Tian Du City.
Sword Card Master Association.
Lu Ming returned to his room quietly.
Although he had discovered the problem of water splashing in the toilet, as a smart president, he did not expose this hidden threat.
Otherwise …
Qiu Shuyi might not be able to save him!
Well …
It was too close!
Of course.
From this aspect, he could tell how terrifying the enemy was!
These people …
Had they already infiltrated the place?
Lu Ming was shocked at the thought of it.
Hence …
He returned to his room.
"Xiao-Xiaojian."
Lu Ming remained calm and collected on the surface, but he spoke in his heart.
"What?"
Xiao-Xiaojian, who was building the wall, asked impatiently. It was rare for it to have a chance to be alone with Xiao Bai. Could she not create trouble?!
Puff!
Puff!
It was building the wall while rubbing against Xiao Bai …
"…"
Lu Ming turned sullen. Could it be more promising?
"Something happened just now."
He transmitted the earlier scene to Xiao-Xiaojian.
"…"
Xiao-Xiaojian was silent for a moment. "That's it?"
"Yes!"
Lu Ming said seriously.
"…"
Xiao-Xiaojian sighed. "You're already seventeen years old this year. You're no longer a sixteen-year-old teenager. Isn't it normal that you can't suppress the gun?"
？？？
Lu Ming turned sullen.
Damn it.
Who told you that you can't suppress the gun at the age of seventeen?!
"You have to admit that you're old."
Xiao-Xiaojian sighed. "I've read the biology textbooks for the second year of high school. You can't suppress the gun now. But in two years' time, you might split up …
"Why don't …
"Go to the hospital for a check-up?"
Xiao-Xiaojian suggested.
"Hehe."
Lu Ming merely looked at Xiao-Xiaojian coldly and smiled faintly. "Do you miss Brother Mao?"
"…"
Xiao-Xiaojian paused for a moment.
Forget it.
He had plenty of time to be alone. If he were to be pinned down by Brother Mao in front of Xiao Bai … It would be too embarrassing! Why bother?!
Hence …
It passed the message to little Xiao Bai through telepathy, and little Xiao Bai passed the message to Xiao Bai, and Xiao Bai passed the message to Qiu Shuyi. Just like that, the message spread silently.
Very soon.
Qiu Shuyi rushed over.
"This way."
Lu Ming led her into the toilet.
Hmm …
Qiu Shuyi glanced at it.
Toilet bowl …
Xiu!
Qiu Shuyi's Sword Qi melted into the water and exploded into the bucket along the pipe. Unfortunately, nothing happened. There was no strange aura.
"No one."
Qiu Shuyi shook her head.
Lu Ming: → _ →
This was strange.
He clearly felt that something was wrong …
"I'm fine."
Qiu Shuyi comforted him. "Next time, call me directly if you sense an enemy."
"Alright."
Lu Ming nodded slightly.
"Young man."
"I have to accept my old age …"
Xiao-Xiaojian looked at the sky and sighed.
"Hehe."
Lu Ming glanced at it. "If there is really an enemy, I won't be the one who gets injured. This is because the first person to block the attack will definitely be you. Believe it or not?"
"…"
Xiao-Xiaojian's body stiffened.
Oh.
Crap.
It almost forgot about its newly awakened ability: 100% resistance to attacks …
After a long time …
Everyone dispersed.
Lu Ming thought about it and installed detectors in the bedroom, toilet bowl and other places. If there was someone, they would be able to detect it.
However …
He was still very puzzled.
Just now …
Was there really no one?!
Could it be that …
He could no longer suppress the splashes at the age of seventeen?!
No!
It was fake!
It must be fake!
He believed in his physique. Even if he was ninety-eight years old, he could still shoot wherever he wanted. There would never be any splashes!
This was a man's pride.
There was no doubt about it!
…
At this very moment …
Outside the Sword Card Master Association.
A shadow had already appeared at a place that people could not see …
On the beam.
In the sewer.
In the toilet bowl.
Endless murderous intent was brewing.
Brewing …
Brewing …
Afterward …
The brewing was over.
The assassins silently retreated and returned the way they came.
"What happened?"
"Qiu Shuyi is here!"
"Tsk — That eight-star Swordsman?! Damn it, what is she doing here! "
"I heard she's Lu Ming's wife."
"Then why are you scared? When she's not paying attention, kill Lu Ming and run. "
"No, we just thought of a problem. The Seven-Star Swordsman's body is filled with Sword Will. Since she is Lu Ming's wife, this means that Lu Ming's body is strong enough to withstand the Sword Will of an Eight-Star Swordsman … Will our assassination of this scale still be effective? He was able to kill Lu Ming in one hit? "
"…"
The assassin fell into deep thought.
Where is a man the most vulnerable?
Well … …
It went without saying.
If that place could withstand Qiu Shuyi's sword intent …
This meant that it was impossible for their ambush to kill Lu Ming in one hit! Once they failed, Qiu Shuyi would attack them, and they would all die!
They were not afraid of death.
However, it was not advisable to give them away for free!
Well …
It was logical.
