The drama of the Red Spirit Estate or the Blue Lava Estate had to be watched slowly. Chen Rui was not in a hurry. Taking advantage of the fine weather, he took his fiancée and a group of relatives and friends to the Yunze Mountain in the north for an outing.
Initially, Athena proposed to go to the Blue Lake, but Paglio simply hated the place where he sat for too long. He refused to go no matter what, so he chose the Yunze Mountain in the end.
Since the sheriff's residence had not yet been completed, Paglio, who stayed in the lower level of the arena all day, felt very uncomfortable. Although he often went out to the pubs to eat hot pot, he always felt uncomfortable. In contrast, Lomont's awareness was much higher. As long as Delia was there, this guy could surprisingly settle down. Or should I help a dead duck dragon find a female + magnetic spouse?
It was just that this dragon's taste seemed to be a bit special. It seemed to have beautiful hard scales, sharp and clean teeth, and so on. The heavy taste of spouse standards shocked several listeners.
However, it was not a waste to be able to find a beautiful place with a few close friends to gather together and talk about romance (in fact, it was arguing and scolding).
Isn't life boring if it's too tense all the time?
Seeing the scene of everyone drinking happily, Chen Rui only felt that his mood was particularly peaceful as if he returned to the days when he took his girlfriend and a few buddies out for a barbecue outing in college. He couldn't help but smile.
Compared to his lover Athena, his contract partner Paglio, and his servant Dodo, Lomont and Delia were also included in the list of partners. The relationship between people was wonderful. Sometimes, there was no need for any special reason or explanation for congenial feelings.
Although the wife-con guy looked unreliable and unreliable, he was a ruthless character who could really do anything for his friends. He was definitely not a villain like Casillas who would stab his friends in the back.
"I say, Lord Uncle, when will your roast meat be ready? If you don't win me over now, how can you pursue my charming aunt in the future? " Lomont picked the shredded meat between his teeth. Obviously, the dozens of barbecue just now were not enough to fill this gluttonous appetite. Could it be that the < Analytical Eyes > is wrong? This guy is actually a Gluttonous Royal Family?
Chen Rui shook his head and withdrew the positive evaluation of this guy in his mind just now. This guy clearly had the word "shameless" written in bold and black eye-catching font on his face. Since the last time he teased him to accompany him to the capital to be his uncle, Lomont really got into a fight. He would sow discord in front of Athena from time to time.
Although Athena said more than once that she could tolerate Chen Rui's harem adding a noblewoman, little princess and a succubus maid, it was one thing to say and another to do. Moreover, this silly girl's favorability towards Isabella who used voodoo on Chen Rui was negative. She would never allow her man to be hooked up with such a woman! She would never allow her man to be hooked up with such a woman! Even if she could be Lomont's aunt!
Sure enough, as soon as Lomont finished his words, the uncle felt a pain in his waist almost reflexively. He was pinched by Athena a little. His poor muscles were twisting 360 degrees. It was so painful that he gritted his teeth. He wished he could sprinkle poison on the barbecue and poison the b * stard who ate his food and still had a dirty mouth.
Just as this painful but especially enjoyable outing was going on, two tri-horned rhinos came rumbling over. After the bus stopped, two people jumped down from it and walked over in an aggressive manner.
Seeing the leader, Chen Rui's heart tightened. The other party was obviously coming for him.
In terms of making a move, even if Jía came in person, he could rest easy with Paglio around. The problem was that the other party didn't come to make a move at all, so Paglio could only be a decoration.
Number of enemies: 2 people in uniform.
Mini boss: 1 loli in princess attire.
Minion: 1 siren in maid attire.
"Chen Rui! I've been looking for you for a long time, and you're actually enjoying yourself here alone! " The little loli was obviously unhappy as if this human owed the princess tens of millions of black crystal coins.
Alone? Is your math worse than Dodo's? Chen Rui stood up helplessly, but Athena was much faster than him. She greeted, "Alice!"
