Inside the Stark Industries Building.
"Hi, Tony, how have you been?" Li Jie, who was dressed as a Nightcrawler, greeted Tony in a brisk tone.
Tony glanced at Li Jie. "If you want to fly in from the rooftop of my office next time, can you let me know in advance? It's not good for you to do this often. "
"Huh?" Li Jie was a little confused. "What and what?"
Tony, who was working on documents with his head down, said without looking up, "Because Peibo doesn't like it. In fact, she misunderstood something. If you want to come here to see me next time, you'd better make an appointment through her. "
"What the hell are you talking about?" Li Jie had no idea what Tony was talking about. He had originally planned to get some information from Tony. But what Tony was saying now was completely inexplicable.
After Tony finished processing some documents from the Horizon Foundation, he looked up at Li Jie. "It's a long story."
"Then make it short." Li Jie sat on the sofa in Tony's office.
"You know, ever since the Illuminati was established, I haven't gone out to play. Do you understand what I mean? "Tony emphasized the word" play. "
Li Jie knew very well what Tony meant by "play." To explain it in an easy-to-understand and down-to-earth way: messing around.
"So? That's a good thing. You're not Superman. For the future development of the Illuminati, I think it's better for you to control yourself. "Li Jie didn't think there was anything wrong with it.
"That's the problem, that's the problem!" Tony clapped his hands.
"This made Peibo suspicious. Although she thought it was a good thing at first, things changed later. You know what happened before, when the Lord Man wanted to kill me. You acted as my bodyguards. "
"So what's the problem?" Li Jie still didn't understand what Tony was talking about.
"Do you remember who's on night shift?" Tony asked.
"Captain Rogers has always been your bodyguard during the night shift. What's wrong?" Li Jie continued to be puzzled.
"That's the key. Damn it. One night, Rogers spilled coffee on his body, so I asked him to wash it in my bathroom. At that time, he took off his shirt to wash it. "Tony's face twitched a little.
"And then?" Li Jie said straightforwardly, "Get to the point!"
"Then Pei Bo walked in and saw the shirtless captain Rogers," Tony said with a sigh.
"And then she was subdued by Captain Rogers's body?" Li Jie suddenly understood something. "Oh! Did Pei Bo fall in love with someone else?! She fell in love with Captain Rogers's big … cough … nothing, my throat is a little uncomfortable. "
Tony didn't care about what Li Jie said next. He lowered his head and said, "It's worse than that."
"Actually, I only found out recently. Because of my recent abstinence, Pei Bo thinks I'm like an ascetic in Nepal. She thinks it's all very abnormal. "
"So a few nights ago, she suddenly asked me something." The twitching on Tony's face became more obvious.
"What?" Li Jie suddenly had a bad feeling.
"Who has a better body, me or Captain Rogers?" Tony repeated Pei Bo's words.
"Of course it's Captain Rogers's!" Li Jie answered without hesitation on Tony's behalf.
Pei Bo was an intellectual beauty with a mature and domineering beauty. But not every domineering beauty had a curvaceous body. Pei Bo wasn't outstanding in this aspect.
Captain Rogers, on the other hand, wasn't as strong as the Spider-man Peter Parker, who was one size smaller than him. But in terms of body, he was completely superior. His body was like an ancient Greek marble sculpture. It could be said to be perfect. It was the golden ratio of humans.
So, Pei Bo and Captain America competed in body and breasts. Who would win? Well, this comparison was a bit unfair, but Li Jie knew through Hawkeye that S.H.E.L.D. had held an underground selection.
Who has the best figure among S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, the two candidates for the final finals, one is Natasha and the other is Rogers.
In the end, Captain Rogers was elected as the champion of S.H.E.L.D.'s first SHIELD Good Body Champion with an absolute majority of votes.
Although Li Jie doubted the professional ability of the agents in S.H.E.L.D. who did not do their jobs properly, Li Jie didn't care about the results of the vote. (According to Hawkeye's grapevine, this secret vote was organized by Coulson.)
Because normal people would choose this way!
"Yes, you would choose this way too, right? I think normal people would choose this way. I can't say something against my conscience. So I said, 'I think it should be Rogers. He has the best body I've seen in years.' "Tony looked regretful.
"But this made Pei Bo go berserk, and then we slept in separate beds. And now the biggest problem is that she thinks I've changed. You should understand what I mean. Because she thinks this is the only reason why I've been so obedient recently. "
"And she didn't go out to play with those models. Now she thinks I'm gay! "Tony suddenly became emotional as he spoke.
"She thinks this can explain everything. Why would I want to spend time with a bunch of men, go to meetings, chat, and find some girls to accompany me? Because those male heroes are now my harem. Including you! Nightcrawler! "
Puff! Li Jie, who was drinking water, spat out a mouthful of water ten meters away. Because he was too excited, water entered his trachea and he coughed violently.
After coughing for a long time, Li Jie slowly recovered. "You didn't try to explain?"
Tony sighed. "It's useless. Because she has decided all this. And she thinks she's old and unattractive. "
"Is Miss Pei Bo 32 this year?" Li Jie asked.
"To be precise, she hasn't had her 31st birthday yet. She's still 30." For the first time, Tony remembered Pei Bo's birthday.
Well, 30 wasn't old in this era, but it wasn't young either. He had jumped from two to three. Starting next year, he would have to call himself thirty-one. Was Pei Bo feeling anxious because of this?
There was also her love with Tony. It was exciting and romantic to be with Iron Man. But it seemed that she couldn't see the end of it and lacked a sense of security.
Li Jie remembered that in the original story, Tony and Pei Bo didn't end up together, but ended up breaking up. Pei Bo ended up marrying the fat man who was Tony's driver and bodyguard? It seemed like it. Li Jie couldn't remember where he saw this ending.
