Perhaps because Song Shuhang had disguised himself well enough, he didn't give himself away when he found the registration place … no one yelled at him that 'Senior Brother Gao Sheng must die' or something along the lines of 'Senior Brother Gao Sheng must die'.
During the registration, the staff member curiously looked at Song Shuhang, who was wearing a mask and sunglasses. However, he wasn't a police officer, and was only responsible for collecting the money and confirming whether it was real or not.
Song Shuhang smoothly paid the tuition fee and signed his name. Then, he left the registration place.
Now, I'll go back and wait for Senior Drunken Moone to send me a flying sword message. Then, I'll wait for Ye Si to come back, Song Shuhang thought to himself.
After that, he would wait for Senior White to come back and bring them to the forbidden city to watch the battle between Immortal Master Copper Trigram and Beihe Sanren.
September 1st, 2019. As usual, Song Shuhang's Little Friend's schedule was very busy.
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Just as Song Shuhang was about to return to his residence, his phone rang. It was an unfamiliar number.
Song Shuhang picked up the phone and said, "Hello."
"Hello, is this Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber Thrice Reckless Song?" a hoarse voice echoed.
"…" Song Shuhang. What the hell is this Thrice Reckless Song?! Do you think I won't hang up and blacklist you?!
After seeing that Song Shuhang didn't reply for a long time, the hoarse voice said again, "Eh? Did I call the wrong number? Wait a moment, I misspoke. Excuse me, is this Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber Song One? "
"It's me," Song Shuhang replied.
"Ahaha, I just had sex with my wife before coming here, so I'm a little confused. Sorry, Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless Song, "the hoarse voice said with a laugh.
The corner of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, and his fingers started to move. He couldn't help but want to hang up the phone.
Talking to a stranger on the phone about having sex with his wife … is this a dog that's used to having sex? Also … what the hell is this Thrice Reckless Song?
The hoarse voice continued, "It's like this, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber. I am Cave Lord Snow Wolf's cousin, Island Lord Moon Wolf. Recently, I committed some crimes in America and had no choice but to sneak back. I'm temporarily helping my cousin Cave Lord Snow Wolf run some errands and handle some business matters. "
"Oh, so it's you." Song Shuhang understood. In the morning, Cave Lord Snow Wolf had mentioned his cousin in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Cave Lord Snow Wolf was still helping Xuan Nu Sect's Senior Skylark seal her body in ice, so the business was temporarily taken over by one of his cousins.
Venerable White seemed to have entrusted Cave Lord Snow Wolf with a few tasks. It should be about getting some documents, right?
Right now, Senior White's business was being taken over by this Island Lord Moon Wolf.
"Huh? You know me?" Island Lord Moon Wolf asked curiously.
Song Shuhang replied, "Yes, Cave Lord Snow Wolf mentioned you before."
"Hahahaha, cousin didn't say anything bad about me, did he? For example, he didn't tell anyone about the crimes I committed before, right? "Island Lord Moon Wolf said anxiously.
Song Shuhang said, "Oh, is it the crime you committed in the United States?"
"How did you know! Dammit, cousin is such a big mouth. He really did leak my scandals, "Island Lord Moon Wolf said, flustered and exasperated.
Song Shuhang: "…"
F * ck you! Didn't you just tell me about the crime you committed in the United States over the phone?
"Cousin, that big mouth, didn't he tell you what crimes I committed?" Island Lord Moon Wolf said again.
"No." The corner of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched. He then asked, "What crimes did you commit in America?"
"Actually, it's nothing much. It's something normal for me, but I didn't think it's illegal there. " Island Lord Moon Wolf said, "This matter is especially embarrassing for me. I'll tell you, but you can't tell anyone else."
"Yes," Song Shuhang replied. Unexpectedly, this hoarse voice was a little cute.
Then, Island Lord Moon Wolf started showing off.
"It happened half a month ago … That day, my wife and I were working hard to reproduce a wolf pup as usual. My wife and I are both fifth-rank great demons. Under normal circumstances, we maintain our human form. Hmm, in America, it's not illegal to reproduce while maintaining human form. However, something unexpected happened that day. " Island Lord Moon Wolf said, "My wife and I were working hard to reproduce a wolf pup when she suddenly revealed her true form because she was too excited. Coincidentally, a neighbor who was passing by saw this scene. "
Song Shuhang: "…"
Island Lord Moon Wolf continued, "Then, the police charged me with animal cruelty … Fortunately, I was quick-witted and used wolf fur as a substitute to escape. After that, my wife and I returned to Huaxia."
Song Shuhang: "…"
Forgive him. At that moment, he really didn't know what to say.
