Tian Du City.
Sword Card Master Association.
A large number of newcomers joined and the association became busy.
Since it had not been long since the Card Creators branch was annihilated, Zhou Yun placed all the new disciples in the review period.
Right now …
There were changes in the number of people in the Sword Card Master Association.
Association disciples waiting to be reviewed: A certain number (Card Creators merged with the disciples, new disciples to be reviewed)
Association second generation disciples: A certain number (Ye Liangfei and other disciples from the First College, Hundred Flowers Sect disciples, Rainbow Youth Team, etc.)
Association first generation disciples: Li Haoran, Zhou Yun and other senior management of the Card Creators Association, as well as the various department heads.
Association president: Lu Ming.
President's family: Xiao Bai, Xiaoming Sheng, Little You Sheng.
"Well …"
Zhou Yun sorted out the information and was rather satisfied.
Since her master had given her this task, she would definitely do her best.
Of course.
There was another problem. Senior Hin …
This …
Where should she place her?
First generation disciple?
That was not appropriate.
After all, Senior Hin had not achieved anything yet.
Second generation disciple?
That did not seem to be appropriate.
Hence …
After much thought, she felt that Senior Hin could only be placed under the president's family for the time being …
After all …
Senior Hin had been taking care of two children these two days.
Well …
The nanny was considered family as well.
There was nothing wrong with that.
…
Right then …
The president's office.
"Is everything going well on Zhou Yun's side?"
Lu Ming asked.
The human resources department must be under a lot of pressure recently.
"It's alright."
Li Haoran said in a low voice, "The teenager in white and the rest have been recruited to be able-bodied men. It's not a big problem."
"That's good."
Lu Ming felt gratified.
"Able-Bodied men?"
Xiao-Xiaojian muttered. "This …"
"Shut up!"
Lu Ming turned sullen. "If you dare to drive, I'll beat you to death!"
Xiao-Xiaojian was speechless.
What did he mean by driving or not?
Was it the kind of card that could race?!
Besides …
What was wrong with this term?!
"I just wanted to say, isn't the teenager in white from the Card Creator department? Can they be of any help if they go through the audit?"
Xiao-Xiaojian said.
"…"
Lu Ming looked at it suspiciously. "Was that what you wanted to ask?"
"Yeah."
Xiao-Xiaojian was innocent.
"…"
Lu Ming was full of doubts.
Lu Ming had always been on high alert when it came to Xiao-Xiaojian, who was dedicated to the reproduction plan and could set off at any time, hoping to bring Lu Ming into the gutter and turn him into the male lead of the S novels.
"Don't worry."
"Zhou Yun will handle it."
Lu Ming said lightly.
He was relieved to have someone to help him.
As for spies …
Hehe.
What a joke.
You are a spy in the Sword Card Master Association and you still want to get out?
…
Right then.
Spirit body department.
The spirit bodies were also having a very serious meeting.
The spirit bodies gathered together, holding the information of the new disciples in their hands. Little Fox stood on the stage with a solemn expression, giving off the demeanor of a leader.
"Have you seen it?"
Xiao-Xiaohu asked.
"Yes, I have."
The spirit bodies said in unison.
"Very good."
Little Fox was very satisfied. "As there are too many new disciples this time, I won't let them choose. This time, all of you will be in charge of choosing the most suitable disciple!
"You have to ensure that your strength is compatible with the other party.
"After all …
"This is your future.
"Do you understand?"
Little Fox said in a low voice.
"Yes!"
The spirit bodies were in high spirits.
Finally …
This day had finally come!
In the past, only one disciple would join the association and they would be selected from countless spirit bodies.
But now …
It was finally their turn to choose!
Every qualified spirit body could choose a disciple. Their mission was to test and reform them, turning them into qualified Sword Card Masters.
"Very good.
"Remember.
"The spirit body department is the core of the Sword Card Master Association!
"You have to collect more data and give me more information. Only then can I customize a special ability that belongs to you. Do you understand?!"
Little Fox said.
"Understood!"
The spirit bodies howled.
