"…" A girl who just stood in front of the desk heard Liu Yang's words and couldn't help but stagger. "Examiner, I …" Was there such a weird reason to reject? She only ate northeastern dumplings in the morning!
The girl originally wanted to explain, but Liu Yang directly stuffed the resume into the girl's hands. "Next, Liu Mo!"
A slightly fat young man walked over with a smile. As he walked, he breathed in and sniffed himself. Luckily, he didn't have bad breath. However, this young man was pleased for less than ten seconds before his face turned green.
"Well, this position is a physical job. Come, do a hundred push-ups first!"
"…" The fat man was speechless. He was so fat that he couldn't even do ten, let alone a hundred? Forget it! He wiped the sweat off his forehead, took the resume, and left …
"Your resume is too ugly, eliminated!"
"You're wearing too revealing, eliminated!"
"Eh, we don't accept employees with moles on their hands!"
…
The weird reasons for rejection made the group of interviewees completely dumbfounded. Was this really an interview? It was like picking bones in an egg!
Twenty minutes later, looking at the empty hall, Liu Yang tidied up his clothes with satisfaction and left the examiner's seat. He then sat down in a well-behaved manner.
Outside the door, the human resources director, Tang Qian, walked into the hall with a stack of documents in her arms. Seeing that there was only Liu Yang in the entire interview hall, she couldn't help but frown.
This situation didn't seem right. According to the results of the online screening, there should be more than twenty people coming for the interview today. Why was there only one person?
Liu Yang turned his head and looked at Tang Qian. She was wearing a tight black skirt, a small suit, and a white shirt inside. It was almost impossible to cover the beautiful scenery! He accidentally activated his x-ray vision. Xichuan's wonderful body was really hot. It was curvy …
Tang Qian walked in front of Liu Yang and bent over slightly to ask Liu Yang, "Hello, I'm today's examiner, Tang Qian. May I ask, have you seen the other interviewees?"
The moment she bent over … * cough * Her chest was really not suitable for children … Was he looking or looking? Or watch?
Liu Yang glanced at him unscrupulously, then said in a serious tone, "Other interviewees? I don't know. When I came in, there was only one person inside! Oh, by the way, when I came in, that guy was on the phone. It seems that other headhunting companies have found them … "
It was Liu Yang who had driven them away, but Liu Yang didn't even blush when he lied.
Tang Qian actually believed it. She clenched her small fists tightly. "Damn it, it must be those bastards who are playing tricks!" It was unknown whether it was due to anger or something else, but the button in front of his chest actually burst, and the scenery inside was faintly discernible.
Liu Yang's eyes lit up. He kindly reminded Tang Qian, "Pretty lady, you're exposed! * cough * So you're wearing red underneath … Red represents wildness, hehe! "
Tang Qian was stunned. She saw Liu Yang's scorching gaze staring in front of her, and only then did she notice that her button was open. "Bastard, lecher, get lost!" Tang Qian blushed. She reached out to block the view in front of her and stomped her feet on the ground.
Liu Yang shrugged indifferently. "Pretty lady, if I really get lost, how are you going to explain it to your CEO? Look, the other candidates have all been poached away. Now I'm the only one left. Are you sure you want me to get lost? "The Xu Group had prepared for the job fair in a hurry. It was obvious that they were very short of people.
Tang Qian was stunned by Liu Yang's question. Yes, the company's matters were complicated now, and those international giants were eyeing the Xu Group covetously. Ruoyun couldn't handle it anymore. She had to find a suitable assistant for her as soon as possible.
Thinking of this, Tang Qian turned around and buttoned up her shirt. She walked behind the desk and her face returned to a serious expression. She picked up Liu Yang's resume and glanced at it. "An overseas Ph.D. in economics? And a former soldier? "
Liu Yang quietly wiped the sweat off his forehead. "Cough cough, you flatter me, you flatter me!" These resumes were all made by Li Feng. They were all fake. If Tang Qian had asked any professional questions, Liu Yang would have been done for.
The world was so strange. The more you were afraid of something, the more it would happen!
Tang Qian glanced at Liu Yang. She tapped her finger on the table and asked, "Since you're an Ph.D. in economics, I'll ask you a few simple questions. First, explain to me what the Dow Jones Index is."
Hearing this question, Liu Yang suddenly had a headache. Liu Yang had heard of the Dow Jones Index before. It was an economic term in the stock market. However, Liu Yang didn't know its specific meaning.
"This question …" Liu Yang's brain was spinning rapidly. He was about to call for Li Feng's help through the earpiece. Suddenly, the door of the interview hall was knocked open. A petite girl rushed in in a panic. "Director, bad news, bad news! The president's office is blocked. Those bad guys are forcing the president to sign a contract. Otherwise, they'll take off the president's clothes … "
"What?" Tang Qian heard the secretary's words and slammed the table. "They're revolting. Call the security!"
The secretary said helplessly, "I did, but five of our security guards have been knocked down by them! What should we do, director? "
"Call the police!" Tang Qian took out her phone and quickly walked out of the door. "These b * stards. They can't use normal means, so they're playing dirty?"
When Liu Yang heard the secretary's news, he couldn't help but feel happy. His chance to perform had come. "Beauty, if you call the police now, I'm afraid it's too late, right?" Liu Yang stood up lazily from his seat and followed Tang Qian out of the door with a faint smile.
Tang Qian was in a fit of anger. Moreover, she didn't have a good impression of Liu Yang. "D * mn lecher, get out of my way!"
Liu Yang shrugged indifferently. "Hey, have you forgotten that I was in the army? If I take care of those b * stards, does that mean I've successfully applied for the job? " In fact, Liu Yang didn't care about his position in the company at all. As long as he could get close to Xu Ruoyun, it was fine.
Tang Qian's body froze on the spot. That's right. This guy said he was in the army. Maybe he could really chase away those people from the Tianya chamber of commerce. However, those guys from the Tianya chamber of commerce were said to be bodyguards hired from abroad. Could Liu Yang beat them?
"You? With your small arms and legs, forget it! If you're beaten to death by them, we'll have to pay for your medical fees … "After thinking about it, Tang Qian decided to forget it.
Hearing this, Liu Yang was unhappy. Damn, was he being looked down on?
"Stop talking nonsense. Take me there. It'll be too late if we're late!" Before she finished speaking, Liu Yang took a step forward and hugged Tang Qian's small waist with his big hand. He actually carried Tang Qian on his shoulder. "Let's go. Lead the way!"
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