Tian Du City.
In the suburbs.
An old man floated over.
"It seems that the battle has ended …"
The elder looked grim.
He was an itinerant cultivator. He had sensed a large amount of energy fluctuations and hence rushed over immediately to take a look at the situation. Perhaps …
He could get some benefits.
Hence …
He walked gingerly to the location of the energy fluctuations.
He crossed the mountain range.
He went around the corner.
Afterward …
He was deep in his thoughts.
In front.
At the place where the energy fluctuations were coming from, a young man was holding a wristband communication device. He was constantly posing and taking pictures of his face.
???
The elder was dumbstruck. What was happening?
This was crazy!
A young cultivator was not sleeping in the middle of the night. Instead, he was in the middle of the mountain range in the wilderness … taking selfies???
No matter how good-looking he was, he did not have to be that narcissistic?
Although …
The elder took a glance. He was indeed good-looking.
However …
At this moment.
The elder saw a corpse lying not far away …
Although the corpse was already dead, he could still sense a faint remnant aura …
Oh.
Peak of Six Stars.
Wait a minute …
Peak of Six Stars?!
The elder had goosebumps all over his body. He took a closer look at the young man. He was Lu Ming, who had been trending on the internet recently! The president of the Sword Card Master Association!
Lu Ming …
He was actually that powerful?!
The elder was terrified and he left hurriedly.
…
"Who is it?"
Lu Ming said calmly.
"An old man who was passing by."
Xiao-Xiaojian did not think much of it.
They had noticed the old man the moment he appeared. He was sneaky and ran away after seeing Lu Ming. They could not be bothered with him.
"Hmm."
Lu Ming said lightly.
He had just finished a battle and did not want to stir up any trouble.
It was just that …
Bam!
Bam!
Lu Ming took two more selfies.
Well …
From the photo, he could clearly see the golden Sky Water Sword between his eyebrows. Yes, this guy was openly propped on his forehead.
Very stupid.
"So …"
"Am I a swordsman like you now?"
Lu Ming sighed.
"No."
Xiao-Xiaojian refused. "You are a swordsman and I am a sword spirit."
"…"
Lu Ming glanced at it and ignored it.
Humans …
Sure enough, you can only see your true nature in times of crisis. Where did the enthusiasm you used to call me daddy go?
"Hehe."
Xiao-Xiaojian was noncommittal.
Daddy or something …
He called Brother Mao Daddy!
What does it have to do with a salted fish like you?
Brother Mao was so awesome, so handsome, and so mighty. The one who let him go was Brother Mao. Of course, he would call Brother Mao daddy! Even if I'm castrated, I'm still my father!
What does it have to do with you, Lu Ming?
Somewhere.
The sleeping Black Cat:???
It had a feeling that something seemed to be taking revenge on it in disguise …
Hence …
After pondering deeply for a long time …
Crash!
It swung its tail and Xiao-Xiaojian was plastered to the ground.
"Serves you right."
Lu Ming's lips curled to reveal a smile.
Small trick.
Who told you to play petty tricks?
At this very moment …
Buzz —
The Sky Water Sword shone with a faint glow, hiding between Lu Ming's eyebrows.
Well …
It was hidden.
Lu Ming could clearly sense that the Sky Water Sword was hidden between his eyebrows. It was just that it was hidden and did not emit any glow.
Well …
Energy recovery speed …
It was still very fast!
"Oh."
Lu Ming pondered deeply.
Therefore …
The talent of the Sky Water Sword was permanent?
It was just that the Art of Equalization was in the Original Card and it was now between his eyebrows. That place seemed to be a manifestation of the Sea of Consciousness!
As for the other functions, he could only go back and test them slowly.
Buzz —
Xiao-Xiaojian spiraled into the sky.
It tried hard to dig itself out from the ground.
Well …
It left a huge pit.
"Dig a bigger one."
Lu Ming instructed.
???
Xiao-Xiaojian felt somewhat baffled. However, it still followed Lu Ming's instructions and dug a bigger pit. It then watched as Lu Ming threw the old man's corpse into the pit.
