Tian Du City.
Sword Card Master Association.
Lu Ming stretched. A new day had begun.
Well …
After a day of rest, he had fully recovered his energy.
"Haoran."
"Yes."
"How's the green dragon adapting?"
"It's quite good."
Li Haoran said in a low voice, "I heard that he performed magic tricks for the disciples and they love it very much."
"Magic tricks?"
"Yes, the kind that turns big and small."
"…"
Lu Ming rolled his eyes.
Forget it.
He would let them be.
Lu Ming stretched and got ready to work.
However …
When he flipped through the projects on the table, Lu Ming suddenly paused. This was because the latest project was a collaboration between the Dior department and the green dragon …
Lu Ming was speechless.
"Have you read this?"
He looked at Li Haoran.
"Yes."
Li Haoran nodded slightly.
？
Lu Ming was puzzled. "Why are they collaborating?!"
"To turn big and small."
Li Haoran said seriously, "According to the Dior department, if they can understand the secret behind the green dragon's change in size, their profits will increase by more than ten thousand times."
Lu Ming was speechless.
You guys will have to understand it then.
Initially, he did not want to agree. However, Emmie had already discussed it with the Dior department. As the president, there was no point in him objecting.
Hence …
Lu Ming waved his hands. It was approved.
…
On the same day.
The green dragon arrived at the Dior department.
It was full of expectations for the richest department in the entire association.
However, it did not expect to see some strange bottles and jars containing all kinds of striped objects the moment it entered.
Oh …
Some were like whips, some were like eels, some were like bananas and some were like needles.
It was very novel.
They were soaked in different smells. The green dragon went forward to take a sniff. Oh … It was the smell of wine. These things were actually wine!
Oh.
Got it.
It heard that humans liked to soak all kinds of things in their drinks. For example, lychees, various fruits, wolfberries, chrysanthemums.
Therefore, there were drinks inside?
The green dragon opened one curiously and took a sip.
Well …
It had a strange taste.
“？”
The green dragon savored the smell for a while. It was a strange odor mixed with a floral fragrance.
Oh …
Photinia.
"Humans actually soak in this kind of thing."
The green dragon exclaimed.
Oh …
It understood.
This was the human legend — — free drinks!!!
Right then.
A person came to the door in a panic. "Greetings, Lord Green Dragon. I'm a staff member of the Dior department. I'm responsible for bringing you … F * ck, what are you doing?!"
"Wine tasting."
The green dragon took another sip.
Hmm …
It was even weirder.
"The Dior department is indeed a luxurious department."
Green Dragon sighed. Let's not talk about whether it tastes good or not. The fact that he dares to place all kinds of soaked wine at the entrance is definitely not something an ordinary person can do! "
"Awesome!"
The green dragon gave a thumbs up, "I remember that in our Cloud Chess Country, only the imperial palace dares to provide free drinks."
"…"
The staff member cried.
You call this a free drink?!
Wait a minute!
He really drank it …
His face turned green.
It was true.
That bottle of wine was soaked in sheep's penis … Let's not talk about whether it was expensive or not. How was he going to explain this to these green dragons?!
"This doesn't taste good."
The green dragon furrowed his brows. He changed to another bottle and drank directly from it.
"No!"
The staff member's expression changed drastically.
It was a pity …
It was too late.
Gulp!
Gulp!
The green dragon drank two mouthfuls and instantly felt refreshed. "This tastes good. I don't know why, but I can sense a familiar scent."
"…"
The staff member was in a panic.
That bottle …
"Senior."
The staff member gritted his teeth and leaned over. "These are soaked in XX wine."
"…?"
The green dragon's body froze instantly.
The gesture of blowing into the bottle immediately stopped.
Oh …
It was no wonder there was a fishy smell …
Oh.
It was no wonder …
The green dragon suddenly shuddered. Putting aside whether it was awkward or not, he suddenly thought of something important. They had asked him to come over …
"I-I won't be castrated and soaked in the bar too?"
The green dragon's expression changed drastically.
"Of course not."
The staff member said, "Generally, mounts are castrated. You don't have a dragon's penis, why … Wait a minute, do you have one?"
"…"
The green dragon's expression was blank.
Should he answer yes … or no?!
…
Right then …
The president's office.
Lu Ming was discussing the progress of the Deep Sea Nation with the big shots of the Nine Star Alliance.
At this moment, with the entry of various Grandmasters, some of the smaller resource points had been occupied by humans and the development was proceeding in an orderly manner.
