As a movie, The Lord of the Rings had many flaws.
For example, it was not as good as the special effects of a fight between wizards in a martial arts movie in the 80s. The plot development was mechanically copied. However, these were all minor details and could be ignored.
However, the biggest and most fatal flaw was in the last part of The Lord of the Rings. Frodo took the One Ring to Mount Doomsday, climbed up Mount Doomsday, and came to the passage that led to the center of the volcano. What Frodo had to do next was to walk into the passage, reach the center of the volcano, and throw the One Ring down.
However, at this time, a completely unimaginable problem appeared.
That was, this passage that led to the center of Mount Doomsday did not even have a gate!
No guards, no gate, nothing at all! Frodo just swaggered in!!
When he saw this, Fangzheng was dumbfounded. No matter how he thought about it, he could not understand what Sauron was thinking. It was not like he did not know that Mount Doomsday would destroy the One Ring. Logically speaking, even if Sauron did not destroy such a dangerous place, he should have sealed it.
Moreover, Mount Doomsday was not some remote corner that he could not reach. It was right under his nose!!
Even if this volcano erupted frequently and there was no way to put a guard, would it be difficult to get a team of Orcs to block the gate with stones? Ah? Was it difficult?
You did not intend to make a new ring, so why did you keep it? To reminisce about the past?
Was Sauron suffering from dementia?
To be honest, when Fangzheng first saw this, he instantly lost interest in the movie. It was like trying hard to clear a game, only to find out that the final boss was a retard. This could be said to be the worst game design. Players might not even have the mood to fight the final boss, and directly quit the game.
Don't you think you are retarded to fight this retard with your wits and courage?
This was simply an insult to your own intelligence.
Gandalf and the others were quite serious about Fangzheng's complaints. Indeed, if they thought about it carefully, how could Sauron not care about Mount Doomsday? That was his only Achilles' heel, and anyone else would not take it lightly. If what Fangzheng said was true and Sauron blocked Mount Doomsday, then it would be really troublesome.
Soon, they made a decision. The reinforcements of Rohan and the army of Gondor would immediately set off for Mordor after a short rest. They would use their own strength to show Sauron and Mordor their will and determination!
Just like that, the group arrived at the Black Gate of Mordor. This was the entrance of Mordor, and it was also an extremely sturdy fortress wall. The soldiers lined up in formation and stared at the front silently. Gandalf and Aragorn rode forward and came to the Black Gate. Then, Aragorn shouted angrily at the gate.
"The Dark Demon King has appeared! We'll execute him on the spot!! "
"…"
However, Blackgate did not respond to Aragorn's roar. Instead, Fangzheng, who was beside him, yawned.
"You can't shout like that. Let me do it."
As he spoke, Fangzheng looked at the black door and coughed.
"Arthar … Ahem, no, Sauron! The blood of our compatriots in Middle Earth will be repaid with your blood! Come on, coward! Come out and die!! "
As soon as Fangzheng's voice fell, the Black Gate in front of him slowly opened a gap. Then, a faceless man riding a warhorse came out of it. He came in front of the crowd and said.
"My master, the great Sauron, greets you."
Then, he glanced at the crowd in front of him, and his voice suddenly became much lower.
"Who among you rabble wants to negotiate with me?"
Hearing this, Gandalf snorted coldly.
"There's nothing to talk about with a dishonest villain like Sauron. Tell your master that the army of Mordor must be disbanded. He will be expelled from this land and will never be able to return! "
"Haha."
Hearing Gandalf's answer, the faceless man sneered.
"Greybeard, it just so happens that I have something to show you."
As he spoke, the monster picked up a Mithril half-body armor from his hand and showed it to everyone. Seeing this half-body armor, everyone's expression changed. Then, the Orc sneered and threw the half-body armor to Gandalf. Gandalf caught it and stared at the half-body armor in his hand.
"No, Frodo!!"
The Hobbit, who was sitting behind Aragorn, shouted. Gandalf gritted his teeth and shouted angrily.
"Silence!"
"Frodo …!"
"Silence!!"
Hearing Gandalf's roar, the Hobbit shut his mouth. At this moment, the faceless man opposite him was looking at them proudly.
"It turns out that the Hobbit is so important to you. He suffered so much in our hands. Who would have thought that the little man could endure so much pain? And he, Gandalf … is in so much pain that he wants to die. "
Hearing the faceless man's words, the expressions of the Ringwraiths stiffened. Gandalf's eyes were filled with tears, and he did not say a word.
At this moment, Fangzheng's voice sounded again.
