As for the fact that Roji is a girl, I'll believe you if you tell me to. He casually found a girl and put on makeup for her. Then add a few special effects with magic. Also, use mind magic to hint a few times. Then, act according to the script. Duang, add magic to the parts that aren't enough.
Then, add magic to the parts that aren't enough. Then, use magic to do the duang, duang. It's fake and ugly to write like this. The reader will know that it's fake and made with magic special effects.
So, you have to make me believe that Loki has become Roji, from a man to a woman. You have to let me test if she is a girl first. If I think she is. If I think she is, I'll recommend her to the others in the Night Watch. Only when everyone says yes can I be sure that she is …
Li Jie felt like he was possessed by Jackie Chan. He kept thinking about the anti-hair loss shampoo that Jackie Chan was endorsing. Li Jie wasn't sure if Jackie Chan was the same in this world. Whatever product he endorsed would be gone.
Anyway, he knew that the anti-hair loss shampoo would be gone in the future. As long as the Illuminati brand was introduced to the market, all anti-hair loss products in the world would be gone.
Hm? Why did I think of anti-hair loss shampoo and hair loss shampoo? Oh right, it's because Roji is a girl. But you can't make me believe that Loki has become Roji. From a man to a woman, I'll believe it. I want …
The above situation simply described Li Jie's feelings in the past few days. He felt like his worldview had been shattered to pieces. It was the kind that couldn't be glued up even if one used Ante Strength Glue and talcum powder to pick it up from the ground.
Since he knew about Loki. Oh, no! It was after Roji was actually a girl. Li Jie felt that everything was out of his control, and the deviation was too great. All his previous words and plans were useless in an instant.
"So, do you really want to be the king of Asgard?" Li Jie asked carefully. This was the 20th time that Li Jie had secretly talked to Roji in the past few days.
There was only one purpose, to prove that he hadn't dreamed that day. Luo Ji had signed a treaty with him, and he had agreed to help Luo Ji ascend to the throne.
Just now, Luo Ji had arranged for five teams of two hundred elves and Asgard to scout the frontlines. This was what she had to do every day.
As a commander-in-chief, she shouldn't care about everything, big or small. But she had no choice but to do so. Because Odin and Thor had left a strong mark on the Asgardian army.
In Luo Ji's eyes, this style was what idiots liked to do. They wanted to find the enemy's main force. Then, the Brainless Pig used Wave Rush. Although the best way to win was to find the main force and fight a decisive battle in one go.
But all of this was based on the fact that Asgard's opponents were crushed by Asgard in terms of strength. Only a dignified army against a panicking enemy could do this.
If he were to fight against an opponent of similar standard, then it would be hard to say who would win. It was fine when Odin led the Asgardian army. This was because Odin's own strength was at a level where he could crush all opponents. Among the many gods, there weren't many gods who dared to say they could defeat Odin in a one-on-one battle.
Therefore, Odin could use a crushing method to fight. Because he was strong, he could lead the entire army to be strong! But compared to Odin, the gap between Thor and Odin couldn't be calculated by logic.
But Thor was more determined than Odin in a decisive battle. Luo Ji snorted at this. She was glad that she was the commander of this battle and not Thor.
Because the opponent wasn't a dough that could be easily kneaded, but the allied forces formed by Asgard's mortal enemies, the Frost Giants and the Dark Elves.
In the past, the elves and Asgard had formed an allied force to defeat the Dark Elves. For the Dark Elves, Asgard was also an annoying existence.
These two opponents weren't easy to deal with. The only good news was that the opposing commander wasn't the leader of the Frost Giants, Lao Fei, or the King of the Dark Elves, Malekith.
If either of them came, then the leadership of this battle wouldn't be in the hands of Logie or Thor. Instead, it would be Odin and the Elf Queen.
Because the opponents weren't strong enough for the youngsters to deal with, Odin and the Elf Queen organized this battle with the idea of training the youngsters.
In fact, war was a lot like the NBA. Even if you were the top draft pick and swept all the opponents in the college league, you would still be a rookie in the NBA. But you are still a rookie in the NBA. You still don't know how to play on this court. You still have to learn from scratch.
It takes time to groom a rookie. And war was crueler than the NBA because in the NBA, if you didn't play well, you would lose your job at most. But here, if you didn't play well, you would lose your life.
This time, the friction between the Dark Elves and the Elves wasn't at the level of an all-out war. But it had already reached the level of a high-intensity war. The Dark Elves and the Frost Giants were probing.
