The Crazy Fatty
A bloody hole had been punched through the Great Pig's golden dragon body. Fresh blood poured out, but soon, the flesh around the wound wriggled and began to grow back. The Holy Beast of All Transformations had a very strong life force. Its entire body was surging with vitality. That attack just now was nothing to the Great Pig, but its power was very terrifying. It contained a mighty power of extreme Yang that seemed to be able to incinerate everything in the world. Ordinary people would not be able to withstand this power.
"This Ancient Dao Mirror should belong to that person from back then. I never thought that such a damaged piece of equipment would automatically protect its owner. Even the tiniest strand of energy it emits possesses such terrifying power. It seems like I have to obtain it no matter what."
The Great Pig's eyes glowed green as he drooled. He didn't care about the injuries on his body. It was as if it was worth it to pay any price for the mirror.
Xuanyuan felt goosebumps all over his body the moment that terrifying wisp of Qi was released. He was horrified. Seeing that The Great Pig was not going to let it go, he frowned and said,
"Damned pig, this mysterious Dao artefact has already become one with Peng Fei. You will not be able to take it away."
Xu Anyuan operated his True Eye. Through Peng Fei's Sea of Consciousness, he saw that this mysterious ancient mirror was closely connected to Peng Fei's Sea of Consciousness. Moreover, it would automatically protect its owner. There was no way to take it away.
This ancient mirror guarded Peng Fei's three spiritual and seven physical souls. Now, it was impossible to take out the treasures inside Peng Fei's seven physical souls unless he killed Peng Fei. However, Xuanyuan didn't want to do that.
"Now that things have come to this, there's no other way. Let's kill Peng Fei first. We must obtain this broken ancient mirror." A murderous glint flashed in the Great Pig's eyes. Although Peng Fei was as greedy as it was, it didn't appreciate Peng Fei.
"No! The Divine Fengshui Ancient Technique is one of the Nine Great Ancient Techniques in the world. Peng Fei has one of them. It's not easy for this ancient technique to be passed down. Even the ancient sages spent a lot of effort to pass down this ancient technique. It's even more difficult for Peng Fei to cultivate the Divine Fengshui Ancient Technique to this level. If I kill him and end the inheritance of the Divine Fengshui Ancient Technique, I'm afraid I'll be struck to death by the Great Tribulation one day! "
Xuanyuan stopped the Great Pig. There must be a limit to everything. Now that he had obtained enough benefits, he had to at least leave a way out for Peng Fei. In many cases, unless it was absolutely necessary, Xuanyuan didn't want to go too far.
"Bullsh * t, do you know what that ancient mirror is? I'm afraid if you knew, you'd want to kill this damn fatty too. You don't want me to kill him now because you don't understand the meaning of this ancient mirror. "The Great Pig obviously still wanted to kill Peng Fei and obtain the mysterious ancient mirror.
"Then tell me," said Xuanyuan.
"This ancient mirror is called the 'Yin Yang Divine Mirror'. It was created by the 'Yin Yang Dao Emperor', the first person to learn the Divine Fengshui Ancient Technique. He used the supreme Great Way of Yin and Yang to create a supreme dao item. It's almost like a god. If you can piece the remaining parts of the 'Yin Yang Divine Mirror' together, it'll be extremely powerful. The 'Yin Yang Dao Emperor' was a character from the Ancient Chaos Era. He was extremely powerful. It's said that he was formed by the condensation of innate Yin and Yang Qi. If you can get your hands on this' Yin Yang Divine Mirror ', even ordinary supreme dao items won't be a match for it. Even those suppressed eternal beings would be terrified by the' Yin Yang Dao Emperor '!"
As soon as he said this, Xuanyuan was shocked. What kind of power was this? No wonder the Great Pig wanted to kill Peng Fei no matter what. However, Xuanyuan still felt that it shouldn't be done.
He said, "Even so, I don't want to harm Peng Fei's life. Although he's greedy, he's not evil. It's better to not kill him. Let's go."
The Great Pig didn't expect Xuanyuan to reject it after knowing about it. He said angrily, "You're really crazy, kid.
