When everything was over, it was already close to noon.
After saying goodbye to the little loli's family and rejecting her invitation to be a guest, Song Shuhang took the train back to Jiangnan University City.
Both parties did not ask for contact details, after all they were strangers. If they were fated to meet again, then there was no need to say anything.
Actually, the white shirt man wanted Song Shuhang's contact details, but he was too embarrassed to ask … …
There were not many passengers on the return train, so Song Shuhang was lucky enough to get a seat. Then, he placed a large shopping bag beside him — — inside was the black suitcase he got from Altar Master.
As soon as he got off the subway, he found a shopping bag and wrapped the black suitcase in it. This black suitcase did not come from a legitimate source, so it was better to hide it.
The train slowly started moving, and Song Shuhang's tense heart finally relaxed a little.
He leaned back on the train chair, his mind replaying the scene of killing Altar Master. He thought about it again and again, and used it to calm himself down.
After letting out a deep breath, Song Shuhang opened his phone and logged into the Nine Provinces (1) Group.
There were no new records in the group.
The last message was the record of him, Senior Northriver and Jouko Hagi discussing the 'claw mark beast head tile' last night.
After thinking for a while, Song Shuhang typed in the group: "Palace Master Sevenlives Talisman, Senior, I've successfully found the person behind the claw mark beast head tile, Altar Master. The enemy leader has been killed, and I've used up two Exorcism Talismans and three Sword Talismans. As for the rest of the claw mark beast head tile members, I'm not going to continue tracking them for now. "
"Also, Senior, I'll send the rest of the talisman weapons back to you."
Just as he typed in, there was a reply from the Nine Provinces (1) Group.
Palace Master Sevenlives Talisman: "Shuhang Little Friend really moves like a cunning rabbit, your efficiency is indescribable. You've worked hard! "
"Also, there's no need to send the talisman treasure back to me, just treat it as a small gift from me to you. Also … … even if you want to send it back to me, I won't be able to receive it. "
"Right now, I'm on a small island in the Pacific, teaching a group of primitive people how to read. Mama, why did I make a vow to teach everyone without discrimination, and teach ten thousand people how to read? How much pain did his balls have to be for him to make such a vow! Moreover, with the promotion of compulsory education these days, it was difficult to find an illiterate person. It wasn't easy for me to find an isolated island. There were nearly ten thousand primitive people there, and none of them could read. "
"As long as we teach them how to read, they will be able to fulfill their previous vow. However, it would take at least a few months to a few years. What kind of bullsh * t oath is this? If I have the chance to become a peerless almighty being in the future and can reverse time, I will definitely return to the past and give my past self ten resounding slaps. Who asked his mama's mouth to make random oaths! "
Shuhang had only asked a few questions, but Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman had already gone on and on. From the tone of his voice, one could tell how much he resented his younger self.
It seemed that everyone had a 'past' that they could not bear to look back on.
Song Shuhang sighed.
Also … … Senior Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman is very busy. Yesterday, he was still busy in the Huaxi area, and in the blink of an eye, he ran to some small island in the Pacific?
"Then I'll have to thank senior. Senior's talisman treasure is really simple, practical, and powerful!" He flattered a little, hoping that his flattery could make this senior feel a little better.
"Hahaha, that's only natural. When it comes to talismans, I'm the best in the group. Let's not talk anymore, I'll continue teaching the primitive people how to read. These guys are really stupid. They can forget the words I taught them just by turning their heads, making me want to ruthlessly beat them up … … Eh, that's a good idea. If they forget the words, I'll hang them up and beat them up. Let's see which bastard dares to forget the words! "Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman seemed to be a senior that was easily changed by others.
As if he felt that beating up the primitive people was a great idea, Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman quickly went offline.
"… …" Song Shuhang touched his heart. He didn't know why but he felt a little uneasy. In his mind, a group of primitive people wearing animal skin skirts appeared, sitting on a rock in a row, pitifully reciting: Hoeing in the noon sun, sweat dripping into the soil, who would know that the food on the plate, every grain is hard … …
Suddenly, one of the primitive people forgot the words. Then, he was hung up on a big tree by Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman, and whipped violently.
"You can't blame me for this. I didn't guide senior to hang up and beat up the primitive people who forgot the words." Song Shuhang muttered.
Di di di.