"Bury it."
Lu Ming said.
Xiao-Xiaojian was speechless.
Wait a minute.
In the past, it illuminated, translated and acted as a screwdriver. Why was it burying the corpse now??
"Capable people do more work."
Lu Ming said meaningfully.
"…"
Xiao-Xiaojian silently buried the soil.
Moments later.
It thought of a question. "I-I just thought of a question."
"Go ahead."
Lu Ming glanced at it.
"Were you really helping me by raising that silly question?"
Xiao-Xiaojian was very doubtful.
It had a feeling that Lu Ming wanted to scam it and then choose a fair-skinned, beautiful and flirtatious slut from the thousands of harem in the spirit body department to replace it!
That must be the case!
"It's true."
Lu Ming rolled his eyes.
Hence …
He explained to Xiao-Xiaojian in a serious manner what Sino-Japanese friendship and Sino-Korean friendship were.
"Is that so …?"
Xiao-Xiaojian was very doubtful.
"Yes."
Lu Ming was certain.
"Then … what does Japan and Korea rely on?"
Xiao-Xiaojian was doubtful.
"Well …"
Lu Ming pondered for a long time. "Japan and Korea might rely on … pictures?"
"…"
Xiao-Xiaojian looked doubtful.
It had a feeling that Lu Ming was lying to it but it could not figure out what was wrong.
Wait a minute.
It remembered.
"Liar!"
Xiao-Xiaojian was furious. "There is no picture of Japan and Korea at all. You clearly said Asia the other time!"
Cough, cough!
Lu Ming almost could not catch his breath.
Damn it!
You can even remember this?!
He had only mentioned it when he casually complained!
"You must have remembered wrongly."
Lu Ming coughed.
"Impossible!"
Xiao-Xiaojian was very certain. "I have merged with the Sky Water Sword and my abilities have increased. My thinking speed is also faster. I remember these things very clearly!
"Humph!
"Don't try to lie to me!
"Let me think. Not only did you mention this, but you also mentioned Europe and America …"
Bam!
Lu Ming lifted his hand and a surge of energy interrupted Xiao-Xiaojian's words.
Cough.
"Hey, hey.
"Don't mind these small details."
Lu Ming sighed. "I think … we should not discuss this topic."
He felt that it was meaningless to argue like this!
"You are indeed a liar!"
Xiao-Xiaojian was furious.
To think that it thought that Lu Ming was loyal to it!
True enough!
His heart was filled with the flirtatious b * tches from the spirit body department!
Heh, humans.
Shush!
Lights flashed.
Xiao-Xiaojian returned to the Original Card to sleep.
"Xiao-Xiaojian?"
Lu Ming asked.
"…"
There was total silence.
"Alright."
Lu Ming sighed.
He glanced at the ground. The old man was already buried.
Lu Ming looked at the sky and felt that it was better to go back first.
Regarding the Sky Water Sword …
He would go back and study it.
The energy fluctuations earlier should have attracted many people. A passerby had already come to take a look. Although he was scared and went back, it was very likely that other people would come.
Hence …
Lu Ming cleaned up the scene and left quietly.
Shush!
Lights and shadows flashed.
Lu Ming left the depths of the suburbs.
However …
At this moment.
He felt that something was amiss and strange … He had a feeling that … he had forgotten something …
…
At this very moment …
Somewhere.
At the entrance of the cave.
The bonfire was burning brightly.
The lady who was hung upside down was already in a daze. She was sweating profusely and her body was already drenched.
"Save …
"Cooked …"
The lady's voice became softer and softer.
Suddenly …
A gust of cold wind blew. Someone seemed to have appeared.
The lady shuddered and sobered up instantly. She looked agitatedly in the direction of the person and was instantly dumbstruck.
Over there …
A strange creature appeared.
From the corner of her eye mask, she could only see a blurry outline. However, she was certain that she had never seen it before.
Anyway …
It was not a human.
"T-beast?"
The lady was in despair.
