"Actually, childbirth isn't that painful. I'm serious." On the Treasure, Li Jie was saying to Lan, "Look, we have painless childbirth technology now. It's just that Peibin happens to be produced on the ship, so we don't have the equipment. "
Li Jie held Lan's hand and tried hard to explain. Lan had been traumatized ever since she saw Peibin's pain during childbirth, especially when she heard Peibin's heart-wrenching scream outside the operating room.
As a result, she was now traumatized by Li Jie. She was now very resistant to any intimate contact with Li Jie. According to her words, "Childbirth is too painful. I'm afraid of pain!"
Alright, this reason wasn't completely unreasonable, right? Childbirth was indeed painful for a woman.
But this made Li Jie a bit confused. He was trying hard to say all kinds of nice things to Lan. "I'm serious, Lan. I can give birth painlessly. "
"No!" Lan shook her head like a rattle drum. She was buried in a pile of books. These were various magic books from Kamateki that she had brought. The book that Lan was reading looked very old.
The blood-red mark on the cover had an indescribable sense of evil. The book didn't look like a good book. It looked like the magic books that demons or sorcerers used in movies.
Li Jie noticed the words on the cover. They were written in Latin. Because Li Jie was studying magic (although he didn't learn much), he had also learned some Latin, Old English, Xiaozhuan, Sanskrit, etc. (although his learning was not very good).
Therefore, he could understand the name of this book. This book was called "120 Forbidden Spells".
Well, this book should be in the forbidden section of Hogwarts Library. Without Dumbledore's permission, it couldn't be borrowed.
Li Jie pointed at the title of the book. "Lan, what are you reading? This book doesn't look good. "His eyes and tone showed that he was against this kind of book. This book exuded a kind of evil aura from beginning to end.
Lan turned around and looked at Li Jie. "Don't be prejudiced against books. They were just carriers of knowledge, so it didn't matter if they were good or bad. The only good and the bad are the people who use this knowledge. "
However, Li Jie still looked at the book suspiciously and asked, "So what is this book for?"
"Forbidden spell. I borrowed it from Ancient One (Li Jie: As expected, I need Headmaster Dumbledore's approval!). There were many interesting spells recorded in it. Although some of them are cruel, some of them are still useful in life. "
Li Jie asked suspiciously, "For example?"
"For example, I discovered a very interesting spell. Pain Transfer Curse. It can form a bridge between the two of them, transferring all the pain and injuries of the first party to the second party. "Lan put down the book and began to talk to Li Jie seriously.
"I actually didn't check it before, but I asked her after I saw the production of Peibin. It was very uncomfortable after pregnancy. Not only did she have to give birth, but there were also all kinds of strong pregnancy reactions. Pain, insomnia, nausea, inability to eat, and so on. "Lan moved her fingers and counted. The more she said, the more Li Jie had a bad feeling.
"In fact, it's very hard to suddenly carry a ten to twenty kilograms belly. And if I have to suffer this pain, I really don't want to have children. " Lan suddenly stood up and hugged Li Jie's neck. She asked softly, "Do you want to have children with me?"
Lan didn't want to have children. At this time, it seemed that the correct answer was no. But this seemingly simple question was actually a question with no marks. If Li Jie dared to say no. Then he would be waiting to be criticized.
So even though he knew that Lan might be setting up a trap, Li Jie had to jump into it. This was called an overt plot! It was the same as the traps he had dug for other people in the past!
Li Jie said affectionately, "Of course, I've always wanted to have children with you. Have children with you, get married. As long as you are willing. (Hmm, I still have to think of a way to deal with the king.) "
Lan kissed Li Jie's cheek and bit his ear. "Then when I get pregnant, we'll use this spell, okay?"
"Hmm?" Li Jie pretended to be confused.
"It's a spell to transfer pain." Lan's expression was innocent. "Don't worry, I'm working hard on this spell. I'll remove some of the side effects from it. "
"What side effects?" Li Jie's expression was stiff.
"Hmm, for example, the person who bears the damage may share their life force. I'll get rid of this. As long as the pain is transferred, it'll be fine. In the future, I'll be in charge of giving birth and you'll be in charge of the pain, okay? "
Li Jie was speechless.
Lan looked at Li Jie seriously. Her eyes were full of expectation.
What did Li Jie dare to say? What could Li Jie say? Although his heart was about to collapse, he still smiled and said, "Okay!"
Lan jumped a little and then kissed Li Jie's lips. "This is your reward. I'm relieved that you're willing to do it. Actually, I quite like children. Jenny Stark is so cute when she's small. We can have more in the future! "
Li Jie smiled. "Okay!"
"By the way, I think we can give this spell to Gwen and Mary after the experiment is done. Especially Mary, she's married to Harry now. I heard that she really wants a child. This spell will be very helpful for her! "Lan said.
Li Jie's smile was much more sincere. "You're right!"
Just as Li Jie and Lan were studying how painful pregnancy was, Dr. Hank sent a message. "A large number of alien spaceships have been found. Their target may be Earth. Come quickly!"
After receiving the message, Li Jie was not in the mood to chat with Lan. He told Lan about it. Lan patted him on the back and said, "Go quickly!"
When Li Jie arrived at the Venus base, Dr. Hank looked at Li Jie in surprise and then said, "Why do you look so pale?"
Li Jie forced a smile. "It's nothing. Maybe in a few years, I'll look even worse."
Dr. Hank touched his golden fur (yes, Dr. Hank turned blue into gold today) and shook his head. He did not care if this was Nightcrawler's latest joke.
He brought Li Jie to the strategic conference room of the base. The big shots of the Illuminati were already waiting in the conference room.
Seeing that everyone was present, Captain Rogers stood up and said, "Gentlemen, our biggest test has arrived. A group of dangerous alien thugs is heading in the direction of Earth. We have to be prepared. "
Li Jie did not hear what Captain Rogers said. He was still immersed in Lan's pain transfer spell. Ah! He really had to bear the pain of pregnancy and childbirth in Lan's place in the future!
Ahhhh! It must be very painful! Li Jie was lost in his thoughts. He even forgot about the news of the Kitaris coming.
Until Captain Rogers called him. "Nightcrawler, do you have any comments on this matter?"
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