As soon as the little loli saw Athena, her stern face suddenly burst into a bright smile, making Chen Rui believe that the Lucifer Family's bloodline talent had another chameleon skill.
"Athena, you don't mind me disturbing you, right?"
"Why would I? Come on, this barbecue is for you. " In Athena's heart, Alice's position and Delia's were equal. These good friends were all here, so it was better to have one more.
"Are these … all your friends?" Alice looked curiously at the unfamiliar faces around her. They didn't seem to be from the Dark Moon City. Their reactions were very dull. Otherwise, who wouldn't be respectful to her, the little princess?
Athena nodded. When Alice heard that they were friends, she bowed to everyone generously, "Everyone can just call me Alice. Can Kia and I join you?"
I can tell that the little loli is actually a good master. She even got together with Kia, but … it seems that Kia's real master is barbecuing.
Chen Rui rushed to introduce, "These are Athena's good friends from the Warlock Fortress. They just arrived at the Dark Moon recently. This is Paglio, this is Nicole, and this bastard is called Lennon. This is the Dark Moon Lord, Princess Jía's sister, little princess Alice. That … is Kia. "
"Drink this bottle of wine, and you'll be in our group." Paglio didn't forget the little princess who "fainted" Chen Rui with a stick and kissed him forcefully by the blue lake. He smiled and threw a bottle of wine over.
Alice's eyes were bright. She immediately noticed that this criminal gang named "Athena's Friends" was vaguely led by Paglio. She smiled and took the bottle of wine, "Thank you, Big Brother Paglio!"
Paglio grinned and didn't comment on this title. In fact, Alice liked this kind of atmosphere. The little loli was a very sensitive little girl. She had seen too much hypocrisy and fear. Naturally, she could feel that these people really didn't care about her identity.
The little loli had been protected and controlled by her workaholic sister for a long time. She had always envied the small circle of peers who had no scruples. Now, besides Athena, she had so many friends who didn't care about her identity. She was naturally excited. She didn't care about the strangers' food and other instructions. She took it and drank it.
Chen Rui quickly got up to stop her, "Little princess, you can't drink!"
This isn't the family banquet in the palace. If the little loli goes back drunk and is seen by her sister, won't she find the culprit and ask him for a crime similar to abduction and instigation?
Alice's eyes widened as if she was about to show her power. Suddenly, she thought that she couldn't be too arrogant in front of these new friends. Her widened eyes instantly became watery and flashed, "Actually … today is my birthday. Can't you even satisfy this little wish …"
Athena, who was next to her, was taken aback, "Little princess, your birthday …"
Alice hugged Athena. Her body trembled slightly, and she obviously sobbed, "Athena, you know, my sister hasn't remembered my birthday for three years …"
Athena's eyes became soft. She patted the little loli's back and said to Chen Rui, "Little princess is right. Princess Royal Highness is too busy. Let her be happy."
Chen Rui thought of his own birthday where he had "three people together" many times, and he was a little sad. He nodded and said, "Well, just this time."
As Athena said, let her be happy for once today.
Alice's eyes lit up while holding Athena. Her sobs immediately turned into cheers. She jumped three feet high, opened the cork, and drank half of the bottle of wine in one breath. Lomont immediately applauded, and Paglio also raised the bottle.
Under the instigation of the two unscrupulous drunkards, Alice raised her head again, and the bottle was turned upside down. Although the alcohol content of this fruit wine was not very high, the aftereffect was particularly strong. Soon, Alice's face became red. Looking at the empty bottles on the ground, Chen Rui was a little speechless at the loli's alcohol tolerance.
These abominable instigators, when they are questioned by Princess Royal, I will definitely be the scapegoat … Chen Rui shook his head speechlessly.
With her cute appearance and good alcohol tolerance, as well as her incessant calling brother and sister, Alice quickly integrated into the small circle and got along well. On the other hand, Kia seemed abnormally submissive. She didn't say a word, and she just helped Chen Rui like a truly loyal and honest maid.
