"An idiot is actually quite smart."
Wang Yijian spent more than an hour in the queue and came up with a brilliant conclusion.
He thought it would take him a lot of time to explain, but he didn't expect the idiot to understand it at first glance. He didn't look like an uneducated idiot at all.
At noon, in the cafeteria, Wang Yijian was looking at the face of the dark-faced idiot while holding a missing person notice. He couldn't help but sigh.
"Idiot, if you were a little fatter, a little whiter, I would be able to get the reward! Five million, my god, if I have five million, hehe, idiot, do you see that girl over there? One of the four most beautiful girls in the school, I will chase after her if I have five million, I will definitely get her in bed! "
The dark-faced idiot raised his confused eyes, and after a while, he said, "I know her."
Wang Yijian was surprised, "you know her? Damn, you idiot, how do you know her? "
The dark-faced idiot seemed to have a bad memory, he tried to think for a long time, and then said, "last night in the woods."
Wang Yijian's brain was like a revolutionary, he immediately slammed the table and shouted, "the woods you slept in last night? The legendary road to getting a master's degree? "
The dark-faced idiot didn't understand, so he shook his head.
Wang Yijian looked at the girl with a ponytail from head to toe and said in a lewd tone, "oh ~!"
"Idiot, tell me, what happened last night?"
The dark-faced idiot tried to think, then shook his head and said, "I don't remember."
"No way, brother, I call you brother, you don't remember what happened last night?" Wang Yijian didn't believe it and shouted, "are you going to tell me or not? Two big pieces of meat! "
"Five." The dark-faced idiot raised his head and said. It seemed that the fat meat was very attractive to him.
"Three!" Wang Yijian was distressed, a big piece of meat was 8 yuan!
"Four." The dark-faced idiot said seriously.
"Deal!" Wang Yijian took out a 50 yuan bill and shook it.
"Buy it first." The dark-faced idiot still said very seriously.
"You are so cruel!" Wang Yijian rushed out of his seat at the speed of Liu Xiang, rushed to the window and ordered four pieces of braised pork. But when he looked back, he suddenly became furious. That dark-faced fool actually took the opportunity when he was away and ate all the braised pork in his lunch box!
Wang Yijian put four steamed pork on the table with a straight face and said, "Tell me now."
The dark-faced fool "greedily" looked at the steamed pork, especially the fat part. He asked in a daze, "What did you say?"
"Still pretending!?" Wang Yijian tried his best to hold back his anger, but in his mind, he didn't want to argue with a fool.
"I don't remember." The black-faced fool snatched the box of fatty meat, wolfing it down as he ran outside.
Wang Yijian was dazed for a second, then he shouted angrily at Chu Yunsheng's back, "who the fuck says that you are a fool in the future, I will fight with him!"
…
The night covered the earth, dark clouds covered the cold light of the moon, the street lights in the university town were sparse, but they stubbornly drove away the darkness, only the small forest across the small lake was completely dark.
Wang Yijian would not come to find the dark-faced fool at this time, he was busy chatting with his roommates, but if he stood here at this time, he would definitely think that he was hallucinating.
Different from the daytime, the fool seemed to like the night very much, especially the dark place, it seemed to give him a familiar feeling.
He stood there quietly, on the shore of the lake, with every second that passed by, there was a fierce aura gathering around his body.
Occasionally, one or two mice passing by inadvertently broke in, and they immediately became silent, their hair stood on end, and they did not dare to make any sound.
In the distance, the lights in the teaching building and the library were gradually extinguished. Students came and went in groups of three to five with heavy books under their arms, chatting about the topics they were interested in, talking about the world, thinking about the future, and squandering their domineering youth …
The night was quiet, and the pedestrians were getting fewer and fewer.
A rustling sound of footsteps came from behind the black-faced fool, the unlucky mouse was finally freed, and it creaked out of the small forest.
"Thank you for not telling anyone."
A girl's voice full of fear faintly sounded behind the fool, everyone was a little afraid of a psychopath.
"I don't remember." The fool did not look back, he just looked at the lake and said confusedly.
"He said he would come again." The girl clenched her small fists, her white teeth bit her delicate cherry lips, and her whole body was trembling, even the ponytail behind her head was shaking.
"I don't know." The fool seemed to be absent-minded or confused.
The girl raised her head, her clear beautiful eyes were covered with a thin layer of mist, and said, "I am very scared, he said if I don't listen to him, he will tell others. I know I shouldn't be afraid of his threat, because things are not like that, but I don't know what to do."
"Like that?" The fool's voice seemed to come from another world.
The night wind carried with it the coldness of early winter, brushing against the girl's flawless jade neck, the cute hair under her hair suddenly shivered, her protruding breasts slightly moved up and down, as if she was enduring a great humiliation, and said, "He didn't succeed, you chased that person away."
"So what?" The fool raised his head and looked at the black hole in the sky, and said coldly.
The girl hugged the huge book in her hands, almost crying, and said, "You are the only one who can prove my innocence."
"Is there any use?" The fool's voice was still cold and full of coldness.
