Chapter 2177
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Goddess Luo's expression became serious, but she did not know whether to laugh or cry. She liked this pug very much, but she did not expect him to have such a human-like side. It was unbelievable.
"You damn dog, do you think we don't exist?"
Xianyu Hu squinted his eyes and looked at Da Huang Dog. Leng Leng said.
"Motherf * cker. Why are you rushing me? Are you rushing to reincarnate? "
Da Huang said unhappily.
In fact, these guys were really rushing to reincarnate. Only by reincarnating could they regain their position as gods. Otherwise, they would be stuck in endless darkness here.
"Master Dog will play with you guys today. Don't worry, I will protect you. Xiao Luo, with me here, no one can bully you."
Da Huang said like an old man. Goddess Luo shuddered when she heard the word 'Xiao Luo'. No one had ever called her that since she was young. This pug was cute and hateful at the same time. Especially when he was so small. Wasn't he seeking his own death by standing in front of her?
"It's really fresh these days. Even dogs are so domineering. They're starting to show off their prowess. It's just the right time for us to loosen up our muscles and bones today.
Xianyu Long laughed.
"I have never eaten dog meat before. But this time, I want to try it."
Xianyu Gou muttered. His eyes were cold. He did not plan to let Da Huang go.
"Since you guys are so arrogant, come at me together."
Da Huang suddenly turned into a big yellow dog. At this moment, Goddess Luo looked at him silently. No one knew what she was thinking.
"I alone am enough to deal with you."
Xianyu Gou said faintly.
"You alone? Hehe. "
Da Huang smiled without saying a word.
"You're dead."
Xianyu Gou took a step forward. His aura was so powerful that ordinary Middle Void God experts would definitely be sent flying. Such aura was quite terrifying.
Da Huang did not say anything and rammed his head into Xianyu Gou. The terrifying and barbaric collision turned Xianyu Gou into a dead dog. He died from the collision.
Silence. The whole place was dead silent!
Facing a Late Void God Xianyu Gou, Da Huang just rammed his head to death? Turned into ashes! Xianyu Hu didn't even have the chance to rescue him before he vanished into thin air.
"Hahaha. So weak. So weak."
Big Huang laughed maniacally and wagged his big tail with a disdainful expression.
This time, even Luo Wenhao who was full of disdain towards Big Yellow was shocked. A Late Void God divine soul expert was killed with a single strike. Isn't this too ridiculous? But Xianyu Gou's soul had truly dissipated, this was an indisputable fact!
Although Goddess Luo could see that Big Huang was a little mystical, Big Huang's means still shocked her. Such power was simply incomparably ferocious!
"There's something strange about this guy. Let's attack together and kill him first!"
Xianyu Hu said in a deep voice. The ten brothers behind him also had a solemn expression. They didn't expect that this Da Huang Dog would actually kill their brothers with a single hit. This kind of power was simply terrifying.
"I didn't expect this dog to have such abilities. But in the end, it's just a dog, hmph. "
Luo Wenhao felt a little awkward because Da Huang was always in Goddess Luo's arms. How could he not be angry? This guy came out of nowhere and directly jumped into Goddess Luo's arms. Goddess Luo didn't seem to have any resistance.
"Are you trying to say that you're worse than a dog?"
Goddess Luo said indifferently.
"I …"
Luo Wenhao wanted to cry but had no tears. He couldn't even speak. This indeed made him a little speechless.
"Let's attack together. This Lord Dog can deal with you all so I can play with my little sister."
Da Huang chuckled. Goddess Luo's face turned red. How could she make life difficult for a dog? But when she thought of him rubbing against her arms just now, Goddess Luo felt a little complicated. Her tender and fair face showed an absent-minded look.
"Be careful!"
Goddess Luo said in a low voice.
Goldy directly charged to the front and engaged in battle with Xianyu Hu and the other ten.
The eleven of them were having a dog fight in Mount Meru. Xianyu Hu and Xianyu Long were the strongest among them. They took the lead and didn't plan to give Da Huang any chance. They were determined to kill him.
"Not bad. Your strength is not bad. Have a taste of Lord Dog's brutal charge first. Hehe."
Da Huang sneered and quickly rushed forward. He didn't panic even when he was surrounded by so many people. However, Xianyu Long and Xianyu Hu were already prepared. After all, they were once Hierarch experts and had rich experience. Da Huang couldn't be compared with them.
The two of them knew that Da Huang's toughest part was his head. At this moment, they did the opposite and attacked his butt. They would definitely get an unexpected result.
"Die, stupid dog!"
Xianyu Hu hit Da Huang's head with his palm. Da Huang roared and took a step back. Behind him, Xianyu Long and his four brothers also rushed forward and attacked the back of Da Huang's body.
"Want to sneak attack me? Haha, no way. "
Da Huang sneered. At this moment, Da Huang used all his strength and his body shook.
"Puff …"
"Puff …"
"Puff …"
Three consecutive farts resounded like thunder. Xianyu Long's expression changed instantly. Two of his brothers were blown away by Big Huang's three farts. They were in a sorry state. Moreover, a stench rose up to the sky. Even Goddess Luo and Luo Wenhao, who were far away, could not help but feel nauseous. These three farts were really too smelly.
"Shit! It can't be? Why is it so stinky? I can't take it anymore. Blargh … "
Luo Wenhao vomited. Goddess Luo covered her mouth and nose and frowned. However, she was laughing in her heart. This dog is too bad.
Even the two of them were feeling so uncomfortable, let alone those guys who bore the brunt of it. They were probably starting to doubt their lives from the shock, weren't they?
"Motherf * cker, how can there be such a stinky fart in this world?"
Xian Yulong was completely driven mad. This guy was too despicable.
"Second brother, your body … is full of dog shit."
Xianyu Niu said in a low voice. His face was pale. He covered his mouth and nose and quickly retreated. Even his strength was suppressed by this stinky fart.
Xianyu Long looked down. It was true. His body, feet, and legs were all covered with dog shit. He was on the verge of going crazy. His anger soared to the sky.
"Damn dog, if I don't kill you, I'm not a human!"
One could imagine how furious Xianyu Long was. Even now, he didn't dare to breathe. Within a radius of ten miles, the stench was overwhelming. This was Big Yellow's peerless fart, enough to strike fear into people's hearts! However, this was the first time they tried it.
"Hahaha, Master Dog's fart smells good, right?"
Da Huang wagged his tail. His dog face was full of pride. Xianyu Long and the others rolled their eyes. Even Xianyu Hu quickly retreated away from Da Huang. These three farts were unparalleled. No one dared to get close to them.
"If this dog is not killed, the heavens will not tolerate it!"
Xianyu Long's anger was undoubtedly the greatest because he was the first to bear the brunt of those three farts. He was a dignified Hierarch expert when he was alive. Even if he had died thousands of years ago, his past glory was still inviolable to him. Now, he was like a tiger that fell to the plains. He was really bullied by a dog.
This was intolerable!
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