Not only was she going to be burned to death, but she was also going to be eaten by a monster …
However …
When she took a closer look, she discovered that the beast did not come over to eat her. Instead, it was carefully looking around the surroundings.
In fact …
It clearly had four limbs but it could actually walk on two legs!
This was a beast with spiritual intelligence!
The lady's eyes instantly lit up. Who cared if it was a beast or not? As long as it had spiritual intelligence, she could communicate with it! It might be more reliable than humans!
"S-save me …"
The lady pleaded.
The beast did not move at all.
"Please …"
The lady pleaded.
The beast still did not move.
"I …"
"Boohoo, I'm going to be roasted …"
The lady was in tears.
Upon hearing this, the beast looked at her hesitantly and then looked at the cave. After confirming that there was no one around, it slowly walked over.
"Thank you, thank you!"
The lady was so touched that she cried.
Finally …
She was saved!
…
At this very moment …
Deep in the suburbs.
A handsome figure was shuttling back and forth at high speed.
"I told you that I forgot something."
Lu Ming sighed.
It was no wonder he kept feeling that he had forgotten something!
When he fought with the old man previously, he confirmed that there were no treasures in the old man's cave. Therefore, he did not think of going back at all! Now that he thought about it carefully …
He really left something behind!
That female disciple of the Sword Card Master Association!
Although she was undercover!
However …
It was after all a human life.
Lu Ming thought about it. He would definitely go back and save her. After all, it was something that he could do in passing.
There was no choice.
He could not blame himself for being so kind.
"Hehe."
Xiao-Xiaojian's voice suddenly could be heard. "What if she is not a beauty but a burly man with a scar on his face?"
"…"
Lu Ming was silent for a long time.
"Shut up!
"No one will treat you as a mute if you don't speak!"
Lu Ming said angrily.
"Heh, human!"
Xiao-Xiaojian sneered coldly.
"…"
Lu Ming could not be bothered with it.
Swoosh!
Swoosh!
He dashed back to the cave quickly.
However …
As soon as he got closer, Lu Ming's heart turned cold.
In the air …
There was a faint aroma.
He took a closer look. It was the aroma of meat …
???
Lu Ming was taken aback.
???
Xiao-Xiaojian was shocked as well.
Oh.
Crap.
She was really roasted …
This was practically the most miserable undercover in history, right?!
"Hurry!
"Let's see if she can be saved!"
Lu Ming dashed over.
He reckoned that if there was only Medium Rare, perhaps she could be saved.
However …
The closer he was, the more he felt that something was amiss.
This aroma …
She was thoroughly cooked!
And …
He did not know why but he felt that this aroma was strangely familiar. When he dashed to the entrance of the cave, he was dumbstruck!
"What?"
Xiao-Xiaojian took a curious glance and was dumbstruck as well.
Not far away.
The lady was still hanging above the bonfire.
Was she cooked?
No.
She was still screaming …
Of course.
This was not the main point. The main point was that a living being was gingerly approaching the lady. Of course, this was not the main point. The main point was its identity!!!
Shush!
That living being also noticed Lu Ming's presence.
Hence …
Both parties glanced at each other.
Bang!
A terrifying murderous intent filled the air.
"You …
"I-it's you!"
That living being actually spoke in human language. "Although I have never seen you before, I can feel you! This is because … my powers are of the same origin as yours …
"You …
"It's you!!!"
That living being was elated.
“!!!”
The lady was even more surprised.
They knew each other!
The president knew this living being!
Furthermore …
This living being seemed to be very happy!
In that case …
She was saved!
Cheez —
Cheez —
The bonfire was still burning and the lady could feel waves of heat.
"Oo … Oo …
"President, save me.
"It's so hot …
"I know I was wrong. Oo …
"I won't be a undercover anymore.
"I will warm your bed every day in the future …
"Oo … Oo … Oo …
The lady pleaded.
Xiao-Xiaojian was speechless.
Lady.
