Li Jie mourned for Strange's hair loss for a few seconds in his heart. It was only after Li Jie carried Strange out of the basement and poured him a glass of water to calm him down that Strange finally calmed down.
Strange was still trembling in disbelief. His voice was panicked. "Oh my god, I'm losing hair. It's a lot of hair loss. Damn it! Is there a source of radiation in your house? "
He glared at Li Jie fiercely. Li Jie shook his head. "How is that possible? If there was a source of radiation, why would I still live here? Aren't you afraid of mutation? "
Li Jie felt a little strange after saying that. The people living in this house seemed to have mutated.
"There's nothing wrong with my diet, my rest, and I didn't say the wrong spell. Why do I have such a large amount of hair loss? It doesn't make sense! " Strange scratched his temples that were starting to lose hair. He had brought out some more hair, which made him a little hysterical.
"I don't want to become bald. I can't become bald! I'll be ugly if I become bald like the King! I don't want to be like that with him. "
Li Jie forced the somewhat hysterical Strange back to his seat.
Li Jie noticed that Lan was standing on the stairs. She seemed a little surprised that Strange had such a strong reaction. In Kamateki, it was common knowledge for male Mages to have less hair. What was so surprising about that?
Li Jie gave Lan a look that said, "Look, it's all your fault. You're driving him crazy." Lan innocently returned a look that said, "I didn't think of that either."
Strange did not notice the exchange of looks between the two. He just continued to shout hysterically, "There must be something wrong, it must be! I want to find the reason and destroy it! I can't lose my hair! "
This was a man who valued his personal image more than his life. It could be seen from the fear he had for Dum in his heart, but on the surface, he never showed it on the surface.
The noise Strange made was so loud that even Heve, who had been practicing her swordsmanship in the backyard, was attracted by it. She leaned against the wall of the corridor and asked Lan, who was standing on the stairs, "Are all the male sorcerers in Kamateki so weak now? It's as if I want to kill them for even losing a hair. "
Lan sat on the stairs and supported her face with her hands. She said bitterly, "No, everyone else is fine. Only he became like this. I just wanted him to have some confidence. "
Fortunately, Haze's voice was very soft, and Strange's SAN was very low, so he did not hear what Haze said at all.
Li Jie felt that it was necessary to make Strange return to normal. He pressed Strange down and said loudly, "Listen, listen! I said, I told you to listen to me! "
The loud roar brought Strange back to his senses. Li Jie stared into his eyes and said, "You've just lost your hair because you've been under too much pressure recently. It's normal. Nowadays, middle-aged men in big cities don't have that much pressure. You're not the first, and you won't be the last. "
Strange's lips trembled. "But, but I don't want to …" Li Jie suspected that he heard Strange sob.
He could only say helplessly, "Okay, okay. My great doctor, great sorcerer. Losing your hair doesn't mean losing the world, okay? "
Strange disagreed with Li Jie. "But saving hair loss is as important as saving the world, okay?"
Huh? Why did this sound so familiar? It felt like he had said it before. Li Jie recalled. He was dazed for a moment. "Alright, you have a point. But now that technology is so advanced, even broken limbs can be regrown. Losing hair is no big deal. "
Strange furrowed his brows. "You mean?"
Li Jie slapped him on the shoulder. "Dawn 101 Hair Regrowth Potion! It's sold in major outlets all over the world, and the cure rate for hair loss is as high as one in ten thousand. You can't be that unlucky one in ten thousand, can you? "
Strange immediately regained his spirits. "You're right, you're right. I don't have time to be sad here. I need to get moving. "With that said, he ran into his basement like the wind.
Then, with a series of jingling sounds, Strange appeared in front of Li Jie after a while with a huge bag on his back.
Li Jie looked at him in surprise. "What do you want?"
"Line up!" Strange said matter-of-factly. "Don't you know how hard it is to buy Dawn 101? Dawn 101 Hair Regrowth Potion and Dawn Skin Repair Magic Potion are in short supply in the global cosmetic market. The price sold on the black market is almost five times the price in the regular market, and the supply is still in short supply. "
"The profit is comparable to the drug trade. I heard such a story when I went to South America. Now the hard currencies that the South American gangs can accept include: US dollars, euros, gold, drugs, and then Dawn 101 and Dawn Magic Potion. They're using Dawn 101 to settle the underground transactions! "
"I heard that the Dawn 101 and Dawn Magic Potion set worth 500 US dollars can be exchanged for an Uzi submachine gun on the black market, or drugs of the same price. Or to exchange it for drugs of the same price. I heard from other members of Doctors Without Borders that you can't afford to offend people who use Dawn products to do underground transactions in South America! "Strange told these stories with a serious face.
Li Jie felt that his jaw was about to drop to the ground. If what Strange said was true, then wouldn't the Dawn products made by the Illuminati, in a way, contribute to the prosperity of the gangs?
We just want to save hair loss and skin beauty while saving the world! Li Jie shouted in his heart.
When he saw Strange carrying big and small bags and preparing to go to the business outlet to line up all night, Li Jie grabbed him. "Wait, you shouldn't line up. You don't know how long you'll have to line up like this. Dawn hasn't been shipping enough, although they've been increasing production. Especially in New York and Los Angeles, the demand is astonishing. You might not be able to buy it even if you line up all night. "
Strange looked at Li Jie and said, "But what can I do if I don't line up? It's not easy to buy it on the black market now. "
Li Jie patted his chest. "Leave it to me. I'm on good terms with Tony. I'll get the Nemesis Baldie to provide professional service for you. I promise you'll have beautiful hair back. "
Strange said, "Really?"
Li Jie patted his chest loudly, "It's true! I mean what I say! "Strange was so excited that his eyes were brimming with tears." Thank … thank you so much! "
Faced with Strange's true feelings, Li Jie felt a little embarrassed. He could only run away. He'd better go to Tony and ask him for some hair tonic first!
But Li Jie didn't expect to run into Dr. Ethan, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, when he went to help Strange get some hair tonic this time. He had also changed a lot.
PS: To explain the place marked, the inspiration for Dawn products to become underground currency came from Lego.
According to urban legend, Lego was the underground currency of the gangs. A fifty dollar Lego delivery certificate could be exchanged for ten dollars of drugs. A set of Lego bricks could be exchanged for an AK47.
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