What should he complain about?
Complain about Island Lord Moon Wolf and his wife producing wolf pups? Or complain about the laws of foreign countries?
There was nothing to complain about either. There was nothing wrong with it.
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…
"Right, Fellow Daoist Moon Wolf, did you need something from me?" Song Shuhang asked. Originally, he wanted to call the other party 'Senior Moon Wolf'. But this time, he couldn't bring himself to call the other party 'Senior'.
"Oh, it's like this. I wanted to ask you to send me your coordinates. I have something to do in Jiangnan University City. I just checked on the Internet and found that there are three 'Jiangnan University Cities' in Huaxia. What a headache, "Island Lord Moon Wolf said.
After hearing this, Song Shuhang was moved. "Senior Moon Wolf, is there something you need to do in Jiangnan University City? Are you going to apply for some documents for Senior White? "
"It's not for Senior White, but for True Monarch White Crane," Island Lord Moon Wolf said with a smile. "It's not a secret, so I can tell you."
True Monarch White Crane? What was True Monarch White Crane doing in Jiangnan University City? Could it be that it knew that Venerable White was staying there for the time being, so it came all the way here to stay near Jiangnan University City? Given True Monarch White Crane's disposition, it was possible that it would do such a thing.
"I understand. Fellow Daoist Moon Wolf, do you know my chat ID? Add me as a friend, and I'll send you the seat ticket, "Song Shuhang said.
"Thank you, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber. You're a good fellow daoist who loves to help others. It was the right decision to ask you for help, "Island Lord Moon Wolf said happily with a hoarse voice.
Thereupon … he added Song Shuhang as a friend and shared his location.
Song Shuhang discovered that he had been doing this for the entire day.
×××××
When Song Shuhang returned to his residence, Ye Si hadn't returned yet.
Until noon.
Guoguo and Zhu woke up in a daze. The two kids were too engrossed in playing games. According to Shi, the two kids had been playing games all night while Song Shuhang was in a coma. More importantly, the two kids weren't as skilled as Doudou. They were the type that would make their teammates suffer. Their teammates had suffered a lot.
"Senior Brother Shuhang, you've finally woken up." The small monk rubbed his eyes and said, "I'm so hungry. What are we going to eat for lunch?"
"What are we going to eat for lunch?" Loli Zhu also asked.
Song Shuhang looked at Shi, who was watching a movie at the side. This girl was temporarily in charge of the family's meals … and she was currently engrossed in the movie, unable to extricate herself.
From the looks of it, she wouldn't be able to get up to cook.
"Forget it. Let's go out and eat." Song Shuhang heaved a sigh.
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After lunch, Song Shuhang lay on the balcony and rested, enjoying a rare moment of peace.
The small monk Guoguo sat beside him, chanting scriptures as usual.
At this time, Song Shuhang's phone rang again.
Song Shuhang opened it and saw that it was [Senior Scholar Drunken Goon]'s name.
"Oh, Senior Drunken Goon is calling. The treasure has arrived." Song Shuhang laughed and picked up the phone.
— — This time, I have to loudly announce senior's daoist name.
It's said that Senior Drunken Goon will be very happy if I do that.
"Senior Drunken Goon, is the flying sword about to arrive?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Ahahaha, Little Friend Shuhang Little Friend, your guess is correct. The flying sword has already arrived in your vicinity. The deviation is a hundred meters at most. You can try to use Group Voice Transmission and shout my name in the air. At that time, the flying sword will land next to you. In that case, goodbye, "Senior Drunken Goon happily said.
Apart from Northern Cultivator, Song Shuhang's Little Friend was the second person in the group that could quickly call out his daoist name.
Although it was possible that Song Shuhang's Little Friend was relying on the note function of his mobile phone, he was still very happy.
Speaking of which, why didn't the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group know how to use the note function of the Nine Provinces Number One Group?
Would it kill him to note his daoist name, 'Drunken Moon'?
As long as he had a note, there wouldn't be any harm! Bastard.
It's rare to have such a convenient function. I'll make good use of it!
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After hanging up, Song Shuhang stood up from the balcony and raised his head to look at the sky.
Guoguo, who was sitting cross-legged and chanting scriptures, raised his head and said, "Did something happen? Senior Brother Shuhang? "
"A flying sword has arrived, and it's within a hundred meters. Oh, I see it! "Song Shuhang quickly saw the flying sword in the sky.
Now, he just had to look at the flying sword and shout Scholar Drunken Goon's name to receive it.
Although he couldn't remember the daoist name of Scholar Drunken Goon, it wasn't a problem. As long as the pronunciation was similar, the effect would be the same as well.