The girl was startled, thinking that he should be an idiot, but how many people would believe the words of an idiot? What if that bad guy spread the news? Call the police?
Thinking about this, the girl could not control herself anymore, she hugged the book and slowly squatted down, crying quietly.
"The sky is getting dark!" The fool seemed to sigh.
"What?" The girl's beautiful eyelashes were stained with crystal clear tears, she raised her head and said.
"They are coming!" The fool's killing intent was overflowing.
"Who are they?" The girl shivered, and unconsciously asked.
"Everyone will die!" The fool said coldly.
"What are you talking about? I don't understand. "The girl was scared, she vigilantly held the thick book in her hands, and was ready to leave at any time.
"Run!" The fool waved his arms loudly and said.
The girl jumped up, and with a scream, she threw away the book in her hands, and ran without caring about anything else. A black ponytail kept bouncing in the small forest.
The fool's loud laughter came from behind, as if his prank had succeeded. The girl angrily stamped her feet, but there was nothing she could do. Who would be angry with an idiot?
*****
Time passed day by day, the fool went to the library every morning to get a seat to earn a day's food expenses. Sometimes, if it was not enough, he would still go to the cafeteria to pick up leftovers. Then, he would go back to the 311th floor and stubbornly call 203 every day. After a long time, he actually became familiar with the little girls on the 311th floor. The tank aunties no longer had a fierce face, instead, they became kind. Whenever they talked about the poor fool eating leftovers in the cafeteria, they would often win a few tears from the other aunties.
Since the fool did not belong to the harmful category of animals, when the little girls often saw him, they would also tease him.
"Idiot, did you go to the third floor today?"
"Idiot, I have meat, do you want to eat it?"
"Idiot, are you helping Wang Yijian to get a seat again?"
"Idiot, go and buy something for me, oh, sanitary napkins!"
…
Wang Yijian became famous. He didn't expect that he would be famous among the girls in this way. Many girls hadn't even seen him before, but they knew that he existed, just because he was a fool's employer.
The fool also became famous. In the short span of ten days, he became the most famous person in the 311th floor area. There were many versions of his story, but the most famous one was that the fool might have had some kind of relationship with a girl who used to live in Room 203 on the 311th floor. Because of this, he went crazy. However, this rumor had never been confirmed.
The fool said that he had lost something here, something very, very important. When the little girls on the 311th floor were bored, they helped him look for it, but naturally, they could not find anything. That was because the fool would never be able to tell what he had lost.
The fool also became a topic of conversation, and he became a typical teaching material for those little girls to teach their boyfriends.
"If you are half as honest as the fool, do you think I will believe you?"
"Even the fool knows how to shout room 203 every day. You only persisted for a few days, and now you want to slack off?"
"The fool is diligent, he is not as lazy as you!"
"The fool is not lecherous at all, really, our dormitory once made a bet, and we sent Xiao Miao down to test it."
"The fool can perform magic, can you? You are so ignorant, you can't even compare with the fool! "
…
While the boys hated the fool, they also had some retorts,
"You see, the fool is so easy to feed. He eats leftovers and sleeps in the woods. I say, can't you be a little more frugal?"
"The fool is never picky, he eats whatever he can, and his favorite is the big fat meat, the kind that no one wants to eat!"
"You see, the fool can't get fat no matter how much he eats."
…
Gradually, the fool didn't have to go to the cafeteria to pick up leftovers. Every day, Wang Yijian led the fool into the cafeteria, and when the girls on the 311th floor saw him, they would always smile and give the fool a little bit of food, especially the fat meat that the girls didn't like the most.
But that was the fool's favorite. Wang Yijian said that the fool was not stupid at all, and as time went by, this kind of argument and judgment appeared more and more frequently in Wang Yijian's mouth. Only the "foodie" comment remained the same. Often, the fool could eat a few big boxes of fat meat in one meal.
But what made Wang Yijian speechless was that the fool only ate meat but didn't grow fat. His shriveled and gray-black face didn't look any better, and he really couldn't put it on the table.
Wang Yijian succeeded in his studies, and the first exam was very smooth. However, as the saying goes, there must be a loss. The pure girl opposite to him in the self-study room got familiar with the fool, but she was seduced by the wretched man. The reason was that Wang Yijian was too playful, but Wang Yijian insisted that the wretched man was richer than him.
Wang Yijian encountered the first big obstacle in his life, and a few bad people also thrived and became evil forces. Wang Yijian and the wretched man became mortal enemies.
In order to completely defeat the wretched man's arrogance in front of him, Wang Yijian decided that it was necessary to have a good talk with the fool.
"Fool, tomorrow is the winter solstice."
Wang Yijian stuffed a mouthful of food into his mouth and said cautiously. What the hell, the fool's IQ had improved by leaps and bounds recently. He didn't know if it was because the fool had eaten too much fat meat. If that was the case, he would only eat fat meat from tomorrow onwards.
"And then?"
The fool raised his head, and his pair of confused eyes became clearer and brighter.
"There is a joint party in the university town."