However …
A spirit body raised its hand weakly. "Big Fox, what is a special ability?"
"Cough."
Little Fox coughed. "Don't worry about this. The president casually mentioned something about being able to use it freely and a special ability …
Cough.
Don't worry about it.
Anyway, I can only customize a system for you when I have detailed data! "
"Oh."
The spirit bodies did not seem to understand.
What the president said …
There must be a deep meaning behind it.
A special ability …
Well …
It sounded like a rare ancient culture. The president was indeed very knowledgeable.
"Now …
"I'll call the roll."
Little Fox said in a low voice, "Sequence one, toilet bowl spirit."
"Yes!
"Your goal is …"
Little Fox looked at it.
"I heard that among the disciples this time, there is a cultivator who used to be a Water Elementalist. He is proficient in water control and has a whirlpool attack. He is a good match for me."
The toilet bowl spirit was very calm.
"Also …
"Boss.
"My official title is the master of the washroom …"
The toilet bowl spirit tried to correct Little Fox.
"Got it, toilet bowl spirit."
Little Fox nodded slightly.
The toilet bowl spirit was speechless.
"Sequence two."
Little Fox took a glance and scratched its head. "The spirit of the washroom?"
It took another look to make sure that it did not see wrongly.
It recognized the toilet bowl spirit.
After all …
It was very familiar.
Although it claimed to be the master of the washroom, everyone called it the toilet bowl spirit. Therefore, although it was powerful, it could not be sold …
However …
Little Fox remembered that there was only one toilet bowl spirit!
This Sequence Two spirit of the washroom …
"What is your true form?"
Little Fox looked at the spirit body that walked out.
"Humph!"
The spirit of the washroom stood proudly. "My true form is a toilet brush."
"…"
Little Fox was in a daze.
Horse …
Toilet brush?
Wait a minute.
This thing?? It could become a spirit?
One had to know …
The appearance of the toilet bowl spirit was blessed by the heavens. It only appeared after the sacrifice of a grandmaster! Therefore, it was unique among the thousands of spirit bodies in the spirit body department!
As for the toilet brush …
No matter how one looked at it, it was impossible!
"How did you become a spirit?"
Little Fox was curious.
"I used the blood of a grandmaster."
The toilet brush was calm.
"Another grandmaster was sacrificed?"
Little Fox was shocked. What was wrong with the grandmasters nowadays? Did they like to die in the toilet?
"No."
The toilet brush pondered for a moment. "I used the toilet bowl spirit …"
"…"
Little Fox was silent.
Oh.
Understood.
The grandmaster that the toilet bowl spirit sacrificed …
The toilet brush cleaned it.
Afterward …
It became a spirit.
One grandmaster sacrificed and two spirit bodies were born.
This …
Really?? It was a fantasy.
"A — alright."
Little Fox was convinced. "The target you chose is …
"The Water Elementalist."
The toilet brush said.
"…"
Little Fox sighed. "I remember that there is only one Water Elementalist."
"That's right!"
The toilet brush was proud. "I am the most suitable for him."
"Nonsense!"
The toilet bowl spirit was furious. "You are just a free gift. How dare you snatch the master from me!!! You are just a brush that was given to me when I bought the toilet bowl … "
"Spat!"
The toilet brush sneered. "I remember that the shop owner wrote that it was buy one get one free. From this point of view, we are on equal footing! Perhaps he bought it for you. "
“？？？”
The toilet bowl spirit was enraged. "I can't believe there are such shameless creatures in this world!"
"Hehe."
The toilet brush was disdainful. "Without me, you would be extremely dirty. How dare you snatch him from me?"
"Spat!"
The toilet bowl spirit was furious. "How dare you say this?! You are cheap trash. You are hard and burp. I am the one who wipes you all over the place!!!
"This is called 'strength creates miracles'!"
The toilet brush was proud. "Otherwise, how can I wipe you clean?!"
The other spirits were speechless.
Little Fox was speechless.
Tell me.
What was going on?!
"Shut up!"
Little Fox's face darkened. "Get lost. Otherwise, I will destroy both of you."