"What is this? Such a cute demonic beast! "The loli, who was in a good mood, felt that everything was cute. She threw a piece of barbecue to Dodo. Dodo was secretly warned by his master not to reveal his power without authorization, but he naturally didn't refuse food. He swallowed it in one gulp. Then, the little loli threw more vigorously, and she also threw a bottle of wine over.
This made Sir Dodo, who had been acting as a waiter and could only drink secretly, moved to tears. As a Demon King-level demonic beast, under the bribe of a bottle of wine, he began to flatter the beautiful and moving Princess Royal Highness without any moral integrity. The little loli, who was already a little drunk, laughed out loud.
Chen Rui thought for a while and took out a strange magic item. This was made after he specially consulted Master Xingxing. Its function was — baking.
That's right, it's baking.
Fire magic circle plus temperature control … a bunch of messy things. As a result, this Demon Realm Bake Off was made.
After Master Xingxing learned the function of this painstakingly designed item, he almost grabbed Chen Rui and made him try this boring thing with his head. However, as a transmigrator, someone knocked down the dark goblin master with just a few words.
The real mechanic skill is not to destroy life, but to benefit life!
This is the true meaning of mechanics!
For example, the most widely used magic lamp at present was invented by the mechanic grand master Martini 70,000 years ago. It looked simple, but it could be passed down through the ages! As the saying goes, the upright may be bent, the clever may be clumsy. Just when the dark goblin master and the dark elf master were deep in thought, Chen Rui once again threw a bombshell: His "teacher" once had such an idea. He designed a vehicle propelled by magic that could be used by all ordinary people; he designed an item to wash clothes with magic …
Instead of making weapons for killing and fighting, why not use mechanics to benefit future generations? The two top masters were fooled. In fact, Chen Rui's purpose was very simple. It was to make a cake for Athena to taste, but he didn't expect that these remarks would become the fuse that ignited the Demon Realm's "Industrial Revolution" in the future.
Well, back to the topic. After using the powder of special crops to ferment and baking at the right temperature, a simple cake was ready.
In fact, the baking machine had been out for less than 3 days. Chen Rui had been secretly experimenting with the effect to give Athena a surprise. After failing N times, Chen Rui finally succeeded in making the baking machine recognize him as the owner and successfully mastered the heat.
The aroma attracted the attention of everyone including Athena. After the golden cake was baked, Chen Rui mixed fresh milk with a special Demon Realm plant, white oil flower. Then, he used the prepared homemade flower embosser to squeeze out simple patterns and words on the cake.
"Alice … Happy … Birthday." The nephew on the side read it out, and everyone understood.
Alice's face became redder with excitement. She had been coveting this delicious thing for a long time. She was thinking about how to rush up and grab a large piece for herself, but she didn't expect that it was prepared for her.
"Princess Alice, how old are you this year?"
"Rude guy, don't you know that a woman's age can't be casually asked?" Alice glanced contemptuously at the questioner, Chen Rui. She confidently classified herself as a "woman" instead of a girl.
Chen Rui shook his head and said, "Unfortunately, this birthday cake is not perfect. Let's forget about the important ceremony later."
"That …" When Alice heard that it was related to this "cake" called the naming birthday and the important ceremony, she was shy for a while and gently rubbed the corner of her skirt, "I was 13 last year."
Who asked you last year? Chen Rui was speechless. Forget it, isn't it just 14? A standard little loli.
After inserting 14 combustible plants similar to candles, the little loli made a wish in a low voice. Then, she followed Chen Rui's routine and blew it in one breath. Not only did the 14 "candles" go out in response, but at the same time, the soft Demon Realm version of cream was very gently blown to the cheapskate nephew on the opposite side, sticking to his face. Obviously, the cheapskate uncle did it on purpose.
Next was the cake sharing session of "happiness is multiplication". Seeing everyone sharing the birthday cake that she cut with her own hands with a smile, Alice's eyes suddenly became a little red.