Wang Yijian began to wonder if his IQ was lower than the fool's.
Sure enough, the fool's eyes lit up even more, and he imitated Wang Yijian and slapped the table, "ten boxes of fat meat!"
"Aren't you afraid of dying of boredom?" Wang Yijian vomited blood and cursed.
"Fifteen boxes." The fool raised the price, but his expression was extremely cold.
"Don't, ten boxes, ten boxes it is!" Wang Yijian wanted to reason with the fool, but as soon as he thought of it, he stopped himself. Reason with an idiot? Unless he was an idiot, it was better to be direct.
It didn't matter to the fool, he just continued to eat the fat meat in the box. His brows were tightly knitted. During this period of time, he had become more and more pretentious.
Wang Yijian cursed in his mind, and then suddenly asked in surprise, "how do you know what I want from you?"
The fool was still shouting for food, and he moved his mouth forward.
Wang Yijian looked back and saw Lu Bingyan, one of the four campus belles, was walking towards them step by step with a box of food in her hand. Her ponytail was bouncing happily.
"Fool, remember, as long as you persuade her to pretend to be my girlfriend for one night, I will give you ten boxes of fat meat!"
Wang Yijian didn't have time to admire the fool's IQ, he whispered in his ear.
The fool nodded his head again and again, imitating Wang Yijian's tone, "deal!"
With the fool's promise, Wang Yijian felt a lot more at ease. Speaking of which, Lu Bingyan was not from the 311th floor, and she was the pride of the Foreign Languages University. It was said that she had already gotten a place to go to the UK as an exchange student next year, but he didn't know why she was so nice to the fool.
In addition to buying a big piece of fat meat for the fool every day, she also actively went to the 311th floor, room 203, and donated a lot of daily necessities to the fool. When she was free, she would also bicker with the fool. This was really strange. How could the campus belles, who had always been quiet, have a common language with the fool?
In the end, many boys could only conclude that the fool was stupid enough and naive enough.
"Fool, fat meat." Lu Bingyan used a spoon to pick out the big steamed pork from the lunch box, put it into the fool's bowl, and said expressionlessly.
Speaking of which, the fool often said some strange things to scare her in the middle of the night, but when the fool was around, she always felt much safer. Especially that big pervert, after he was beaten up by the fool, although he threatened to scare her, he never dared to show up again.
Wang Yijian didn't know about these things, he was trying his best to make faces at the fool.
With the fat meat in his mouth, the fool mumbled to Lu Bingyan, who was about to sit down, "he wants you to be his girlfriend."
Wang Yijian wanted to find a hole to hide in. How could he say that? Wasn't it too direct?
Lu Bingyan looked at Wang Yijian in surprise, and then asked the fool, "why?"
The fool frowned, sucked the fat meat into his mouth, and said while gasping for breath, "one night."
Wang Yijian spat out all the hot soup in his mouth, and quickly covered the fool's mouth. Although he was angry, he had to put on a good image and apologize, "I'm sorry, fool, don't talk nonsense!"
Lu Bingyan looked at Wang Yijian, and then looked at the fool. She was very smart, and she immediately guessed what was going on. She had always been known as the ice beauty, so she showed a rare smile and said, "okay, but, fool, you have to promise me one thing."
Wang Yijian didn't expect that Lu Bingyan would agree. He was dazed for a moment, and his hand was still covering the fool's mouth. When he realized what was going on, he was ecstatic and said, "no problem, I will help the fool!"
After saying that, he bared his teeth and "warned" the fool not to ruin his plans. He mouthed, "I'll add five more pieces of your fat."
The fool nodded again and again, "Winter's Solstice? It's getting dark, why aren't you guys running? "
Both Lu Bingyan and Wang Yijian ignored his nonsense. Lu Bingyan said softly, "tomorrow night, there will be a gathering with the students from other universities. Aurora University will send some masters to challenge us. Our Dumbo is so powerful, and his magic is even better than Liu Qian's.
Wang Yijian nodded in agreement. For this, he completely admired the fool. For example, now, Wang Yijian shouted, "Fool, what are you doing? Where did you put the leftovers!? How many times have I told you, you can't eat leftovers anymore, you will get sick! "
Lu Bingyan's beautiful eyes flashed with sympathy. She stopped Wang Yijian, who was about to search the fool's body, and said pitifully, "the fool must have been afraid of starvation before, just let him hide."
*****
The night of the winter solstice was cold and bleak.
In the vast and boundless universe, that silver light finally disappeared into the unknown place. The surveillance spaceship, which was many light years behind it, lost its target and quietly cruised in the darkness.
As the representative of the new students from Aurora University, Song Ying came to the open-air square early in the morning. She looked haggard, and she didn't want to participate in any joint gathering. She didn't even go to class. Except for her friend's request, the most important thing was that she had searched the whole city, and only a few suburbs like Song Jiang, Chong Ming, and Jin Shan were left. So she thought that Song Jiang was the first stop in those suburbs.
Today, it was December 21st. There were less than 7 days left from the 28th!
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