"What's wrong? Your Majesty? "
Daji hurriedly stopped when she saw Fangzheng stop. She then frowned and glanced at the farmers. And at this moment, the farmers got high and continued to talk with their saliva flying all over the place.
"I heard that Boss Han went hunting in the mountains and encountered a deer. The deer was very strange. It didn't even run away when it saw Boss Han. It just stood there and stared at him. This surprised Boss Han quite a bit. But just as he was about to walk over and kill the deer, the deer actually spoke in human language. It said that Boss Han had killed too many people in his life and went against the harmony of heaven, so something happened to his mother. This gave Boss Han quite a fright …. "
"What the hell is this …."
Daji frowned when she heard this. What the farmers said did not make sense at all. Boss Han should be a hunter who hunted in the mountains every day to make a living. If they followed this logic, wouldn't all carnivores like them die a horrible death?
There were also those who slaughtered pigs, cows, and sheep. If they followed this logic, countless creatures would have died in their hands. Wouldn't their whole families be blown up?
Humans always used their own values to apply to animals, but in fact, animals didn't care about the bullshit in their minds. The law of the jungle was a matter of course. This was the truth of the world. How did it go against the harmony of heaven?
Were they retarded?
"…."
Fangzheng waved his hand, signaling Daji to stop talking. He then looked at the farmers again and continued listening to them.
"And then?"
"And then, of course, Boss Han was really scared. He didn't know what appeared in front of him, so he hurriedly bowed down and begged it to save his life. When Big Boss Han raised his head again, the deer was gone. Then, Boss Han threw away all his hunting tools and swore never to go hunting in the mountains again. After he went down the mountain … his mother recovered. "
"That's it?"
It turned out that people liked to listen to stories with ups and downs. The farmer in front of them obviously had no potential as a storyteller, so everyone was speechless.
"You don't have anything to do."
"What can I do? That's what Boss Han told me …"
After hearing nothing else from the farmers, Fangzheng shook his head and left the teahouse.
"Your Majesty, are you interested in this matter?"
"Yes."
Hearing Daji's question, Fangzheng nodded.
"This familiar MLM method and the unreasonable logic of sophistry do ring a bell.... Who's that Han something they're talking about?"
Daji raised her hand. Soon, a small bird spiraled down from the sky and landed on her finger. Daji placed the bird by her ear and listened for a moment.
"Boss Han is indeed a hunter from another village, and he's a very outstanding hunter. But lately, he hasn't gone out to hunt. Instead, he's been staying in his room, lighting incense and chanting scriptures …. "
"Hehe, I knew it."
Fangzheng chuckled.
"Are you not eating meat anymore?"
"… Hmm, yes. I heard that Boss Han used to love meat, but now he's a vegetarian and doesn't touch meat at all."
At this point, Daji frowned.
"Your Majesty, Boss Han isn't a rabbit. Why would he be a vegetarian all day?"
"Nonsense. If I wanted to eat, I'd also want my dinner to be washed clean by itself and then automatically jump up and deliver it to my mouth, don't you think so?"
Fangzheng snorted coldly. A murderous intent flashed in his eyes. Not eating meat meant not getting close to blood. A person's soul would be pure if they didn't get close to blood. But don't think that's a good thing. It's just like the blood in your veins. If you don't like it, you can change it to pure water, and you'll die faster than anyone else.
Of course, the corpse that had been washed with pure water would remove the smell of blood, so it would naturally taste better, wouldn't it?
"Do you want me to send someone to bring Boss Han over?"
"No, that's not good … Oh, right."
At this thought, Fangzheng's eyes lit up.
"I've got an idea!"
Isn't it just bluffing people? You can bluff people, but I can't? What kind of person am I? I'm a game planner. What does a game planner do? It was specifically designed to fool players and investors. If you can't use the DOME screen to fool players into saying that this is official game content, what kind of planning is that?
Only a qualified planner would be able to take out the first chapter of the game and say that it was an independent game and that the DLC was still in development.
"Daji!"
Thinking of this, Fangzheng snapped his fingers, and Daji immediately came to his side. Then, Fangzheng lowered his head and whispered in Daji's ear.
"You go... First like this... then like this... and finally like this... Got it?"
"No problem, but Your Majesty, will this really work?"
"Hehe, I'll return the favor. I'd like to see if those bastards dare to show up. If they don't …"
At this point, Fangzheng opened his mouth and revealed a sinister smile.
