eyes.
This time, he was closer, and he could keenly observe the movement of Blackbat's throat muscles. Damn, this is not a joke. Blackbat is really going to hiccup this time.
Nick only had time to shout at Li Jie, "Get down!" and then he had no time to care about what happened to Nightcrawler.
This was because Nick performed another beautiful move, a tiger landing followed by a side roll and a 3,600-degree turn. If it was diving, this level of difficulty would definitely be at the level of an Olympic gold medal.
"I hope I can survive this. One second, two seconds, three seconds …" Nick felt like some people said, "People will feel that time passes very, very slowly before they die. A few seconds are as long as a few hours, and they can even recall their entire life in an instant."
Nick Fury had this feeling. He had only counted for twenty seconds, but it felt as long as twenty seconds had passed. Did I count too fast? Actually, only two seconds have passed, right? Nick Fury thought, shielding his bald, dark face.
Until he heard a business. It was a hooded man who was holding back his laughter and lying on the windowsill. But in the end, because his shoulders were shaking too hard, he did not lie on the windowsill. He fell directly from the restaurant and made a sound outside.
Since they had already spoken, the hooded man and the Black-bellied King (that was the right word) couldn't bear it any longer. They pointed in the direction of the Black One-eyed Dragon's Tiger Landing Stance and laughed loudly. "Hahahahaha! It's so funny! Hahahahaha! "
The King pointed his index finger in Nick's direction. He laughed so hard that tears flowed down his cheeks. "Did you record that, Nightcrawler? I want to keep the video as a souvenir. Nick Fury and I have known each other for almost twenty years. He has never smiled. I gave him funny toys for Christmas, and he never smiled. I always thought he was a cold man, but I did not expect his [Laughing Fruit] to be so good! I can laugh for a year because of this video! Hahahaha! "
Li Jie, who had fallen to the ground, was too lazy to get up. He sat directly on the ground and hugged his stomach while laughing. "I recorded it, I recorded it. Hahahaha! I need to show this video to Captain Rogers. Let him see that his old boss also has a very humorous side! "
Nick's face was now extremely dark (but no one could see it). He already knew that he must have been fooled by these two guys. Not to mention Nightcrawler, he had heard that this guy had always been heartless.
But how did Blackbat, who had always been mature and steady, get involved with him? And even accompany him to perform? The pretend burp just now was really real. Even he was fooled.
No! Blackbat really burped just now, but there was no leakage of energy! Nick caught the key point. He looked at Blackbat and Li Jie in disbelief (mainly at Li Jie) and asked Li Jie loudly, "What did you do to him?"
Li Jie, who was sitting on the ground, shook his body from side to side, and said in a very serious tone, "What else could it be? I just let people experience the pleasure of burping. "
"Can't you burp when drinking carbonated soda? What's the point of drinking soda like that? " Li Jie said seriously, "Drinking soda without burping is like eating lamb kebabs without cumin. It's tasteless. I'm just helping Blackbat find the joy of life. "
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