Shush!
The two spirit bodies quietened down.
"Now.
"Third-sequence, tiger spirit …
"Fourth-sequence, detergent …"
…
After a long while …
The roll call was completed.
All the spirit bodies were mobilized to monitor the target.
Just as Little Fox said, only the most comprehensive data could tailor the system for them. Therefore, every move of the new disciples was monitored.
Who was the spy?
Who was the spy?
It was clear at a glance.
Of course.
This was only the first step.
After figuring out the details of the target, Little Fox took action and tailored the most suitable data for the spirit bodies, striving to reform them quickly.
Hence …
That night …
A familiar voice echoed in the ears of the disciples.
Every single one of them …
These were all things that they dreamed of day and night.
"Ding — The Big Undercover System has been activated. Congratulations, host. You will become the most powerful undercover in history …"
"Ding — The Big Harem System has been activated. Congratulations, host. I will help you to have the most abundant harem. You can also exchange for a harem by completing missions. We have — Steel dolls, mercenary dolls, the same model as Lu Ming, salmon models, etc. "
"Ding — The Big Contrarian System has been activated. Congratulations, host. You can obtain bickering points through bickering to exchange for different levers. We currently provide products such as bronze lever, black iron lever, silver lever, etc. It will allow you to bicker more smoothly. "
"Ding — The Big Slut System has been activated. Congratulations, host. You can obtain bickering points through being a slut and exchange for corresponding abilities …"
"Ding —
…
Shush!
Shush!
The spirit body department.
An energy computer was running at full capacity.
All the systems and data were displayed on it.
This was the core of the spirit body department.
At the same time …
It was also the deputy head of the spirit body department. Its original body was a computer. It had a calculative ability and super strength that far exceeded all the other spirit bodies!
Therefore …
Xiao-Xiaohu affectionately called it — Smart Goblin.
Shush!
Shush!
Data flashed on the Smart Goblin.
It calmly analyzed the progress of each system as well as the monitoring data. Afterward, it suddenly paused on a certain piece of data …
This product …
The same as the president?!?
"Are you sure it's okay?"
It was somewhat worried.
How dare you make fun of the president!
"Cough.
"This will make it more convincing."
Xiao-Xiaohu said in a low voice, "You also know that our president is unparalleled in the world in terms of looks. This is the only way to quickly subdue the enemy.
"I have a bad feeling about this."
The Smart Goblin was very worried.
"You are worrying for nothing."
Xiao-Xiaohu pursed its lips. "I don't mean to say this. Smart Goblin, you have to be like me …
"Don't call me Smart Goblin!!!"
The Smart Goblin was furious.
You are the Smart Goblin!
Your whole family is Smart Goblin!
I am a computer spirit, not a ferocious beast that has become a spirit!
"…"
Xiao-Xiaohu paused for a moment and spoke again. "Little Machine …"
The Smart Goblin was speechless.
This nickname??? It was not as good as the Smart Goblin, okay?!
"…"
Xiao-Xiaohu was helpless. "Then what do you call me? I can't possibly repeat the same words."
"Humph!"
The Smart Goblin sneered. "The president once gave me a name! He said that I have a rare physique that can be 1 and 0 …
"Therefore!
"The name that the president gave me is …
"Binary!"
The Smart Goblin said proudly.
Xiao-Xiaohu was speechless.
It had a feeling that …
Something was not quite right.
…
Right then …
A pleasant day had passed.
Lu Ming also received the latest news about the Glory Grand Ceremony — The most powerful defensive vocation this year had actually landed in the hands of the Earth Elementalist Association!
"Is this true?"
Lu Ming was shocked.
It was not a shield cultivator this year?!
Hence …
He looked around and was shocked to discover that the big shot of the Earth Elementalist Association directly brought a mountain for the duel regarding defense …
Afterward …
There was no afterward.
True enough …
Every association had their own trump cards!
"What's the award for tomorrow?"
Lu Ming asked.
"The most powerful length."
Li Haoran said in a low voice.
Lu Ming was speechless.
