What the heck! "
Mag retracted his leg that he had just extended halfway. His body swayed, and he almost fell off the cliff.
"System, what the hell is this?!!"
"You are trying to murder your own father!"
Meg struggled to maintain his balance at the edge of the cliff. He looked at the small pool below and couldn't help but roar in his heart.
"Host, please watch your words!"
"Even if we might be father and son, can you call yourself my father every time you open your mouth?!"
"Don't I care about my reputation!!!"
The system said seriously.
The corner of Mag's mouth twitched. He couldn't bring himself to say the words that were at the tip of his tongue. He coughed softly, and said, "Then tell me, what's with the 'Buddha jumps over the 100-meter wall' challenge? I just came here to learn how to cook. What's with the Buddha Jumps Over The Wall? Also, whose house's walls are so high? Do you think all monks are giants? "
[Meg Shen.
201611.11
From a distinguished super VIP member.
"What bullsh * t Buddha Jumps Over The Wall? In the future, chefs who want to learn this dish should first experience the 100-meter Buddha Jumps Over The Wall. They should know what kind of taste a monk needs to climb over the wall. Otherwise, they shouldn't hang the words' Buddha Jumps Over The Wall 'in gold on their door. How embarrassing!
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Retweets: 1.1 million Comments: 150,000 Likes: 99
A screenshot of Weibo appeared in Meg's mind.
The first comment:
The eighteenth generation successor of Buddha Jumps Over The Wall: "I hope you become a chef in your next life and experience the 100-meter Buddha Jumps Over The Wall!"
The second comment: "I strongly support the person above!" Likes: 300,000
The third comment: "Is there anyone who likes my scolding Ma Rong now?" Likes: 250,000]
Meg: "…"
What the heck …
There was really nothing he could say.
Looking at the top comment, Meg's eyes were filled with tears. Was this a prophet?
Sooner or later, he would have to pay for what he did. Meg had a deep understanding of this sentence.
"Erm, System, this is just something I did when I was drunk. Don't take it seriously. Let's remove this broken wall and talk things out. There's nothing that can't be resolved." Meg coughed dryly and looked down at the pool.
It looked like it was only about ten square meters. Looking down from a height of more than a hundred meters, it looked like the mouth of a small bottle.
After all, he was not a professional diver. If he really fell from a height of 100 meters, he would become a pile of meat paste.
Although this was the test field for the God of Cookery, and even if he died, he could save and restart. However, with the degree of simulation of the test field for the God of Cookery, the pain would not be reduced at all.
"Host, please complete the 100-meter tall Buddha jumps over the wall as soon as possible. After 30 seconds, the height of the wall will increase by 10 meters, and it will increase by 10 meters per minute!"
The system said solemnly.
Mag raised his eyebrows as he looked at the countdown timer that was already flashing, and said, "Alright, alright, I can jump, but you have to make that puddle bigger. Have you ever seen anyone using such a small puddle for 100m diving? Isn't this a scam?"
"Host, please pay attention to your words!" The system warned sternly and continued, "According to the system's calculations, a 3 × 3 pool is enough for the host to dive alone. A depth of 15 meters is enough to reduce the impact of the dive and ensure that the host will not die from this dive."
"I …"
"Countdown: 10, 9, 8 …"
The system ignored Meg and entered the countdown timer.
"Damn!"
After taking a deep breath, Meg tried his best to calm himself down. He recalled the movements of professional divers in diving competitions that he had seen live before. He closed his eyes and adjusted his breathing.
3, 2, 1!
He bent his knees and leaped forward with faith!
With his legs tightly shut and his posture straight, he looked somewhat like a diver.
The wind whistled past his cheeks. Meg's eyes were fixed on the small pool below. It was enlarging at the speed of the naked eye. It looked like there was no problem at all. In his mind, he had already started to recall the Pressure of God splash technique of the Dream Team.
Then …
"Pa!"
"You're dead."
Mag stood by the high wall and blinked his eyes hard to get rid of the memories of him falling to his death by the shore. Then, he roared, "That's right.
"System, f * ck your mother!!!"
"Do whatever you want."
"I …"
"Countdown: 10, 9, 8 …"
"F * ck your mother!!!"
Meg once again made the leap of faith, but this time, he did not choose to land on his face. He did not care about whether his posture was elegant or not. Instead, he chose to put his feet down.
He had already thought it through. Even if he did not jump into the pool, he would not die again even if he was injured.
"Crack."
"Your foot is broken."
"You can't focus on the culinary trial with a broken leg. Please challenge again!"
"Good luck."
…
Standing by the high wall for the 99th time, Meg looked at the small pool below and smiled contemptuously. He did not wait for the countdown to start and jumped in directly.
This kind of thing was like throwing rings. If you aimed at one, you would most likely not be able to catch it. If you threw it blindly …
"Pa!"
"You're dead."
…
With a huge splash, Meg jumped out of the water for the 101st time. He swung his elegant hair and smiled contemptuously. "Heh, isn't it just 100 meters?"
"Congratulations to the host for completing the 100-meter Buddha Jumps Over The Wall. In view of the host's outstanding performance, the 150-meter Buddha Jumps Over The Wall experience mission has been unlocked. Do you accept?"
"Hahaha, well, the wind today is so noisy. It's time to seriously cook the Buddha Jumps Over The Wall."
Meg turned around and left. What kind of bullsh * t experience mission was this? Did they think he was a fool?
Meg turned around, and the high wall and pool disappeared. The scene changed, and Meg was already standing in the middle of a sealed kitchen. Other than a few soup pots and an ocher-colored Shaoxing old wine jar on the stove, everything else was the same.
"Can the authentic Buddha Jumps Over The Wall really make a monk give up his meditation and climb over the high wall? What kind of delicacy could give him such courage? Or could it be that he was originally a monk who would not be happy without meat? "Meg thought curiously in his heart.
After looking around, Meg walked to the front of the fridge and started to check the various new ingredients that had just arrived.
There were a few more compartments in the fridge. There were dried abalones, sea cucumbers, fish bones, fish lips, flower mushrooms, scallops, pigeon eggs …
Thirty ingredients filled up a lot of space in the fridge. Fortunately, the fridge was big enough, and each ingredient did not take up a lot of space. The natural advantage of the system's automatic replenishment was fully displayed at this moment.
"Boiling thirty ingredients in one pot is really a technical job. I hope I can get out of here before tomorrow morning." Meg thought in his heart. He opened the fridge and started to take out the various ingredients.
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