Chen Zhao lifted the Shar Pei. "I heard that some people will have auditory hallucinations after flying. It's probably me."
"Human, you're insulting a Lord of Hell. Do you know what that means?"
"Do you know that Chinese have more than a hundred ways to cook dog meat?" Chen Zhao wasn't scared at all, mainly because he hadn't figured it out yet.
"Human, you can't do this. You summoned me."
"I summoned you? Did I summon you? " Chen Zhao slowly put down the Shar Pei that called itself the Lord of Hell. His mind was in a mess right now. No, it was very messy.
"Yes, I'm the subordinate of the King of Gluttony, Beelzebub Vito."
"How did I summon you?" Chen Zhao asked.
"How would I know?"
"Shouldn't there be a sacrifice or something to summon a demon? What kind of ritual did I do? "
"I don't know. Anyway, I felt your sign, so I descended."
"Then what can you do for me?"
"You should say what you need me to do for you."
Chen Zhao didn't understand how Beelzebub had appeared.
However, he wanted to know more about the purpose of summoning this talking Shar Pei.
"I want money, a lot of money." Chen Zhao made a very vulgar request.
"Please, I'm the subordinate of the King of Gluttony, not the King of Greed, Mammon. I don't do such vulgar things."
"Then how do I summon Mammon's subordinate?" Chen Zhao was interested in this question again.
"I don't even know why I was summoned by you. You're asking me how to summon other demon kings as subordinates. Do you think I know?"
"Then how do I send you back?"
"Food. I want food. Satisfy my desire."
Chen Zhao called room service. "Ethan, get me some food."
A while later, Ethan brought some food. It was a few homemade burgers. "Ten dollars. Thank you for your patronage."
But when Ethan saw Beelzebub, he said, "My hotel doesn't allow pets."
"I'll find a place to bury it later. Then I'll call the animal protection society and tell them that you tortured and killed a pet dog."
"Fine, I'm joking." Ethan was an American who bullied the weak and feared the strong.
…
"You should be more friendly to me. I am your summoned demon. There is a contract between us."
"I suddenly feel that if I kill you, I might be able to get a more useful demon."
"You will be punished, you evil human."
"Alright, eat your fill and then scram back to hell. Otherwise, I won't be able to stop myself from turning you into dog meat hotpot."
"Human food is the only thing I miss about the human world." Beelzebub finished the burger in one bite. "Unfortunately, I'm too small. Two is my limit."
"Are all demons so small?"
"It's just that my projection can only appear in this form. Damn it, can you please become stronger the next time you summon me? Let me have a bigger body. "
"Does this have anything to do with me?"
"Of course, the more powerful you are, the bigger my body you can summon will be."
"I should be glad that I'm weak. Otherwise, I'm afraid that my wealth wouldn't be able to satisfy your appetite."
"See you next time then."
"No, never." Chen Zhao didn't hide his disgust at all.
Beelzebub slowly disappeared right before Chen Zhao's eyes.
Chen Zhao also filled his stomach. He was hungry too.
Suddenly, Chen Zhao remembered that before Beelzebub appeared, he had seen the food in Ethan's hands and felt hungry.
Then, the next moment, Beelzebub appeared. Could it be because of this?
"Appetite?" Chen Zhao looked at the burger on the table, but he was imagining the Manchu Han Imperial Feast in his mind.
Gulp —
The familiar small body appeared again. Beelzebub looked at Chen Zhao with a sad expression.
"Didn't you say never to see me again? Why did you summon me again? "
"I'm just trying. There are still burgers on the table. Eat them and scram."
"I can't. I haven't digested what I just ate."
"So troublesome. I still need to try summoning other demons."
"If you allow me to use my ability, I can speed up the digestion."
"Go ahead."
Gulp —
Just then, Chen Zhao suddenly felt very hungry. Very, very hungry … The feeling was ten times stronger than before.
Chen Zhao immediately picked up a burger and wolfed it down.
"Still hungry … Strange, what's going on?"
Chen Zhao suddenly looked at Beelzebub. "You did it?"
"You promised me to use my ability." Beelzebub narrowed his eyes. He seemed to be a bit scared of Chen Zhao.
"This ability is so useless." Chen Zhao pursed his lips. "It's not practical at all."
"If the projection you summon is strong enough, I can make a person die from overeating."
"I'm a doctor, not a killer. My job is to save people, not kill … Also … your ability can only make me eat one more burger."
"You're too weak, you pathetic human."
"I feel like I can eat another dog meat hotpot now!"
"Human, we have a contract."
"And then? If I eat you, what will happen to me? Will I die? Or become a demon? "
"You … you will …" Beelzebub didn't know what to do. "When I go back, I'll check the Demon Bible and tell you."
Clearly, this wasn't a demon who didn't do his homework.
"But you don't know what will happen, so you definitely won't dare to kill me, human." Beelzebub was quite good at guessing human nature.
"At the same time, you're under my control now, right?"
"Don't expect me to help you fulfill some impossible wishes."
"Come, roll on the ground three times."
"Human, are you challenging the dignity of a demon lord?"
"What kind of punishment will you receive for disobeying the summoner's order?"
One round, two rounds, three rounds …
"Good dog."
"I'm not a dog. I'm a demon! You despicable human. "
"Three more rounds."
One round, two rounds, three rounds.
"Let's make peace."
"You're scared after the second round? I thought demons would be more determined. "
"Actually, no. Our thoughts and concepts are essentially the same," Beelzebub said. "If we ignore the difference in species, the biggest difference between us is that we demons are more rational than you humans." Beelzebub said.
"Do you still know the concept of species?"
"Many people in the human world are in Hell. Actually, most of them."
"So, Hell should be more developed than the human world? After all, there are many geniuses in Hell. Also, after dying once, they shouldn't die again, right? "
"Actually, no. After their souls enter Hell, they will only remember part of what happened. The longer they stay, the lesser their memories will be. Therefore, we can only learn the general situation of the human world from them. However, it's clearly impossible to rely on those human geniuses to develop Hell. Moreover, we demons are more passionate about destruction than creation."
"Are there many people in the world who can summon demons like me?"
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