Length …
Length?
Damn, they were really comparing the length of the association?
"It's the origin and the length of the association's history."
Li Haoran explained, "There is no competition for tomorrow's award. It depends on which association has the longest history and needs to be proven."
"Oh …"
Lu Ming understood now. It was a social sciences competition …
It was boring.
Besides …
The Sword Card Master Association had just been established and they could not participate at all.
If they were to compete for a shorter length …
It was not a problem.
→_→
"Do you want to participate?"
Xiao-Xiaojian suddenly felt energized.
"…"
Lu Ming glanced at it. "What do you think?"
"Sure!"
Xiao-Xiaojian was in high spirits. "You can't do it, but I can! I have vaguely recalled the origin of the Sky Water Sword. It can be used on a Sword Card Master.
"Anyway, we just need to come up with a hypothesis and then prove it!
"I think it's not a problem!
"Come!
"Call me daddy!
"I will tell the Sword Card Master Association about the origin of the Sky Water Sword … By then, you can say that the Sword Card Master is an ancient vocation with countless years of history and so on …"
Bam!
Lu Ming kicked it and Xiao-Xiaojian was hung on the wall again.
Was there something wrong with them?
Who?? They wanted to participate in this competition!
They were the Sword Card Master Association, not the Historical Archaeology Association!
What was the point of winning this award?
No!
Besides …
If they announced the Sky Water Sword, the Sword Card Master Association would be targeted.
After all …
Everyone knew that the Sword Card Master was created by Lu Ming.
Therefore …
Cheating.
It was meaningless.
"I will not participate in the Glory Ceremony."
Lu Ming was very calm. "We are fighting for the Card Creators Association's market for the lifestyle vocation awards. It is meaningless even if we win the other awards."
"What about the top ten glory associations?"
Xiao-Xiaojian sneered.
"…"
Lu Ming shook his head.
They had never counted on that glory.
It was impossible.
The most important thing these days was to cooperate with the Sharpshooter Association and the Array Master Association!!!
…
At night.
With the recent surge in popularity of the Sword Card Master Association, the benefits were also increased.
The association's fixed dinner had changed from potato shredded meat rice to stir-fried river crab, crispy river crab, braised river crab, braised river crab and so on.
"Master ~
"What kind do you like to eat?"
Xiao Bai blinked.
"Pan-Fried."
Lu Ming smiled faintly. "You have to fry the live river crab in a pan of oil for it to taste good."
"Okay ~"
Xiao Bai went to make the arrangements.
As for Lu Ming, he smiled faintly, hiding his achievements and fame.
Well …
If he was not wrong …
The Sharpshooter Association should be here soon.
…
Right then …
Somewhere.
A middle-aged man put down the book in his hands.
Madam …
Madam had been at the Sword Card Master Association for some time.
Although she said that she had found her own path and was determined to become a Sword Card Master, he felt that something was not quite right.
Especially …
Every time they communicated.
Hence …
He pondered deeply for a moment and contacted the Sword Card Master Association again.
He was smart this time. He did not contact Madam but anonymously called the human resources department of the Sword Card Master Association.
"Hello."
A young lady picked up the call. "This is the Sword Card Master Association. Do you have any inquiries?"
"Is Miss Hin in your association?"
The middle-aged man asked in a low voice.
"Hin?"
The young lady was somewhat confused. "I'm not sure … I just joined and am still in the review period. I am very busy recently … Wait a minute …"
"Ah …
"I found her."
The young lady was elated. "Miss Hin is the president's family member."
“？？？”
The middle-aged man was puzzled.
Could it be …
The president's family member?
Wait a minute.
When did Madam become Lu Ming's family member?
"Can I ask her what is her identity?"
The middle-aged man asked in a low voice.
"Sure."
The young lady took a glance. "These are all public. Let me see … The standard identity seems to be … wet nurse???"
Shush!
There was suddenly silence on the communication line.
The middle-aged man was dumbstruck.
Wet nurse …
Wet nurse?
Madam …
Madam actually became Lu Ming's wet nurse?!
…
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