A Pain in the Ass
The morning was wonderful.
The sun rose slowly from the east and shone its warm rays onto the ground through the gaps between the giant trees.
Xuanyuan's forehead was swollen. Last night, he had 'ambushed' Yin Zhenluo seventeen times in a row and was defeated. Every time Yin Zhenluo hit Xuanyuan's forehead, it was the reason why Xuanyuan's head was swollen.
Seeing Xuanyuan grimacing in pain, Yin Zhenluo was in a good mood. With her hands behind her back, her smooth shoulders and delicate collarbones gave people the impression that she was the most exquisite work of art in the world. She slowly walked a few steps, her white dress dragging on the ground, like a fairy from a painting. This scene made Xuanyuan a little mesmerized again.
Guxing, who was standing to the side, emitted a misty luster under the sun's illumination with its silver fur. Guxing opened its mouth and revealed its fangs, letting out a big yawn and rolling its eyes at Xuanyuan. It seemed that Xuanyuan had made it unable to sleep well last night.
"Before I start cultivating, I would like to ask you something. What do you understand about the word 'fighting'?" Yin Zhenluo asked with a smile as she looked at Xuanyuan, whose eyes were wandering around her body.
Xuanyuan came back to his senses and blurted out.
"The word 'fighting' means fighting with people, fighting with the earth, and fighting with the heavens. It's an endless joy."
Yin Zhenluo's beautiful eyes suddenly emitted a strange glow. She did not expect Xuanyuan to give such an answer. She was a little surprised and happy at the same time. Perhaps her first disciple would be a genius in cultivation. As long as he had this determination, his cultivation would naturally yield twice the result with half the effort.
"Good, fighting with people, fighting with the earth, and fighting with the heavens. It's an endless joy. It seems that you are indeed suitable to walk on the path of cultivation. If you are like an ordinary person, working at sunrise and resting at sunset, only to have three meals and rest at sunset, you will never be free. When you die of old age, there will be no trace of you. That would be too much of a pity." Yin Zhenluo's words were as gentle as water, which made Xuanyuan enjoy it. However, when he heard this, Xuanyuan said indifferently,
"If it were me, I would probably die in the wilderness and feed the beasts in the forest. I'm afraid that no one would shed a few tears for me."
"Therefore, you can only focus on cultivation. Don't let me down." An indescribable throbbing flashed in Yin Zhenluo's eyes. Her jet-black hair fluttered in the wind, carrying an indescribable aura. Suddenly, Yin Zhenluo's jade-like hands shook and a strong wind breaking sound exploded, startling Xuanyuan.
"The strength of an ordinary person is at most one bull's strength. It is already rare and precious. On the path of fighting, the first realm is the Dou Zhe realm. When the Dou Zhe realm is cultivated to the peak, one can increase one's strength to the strength of nine bulls."
Hearing Yin Zhenluo begin to talk about cultivation, Xuanyuan was no longer stupid. He listened attentively and hurriedly asked:
"Then what realm is beyond the strength of nine bulls?"
"Then you are a fighter. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It is not easy for a normal person to train in the Dou Zhe realm. In this realm, one has to train one's skin thoroughly. There are pores on the skin, and those who do not train will have their pores clogged up, making it difficult for the spiritual energy between heaven and earth to merge into their bodies. When they grow old and pass their prime, they will gradually age and lose their vitality. However, if they train to the Dou Zhe realm, they will be able to slow down the aging process, strengthen their bodies and prolong their lives."
Yin Zhenluo knew that Xuanyuan was extremely confused about the path of cultivation, so she explained it in great detail.
Xuanyuan's comprehension ability was very good, so he immediately understood. Yin Zhenluo then continued:
"Only when your skin is completely transparent and can absorb the Spiritual Energy of Heaven and Earth can you step into the Dou Zhe realm and condense Battle Energy. However, if you want to cultivate, you must have magical means. Now, I will pass my Yin family's Heavenly Dragon Scale Forging Technique to you. Take a good look and see how much you can comprehend!"
With that, Yin Zhenluo took out an incomparably hard dragon scale. It was dazzling and covered in tiny, densely packed words.
After Xuanyuan received the golden dragon scale, he read its contents and began to circulate it. Suddenly, he felt as though there was an aura between heaven and earth breaking through his skin. There was a slight prickling sensation.
Yin Zhenluo did not expect Xuanyuan's comprehension ability to be so good. In less than an hour, he could already use the Heavenly Dragon Scale Forging Technique to communicate with the Spiritual Energy of Heaven and Earth and break through the pores in his skin.
"Beautiful Master, I can feel it already. My whole body is tingling. This is the feeling, right?" Xuanyuan felt very magical and said excitedly. "That's right.