"Kid, you're really crazy. Do you know the meaning of the Yin Yang God Mirror? Perhaps you can see through the Way of Life and Death from it. But if you can cultivate for a long time and turn your body into the Innate Yin and Yang Qi, then you'll no longer be a human and you'll be a god. The 'Yin Yang Dao Emperor' lived for countless years and finally disappeared from this world. His life and death are still a mystery. Now that we've seen the incomplete 'Yin Yang Divine Mirror', it's our opportunity. We have to seize this opportunity! "
"I'm not crazy. I need the complete 'Fengshui Ancient Divine Technique'. Currently, Peng Fei doesn't have the complete 'Fengshui Ancient Divine Technique' on him. What I've comprehended is only a part of it. What I've learned is still shallow. If someone can see the complete cultivation of the Nine Great Ancient Divine Techniques, he can become a god. If I kill Peng Fei, not only will I end the inheritance of the 'Fengshui Ancient Divine Technique', but I'll also cut off my path to becoming a god in the future. That's why Peng Fei has to live.
There's no need to say more! "Xuanyuan was very determined on this point. The Great Pig was so angry that he rolled his eyes and said,
"Right now, you've only obtained three supreme ancient techniques. You're already a lucky bastard. I wonder how many generations of good fortune you've accumulated. In this era, there's already no one who can compare to you. Now, you still want to obtain the other six? Not to mention whether you can learn them or not, even if you can find some clues, it's already a different matter. Back then, the 'Devouring the Great' only cultivated seven supreme ancient techniques. Other than the 'Flowing Moon Battle God Ancient Manual', most of the others were incomplete, let alone a kid like you. "
Xuanyuan shook his head and looked at the pig-headed emperor. He was very determined.
"This is my insistence, damned pig. Go. Don't go too far. You've already gained enough this time. Be content!"
The Great Pig had no other choice. His pair of green, lantern-like eyes could only stare at the mysterious ancient mirror in Peng Fei's sea of knowledge. He was drooling, but there was no way for him to take it away. This made the Great Pig's heart filled with hatred.
"Heavens, this is an existence that surpasses most of the supreme dao treasures. You actually let this damned fatty go just because you said so? If you fall into his hands, I'm afraid you'll lose your life. There'll be no good ending." The Great Pig howled miserably and cried for his parents. He was extremely indignant and angry at Xuanyuan.
"How can I fall into his hands? I'm going to find a place. After giving the Calabash Brothers the Seal of the Human Ruler, I'll see if I can find some other opportunities. It's said that there are many treasures overseas. I don't want to miss it. Now that all the major factions are attacking the 72 Pirates and 36 Divine Spirits, there might be a few who are heavily injured and slip through the net. I'm going to try and see if I can reap some benefits." Xuanyuan laughed and changed the topic.
The Great Pig rolled his eyes and said, "How about this, kid?
"Brat, how about this? We won't leave first. Let's see how this damn fatty will react after he wakes up. If he's angered to the point of Qi deviation, his mind will be in chaos, and he'll die from anger, then you better not stop me. At that time, he won't be able to blame me. He'll die from anger, and it'll be a waste if I don't take the treasures on him.
Xuanyuan thought about it and felt that it made sense. In fact, he also wanted to see how ugly this damned fatty's face would be after he realized that he had been tricked. He had to admit that this was indeed an extremely wonderful thing. With a wicked idea in his heart, Xuanyuan agreed.
"That's good. This damned fatty's attainments in Fengshui are extremely good. Let's stay away from him. It won't be good if he finds out. We can run, but if he finds out that 'Sakyamuni' is Xuanyuan, then I won't be able to get the supreme ancient technique in 'Samsara'. It'll be a great loss."
"Don't worry. My Restrictive Spell is unparalleled in this world. Even if I'm right in front of him, he won't be able to find out." The Great Pig wriggled his huge dragon body and brought Xuanyuan dozens of miles away from the isolated island. He set up a mysterious Restrictive Spell that enveloped him and Xuanyuan. No one could see anything strange from the outside. In the darkness, they watched Peng Fei.