Someone in the Nine Provinces Number One Group sent a message.
Sure enough, it was Beihe Sanren. He unhurriedly popped up: "Shuhang Little Friend, you always do things that surprise me. I heard that the enemy leader you killed was a 2nd Stage cultivator?"
"Actually, it's not that exaggerated. Although the opponent was a 2nd Stage cultivator, he was first poisoned by Senior Medicine Master. Then, because Lady Jouko Hagi misunderstood my identity, and with the help of Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman's talisman treasure, I had the opportunity to kill him." Song Shuhang roughly explained what happened.
"Bold and meticulous. This time, you successfully killed the enemy leader, and it wasn't a fluke. Keep it up, and on the path of cultivation, I believe that you will be able to go even further. "Beihe Sanren said.
Three Waves came online: "Little Shuhang, well done. You already have 30% of the demeanor I had when I was young!"
"Brother Three Waves, didn't you say that you were going to close your eyes and break through to the next realm?" Beihe Sanren sent an evil smile emoji.
"I'm closing my eyes, I'm closing my eyes." Three Waves said: "But even if I'm closing my eyes, I still have to balance work and rest. I can't blindly close my eyes. Closing my eyes and building a car won't do! "
"Bullshit." Beihe Sanren laughed and scolded.
At this time, Drunken Moon Resident Scholar suddenly said: "Three Waves, you're acting very serious today. Without a great senior here, why aren't you spouting dirty jokes? This isn't like you in the past. "
"Don't say anymore. Recently, there's a godly beast running amok on the internet, and I'm not allowed to spout dirty jokes. Yellow Mountain Zhenjun also said that if I dare spout dirty jokes, I'll be kicked out of the group. I'm having a hard time holding it in. Next time, when do we get together, I'll give everyone a few classic performances. "Thrice Reckless Mad Saber laughed.
"Hehe." Drunken Moon Resident Scholar sent a bashful smile emoji and quietly lurked.
Song Shuhang scratched his head. Speaking of which, this Drunken Moon Resident Scholar ID feels very familiar, but why can't I remember him?
At this time, Beihe Sanren suddenly asked: "Right, Shuhang Little Friend, are you going to get a driver's license soon?"
"En, yes. Not long ago, I've been studying the theory of driving, and I'm preparing to get a driver's license soon. Huh? Senior, how did you know that I'm going to learn to drive? "Song Shuhang asked.
"Hehe, not long ago, when I was stealing vegetables from your family's farm, I took a look at your personal space. You've recorded in your personal space that you're going to get a driver's license soon. " Beihe Sanren proudly said: "Also, if you have time, go and upgrade the land in your vegetable garden. What's the point of saving up so much gold? If you upgrade the land, you'll be able to grow vegetables faster, and I'll be able to steal more."
Stealing vegetables?!
I say, Senior, just how free are you all day? You're actually playing the vegetable stealing game?
You're even bored enough to go through my personal space?
Image ah, pay attention to your image! Ever since I met seniors like you, my image of a cultivator has almost completely collapsed. If possible, can you leave a little bit of a high and mighty image for me to reminisce about?
I digressed … but why did Senior ask me if I want to get a driver's license?
Song Shuhang probed: "Senior Beihe, could it be that you also want to get a driver's license?"
"Why would I need that thing for? Flying on a sword is much faster than driving a car. There's also no need to worry about roadblocks … I just need to be careful not to bump into an airplane. "Beihe Sanren laughed:" But … I'll reveal a piece of news to you. If you have time, go and get a driver's license as soon as possible. I guarantee that you'll have a lot of benefits. "
Song Shuhang's eyes suddenly lit up — could it be that there's a senior in the group who suddenly wants to learn to drive, and then I'll first get a driver's license, and then come back to teach that senior how to drive?
And the benefits are obvious — the habit of the Nine Provinces group, giving → receiving returns!
"You've guessed it, right? When the time comes, even if you want Qi and Blood Pills, it won't be a problem! Not only pills, even cultivation methods won't be a problem! The cultivation method that Medicine Master gave you is only a basic foundational cultivation method, which can at most let you cultivate to the peak of the first stage. Therefore, I solemnly recommend this opportunity to you, I guarantee that you'll be able to get a very good follow-up cultivation method! "Beihe Sanren added a grinning emoji:" You're tempted, right? "
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