The old turtle turned into an old man.
He looked at Chen Zhao's bruised body.
"Did you experience a meat grinder?"
"Why would you think someone would experience a meat grinder?"
Chen Zhao rolled his eyes. The old turtle's hobbies were a bit too broad.
"Did you bring what I wanted?"
"No. I was dragged onto a helicopter as soon as I left the River Map."
"I've seen helicopters on TV. I really want to experience one."
"Don't ask me to get you a helicopter. I can't get one."
"How about you get me a remote-controlled plane?"
Chen Zhao: "…"
The old turtle was really too empty.
"Whatever. I'll go to the supermarket later."
"Maybe the supermarket."
"Do you want me to open a supermarket for you?"
"Sure."
"F * ck off."
Even if he opened a supermarket here, he would not be able to afford it.
Was it rare for him to shop at the supermarket by himself and pay the bills by himself?
Chen Zhao applied the ointment on himself and lay down.
He was too tired. Really, really tired.
He needed a good rest now.
After sleeping for who knew how long, Chen Zhao heard the sounds of fighting.
When he did, he saw two old turtles, one black and one white, fighting each other.
You punched, I kicked. The fight was really intense.
"Uh …"
Where did these two old turtles come from?
Had they been holding it in for too long and turned dark? Was there a second negative emotion?
Two old turtles attacking each other?
Chen Zhao imagined it in his head.
"Stop fighting, stop fighting. This mortal is awake."
With that, the two old turtles merged into one.
"What happened just now?"
"Oh, when I'm bored, I fight with myself. I use cloning."
This old man was really bored to the extreme.
He could even think of such a method to get rid of boredom.
"Can I learn it?"
"Nope. Humans can't learn this."
Chen Zhao sighed inwardly. It'd be awesome if he could learn it.
"Do you have any immortal spells?"
"No. Everything I know is an instinctive talent."
Chen Zhao was very frustrated. You're an old monster with tens of millions of years of cultivation.
Can't you improve a little?
For example, researching some kind of heaven-defying cultivation technique?
What an impractical grandpa.
What was the use of an old man who only knew how to fight with himself?
"How many doppelgangers can you create?"
"As many as you want."
"Then why don't you get two armies to fight each other?"
"Hey, this is a good idea. Why didn't I think of it before?"
Chen Zhao watched as the Old Turtle split into 100,000 in the blink of an eye, also divided into white and black sides.
Then, without saying a word, they started fighting.
Chen Zhao sat on the side and watched them fight.
Moreover, it was a fight to the death.
What did it feel like to see 100,000 white-haired old men fighting in a group fight?
An old man in black was lying in front of Chen Zhao. Chen Zhao wanted to help him up.
In the end, an old man in white came over and crushed them like Mount Tai.
Chen Zhao pulled over an Old Turtle clone.
"Old Turtle, other than this Doppelganger, can you disguise yourself as someone else?"
"Yes, for what?"
"Why don't you become Si Jiali from the Women's Federation? A hundred thousand Si Jiali fighting is more interesting."
"If I use transformation, I can't use Doppelganger. If I use Doppelganger, I can't use Doppelganger. Ah …"
After fighting for a few hours, the 100,000 doppelgangers were all dead.
"Phew, it feels so good to fight."
"Old Turtle, turn into Si Jiali."
"Okay, change."
"Whatever, I'll change back."
"What? You don't like it? Or I don't look like her? "
"Your head looks like it." Chen Zhao sighed. "If you're too lazy to change your body, then forget it. At least get rid of your beard. Do you know that you destroyed my perfect impression of her?"
While Chen Zhao was recovering, the Old Turtle helped him kill some boredom.
Chen Zhao stayed in the River Map for ten days. In reality, only ten minutes had passed.
…
Splash —
Fali was woken up by the loud sound of waves.
She got up and walked to the balcony. She saw huge waves in the lake.
There was also a figure swimming on the surface.
"Chen, are you back?"
Chen Zhao climbed onto the shore. He had just thrown the Old Turtle's internal alchemy into the lake.
Due to the weight of the internal alchemy, part of it had sunk into the mud.
Because of the depth of the lake, the top part of the internal alchemy was only a dozen centimeters above the surface.
It looked like a small island in the middle of the lake.
The internal alchemy would continuously improve the surrounding environment and Spiritual Qi.
Chen Zhao returned home and returned his clothes. The underlings quickly picked them up.
These Inferior Demons could really go to the main hall and cook in the kitchen.
Apart from not being able to see the light, they had no flaws.
For Fali, it might only be a day.
But for Chen Zhao, it had been more than ten days since he last saw Fali.
"Fali, I miss you."
Fali could feel that Chen Zhao was especially passionate today.
It was even hotter than usual. Fali tried her best to cooperate with Chen Zhao.
After a few rounds, Fali couldn't take it anymore.
But Chen Zhao's desire was still high.
"Darling, let me rest for a while … Just a while …"
Chen Zhao couldn't hold it in, but looking at the exhausted Fali, he could only give up.
The next day, Chen Zhao woke up in high spirits.
Fali was still lying on the bed. Last night had been tough for her.
She couldn't withstand Chen Zhao's wild attacks at all.
After lying down for another half an hour, Fali hurried to work.
Chen Zhao went to the supermarket to shop.
Old Turtle wanted a lot of things. Some weren't available in the supermarket, so he had to order them online.
For example, the motorized generator. It was a small one, but the supermarket didn't have it either.
Because he bought a lot, the supermarket delivered them for free.
All the employees knew where Chen Zhao lived.
They also knew that Chen Zhao was the richest person in Mountain Town.
The female employees of the supermarket kept winking at him.
After walking out of the supermarket, Chen Zhao received a call from Sienna.
"Chen, are you busy right now?"
"No. What's up?"
"Do you remember the Supernatural Security Team that Movich Tutas built up?"
"Yeah, I remember. You also said that Chris is in charge of training their escape skills."
"They seem to be a bit arrogant. They think they can handle any situation. Can you come and teach them a lesson?"
"What do you want me to do?"
"Have them stay in the hospital for a week."
"You want me to beat them up?"
"It's best if you don't use your power. After all, they're facing a supernatural incident, so I hope that it'll be supernatural power that attacks them."
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