They were probing whether the long and comfortable life had weakened the combat power of the Asgard and the Elves. As long as these two kingdoms showed the slightest sign of decline. Then Malekith or Lao Fei would definitely personally lead the army to attack. An all-out war would definitely break out.
But from the start of the war until now, Luo Ji had given everyone a perfect answer sheet. Skillful tactical cooperation, luring the enemy deep, and cutting them off from the middle was something Asgard had never used before.
A few thousand people could completely wipe out the servant army of tens of thousands. A thousand people could break through from the middle and cut off the middle of the army of ten thousand. Then, they wouldn't have to worry about the front and the back. The strategy of blossoming in the middle and using three thousand Asgard soldiers and one thousand Elf soldiers could completely defeat the allied army of ten thousand Dark Elves and Frost Giants.
Luo Ji had completely reversed the war strategy that Asgard originally liked to use. Using the main force in a decisive battle was the most orthodox and correct strategy in war. But this was built on the basis that it was worth fighting. Luo Ji didn't think that the current war was worth fighting like this.
This wasn't an all-out war. She didn't need to use the Asgard and Elf soldiers to achieve her glory and prestige. Her strategy wasn't good, nor was it honorable. It didn't meet the requirements of any epic songs, and no poets would write songs for her. But Luo Ji didn't care. What she wanted was the essence, not the false reputation.
And this essence was to become the king of Asgard. She believed that the soldiers knew who was the better commander. The commander who died in the war and obtained a false reputation. The commander who won the war and survived, allowing them to live and enjoy glory.
So when Li Jie brought up the question again, which was whether she really wanted to be the Queen of Asgard, Li Jie's eyes widened. Luo Ji was a little angry. "Li, if you still want to talk nonsense, or anything else. Please keep your mouth shut while you're sleeping! "
How could she talk nonsense with her mouth closed? Li Jie bared his teeth. "It's just that there are a lot of things that I suddenly don't understand, Luo … Luo Ji." Li Jie still wasn't used to the fact that Luo Ji was Luo Ji.
"There are some things that you don't need to understand. As long as you let Thor stay on Earth, it'll be fine. Let him be the guardian of Earth after he recovers his divine power. He can become a branch of the Asgard god system. This is good for Asgard, and it's also good for him, "Luo Ji said quickly. She had a lot of things to do. "Do you have anything else? If you don't, please leave! "
"Okay, okay." Li Jie hurriedly said, "Just one thing. Because of the Thunder Sword you gave me. I don't understand why you gave it to me. "
All of Li Jie's previous speculations were based on the fact that Luo Ji was an ambitious man. After Luo Ji became Luo Ji, many of his speculations were no longer valid. The things that he couldn't understand made him toss and turn, unable to sleep.
"I thought that the Thunder Sword was given to me so that I could help you deal with Thor in the future. But it doesn't look like that now. Your relationship with Thor isn't that bad. So … "Before Li Jie could finish, Luo Ji continued.
"So, are you guessing? Because you won my favor the first time we met. You made a beautiful and intelligent goddess fall in love. So, the dwarves made a quasi-divine artifact and gave it to the person they adored. "Luo Ji smiled, her eyes strange.
Li Jie didn't know how to describe Luo Ji's expression. He could only nod and say, "Yes!" Now, Li Jie looked like a fool. This was because Luo Ji's sex reversal had a huge impact on him. His IQ had plummeted in the past few days. It had reached the lowest point of his life.
Right now, Li Jie had no clue as to what was going on. The situation was too strange, and he knew very little about Luo Ji. She was completely different from the male Luo Ji, so Li Jie couldn't make an effective judgment.
Luo Ji looked at Li Jie and shamelessly nodded. She mocked, "You are the most shameless and narcissistic man I've ever met."
"So, why did you give me that Thunder Sword?" Li Jie didn't care about Luo Ji's mockery. After all, being mocked by a beautiful girl, no, a beautiful goddess, wouldn't hurt. He was more concerned about Luo Ji's motives.
But it was obvious that Luo Ji wouldn't tell Li Jie her true intentions. She smiled and said, "Guess!" Then, she chased Li Jie out of the room.
"Oh, right! Didn't you want to collect the Dark Elves' combat data? Tomorrow, I will arrange for a patrol team. You can go with them, but your IQ must return to normal. " However, the premise is that your IQ has returned to normal, "Luo Ji suddenly opened the door and said to Li Jie before closing it again.
"Okay. Let's put Luo Ji or Luo Ji aside. When we get back to Earth, I'll ask Thor. He's much easier to deal with than his sister. "Li Jie patted his cheeks. Tomorrow, we'll hunt the Dark Elves! To attract these strange creatures, we must first know their weaknesses!
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