There was nothing wrong with it!
After a long time …
There was a sigh. "Let's retreat."
Hence …
The assassins retreated like the receding tide.
"Wait a minute, where's Xiaosan?"
"He fainted."
“？？？ Why did he faint without doing anything? "
"He hid in the toilet bowl of the Sword Card Master Association for a night, preparing to strike. After receiving the news of retreat, he was overwhelmed with anger and his aura was in a mess …"
"He fainted because his aura was in a mess? When did he become so weak? "
"Uh, no. After his aura was in a mess, he inhaled some unknown substances in the toilet bowl and …"
“？？？”
…
Sword Card Master Association.
The disciples waited for an entire day.
Assassins …
They did not appear.
Even so, the disciples did not let down their guard. They were still patrolling the Sword Card Master Association, cultivating in various places and blocking all the blind spots!!!
In the end …
They were certain that the Assassins seemed to have retreated.
The shocking assassination crisis seemed to have disappeared due to the appearance of Senior Qiu …
The publicity of the Sun Card had blocked 99% of the danger. Senior Qiu had blocked the remaining 1%. Therefore, no Assassins had appeared!
However …
They were very clear.
The Assassins' counterattack had just begun.
As the Sun Card continued to spread, this matter would become more and more serious. There would be more and more Assassins. Even if only 1% of them came looking for him, it would be a big problem!
In the end …
There had to be a result.
Of course.
That was a matter for the future. Right now …
The patrolling disciples would appear near the president's room from time to time. They would stick their ears to the door, hoping to hear some strange things …
"There's no sound?"
"That's right. It's different from what I read in the books …"
"Can the president do it?"
→_→
…
Right then …
Sword Card Master Association.
Somewhere.
A young lady was sitting upright and still, recording something.
Shush.
Shush.
There was the quiet sound of a pen.
After a long while …
The young lady stopped writing, feeling very satisfied.
— —
"President's Daily Log"
Writer: Zhou Yun — On a certain day, Master and Senior Sister Xiao Bai abandoned the views of the world and slept together … On the same day, Master's wife Qiu Shuyi arrived and chatted with Senior Sister Xiao Bai. They were like old friends … Master's unparalleled charm and looks were evident.
— —
Well …
It was perfect.
Zhou Yun put away her pen and felt somewhat emotional. "I'm really a little jealous."
Master was after all Master.
He was powerful and confident.
Unlike that silly boy in her family …
He felt inferior and timid.
Sometimes, when she saw the silly look of the teenager in white, she felt that he was adorable and her heart softened. Sometimes, she felt very angry and helpless …
Couldn't he be more confident?
The last time.
She remembered.
When they were on a date, she asked him shyly, "If I become fat, will you still like me?"
She remembered.
The teenager was stunned for a long time before he said, "Don't worry, I will treat you and the child well."
？？？？
What kind of logic was that?!
Child?
What child?
She could not come to her senses for a long time. She could not keep up with the teenager's logic. Seeing that Zhou Yun ignored him for a long time, the teenager seemed to be even more upset.
He said again, "I know, I'm not worthy."
Afterward …
He left in a sad mood.
Zhou Yun was speechless.
Why was it so difficult for her to fall in love?!
She felt tired.
Oh.
Right.
The source of all these messy things …
She thought about it and felt that she should not let the teenager hang out with Doggy Li!!! She had a nagging feeling that the teenager was becoming weirder and weirder …
O (⊙ □ ⊙) o
…
At this very moment …
Somewhere.
In a corner of Tian Du City. Doggy Li was giving a lesson. A few people sat together and listened attentively. They were filled with a thirst for knowledge.
"Remember!
"What can move people nowadays?
"True love!
"Sincerity!
"What is love?
"True love is to do what's best for the other party!
"That's called selfishness!
"Do you understand?"
Doggy Li was in high spirits.
He had never thought that he would be a relationship mentor one day.
Actually …
It was very interesting. He had previously posted some of his matters on the Internet. Afterward … it became popular!!! People sympathized with him and asked for his opinion!
Doggy Li tried to answer some of them.
Afterward …
It became very popular!
Therefore …
Doggy Li was now a popular person in the online community.
People called him —
A relationship blogger.
That was right!
This was Doggy Li's second identity!
Hence …
Doggy Li was full of confidence.
He wanted to let these people understand what boundless love meant! He wanted to make those selfish loves disappear. He wanted to spread true love all over the world!
The happiness of the person he loved was his greatest happiness!
"Then …"
The teenager in white suddenly asked, "What if she is pregnant and comes to look for you?"
Shush!
Everyone swept their gazes over.
After a long while …
Everyone said enviously, "That means it's your turn!"
"That's right. My goddess is not pregnant yet … Boo hoo. I don't know when she will be able to speak more than ten sentences to me …"
"It's the same for my goddess. You're progressing faster …"
"Congratulations, brother."
Everyone was filled with emotions.
The teenager in white was speechless.
This was …
Was that so?
He was in a trance.
So, so this kind of thing is normal?
"How is it? Are you guys married?"
Someone asked.
"No."