It was very smooth.
"Huh?"
Lu Ming scratched his head. "No one from the Cloud Chess Nation came?"
This was not logical.
Eternal Kingdom was still fine. He had gotten two spies to falsify the information. They should have given up. The same went for the Cloud Chess Nation. Emmie had been abducted by him. Naturally, it had given up without a map.
But the Haori Kingdom …
Well …
Although Waterbird had reached a truce with him, they still had the most basic map. She still brought back a map of the resources near the palace.
Therefore …
"They didn't come?"
"No."
"This is strange."
Lu Ming frowned tightly.
That guy …
What was he thinking?!
Hence …
Lu Ming found a place and secretly contacted Waterbird.
Yes.
Contact.
In order to make it easier for the two of them to communicate and to find out more about his mother, Lu Ming gave the communication device with a special signal to Waterbird.
His idea was very simple.
Since there was a signal in the Deep Sea Nation …
There should be one in the Cloud Chess Nation?
Well …
It was time to give it a try.
Waterbird had been back for a long time. She should have successfully returned to her room.
Hence …
Lu Ming sent a message. "Are you there?"
It was a pity …
There was no reply.
After half an hour, just as Lu Ming thought that he was done for, the communication device suddenly vibrated. Waterbird finally replied. "Yes."
It was done!
Lu Ming's eyes lit up. It was actually …
It was a success!
Hence …
He sent a message excitedly. "How's it going on your side?"
It was a pity …
There was no reply from the other party.
Lu Ming was speechless.
It was not convenient to chat because of his identity?
This was not logical …
After a long time …
Seeing that there was no reply from the other party, Lu Ming sent another message. "Are you still there?" After a long time, the other party replied — "Yes."
Lu Ming was speechless.
Wait a minute.
He suddenly remembered that a long time ago, he had a friend who was chatting with a goddess that he liked. He was in this state …
It would be more realistic if he went back to take a shower later.
Damn.
Calm down!
He had to calm down!
Hence …
Lu Ming took a deep breath, calmed himself down, and waited quietly. He then discovered some problems. The reply time was more stable.
Delay?
Lu Ming somewhat understood.
After a long time …
He started testing again. After countless tests, he finally understood that there would be a delay of tens of minutes between the two of them …
Oh.
It was still very unstable.
However …
They could still contact each other.
Lu Ming: "How's it going on your side?"
Waterbird (tens of minutes later): "Quite good."
"…"
Lu Ming sighed, reorganized his words and sent a message. "Where's your king? Why didn't you send anyone to the Deep Sea Nation? "
Waterbird (tens of minutes later): "He's busy with other things."
"…"
Lu Ming's face darkened.
This kind of chat could really infuriate him.
Lady.
Can't you say everything in one go?
Fortunately, Waterbird also realized that there was a problem. So, after only two minutes, another message came. "He discovered my communication device, so he's using it as well. But you don't have to worry. My account is separate from his. He doesn't know about our messages. "
？？？
Lu Ming was puzzled.
That new king … was using it as well?
"I told him that this is something that we snatched from the deep-sea nation. He discovered that the core of cross-country communication is in that communication chip. Therefore, he took out that chip. We only need to connect to the wireless network and we can go online," Waterbird replied to Lu Ming in a serious manner.
Lu Ming was speechless.
True enough.
He could not belittle the dignified Cloud Chess Nation!
Even if his sister did not know how to research and develop something, they could still make use of it, right?
However …
Lu Ming was not worried about such a poor signal and such a low speed.
Wait a minute.
Lu Ming suddenly came to his senses. Therefore, the thing that the king was busy with was …
"He wants to see the human world."
Waterbird (tens of minutes later). "Therefore, he registered a social media account in the human world and has been watching the news and trending topics for the past two days."
Lu Ming was speechless.
This …
Was this considered as dereliction of duty?
For the king of Cloud Chess Nation, this was the first time that he had come into contact with the external network.
Tsk.
Fortunately …
The internet in the human world was quite clean, unlike in his previous life.
→_→
Lu Ming still remembered that when he excitedly went online using the Scientific Internet Spell, he only saw a screen full of rubbish news …
At that time …
He then realized that the community on the external network was full of rumors and rubbish.
"That's not right."
Xiao-Xiaojian suddenly interrupted. "I remember that most of your resources are on the external network …"
"Nonsense!"