Chen Rui saw that the little loli was a little emotional, and he remembered that he seemed to have forgotten to sing the birthday song, so he simply made a prize guessing game of "5 children divide the cake equally with 3 slashes". However, the answers were naturally different in different dimensions. There was no lack of strange things, and the result was naturally everyone had a prize. In contrast, the original answer and the parody answer of "kill a child with a slash and then cut it in a cross shape" were not presentable.
Under the hint of Athena's jealous eyes, Chen Rui shook his head. This righteous wife-to-be is now even jealous of the unreliable little loli. It seems that the harem road still has a long way to go. He quietly promised in her ear that the birthday cake would be better and have more patterns, only then did the real girlfriend show a sweet smile.
Lomont had the sharpest hearing. After eavesdropping on the private words of the young couple, he immediately took revenge by abusing the captain and cheapskate uncle for valuing a lover over a friend. He seemed to be holding on to the small matter.
Chen Rui simply recorded the birthdays of everyone present and promised to send a cake to everyone on their birthday. Only then did the public anger calm down. When asking Kia, the succubus maid who had been pretending to be submissive finally showed a rare look of shock.
"I have one too?"
Chen Rui nodded. It can barely be regarded as improving the welfare of the captive and maid. Although Princess Royal has special instructions and even gave me the sex tool Dark Will, I don't have time to bother with you now. After this [Refined Mind] … Hehe …
However, if I really follow Jía's intention … to talk about it "later", it's a bit too beastly … Forget it, I'll think about how to arrange or deal with this succubus later.
After a lot of noise, the outing that had been changed into a birthday party was coming to an end. The drunk Alice staggered to Chen Rui, and her breath full of alcohol went straight into his nostrils, "Brother Chen Rui, let me tell you a little secret. Today is actually … not my birthday."
Tsk! I knew it just now! Chen Rui curled his lips disapprovingly: Finally, this little girl still has a little conscience. She truthfully confessed the facts of the crime. However, the whistleblower, Athena, also said that Alice did not have a happy birthday in the past few years.
Before Chen Rui came to the Dark Moon, Jía, who was shrouded by the estate affairs and the pressure of the capital, really did not have the time to take care of such a trivial matter like her sister's birthday. At most, she would send a gift or entrust Old Gauss to hold a small birthday party under the reminder of Old Gauss.
"However, I'm so happy. I've never been so happy … Can I still celebrate my real birthday like this next year?"
Chen Rui nodded, "Of course, I promise to make a more beautiful big cake for you."
"Thank you, brother …" Alice's body tilted and fell toward him. Just as Chen Rui hurriedly held her, the cute red shoes tiptoed, and the lovely face full of alcohol approached Chen Rui's face. She actually kissed him.
The little princess of the Dark Moon kissed the sheriff in front of the sheriff's girlfriend and friend, as well as everyone present.
After the kiss, the little loli's drunkenness took effect. She finally couldn't hold it anymore and fell asleep in Chen Rui's arms.
At this moment, Chen Rui felt that all eyes were focused on him from all directions. He wanted to cry but had no tears: What is this? Flirting with alcohol? I'm actually kissed by this loli in public again?
Wait, the word "again" was used well. From Paglio's playful eyes, the dead duck dragon must have thought of the last sneak stick incident. Fortunately, he didn't do the disgusting act of pinching his nose and calling him brother.
Chen Rui glanced at Lomont, who looked indignant (but more jealous), and Delia, who frowned and said nothing. Then, he glanced at Athena, who looked weird. He shuddered. No way! I must shut the mouth of a certain dragon … I must not let Athena know about that!
Finally, someone who ignored Dodo directly fixed his eyes on Kia's face, who was a little stunned.
What's that expression? As if she discovered some major secret … or lesbian love?
The problem is that there's nothing between me and this little princess at all … I can't clear my name even if I jump into the Yellow River now.
Chen Rui's feeling of wanting to cry became even stronger: Should I kill this maid? That's too ruthless.
Forget it, in the future … I'll think about that later.
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