Do you know that if Miss Xiao Bai hears your words, you will definitely not live past tonight …
However …
What they did not know was that Lu Ming felt very awkward at this moment.
Seriously …
→_→
Lu Ming had an odd expression.
Why?
This was because the living being that spoke in human language … was a cow! Furthermore, it was a golden roasted whole cow that emitted a rich fragrance …
That was right!
It was the cow that was wanted by the police!
Lu Ming …
He had seen it on the news!
Shush!
There was total silence around.
There was only the sizzling sounds from the bonfire.
Well …
There was also the lady's soft pleading.
Buzz —
A faint murderous intent filled the air. The golden roasted whole cow stared at Lu Ming, its eyes filled with greed. This was because Lu Ming's powers were of the same origin as its!
And it was a noble golden cow!
Although it was cooked, it still had the special ability of the golden cow — devouring!
Therefore …
If it killed Lu Ming …
It might be able to devour Lu Ming's powers.
Hehe …
At the thought of this …
It was even happier.
It could not defeat the dean of the First College but it was more than enough to defeat Lu Ming. Perhaps this was the beginning of its rise!
"Wait a minute.
"This cow …
"Could it be that cow?"
Xiao-Xiaojian came to its senses at this moment.
Although the process was tortuous and magical, it did not prevent the cow from gaining sentience! This meant that the card was super awesome!
"Crap!
You know how to create cows?
I thought you only knew how to brag! "
Xiao-Xiaojian exclaimed.
"…"
Not far away, the golden cow retracted its legs when it heard this.
Humans …
It was indeed dangerous!
"…"
Lu Ming's face darkened.
That was a metaphor. It was not meant to brag …
Damn it!
Damn it! Who wanted to brag!
Shush!
The murderous intent intensified.
Lu Ming did not dare to let his guard down.
This was because he could clearly feel that although the cow's appearance was a little funny, its combat ability …
It could escape from the First College. It was definitely not an ordinary beast! Lu Ming's scalp felt numb just from the murderous intent that he was emanating.
This cow …
It was much more powerful than that old man!!!
Whoosh!
A cold wind blew.
The golden roasted whole cow waved its hoof in the air.
Shush!
A streak of pale golden oil splashed across the air.
The oil light contained terrifying power. Lu Ming was shocked and he quickly dodged it. He was shocked to discover that the oil light had blocked all the paths outside the cave!
This cow …
He had actually sealed off all possible escape routes!
"Hehe."
The golden roasted whole cow looked at Lu Ming excitedly.
"Little guy …
"Let me devour you."
Bang!
There was an explosion of lights.
The golden roasted whole cow charged toward Lu Ming.
Shush!
Lu Ming retreated rapidly.
The combat ability of a peak Six Star was far beyond his imagination, especially when it was on such a special beast. It was even more terrifying!
According to rumors …
In order to ensure that the meat was fresh and tender, this kind of cow would often exercise to maintain a happy mood …
Although Lu Ming did not know why it had to be happy as an ingredient, many scientists in his previous life had indeed studied this method of happy farming …
Anyway …
This cow often exercised and its physique was very high!
After the transformation, its combat ability was also very terrifying! Lu Ming was only a five-star now. There was no way he could fight it head-on. He could only retreat as he fought!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
The ground rumbled.
The confrontation between the two caused a huge crack.
Lu Ming retreated as he fought. He was actually forced into the cave by the roasted whole cow!
Bang!
Bang!
The battle was still going on.
However …
At the entrance of the cave.
A girl who was being roasted by the bonfire was going crazy.
"Where is he?"
"C-president?!"
"T-beast?"
"Oo … Oo …"
"S-save me!"
"I've never heard that spies have to go into the frying pan … Oo …"
"I said that I don't want to be a spy but the sect leader insisted. I became a spy but they didn't care. Oo … Oo … Oo … I just want to cultivate …"
"I'm really going to be cooked … Oo …"
"Why don't …"
"They can kill me."
"It's so hot …"
Cheez —
Cheez —
The bonfire burned brightly.
It was beautiful and dreamy.
…
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