"Don't blame me for being impolite."
On this day, it was raining cats and dogs.
Under the heavy rain, even the cicadas in the books cried weakly. Even the people who used to farm now mostly returned to their houses to avoid the storm. However, on this small path, a young scholar wearing a green robe was walking forward step by step. He carried a book basket on his back and his forehead was covered in sweat. Finally, this young man seemed to be unable to withstand the torrential rain and had no choice but to take shelter under the shade of a nearby tree.
At that moment, a voice came from behind him.
"Hey, young man, come here to take shelter from the rain."
The young scholar turned his head and saw that a farmer's house not far away was opening its door. An old lady was waving at him from inside the door. The young scholar did not hesitate. He hurriedly got up and walked to the old lady's door, then bowed to her.
"Thank you, old lady."
"Oh, don't be so polite. Come in, come in."
The old lady hurriedly pulled the young scholar into the house and closed the door.
"Quick, your clothes are soaked. Take them to the stove to warm them."
"Ah, thank you very much. Then, I'll have to trouble you …"
The young man hurriedly took off his robe and placed it by the stove before sitting down. At that moment, the old lady hurriedly brought over a cup of hot tea.
"Come, it must be very cold. Hey, you're a young man, why are you going out in this weather?"
"Hahaha, I don't really understand this …"
"The morning glow does not go out, but the sunset glow travels a thousand miles. Young man, you should remember this and be more careful."
"Yes, thank you for your guidance, old lady."
The young scholar rubbed his hands and nodded to the old lady with a smile. However, when he saw the old lady's face clearly, the young scholar froze for a moment. After a while, he regained his smile.
Even though the young scholar had only appeared for an instant, the old man was not blind from old age. Naturally, he had also noticed it. But since the other party did not say anything, she naturally did not ask. She smiled and served the young scholar tea and some snacks to the guest. After that, she did not say anything else.
During this process, the old lady noticed that the young scholar looked at her several times. It was not the kind of look with bad intentions, but as if he had discovered something but could not say it directly. This made the old lady more or less uneasy. She felt that everything was normal and there was nothing wrong with her. So, the old lady thought for a moment, then looked at the young scholar with a smile.
"Scholar, is there something wrong with this old lady?"
"Huh?"
Faced with the old lady's question, the young scholar was obviously a little surprised and hurriedly waved his hand.
"No, no, no, that … I'm sorry, old lady, I really didn't mean to offend you …"
"Hehehe, it's fine, it's fine, but you kept looking at me just now … Is there something wrong?"
"Well …"
Hearing this, the young scholar hesitated for a moment, then suddenly sighed and looked at the old lady.
"Um … old lady, please don't be unhappy with what I said … Have you been … in trouble recently?"
"Trouble?"
Faced with the young scholar's question, the old lady was stunned for a moment, then nodded.
"Yes, some time ago, I accidentally fell in the field and broke my leg. I've been resting in bed for a long time …"
"Oh, I see …"
The young scholar nodded silently and did not speak again, as if he did not intend to continue this topic. But the old lady obviously would not let it end just like that.
"I say, young man, what's the matter?"
"Sigh … Well …"
Hearing the old lady's question, the young man sighed slightly, then looked at the old lady as if he had made up his mind.
"Old lady, I'll tell you the truth. Just now, I saw that you were surrounded by a demonic aura … I think you must have run into a demon recently!"
"Run into a demon?"
"Yes, this … I've also learned some knowledge in this field from my master, so I can see that … there's still a demonic aura lingering on you, old lady."
"How could there be a demon?"
Hearing this, the old lady stood up in fright, and the young scholar hurriedly stretched out his hand.
"Don't worry, old lady.
Don't worry, tell me, have you encountered anything strange recently? "
"If you want to talk about strange things …."
The old lady hesitated for a moment, then glanced at the back room and lowered her voice.
"There really are some strange things. Let me tell you, our eldest son went hunting in the mountains a few days ago, but when he came back, he went crazy for some reason. He said he didn't want to be a hunter anymore, and he even threw away all the belongings his father left him. Sigh, and now he only eats rice and vegetables all day. He doesn't go out at all. He locks himself in his room every day. I don't know what he's doing. Sigh … this old woman is also worried about him. Do you think … Young man, have you run into a demon? "
"This …."
The young scholar revealed a somewhat puzzled expression.
"This … I'm not sure … but if it's possible, I would like to meet your son. What do you think?"
(End of this chapter)
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