The teenager in white waved his hands. "S-she doesn't seem too happy …"
"Did she say that you're not worthy?"
"Perhaps you've misunderstood. She's just worried that the child's skin color is different. She's not angry at you …"
"Y-yes, that makes sense."
"This is a misunderstanding. Just make it clear."
Everyone said.
The teenager in white was speechless.
T-this was what happened?
A misunderstanding?
Yun-er …
That was not right.
The president had the same skin color as him!
The teenager was vexed.
And right then.
Doggy Li, who was on the podium, was dumbstruck.
Wait a minute …
Why did the plot become so androgynous?!! He only said that they had to be affectionate. He did not say that it had to be to this extent?! This type of plot had crossed the line!
This was a plot from the S website. Don't post it here!
It was a pity …
As the teenager revealed his true feelings, the audience began to share their own stories.
Someone had successfully won over the goddess! Although the child's skin color was different …
Someone had obtained the right to accompany her. Although he would only look for her when he was heartbroken …
Doggy Li was speechless.
After a long while …
The bell signaling the end of the class rang.
The students left one after another, expressing that they had benefited a lot.
Doggy Li was speechless.
What did you guys learn?
He had not even finished one-tenth of the lesson that he had registered! However, the money in his hands told him that he had indeed given a lesson!
He did not understand.
It was true.
It turned out that …
He could be a relationship mentor?!!
…
Doggy Li was very confused.
It was true.
In the past …
In his understanding, relationship mentors, relationship bloggers, and verified accounts were very high-level existences. He had also become the current Doggy Li because of this.
Sincerity.
Sincerity.
Affection.
Until …
He had become a relationship mentor.
He then discovered that any Tom, Dick, or Harry could be a relationship mentor … Any lousy story could be a relationship mentor …
？？？
He was too confused.
Then, in this confusion, he became more and more famous.
In fact …
He still had a high-level consultation today. The price was not cheap. It might be equivalent to ten of his consultations. He only needed to enlighten the other party!!!
He only found out at this moment.
Oh …
It turned out that it was so easy to earn money!
It turned out that …
He could earn so much money just by saying some nonsense.
That afternoon.
Doggy Li arrived at the venue as scheduled.
Over there.
In the room.
A teenager was sitting there with a gloomy expression. He heard that his beloved girl had died because of him. He had not come out of the shadow …
Hence …
Doggy Li downloaded a pile of information from the Internet and began to give him chicken soup.
Humans …
That was how it was. After giving him chicken soup and injecting him with chicken blood, perhaps he would recover. He could give it to him from the front or the back or even shoot it in.
Anyway …
It was fine as long as the chicken soup was suitable for the taste.
However, he did not expect that the other party would not be moved by these principles. He had been talking for two hours but the other party still looked depressed.
At this very moment.
Doggy Li realized one thing. It was not that easy to earn this money.
However …
It was okay.
Doggy Li had done some research two days ago. There was a type of transference psychological method. It was to look for a more perfect and beautiful target so that the other party could come out of the psychological shadow.
This was actually very simple.
It was said that people usually liked the same type of person. It was just a matter of who you met first.
For example —
The person he loved deeply was 5 points in all aspects.
What if you gave him a target of 10 points in all aspects?
Even if the person was not the person he loved deeply, perhaps he would be moved when facing such an outstanding person. Perhaps, he would feel less sad. Perhaps …
He would start a new relationship.
Well …
There was nothing wrong with it.
Hence …
Doggy Li took out a virtual photo.
He had thought about it. It was not easy to get photos in real life. He had not seen many beautiful people, except for Lu Yan, Qiu Shuyi, Senior Sister Xiao Bai, Zhou Yun, Miss Tian, Yang Liu-er …
But …
These ladies might be his master's harem.
He could not act recklessly.
It would be troublesome if the other party really chased after him.
Well …
Hence …
Doggy Li thought for a long time and cleverly created a virtual photo!
Hehe.
How simple was that?
Recently, the one-night stand app, the beauty, had introduced a function called CAO. One only needed to change the face and simulate it to create a mysterious photo.
Although it was very deceptive …
Well …
Who was the most beautiful person at the moment?
Master!
Well …
If …
Hehe.
Doggy Li understood now.
Hence …
When he placed an almost perfect photo in front of the teenager, he could clearly see the teenager's excited eyes …
Tsk.
True enough.
Master's beauty was attractive to both men and women …
"Min-er!
"This is Miss Min-er's photo!"
The teenager looked at Doggy Li excitedly. "Why do you have Lu Min's photo?"
"Lu Min?"
Doggy Li's body suddenly stiffened.
"Right!"
The teenager's eyes were burning with hope. "She's still alive, right?! I can tell at one glance that this photo is newly taken! It's no wonder I didn't find her corpse! "
"Oo! Oo!
Indeed, Miss Min-er is still alive! "
The teenager was very excited.
"…"
"Well …"
Doggy Li wiped his perspiration and suddenly flipped through the teenager's information. As this was his first time doing this, he was very nervous. He did not even look at the teenager's information …
Oh.
Crap.
Wang Xuan …
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