Even Senior Drunken Goon couldn't hear the difference on the phone. How could a trifling flying sword recognize the voice? Moreover, even if the characters were different, the pronunciation was the same! Chinese characters were profound and profound.
Thereupon, Song Shuhang used a group sound transmission technique to call Scholar Drunken Goon's daoist name.
"Scholar Drunken Goon!"
The flying sword in the sky didn't respond.
Strange, it didn't work?
"Scholar Drunken Goon?" Song Shuhang kept calling.
The flying sword in the sky still didn't respond.
F * ck, even the most advanced voice recognition system wouldn't be able to recognize two characters with the same pronunciation, right?
"Scholar Drunken Moon!" Song Shuhang kept trying.
The flying sword in the sky still couldn't stop him.
Afterward, Shuhang tried several dozen pronunciations of 'Scholar Drunken Goon' and 'Scholar Drunken Goon', but none of them worked.
Did I remember incorrectly?
Song Shuhang started to doubt himself.
That's not right! Just now, when I read 'Senior Drunken Goon' according to the 'remarks', Senior 'When the Bright Moon Appears' actually happily answered.
There's no mistaking his pronunciation.
Could it be that Senior Drunken Goon installed the most advanced voice recognition formation on the flying sword, making it so that I have to correctly pronounce the daoist name?
Nonsense, it's not like I can read minds. How could there be such a nonsensical voice recognition system?
"Speaking of which, Senior Song Shuhang. Isn't that senior called 'Scholar Drunken Sun'? "the small monk asked.
"It can't be Scholar Drunken Sun. It's pronounced 'Scholar Drunken Sun' and 'Scholar Drunken Goon'. There's no mistaking it," Song Shuhang said.
… When he said this, he used the secret sound transmission technique.
When the pronunciation of 'Scholar Drunken Sun' came out of his mouth …
In the sky, the flying sword seemed to have found its home. Like a swallow returning to its nest, it flew toward Song Shuhang and descended toward him.
"…" Song Shuhang.
Didn't he say 'Scholar Drunken Sun' just now? It's Drunken Sun, not 'Scholar Drunken Goon' or 'Scholar Drunken Goon'!
Is it possible that Scholar Drunken Goon made a mistake? It can't be, right? Scholar Drunken Goon shouldn't have made a mistake, right?
Just as he was in deep thoughts, Senior Drunken Goon called him again.
Song Shuhang picked up the phone, and said, "Senior Drunken Goon?"
"It's me. Ahaha, Little Friend Shuhang Little Friend, it's good that you managed to correctly pronounce my daoist name," Scholar Drunken Goon said happily. Scholar Drunken Yue said happily, "Also, I want to tell you something. This flying sword was left here by Northern River's Loose Cultivator when he sent me a flying sword message the last time. I heard that you are going to watch the duel between Beihe Sanren and Immortal Master Copper Trigram today. At that time, please return the flying sword to Northern River's Loose Cultivator. "
"No problem, Senior Drunken Goon," Song Shuhang said.
"That's all for now. Goodbye." Scholar Drunken Goon hung up, perfectly satisfied.
Song Shuhang put away the phone with a strange expression on his face.
At this time, he was sure that Scholar Drunken Goon's daoist name was pronounced 'zui' or 'yue', and not 'drunken sun'.
However, the 'password' he had left on the flying sword was indeed 'drunken sun'.
To sum it up …
Scholar Drunken Goon was done for.
If he kept practicing that stupid cultivation technique of his, not only would other people forget his daoist name, even he himself would forget it.
According to the rumors, people would only remember his daoist name after he practiced that stupid cultivation technique until he reached the Eighth Stage and showed his divinity in front of the masses.
But if Scholar Drunken Moone forgot his own name before he reached the Eighth Stage Profound Sage Realm … then perhaps one day in the future, his daoist name would be fixed as Scholar Drunken Sun, Scholar Drunken Prawn, or something even stranger.
×××××
In the meantime, in the forbidden city.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram disguised himself as an ordinary person, and strolled around.
"That Northern River guy still hasn't shown himself? He's really patient, "Immortal Master Copper Trigram said in a soft voice.
While speaking, he gently pressed on the three magical treasures on his body.
It was a three-piece magical treasure set, and its main function was to suppress his realm. At the moment, he looked no different from an ordinary peak Fifth Stage Spiritual Emperor.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram was already a Sixth Stage True Monarch!
He had been waiting for this day to come!
He wanted to seize this opportunity during his duel with Northern River's Loose Cultivator. It would be best if he could wait until Beihe Sanren felt that he was going to win, revealing the strength of a Sixth Stage True Monarch.
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