This is the feeling. Since you are my first disciple, I can't mistreat you. This is' Dragon Scale Powder. 'It's very rare. Sprinkle it on your body and it will help you quickly break through the impurities in your pores. It will also leave a trace of the aura of the dragon scale on your skin. "Yin Zhenluo took out a jade bottle and threw it to Xuanyuan.
Xuanyuan caught the jade bottle and returned the golden dragon scale to Yin Zhenluo. Yin Zhenluo only shook her head and said, "Forget it.
"Forget it, I'll give it to you as a gift. It's not very useful to me, and this dragon scale can be sold for a lot of money. I can't teach you for a long time, but if you want to sell this dragon scale, remember to cross out the words on it."
Since it was useless to Yin Zhenluo, Xuanyuan naturally accepted it with a clear conscience. After all, it was only right for a master to give something to her disciple.
If Yin Zhenluo knew what Xuanyuan was thinking, she would probably be angry as well. Although the Heavenly Dragon Scale Forging Technique on the dragon scale was useless to her, the dragon scale's defense was still very good. Ordinary weapons couldn't break its defense at all. It was worth a lot.
Xuanyuan tucked the dragon scale into his chest like it was a treasure. Then he grabbed the jade bottle containing the dragon scale powder with a lewd smile on his face.
"Beautiful Master, can you apply it for me?"
Yin Zhenluo rolled her eyes. She didn't want to talk to Xuanyuan anymore.
"In your dreams. Apply it yourself."
Xuanyuan nodded and didn't mind. He immediately took off his clothes in front of Yin Zhenluo. Yin Zhenluo was forced to turn her head and body. Her beautiful face was a little red. After all, Yin Zhenluo was only two years older than Xuanyuan.
Xuanyuan looked at Yin Zhenluo's white silk dress that revealed her shoulders. It accentuated her long and slender neck. Xuanyuan swallowed hard and said, "You're so beautiful. You're so beautiful.
"Do I have to apply this to every part of my body?"
"Of course." Yin Zhenluo was annoyed. She scolded Xuanyuan inwardly, This guy is so shameless.
Completely naked, Xuanyuan sprinkled the dragon scale powder on his hands. His palms felt cool and comfortable. It was so comfortable that Xuanyuan moaned.
"Oh … oh … oh …"
"Just do it. Why are you moaning?" Yin Zhenluo scolded.
Hearing Yin Zhenluo's words, Xuanyuan went crazy. He moaned even louder and louder, "You're the one who's going to die.
"Um … ah … oh …"
Yin Zhenluo shivered. She didn't know what to say. Xuanyuan applied the powder all over his body. He looked down at his crotch. That was the only part he didn't apply.
He muttered, "The skin here should also be refined thoroughly. Oh, I'll just apply it."
Xuanyuan poured out some 'Dragon Scale Powder' on his hand and smeared it on his lower body. A cool and comfortable feeling spread throughout his body. Immediately, Xuanyuan moaned from the bottom of his heart.
"Ah … Oh … Ya Laodie … Ya Laodie …"
Hearing Xuanyuan moaning and mumbling a few words that she couldn't understand, Yin Zhenluo broke down more and more. She wanted to beat Xuanyuan to death.
"If you dare to shout again, you're dead." Yin Zhenluo's body trembled again as she warned.
Xuanyuan immediately shut his mouth. He quickly put on his clothes and sat on the ground with his legs crossed. He said with a sanctimonious look on his face, "Let's go.
"Master, I'm done rubbing it. I'm going to start cultivating. Don't disturb me."
Yin Zhenluo turned her head and looked at Xuanyuan's serious expression. She was extremely angry, but after glaring at Xuanyuan, she suddenly thought of something. Her peerless face smiled like a flower, indescribably brilliant, as if she was ready to watch a good show.
Xuanyuan had his eyes closed, so he naturally couldn't see Yin Zhenluo's wonderful expression clearly. He circulated the 'Heavenly Dragon Scale Refining Art' in his heart and felt the pores on his skin open and close. A lot of Heaven and Earth Spirit Qi rushed towards him, and an intense pain spread throughout Xuanyuan's entire body.
Xuanyuan only felt that the pores on his body were being torn open one by one, as if they were being pricked by needles.
Yin Zhenluo didn't expect that Xuanyuan would be so unyielding. Although the 'Dragon Scale Powder' had a supportive effect, he had to endure the pain as if he was being pricked by needles. She had experienced it when she was young, and at that time, she had to grit her teeth to not cry out. But now, Xuanyuan didn't even make a sound. It was really commendable.
An hour passed.
As Xuanyuan circulated the 'Heavenly Dragon Scale Refining Art' from top to bottom, Xuanyuan's expression immediately darkened. He covered his lower body and twitched a few times before falling to the side and crying out in pain:
"Master, my balls hurt, my balls hurt so much, my balls hurt so much …"
Yin Zhenluo was instantly dumbfounded!
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