Lu Ming's face darkened.
Damn it!
Was he the kind of person who would climb over the wall to see such things?!
Of course not.
He went out mainly to look for learning materials. Those non-essential benefits were openly posted on the social media website. What else could he do?!
Sigh.
Ever since he learned to use magic to go online, his body was getting weaker by the day …
"Tell me."
Xiao-Xiaojian had an idea. "I will slowly send your resources to His Majesty the King through the internet so that he will die in vain in the future. How about that?"
Lu Ming was speechless.
This was crazy!
He was the king …
Besides …
Did Cloud Chess Nation lack this?
Of course not.
He was excited now because he was curious …
Oh.
It was similar to the so-called emperor's incognito visit. As he had never left the palace, he merely maintained a sense of novelty and did not need to read too much into it.
"Oh."
Xiao-Xiaojian expressed its understanding.
"Since it's the internet …"
Lu Ming's expression changed slightly. "Contact the network department and monitor all his data. I have to know his every move and every message he sends."
"Okay."
Xiao-Xiaojian expressed its understanding.
After a long while …
They had really obtained the relevant information.
Given Lu Ming's current status, it was very easy for him to get things done.
However …
Looking at the information, Lu Ming was deep in his thoughts. His Majesty the King …
Online time: 48 hours.
Well …
Just registered.
Number of Weibo posts: 462.
Lu Ming was speechless.
How excited and curious was this person that he could post more than two hundred posts in a day?!
Of course.
These were still alright.
What was more surprising was this person's account nickname: Bunker Boy.
Lu Ming: → _ →
"Your ID …"
He asked the water bird directly.
After a long while …
The water bird replied, "That communication chip has the best signal in the bunker. That's why the Lord is called Bunker Boy."
Lu Ming was speechless.
Very good.
He was a straightforward boy.
He took a glance. The records that the king was browsing were all about celebrity cultivators. He would pick this and that for no reason.
Oh …
He also paid attention to 'next year's college entrance examination will be -90 degrees below zero' and so on.
？？？
Lu Ming turned sullen.
This was crazy!
Could he do something serious?!
Of course.
When he flipped to the front of the browsing history, Lu Ming suddenly squinted his eyes. This was because this person's search history was actually about him!
— Search history —
Lu Ming.
Well-looking. Lu Ming.
President of the Sword Card Master Association. Lu Ming.
Crossdressing. Lu Ming.
Lu Yan.
How could he make his sister like him?
What was orthopedics?
What was an older sister complex?
Was there any hope for an older sister relationship?
— —
Lu Ming was speechless.
What exactly did this person see?
Anyway, this person searched step by step. In the end, he went from being curious about Lu Ming to being an orthopedics specialist. He then realized that something was wrong and ended up in an older sister relationship with a younger brother …
It was really …
Lu Ming sighed.
He finally knew why the king did not have the energy to explore the deep sea nation …
Wasn't it good to surf the Internet?
This was his first time surfing the Internet.
→_→
"I think this is a good thing."
Xiao-Xiaojian said in a low voice.
"Why do you say so?"
Lu Ming squinted his eyes.
"From his search history, we can know that your mother is safe."
Xiao-Xiaojian said truthfully, "We can also deliberately show him some wrong information so that he will make some wrong judgments in the future …"
"Oh."
Lu Ming understood now. It was a tactic.
The king now thought that he had obtained some kind of black technology and could secretly spy on humans.
It was a pity …
He did not know.
His every move was under surveillance. Since that was the case …
"Who will do it?"
"Leave it to the Rainbow Youths."
Xiao-Xiaojian thought about it. "They are good at this kind of thing. Youngsters are very good at surfing the Internet and scolding people. Moreover, they are very infectious."
"…"
Lu Ming furrowed his brows.
In theory, this was true. But if it was the Rainbow Youths …
Lu Ming had a feeling that something was not very reliable.
It was a pity …
There was no one else in the association who understood the Internet so well. Besides, with Green Dragon around, he believed that the overall progress would be much better.
Hence …
Lu Ming handed this difficult task to them.
He believed that …
With the guidance of these children, the king who was not too bad and might be somewhat kind-hearted might give up the invasion of the human world.
Well …
There was nothing wrong with it.
However …
Only two days later.
Just as Lu Ming curiously opened the search results of the king, he was instantly shocked, especially when he saw the search record at the top.
The boys in the bunker were speechless. What is NTR?
…
n.
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