Li Jie originally wanted to talk about Tony's background. But now he couldn't speak.
If he had just said, [Hey! Buddy, did you hear? You're not your parents' biological child.]
Then Pei Bo broke up with Tony and married Tony's driver. Finally, Tony had to attend the wedding of his ex-girlfriend and his driver with a smile.
Shit！ Thinking about it, this is an extremely sh * tty plot. I'm afraid Tony Stark will not only kill the Winter Soldier, but also himself.
Li Jie looked at Tony, who was in a low mood, and suddenly said, "I think Miss Pei Bo lacks a sense of security with you."
"What?" The Playboy may have had affairs with many women, but he has never really carried anything emotionally.
"I mean, no matter if she's your secretary or your lover, she's always been terrified, isn't she? I think if you really like Miss Pei Bo so much, why don't you try to give her a little sense of security? "Li Jie said while rubbing his chin.
Tony was a very smart person. He immediately understood what Li Jie was talking about. "Wait, wait, are you talking about marriage? No, no, I'm not ready yet. This is too much of a shock for me. "
Li Jie said noncommittally, "It's nothing, isn't it? Look at the Osborne Group next door. Harry Osborne is already engaged. He will get married next year, and maybe even his child will be born in the same year. "
"Look at him, he has a child at the age of twenty, and you are in your thirties and you don't even have a wife. Don't you feel ashamed?"
Huh? Tony felt that there seemed to be something wrong with what Nightcrawler said, but he couldn't put his finger on it.
"But I still have a lot of concerns. You have to understand that the world is not peaceful, and there are all kinds of things to do. I hope … "
Before Tony could finish his words, he was interrupted by Li Jie. "You're not going to say: when the world is peaceful, you will go back to your hometown to get married?"
Li Jie's tone was very serious. Tony asked with some confusion, "What's the problem?"
Li Jie shook his head. "It's a super big fiang! People who say things like that usually don't get what they want. "Well, for example, his girlfriend ran away with his driver or something.
Li Jie put his hands on Tony's shoulders and said seriously, "And don't think too highly of yourself, Tony. Although you are very important, you are not the only one in this world. Why is there an Illuminati? This organization is just the beginning. Even if you and I die one day, there will still be comrades who will carry on our will. "
"Life can't be perfect if you want it to be. There is no such thing as perfection in this world. Just like your Iron Man mech, every generation has loopholes, and then it will be updated, and then it will be updated again. This is a cycle, I thought you were used to it. "
The first part of Li Jie's words touched Tony, but what about the second part? Sorry, are you complaining about the terrible design of my mecha?
"Don't make irresponsible remarks about my mech!" Tony said with some excitement, but because his shoulders were held down by Li Jie, he couldn't jump up.
If Tony didn't jump up, he wouldn't be able to make eye contact with Li Jie, because he had to raise his head to look at Li Jie's face.
Just as Li Jie pressed down on Tony's shoulders, signaling him not to get too excited, the office door was pushed open.
There weren't many people who could enter Tony's office without greeting him, and generally speaking, J.A.R.V.I.S. wouldn't let them in. Of course, this didn't include Pei Bo, this lady had special privileges.
"Huh?! Nightcrawler and Iron Man, looks like I came at the wrong time? " Pei Bo raised her eyebrows, looking at Li Jie's hands on Tony's shoulders, and Tony's face was full of excitement as he said something to Li Jie.
"Cough!" Li Jie immediately took his hands back, "No, Miss Pei Bo, you came at the right time."
Pei Bo said with a look of disbelief, "Tell me, what do you mean by the right time?"
Tony suddenly had a bad feeling, he now wanted J.A.R.V.I.S. to prepare the Iron Man Armor for him, so that he could stop Li Jie from talking. But he was a step slower, because Li Jie spoke.
Li Jie said easily, "Just now, Tony said excitedly that he wanted to propose to you."
"Huh?!" Pei Bo seemed to be struck by lightning, and she took a few steps back before she could stand still.
"No, Pei Bo. I didn't, I didn't say that. "Tony immediately explained. But when he explained like this, Pei Bo, whose heart had just sped up by a hundred, instantly turned cold.
But Li Jie said, "He said it, but now he's shy in front of you. You should know Iron Man better than I do. He's a shy and shy person."
"Don't describe me like a sissy, okay?!" Tony was not happy with Li Jie's description.
Li Jie spread his hands, "You're shy."
"I didn't!" Tony struggled to defend himself.
"Well, then you definitely didn't say that you wanted to propose to Pei Bo." Li Jie said calmly.
And Tony, who had been refuting Li Jie's words, blurted out almost without thinking, "I just said it!"
Wait? What did I just say? Tony felt a chill down his back. This, this is Nightcrawler's strongest special skill, the inexplicable blame? Now even his daily life can be blamed?
Tony looked in Li Jie's direction with murderous eyes. Mr. Nightcrawler raised his head. Because of their height, Tony couldn't see the other person's eyes at all. And the most annoying thing was that Mr. Nightcrawler was still whistling the song "Two Tigers."
As soon as Tony turned his eyes in Pei Bo's direction, Mr. Nightcrawler immediately stopped whistling and quickly said to Pei Bo, "Look, he admitted it, he said it!"
Pei Bo stood in front of Tony with his hands on his hips and looked at Tony with an evil smile, "Then tell me, Mr. Iron Man, I want to hear how you're going to propose to me."
Tony looked at Nightcrawler and then at Pei Bo. In his mind, he thought, I should have activated the Iron Man Armor and blasted the Nightwalker into smithereens with maximum power! Anti-Nightcrawler Armor, I'm going to start researching it! "
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