"I became famous when I was young. I was nominated for the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor at the age of 19. This is a goal that many people struggle for their entire lives to achieve. " In Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, Leonardo was wearing a gray T-shirt, oversized beach pants, and flip-flops. He looked like a dispirited and greasy middle-aged uncle. He seemed to be talking to himself in a drunken stupor.
In fact, he wasn't talking to himself. There was a small recorder in front of him that was recording his words.
"A few years later, my acting career began to reach its peak step by step. I have to admit that acting in 'Titanic' was the best decision I made in my life. But at the same time, it was also the worst decision. "
"I say it was the right decision because this movie made me famous all over the world. Even when I went exploring in the Brazilian rainforest, the natives recognized me. Burp ~ ~ ~ "Leonardo let out a drunken burp.
"It made me famous, but it also cut off my path to the highest award in my acting career. Yes, the Oscar judges discriminated against actors like me in commercial blockbusters. They just liked to watch those big stars being repeatedly tortured in the movies and so on. And as long as you starred in such a mainstream commercial blockbuster, those stubborn old guys would remember you for the rest of your life. They would label you as an idol actor with no acting skills, and they would never give you a chance to take it off. "
"Although I made a lot of money and became very famous. But no matter what, I couldn't get the award that I wanted the most: the Oscar! "
"You know, I was nominated for the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor in 1994! That was in 1994! And in order to get the Oscar for Best Actor, I worked hard for more than 20 years! "Leonardo took a big gulp of vodka. He looked even more drunk.
"In order to get this award, I constantly tortured myself. Fat and thin, thin and fat. Again and again, I endured the inhuman torture of filming all kinds of movies. Finally, finally! I finally got what I've been dreaming of. It took me 20 years! "Leonardo said as he picked up a golden trophy from his coffee table.
It was the symbol of the highest honor for an actor in the world — the Oscar. Leonardo finally won the Best Actor Award for "The Revenant."
Lyonna was drunk. He held the trophy in his arms and burst into tears. The fat on his belly was squeezed into circles that looked like a Shar Pei.
"Sob sob sob ~ I finally got an Oscar, oh my god! I finally won an Oscar! " Lyon cried like a tearful man. Big drops of tears flowed down his oily face. "How much I have suffered! But I finally got it! "Saying this, Leonardo put the trophy in front of his eyes and looked at it carefully for a while. Then, he hugged the trophy and started to cry.
"But I just got the trophy not long ago! Why did the aliens come and attack Earth?! I'm an Oscar winner, and I've only been an Oscar winner for a little over a year! Why do I have to face such a thing? "Leonardo couldn't accept the reality.
"I haven't acted in many films yet, enough to leave my name in history. Also, I haven't gotten many of the new Victoria's Secret supermodels this year. How can I just die like this? Sob sob sob ~ "Lyonna cried sadly.
But as an Oscar winner, Lyonna's mentality was actually much better than ordinary people. Before the end of the Battle of Saturn, he had already adjusted his state of mind. He went to the bathroom to wash his face to calm himself down and sober up.
Then, he played with the recorder that he had just recorded. Leonardo continued to mutter, "Well, I have to write down what I just said. I have to write it down. If the aliens invade Earth later. I have to bury all of this and leave it for future generations to know. Lyonna is such an excellent actor. "
After dealing with the recording, Lyonna returned to his room and found a decent suit to change into.
"Oh, damn. It seems that the waist of the shirt is missing a centimeter. I feel a little tight on my stomach. "He put on the shirt with difficulty.
"Phew ~ Fortunately, the size of the pants is okay, but the crotch is a little tight. I can't use too much force later, or the crotch will split open. "He put on the pants smoothly.
"Fortunately, I can wear it with a casual suit. It's loose and won't make me feel so uncomfortable." At least the jacket was still very comfortable.
He did his hair, put some hair gel, and finally put on a pair of beautiful black leather shoes. The originally greasy middle-aged man image instantly became handsome.
"I have to take some more photos, and then bury these photos, the trophy I won, the recording just now, and my outstanding performance all into the ground. Hopefully, future generations will be able to uncover them, just like we found the Code of Hammurabi. Oh, I also have to prepare a sealed titanium alloy box. "
In order to prevent his name from being completely destroyed along with the appearance, Lyonna had put in a lot of effort. He had been busy all day, and didn't even have time to use his favorite phone. The only thing he was thinking about now was how to leave his name in history.
When Tony Stark, who also lived in Los Angeles, came to find him (Tony lived on the coast of Malibu in Los Angeles), Lyonna was shooting a short doomsday video to introduce the crisis that Earth was facing. He also showed the final state of mind of the people on Earth before the catastrophe.
It could be said that this performance was the pinnacle of his life, far better than the average performance of an Oscar winner.
"Robert Downey Jr.? When you enter a house, you need to knock to get the owner's permission. Didn't your father teach you basic manners?! " Lyonna was a little surprised that Tony Stark suddenly appeared in his house. He thought that it was Downey who lived next door.
Because Downey had made a comeback in Iron Man, he was able to afford a mansion in Beverly Hills and became Lyonna's neighbor.
"I'm not Robert Downey Jr.!" Tony Stark shook his head helplessly. Because of the release of Iron Man. Now, many people couldn't tell the difference between him and Downey. This was also thanks to the excellent makeup skills of Hollywood.
"I'm Tony Stark!" Tony didn't waste any time. He directly stated his identity and purpose. "Mr. Lyonna DiCaprio, I have an important matter that I need your help with."
"Ha! Downey, your acting is getting better and better. Or are you really addicted to the role of Tony and can't get out of it? Give up. This is the real Iron Man. He must be with a group of scientists right now, busy calculating how to save the earth and the world. How could he have time to come here? " After saying this, Lyonna simply ignored Tony and continued his final performance in front of the camera.
"Phew ~" Tony let out a long sigh. He patted his watch and said, "JARVIS, put on the armor." Tony's seemingly normal smart watch instantly turned into a black liquid that crawled all over his body. It only took a tenth of a second for the black gold nano armor to be put on.
Tony Stark, who was originally a head shorter than Lyonna, was a head taller than Lyonna after putting on the armor. He looked down at Lyonna and said, "Do you believe me now, Mr. DiCaprio? I am indeed Tony Stark, Iron Man himself. "
Shocked by the sudden appearance of the Iron Man, Lyonna even forgot to continue his performance. He asked in a puzzled tone, "You are the real Tony Stark? Why are you here? Shouldn't you be saving the world? "
"Yes, I am indeed saving the world, so here I am." Tony nodded.
Lyonna:???
"Because we now suspect that your figure and appearance may be one of the culprits who destroyed the earth. So come with me! "said the Iron Man.
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