After six hours, the damned fatty, Peng Fei, finally opened his eyes slowly. He held the back of his head with one hand and grimaced in pain.
When Xuanyuan saw this, he felt a little guilty. He wiped away a few unnecessary tears and sighed.
"Brother Peng, the ground is cold. Get up quickly …"
Clearly, Peng Fei couldn't have heard it. When Peng Fei stood up, a cold wind blew, and he couldn't help but shiver. He felt a cool breeze, and it was very refreshing. But when he looked down, he saw that he was completely naked, from top to bottom, except for the mottled hair at his crotch. Nothing else was left.
He was stunned at first, but then he came to his senses. His mouth was wide open and his face was almost distorted. He heard a heart-wrenching ghost howl.
"Ahhh …"
It was at this moment that Peng Fei realized that he had been set up. He had been stripped naked. Except for the treasures in his sea of consciousness, everything else had been stripped clean. Even his underwear and socks were not spared. He couldn't accept this fact.
When he thought of the hardships he had gone through and the treasures he had obtained from the tombs of countless Earthly Immortals, Heavenly Immortals, Imperial Lords, sages, and even Quasi-emperors, Great Emperors, and ancient sages, he blacked out and spat out a large mouthful of blood. He staggered a few times and the flesh on his body rippled.
"Ahhh …"
Peng Fei's distorted face let out a strange and eerie scream. He was so angry that he jumped on the spot. The lonely and soft bird also swayed to the rhythm of his jump. Every time he jumped, the entire island shook. Many living creatures were frightened. They saw smoke coming out of his ears, nostrils, eyes, and mouth. Smoke came out of his seven orifices …
The Three Corpses God jumped and smoke came out of his seven orifices. At this moment, everyone could feel how angry Peng Fei was.
The Great Pig, who was watching from afar, laughed when he saw this scene.
"Good, good. It's best if he dies from anger. Die from anger? Hmm, what is he doing? "
Xuanyuan was also very surprised to see Peng Fei running. He exclaimed,
"F * ck, he's running naked. This damned fatty is running naked!"
Peng Fei's fat body swayed as he carried his sad little bird and madly sprinted. With every step he took, a terrifying crack appeared on the ground. In the end, Peng Fei directly smashed into an ancient pine tree. That ancient pine tree that was eight hundred zhang tall and a hundred zhang thick was directly smashed into pieces by Peng Fei. Wood splinters flew everywhere, and with a bang, the ancient pine tree fell.
"Motherf * cker, what sin have I committed? Which deity or Buddha have I offended? How dare they torture me like this and take away all my savings? They might as well kill me directly. This is simply asking for my life!"
"I worked hard for decades, only to return to when I was born in one night. This is too wicked. F * ck, f * ck your whole family …"
Looking at Peng Fei howling in pain, Xuanyuan couldn't help but laugh. The pig-headed emperor laughed out loud, holding his belly.
"Serves you right, damned fatty. Hurry up and die of anger. Here we go again. Running naked, running naked again …"
Peng Fei swayed the fat on his body, and started to run again. This time, he crashed into a mountain rock that was ten feet high. A loud bang was heard, and the huge mountain rock was smashed into pieces by his head. It was too horrible to look at, and only a white mark was left on his forehead. How hard was this damn fatty's head?
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Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh … "Peng Fei was so angry that he wanted to go crazy. He directly knelt on the ground and howled like a ghost. In the sky, under the cold moonlight, a naked fatty was howling like a ghost on an isolated island. It had to be said that this was a miraculous sight that only appeared once in a million years.
Peng Fei howled at the sky.
"F * ck that unscrupulous Buddha. Which damned bastard robbed me …"
Peng Fei howled miserably. He raised his hand and fiercely slapped his own face. Only a crisp slap could be heard. Peng Fei's slap was vicious. It was as if he was slapping someone else's face.
"Tsk tsk, I didn't expect this damned fatty to have a tendency to self-abuse. Hit him hard. Once, twice, thrice …" The Great Pig had a smirk on his face as he listened to the sound of Peng Fei's slaps.