"Alright, how boring. Who do you think you're fooling with these things?"
"Hmm?"
"What did you say?"
Hearing Fangzheng's words, the faceless man suddenly turned his head to look at him. The latter was sitting diagonally on the motorcycle with his arms crossed, looking at him in boredom.
"Come on, stop bluffing. If the Hobbit is really in your hands, why don't you show it to us? What's the point of showing us such a tattered piece of clothing? If you really want to attack us, show us something useful. For example, stick the Hobbit's head on a spear, or hang his body with a rope in front of the Black Gate. Isn't that much better than fooling us with a tattered piece of clothing? "
At this point, Fangzheng yawned again. He even suspected that Sauron had an aura that could lower one's intelligence. Why were these people so stupid that they believed everything he said? What could this tattered piece of clothing prove? In fact, the fact that they could only take out the clothes but not the person was already a problem.
"You …"
Hearing Fangzheng's sarcasm, the faceless man wanted to say something, but at the same time, Fangzheng raised his right hand, and a pistol appeared in his hand.
"Bang!!!"
The upper half of the faceless man's head, which was covered by an iron helmet, was blown off by the huge impact of the bullet. Fragments of the skull mixed with brain matter flew in all directions. His body swayed on the warhorse for a while, then fell to the ground.
"Alright, the negotiation is over. Stop wasting time."
Fangzheng lowered his right hand and narrowed his eyes.
"Prepare for battle."
Following Fangzheng's words, the huge black iron gate slowly opened. Behind the iron gate, tens of thousands of heavily armed Orcs stepped forward. Behind these Orcs, the burning Eye of Sauron on the dark tower shone like the sun, shining on his servants.
Seeing this, Aragorn, Gandalf, and the others hurriedly retreated and prepared to command the army. Fangzheng remained where he was. Looking at the approaching Orc army in front of him, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, revealing a smile.
"Alright, I'm tired of going all out. Now let's play with Peerless … I wonder who will kill Sauron faster, me or Frodo? Alright, mission objective: Destroy Sauron before Frodo throws the One Ring into Mount Doom! "
While muttering to himself, Fangzheng stretched out his hand and pulled out a big sword from the motorcycle. He then suddenly accelerated and rushed towards the Orc army in front of him!
"Sir!!"
Seeing this scene, everyone suddenly shouted in surprise. Fangzheng did not care at all. He directly knocked away the Orc warriors in front of him and went straight into the depths of the enemy. The black motorcycle was like a roaring ferocious beast, and the Orcs in front of him were knocked away one by one.
Facing Fangzheng's attack, the Orc army immediately moved.
"Hurry up, hurry up and stop him!!"
An Orc general waved his whip and shouted loudly. Then, two huge monsters that looked like giants strode out from the army and rushed directly towards Fangzheng. Seeing the huge monsters rushing towards him, Fangzheng sneered. Then, he suddenly swung the big sword in his hand. The whistling storm of flames mixed with sword energy immediately sent all the Orcs around him flying. Then, Fangzheng jumped up and slashed down with the big sword in his hand!
"Boom!!!"
With the impact of the flames and the huge explosion, the surrounding Orcs retreated one after another. The Orc general who bore the brunt of the impact did not have time to resist and was directly cut in half by the sharp blade that fell from the sky.
At the same time, Fangzheng stood up and waved the big sword in his hand.
"The enemy is embarrassed, I'll take off his clothes!"
While shouting, Fangzheng waved the big sword again and looked forward. There, the Orc warriors gathered again and rushed towards Fangzheng.
"I'll let you see who is the real Three Kingdoms Unparalleled!"
Accompanied by Fangzheng's roar, the next moment, the storm of flames appeared again, whistling and sweeping the entire army.
Seeing this scene in front of them, Gandalf, Aragorn, and the others were stunned. They stood in place, looking at the figure in the distance who was swaggering and rampaging in the Orc army. In front of him, the Orc warriors were like grass that was ruthlessly harvested. Every time Fangzheng swung his sword, dozens of Orc warriors could be seen falling like harvested wheat. He was like a walking human-shaped storm, destroying everything that dared to block in front of him.
"I didn't expect that there would be such a warrior!"
Aragorn turned his head and looked at Gandalf.
"Gandalf, who is he?"
"I don't know."
Gandalf shook his head silently.
"But in any case, he is on our side, and that is enough."
"That's right."
Aragorn nodded and pulled out his sword.
"We can't fall behind. Brothers of Gondor and Rohan, charge!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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