The entire bucket of ice water probably weighed more than 10 kilograms. When it fell from the sky, the ice cubes hit the walls of the plastic bucket, making a clattering sound.
In fact, when the bucket of ice water fell, Thor could roughly feel the chill coming from the top of his head.
Thor had been fighting for many years, so he was quite sensitive to all kinds of dangers.
The moment he pushed the door open, he felt that something was wrong, and he quickly pulled it back. It was a habit he had developed to avoid traps.
If it was Thor Thor, this step of retreat would be like a cunning rabbit or an antelope, fast and violent.
However, Thor had forgotten that he was no longer Thor. He was now just a salted fish. It would not be an exaggeration to say that he was a swollen Alaska.
Although the original Thor's divine power was sealed, his strong body could still be said to be an outstanding existence in the mortal China.
However, because he was addicted to fried chicken and cola, Thor's weight had been soaring.
Although he had gone through Li Jie's hellish weight loss training, he had lost a lot of weight.
However, the current Thor was still nearly 25 kilograms heavier than when he first arrived. Moreover, his body fat percentage had increased from the initial 8% to the current 20%.
Therefore, Thor, who used to be like a cunning rabbit or an antelope, was no longer as agile.
After all, he was still a mortal. An extra 25 kilograms was still fatal. He should have been as agile as a cunning rabbit, but now he was like a leaping porcupine.
Although Thor increased his speed to the limit, it was still not fast enough for him to avoid the ice water.
It could be said that his upper body avoided most of the ice water, but the ice water mixed with ice cubes poured on Thor's legs.
When Thor quickly retreated, he happened to step on the slippery ground, and at the same time, he stepped on several ice cubes. The ice cubes with extremely low friction instantly made Thor lose control of his body.
Thor, who was 1.95 meters tall and weighed 125 kilograms, was like a mountain of gold and jade that toppled a jade pillar.
It was like a huge wild boar or something that was put down by a trap. Thor instantly fell to the ground and made a loud noise.
This time, Thor fell miserably because he directly fell to the ground, causing his tailbone to hit the ground first.
With Thor's current weight, coupled with the acceleration of gravity when he fell, Thor would not be able to move at all. When his tailbone made intimate contact with the hard floor, Thor felt as if his buttocks were about to crack.
"Ah!" A mortal's body was very weak. Even their ability to endure pain was much weaker than a god's body. Thor couldn't help but cry out in pain. His facial features were squeezed together and almost deformed. It looked extremely comical.
Just as Thor was groaning in pain while holding his tailbone, he heard a soft laugh. Then, it disappeared very quickly.
Thor looked around the environment. After entering through the gate of Area 2A, there was a relatively large public space.
There were about 20 chairs and a lot of soft cushions. There was also a TV not far away.
Along the corridors on both sides of the common room were many small rooms.
The boys' rooms were all on the left side of the corridor, and the girls' rooms were all on the right side. Usually, there would be people on duty 24 hours a day.
The nurses would work in shifts to ensure that there would always be people on duty. However, Thor noticed that there were no nurses in the hall.
There were no children in the common room either. Could it be that the children were in their rooms?
As for who set up the trap, Thor could figure it out even if he used his big toe.
Other than the kids that even the deputy deans didn't like, who else could it be? As a frivolous salted fish, Thor had done many similar things when he was young.
For example, he would secretly put stinky mud in Odin's crown or put salt in the snacks he made for his mother.
Some of them were his own ideas, while others were instigated by Luo Ji. Although Thor was very curious as to why he was the one being punished every time he was caught playing a prank, Luo Ji always got a reward.
Every time, Luo Ji would receive a reward, such as some small ornaments, cakes, or snacks.
However, none of this could stop the salted fish god's desire to court death. Since he was young, Thor had displayed the characteristics of the king of naughty children.
Because of these things, he had taken in a group of little brothers, including the four knights that he had a good relationship with.
Therefore, Thor knew very well that naughty children had no bottom line when it came to courting death.
He was very angry at the naughty children's courting death.
It didn't matter whether this trap was to trick him or to trick someone. He wasn't going to let this guy go.
Thor slammed on the door of each room and shouted, "Come out, come out, come out!"
His slamming was earth-shattering, and his shout was also very loud. Salted fish was very scary when he was angry.
The public lounge, which was originally empty, was gradually filled with people. The children came out of their rooms one by one.
In the orphanage, each room could accommodate eight children. There were fewer people in the girls' room, so it was more spacious.
Among the 50 children, there were only 15 girls, and the remaining 35 were boys.
Among the 50 children, the oldest was 14 years old. However, there weren't many children, only four or five. There were the most children between eight and 12 years old.
Thor gathered all the children in the common room. No matter what, this was his job now.
At least he had to do it. Therefore, he introduced himself first. "My name is Thor, and I'm your new caregiver. At the same time, if there are no accidents, I will also be your caretaker and guardian in the orphanage. "
After a simple opening speech, Thor pointed at the big puddle of water and ice at the door and said, "It's a very special welcome ceremony, but I don't like it!"
Thor was tall and had a dignified air about him, but because of the trap just now, he lost his composure. However, because of the trap just now, his clothes and pants were wet.
His hair was also wet from the water when he fell down. This made him look very disheveled, and he didn't look dignified at all.
Some of the children sat on chairs and looked at Thor, while others sat on the ground hugging cushions.
Everyone had an innocent expression as they blinked at Thor. They looked like they didn't know what was going on at all.
They pretended not to know! Thor knew these children's tricks very well. This was how he fooled Odin back then. Although every time he was electrocuted, a layer of skin was peeled off.
Thor pointed at the oldest boy and said, "What's your name? Tell me who did this. "
A boy with blonde hair looked at Thor lazily. He didn't even want to stand up.
He just sat on the ground hugging the cushions and said to Thor, "Thor? That's your name? You sound like a Viking, and you look like a Viking. "
"Didn't you look at the list before you came? You don't even know how many children you need to see and what their names are. Are you really here to be a caregiver? "
The boy's words were very harsh, which made Thor feel that this was most likely done by the boy.
He was going to wake the boy up and teach him a good lesson. He wanted to let him see how terrifying a runaway Alaskan dog could be.
Suddenly, a childish voice came from the crowd of girls.
"Thor! Thor! "Thor's attention was attracted by the voice.
He saw a very small girl who looked like she was only six years old. She was probably the youngest child here.
It was obvious that such a little girl would not participate in the prank just now, so Thor said to her kindly, "What's the matter, girl?"
"You can call me Penny, Thor." Little Penny raised her little baby fat hand and pointed at the TV. "Thor, do you know how to repair the TV? I want to watch SpongeBob SquarePants at noon. I haven't watched it for five days! "
"Huh?" What the hell is repairing the TV?!
Thor didn't react, but Penny's words caused a wave of voices from the group of children.
"Yes! I want to watch the Flying Policewoman! "It was a very young boy.
"I don't know where the Vampire Diaries is. I really want to watch it! "It was an older girl.
"I want to watch the Rainbow Pony, the Rainbow Pony!" It was another little girl. She didn't look much older than Penny.
"I want to watch the Blue Arrow!"
"I want to watch the Young Master Chef!" It was a child who was determined to become a chef in the future.
Penny's words were like a stone that caused a thousand ripples. All the children were rioting. Thor didn't even have time to react before he was drowned by the voices of the group of children. He even forgot about the prank just now.
Because all the children were now unified, shouting loudly at Thor, "Repair the TV! Repair the TV! Repair the TV! "
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