After Li Jie moved to the new house, it was as lively as he had expected. Because of Lan's arrival, there was one more girl in Li Jie's house.
As for the salted fish Thor, Li Jie let him move in as well. There were more rooms in the house. Li Jie needed to supervise this salted fish. He was counting on this guy to become a Shiba Inu as soon as possible.
However, when Li Jie brought Thor home, Lan was surprised to see Thor. "This guy looks familiar. Who is he?"
Lan asked Li Jie in confusion. Li Jie rubbed his forehead helplessly. "I think you've seen him before. He's Odin's son, Thor Thor."
"What?!" Lan looked at Li Jie in disbelief. "You mean this is Thor? Wait, I don't remember him looking like this! "
"That's the problem, Lan. Because of some irresistible factors, he became like this. "Li Jie patted Thor's belly.
The thick fat on Thor's belly rippled when Li Jie patted it. It was like the ripples on the surface of a lake when a stone was thrown into it. The layers of fat showed amazing elasticity.
"Oh my god." It was the first time Li Jie saw Lan lose her composure. This girl, who had always been calm in front of others, showed such a complicated and indescribable expression for the first time.
"I remember that Thor was sent to the mortal world by Odin to learn humility. But now … "Lan wanted to say something but stopped.
"Yes, as you can see. I think the most important thing is to help him recover his figure. "Li Jie sighed helplessly. Now, anyone who had seen Thor's original appearance would not dare to associate the fat man in front of them with the majestic and heroic Thor from before.
Moreover, this was the result of Li Jie carefully controlling Thor's diet and urging him to exercise. In fact, he had already lost a few pounds.
Li Jie hadn't returned the house he rented for Thor because he didn't know when the Valkyrie would return. If the Asgardian Valkyrie came back, he would need to prepare a house for her to live in.
However, Li Jie had already moved all kinds of training equipment prepared for Thor from the house. It included a spinning bike, a treadmill, and a variety of dumbbells and barbells. For this reason, he had to rent a big pickup truck from a car rental company.
"Why do I still have to eat this for lunch? You said there would be meat today! "During lunch, Thor looked at the food on his plate with resentment. There were only some grapefruit, boiled green beans, diced apples, and a little egg white.
To be honest, even Lan couldn't bear to look at this kind of food. She felt that if she ate it, she would not be able to eat it as a proper lunch.
But Li Jie ignored Thor's complaints. When he brought the lunch prepared for Lan to the table, he said, "Shut up, because you stole it yesterday! Don't think I don't know. Yesterday, you stole money from god knows where and ran to buy a fried chicken leg to eat! Now you're getting more and more capable, and you even learned to steal money! Did you steal the five dollars I lost from my purse yesterday? "
"I didn't steal it! I picked it up from the floor! I'm the God of Thunder, and I would never do such a despicable thing as stealing! "Thor quibbled.
"If you find property that doesn't belong to you, you need to find the owner or hand it over to the police. This is something that even a six-year-old knows. You're just quibbling!"
Li Jie didn't care about Thor at all. This scene, which looked like a father scolding his son, made Lan's mouth open in surprise. She had seen the previous Thor. He was rude and impetuous, and he always looked high and mighty.
Of course, as the Prince of Asgard and the God of Thunder who had never lost in his life. Thor had the right to be proud. No one could accuse him of anything.
But when Li Jie scolded and trained Thor like abuse, the Prince of Asgard didn't resist? This was unbelievable! You have to know that when Thor went crazy, he wasn't even afraid of death.
Lan was suddenly very curious about how Li Jie was able to control Thor.
"Come on, don't worry about that fat guy. Lan, you eat first." Li Jie had already set up Lan's lunch for her. Since the last gathering, he saw that Lan didn't like those dishes. Li Jie already knew that her taste had probably been developed during her time in Kamateki.
So when he went to Ancient One to get the dimensional ring he made, he specifically asked Wang. He asked about what Lan liked to eat and so on. Because Wang was like the butler of the entire Kamateki, he was very familiar with these things.
Saffron was soaked in water and used to cook rice. The cooked rice would be golden yellow. This was Lan's favorite staple food. There was also fresh yak meat boiled in water, which was eaten directly with soy sauce and vinegar.
Yak meat was impossible to think about in New York City. In fact, even warm beef (freshly slaughtered, not frozen) was not easy to buy in New York. Li Jie went to a lot of suppliers for his restaurant before he found one that sold warm beef.
Because boiled beef had to be fresh, the taste would be much worse after it was frozen. Lan wasn't very picky about food. Her favorite foods were these two.
Li Jie felt that these things were not difficult to satisfy, so for lunch today, Li Jie prepared Lan's favorite food and some simple vegetables.
Lan looked at the food prepared for her and raised her eyebrows. With a half-smile, she said to Li Jie, "Thank you."
Li Jie waved his hand. "You're welcome. It's nothing."
In the afternoon, when Thor began his weight loss training, Lan understood why Thor, who used to have a bad temper, became so obedient to Li Jie.
When Thor crazily pedaled the bike, if he slacked even a little, Li Jie would directly attack Thor with a rifle loaded with rubber bullets.
"Move faster, idiot! Did you not eat lunch? "Li Jie not only attacked Thor physically, but also verbally.