"After working hard for decades, he returned to his birth in one night. He's going crazy …" Xuanyuan sighed. At this moment, he was very sympathetic to Peng Fei. Although he was the instigator, he was still willing to show some sympathy.
Not long after, Peng Fei's face was slapped into a pig's head, and his whole body fell to the ground. He continued to slap himself fiercely, and kept yelling until his voice was hoarse.
The veins on his forehead bulged and several blood vessels burst all over his body. He spat out a few arrows of blood. Each drop of blood contained extremely terrifying power. The ancient pine trees were smashed, the fertile soil under his feet caved in, and the sturdy mountain rocks were smashed.
"F * ck you …" Peng Fei roared hoarsely and spat out another mouthful of blood.
Peng Fei, who had fallen to the ground, suddenly stood up again. He hammered his chest in a very neurotic manner. It was as if he was beating a drum. Xuanyuan could not bear to watch anymore.
The pig-headed emperor looked on happily, then started to count in a very irritating manner.
"One, two, three …"
"How pitiful …" Xuanyuan looked at Peng Fei's miserable appearance and shook his head.
"If only you hadn't come after me. This wouldn't have happened. I'm so kind …"
"Harder, harder. Hurry up and beat yourself to death." The Great Pig could not wait for Peng Fei to beat him to death so that he could take the 'Yin-Yang Divine Mirror' from him. This was the Great Pig's dream.
After hammering for a long time, Peng Fei suddenly laughed maniacally.
"Hahaha, hahahaha …"
Xuanyuan was stunned and murmured to himself,
He muttered to himself, "Could it be that this damn fatty really can't take this kind of blow and is really going to go crazy?"
"I'll ride the wind and fly naked in the sky. I'll pee in the wind. Hahaha …" Peng Fei rose into the air. He was naked. He roared and held his bird in his hand. He really peed. The sparkling water sprayed into the sky and was blown back by the wind.
The Great Pig was dumbfounded. He shouted excitedly, "He peed, he really peed.
"He peed, he really peed. F * ck, he even drenched himself. The stench of urine can be smelled from dozens of miles away. This damn fatty is really not a normal kind of dirty …"
Xuanyuan was speechless. Could it be that the damn fatty Peng Fei had really gone crazy? Peng Fei was like the wind and ink. He looked up and laughed.
"Drenched in holy water and baptized by the Great Dao, I'll soar to heaven and become a god and a saint. I'll be invincible in the world and no one can compare to me. From then on, I'll be invincible …"
As soon as he finished speaking, Peng Fei spat out a mouthful of blood. His eyes rolled back and he fell from the sky. With a loud bang, Peng Fei smashed a human-shaped pit on the island. His hands and feet twitched a few times and blood kept flowing from his mouth. Then, the vitality in his body gradually dissipated.
The corner of Xuanyuan's eye twitched. He was shocked.
"How could this happen? With this damn fatty's temperament, there's no way he couldn't withstand such a blow. He still has a world-shocking Dao item like the 'Yin-Yang Divine Mirror'. There's hope in life …"
When the pig-headed emperor saw this, he laughed out loud.
"Kid, you can't blame me. This damn fatty died because of his arrogance. The 'Yin-Yang Divine Mirror' is mine."
Almost at the same time, the Great Pig rushed out of the restriction he had set up and flew toward Peng Fei. Just as the Great Pig was about to reach Peng Fei, the blood and Qi in Peng Fei's body boiled. A vertical eye opened between his brows and spat out a white aurora. It exuded the terrifying power of a supreme Dao item. The Great Pig could not dodge in time. His huge body was directly pierced through and was drenched in blood.
"F * ck, he's pretending to be dead." The Great Pig howled and grimaced in pain. He hurriedly used a secret technique and disappeared.
The corner of Xuanyuan's eye twitched. He knew that the damn fatty would not die so easily. He did not expect that the Great Pig would also be plotted against. He did not dare to stay any longer. He immediately disappeared into the void and escaped.
The damn fatty Peng Fei had already entered a state of madness. With the mysterious' Yin-Yang Divine Mirror 'on him, Xuanyuan did not want to put himself in danger. More importantly, he did not want his identity to be exposed …
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