"I really didn't eat lunch! If you call that thing lunch! "Thor pedaled as he turned his head and roared.
"Ah, so what? God of Thunder? Don't think that you are still the God of Thunder! Thor! "Li Jie didn't give Thor any face.
"You're just a useless fatty now! Every day, you only know how to eat cola and watch boring variety shows! If you don't want to move, just tell me! "
"I will let you be a useless person in peace! I will provide you with enough cola and fried chicken every day. Also, I will teach you how to play online games! Do you know about online games? Ah, I guess you probably don't, but I can promise you. If you learn it, you will definitely feel very happy! "
"Then, you will become an even happier fat otaku! I will install enough take-out software for you. You can sit in front of the computer and play games and eat fried chicken every day! You don't have to do anything until the day your blood clot explodes! I promise you that you can live happily! Anyway, you are a useless piece of trash! "Li Jie's poisonous tongue was unleashed.
When Lan heard Li Jie's words, she felt her heart beat faster by several beats. Was Li Jie looking for trouble? It didn't matter if Thor was Thor or Odin's son. Even an ordinary person couldn't stand this kind of ridicule and abuse, right?
Sure enough, as Lan expected, Thor flew into a rage. He didn't ride his bicycle anymore. He rushed toward Li Jie angrily. Now, Thor didn't care if he would be beaten by Li Jie.
"I dare you to say that again!" Although Thor was fat, his strength didn't decline. He grabbed Li Jie's collar and pulled Li Jie in front of him. He stared at Li Jie with eyes that could kill.
"What, did I say something wrong?" Li Jie smiled at Thor mockingly. "Don't forget what situation you are in now. You are now trapped on Earth. Do you think you are important, Thor? "
"No! You are not important! Not at all! From the beginning to the end, you are not important! " Li Jie said without showing any weakness. He seemed to completely deny Thor's value. "Look at the Immortal Palace without you, look at Asgard. Without you, Thor, is there any difference in the Immortal Palace? "
"No, there is no difference. Apart from your father and mother, and, I suppose, the publican, no one will miss you very much. I heard that you would go to the tavern every day and spend a lot of money to drink a lot of honey ale. "
"I think Asgard's patrol should be very happy now. There is no longer a crazy prince who goes crazy after drinking too much. Every time the mad prince finished drinking, he would fight with someone and make the street a mess. I think you must have brought a lot of trouble to the patrol at that time. Because you are Odin's son, I think they don't know how to punish you. "
"Ah! And those Asgard goddesses, I heard Valkyrie talk about them. You are very unpopular with them because you discriminate against women in all kinds of ways. You even deliberately don't let the Valkyries fight on the battlefield, and the reason is that they are women. "Li Jie shrugged.
"Of course. Speaking of the battlefield. We can't help but mention your ever-victorious record. The Thunder God Thor, majestic! " Lan didn't think that Li Jie was praising Thor. Instead, she felt that it was more of a mockery.
"But I heard from Valkyrie that your style of fighting is always to lead the charge. Hmm? I find it hard to believe that a commander with tens of thousands of troops would give up the command of the entire army and charge like an angry wild boar. To be honest, I really doubt the authenticity of your battle record. Of course, maybe you specifically choose the tribes that are easy to defeat? By the way, among your opponents, are there any [Strong Men] who are more than 1.4 meters tall? "
Lan looked at Li Jie with a surprised look. For the first time, she knew that Li Jie was such a sharp-tongued person. Thor was on the verge of exploding from Li Jie's mockery, but Thor hadn't made a move yet. Because many of the things Li Jie said were too hurtful.
Li Jie didn't care about the two of them. He continued to say, "By the way, I recently came back from Ancient One. And guess what, Loki won another battle. The Frost Giants and Dark Elves were suppressed by him at the border and couldn't advance. Well, speaking of which, Loki was originally your assistant, right? "
"To be honest, I really doubt it. In the end, who was the assistant to whom? I always felt that it was Loki who helped you clean up the mess. What you did was just brainless pig rushing, right? Yes, even when you had divine power, it wasn't that useful. I think you could find a group of wild boars and give them divine power, and put them on armor to do what you did. "
Li Jie said so many sarcastic words in one breath, but each one of them hit the nail on the head. Lan looked at Thor's anger, then his aura softened, and now he looked somewhat dispirited. She finally understood why Li Jie could make Thor so obedient. This man was unusually scary. Even if he didn't use violence, he was still scary!
"So, damn fatty. What else do you want to say? As a piece of trash, you don't even have the capital to praise. What right do you have to be angry at me, the person who is helping you? "Li Jie pushed Thor away and tidied up his collar that was messed up by Thor.
"Not satisfied? You want to be a really useful person? Let me tell you, if you still have such thoughts and attitude. Even if you get Thor's hammer, you're still a piece of trash, Thor. I'm serious. "
"What should I do, what should I do?" It seemed that Thor's spirit had been completely broken by Li Jie's verbal violence.
"Get on the bike and go train first! Instead of thinking about what to do when you become Thor and return to the Immortal Palace. You might as well think about what you can do on Earth in the future! To be honest, it doesn't matter if the Immortal Palace has one more Thor, and it doesn't matter if you don't have one more Thor! " Li Jie said these words slowly. Thor didn't notice whether Li Jie was trying to brainwash him or not.
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