Song Shuhang smiled and said, "Mom, I'm back."
Mama Song looked at her son and nodded. Then, she looked at the small monk, Shi, and Zhu, who were standing behind her son.
"Eh? Little Master, you came to visit us again." Mama Song looked at Guoguo and warmly smiled.
"Hello, Auntie." The small monk joined his palms together and bowed.
The solemn face of the small monk was very cute.
... Song Shuhang felt that his mother wasn't this kind when she was talking to her son.
Then, Mama Song looked at the two cute girls beside the small monk. Next, she looked at Ye Si, who was standing beside Song Shuhang. Mama Song's imagination started to run wild.
One day, if Song Shuhang marries this girl, their son will be as cute as this small monk, right? If they have daughters, they have to have twins that are as interesting as the two girls behind them!
Ye Si smiled and said, "Hello, Auntie. My name is Ye Si."
Ye Si's greeting pulled Mama Song back from her daydream.
"Hello, Miss Ye Si." Mama Song smiled and brought everyone to the living room to rest. "Shuhang, did you eat on the way?"
"Not yet. We were going to have dinner on the train, but something unexpected happened and we arrived home early," Song Shuhang said.
"In that case, wait a moment. I'll prepare the food," Mama Song said.
...
...
In the living room.
Song Shuhang lazily sat on the sofa and fiddled with his phone. Recently, whenever he had free time, he would go online and look for jokes so that he wouldn't get dragged into that infinite make-up test space by Senior White Two. It was better to be prepared!
The small monk, Shi, and Zhu were watching a cartoon … the Calabash Brothers 2019 edition. The plot was completely different from the Calabash Brothers that Song Shuhang had watched when he was a child. Only God knew how the scriptwriter changed it.
Papa Song was sitting next to Song Shuhang and reading the newspaper, but he was sizing up Ye Si.
Ye Si was chatting with Mama Song — dinner had already been prepared by Mama Song. She only needed to add a few more servings of rice.
Therefore, she began to chat with Ye Si about all kinds of things.
At first, the two of them had a hard time chatting — if there was a generation gap every three years, then the generation gap between Mama Song and Ye Si was like the distance between the sun and the moon.
However, thanks to Ye Si's cooperation, the content of the conversation between Mama Song and Ye Si was getting better and better...
At this time, Papa Song gently nudged Song Shuhang with his elbow and quietly asked, "Song Shuhang, did you bring your girlfriend this time?"
Song Shuhang was about to answer.
Coincidentally, Mama Song couldn't help but ask Ye Si, "Ye Si, how did you get to know our Song Shuhang?"
Ye Si raised her eyes and looked at Song Shuhang, faintly smiling.
"Cough." Song Shuhang cleared his throat and answered the question in Ye Si's stead. "Ye Si and I got to know each other in a huge book collection room. At that time, she was reading a book there, and I was also reading there. Later, we got to know each other while chatting. As for our relationship … we were about to become lovers. "
In most families, when their sons were still in school, parents would tell them to focus on their studies for a living. As for Song Shuhang … when he was in high school, Mama Song often told him to bring a beautiful girlfriend home.
After hearing this, Mama Song nervously said, "About to become lovers? What about now? "
Ye Si took the initiative to answer this question, "Now … hmm, although we can't become lovers, our relationship is closer than that of lovers."
"Closer than that of lovers?" Mama Song blinked her eyes and clasped her hands together. "Then, you two … you two … you two fused together?"
Song Shuhang: "Pfff ~"
Loli Shi softly said, "Fuse together, that's what it means, right?"
"That's right, Elder Sister. That's what it means! "Loli Zhu replied.
The small monk blushed and closed his eyes, silently chanting buddhist scriptures.
Ye Si pondered for a moment and replied, "Yes, we fused together!" Having two heads and four arms was very cool. If not for the fact that Papa Song and Mama Song were ordinary people, Ye Si would have given them a demonstration.
Papa Song closed the newspaper and looked at Ye Si with a kind smile on his face. "Miss Ye Si, from now on, we are a family."
Mama Song smiled, and said, "Papa's opinion is my opinion."
Song Shuhang: "Pfff ~"
Papa Song poked Song Shuhang and said, "Come on, try to get married as soon as you graduate. That's how your father married your mother back then. However, you two have to be careful before getting married. You can't have children out of wedlock! "
Song Shuhang: "..."
xxxxx
Early morning the next day.
Song Shuhang brought Ye Si, Guoguo, Shi, and Zhu out of the house.
He planned to bring Ye Si to the nearby Nine Dragons Street to take a stroll and buy some daily necessities for the new semester.
After noon, he would meet up with that netizen, [Crazy Mental Hospital's Director].
If everything went smoothly, they would set off for the Jiangnan area in the afternoon.
...
...
Almost as soon as Song Shuhang left the house with a large group of people, his good neighbor, Li Yun, came to visit him.
"Ah, Little Friend Song Shuhang went out early in the morning?" Unmiki Michinaga was dumbfounded. Yesterday, he heard that Song Shuhang was coming back, and his mood was very good. That night, he was in a very good state of meditation, and he practiced until now.
As a result, when he happily went to visit Song Shuhang's house, he learned that Song Shuhang had gone out again.
Could it be that I really have no fate with the enlightenment stone? Sure enough, I should return to the Penniless Thief Sect and practice hard, trying to improve my 'Emptying Miracle Hands' to the next level. Afterward, I'll go to the Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's immortal cave and rob it clean to wash away my previous shame. Unmiki Michinaga thought to himself.
Just as he was feeling pessimistic, Mama Song said, "Shuhang brought his friends out to buy some things. He should be back very soon. Why don't you wait for him at my place? "
After hearing these words, Unmiki Michinaga's eyes immediately lit up. "In that case, I'll be bothering you."
The nearby Papa Song said with a smile, "Li Yun, you're too polite."
...
...
The Nine Dragons Street was a prosperous commercial street.
Song Shuhang brought Ye Si, Guoguo, and the others to stroll around several shops and buy some daily necessities.
The three disobedient children followed closely behind Song Shuhang — they had already given up on the idea of 'escaping'. After all, Senior Sister Ye Si was a Fifth Stage Spiritual Emperor. They couldn't escape.
At this time, Senior Sister Ye Si, who was a Fifth Stage Spiritual Emperor, was being brainwashed by all kinds of advertisements.
"Good news, good news, very good news. Dear customers, hello. Due to the expiration of the store's lease, a batch of high-quality leather shoes in stock will be sold at a loss. Buy one get one free, buy one get one free! They don't want to make money, they just want to sell them out. Don't be afraid of comparing goods, just afraid of not knowing what's good for you! You can choose whatever you want, buy one get one free! The real way to sell at a loss is to reduce the price! "
"Shuhang, Shuhang, did you hear that? It's a big loss. Buy one get one free, should we go in and take a look? "Ye Si grabbed Song Shuhang's hand and said, very excited.
"Don't worry, Ye Si." Song Shuhang calmly looked at the store and said, "Actually, this shoe store has been open since the year I entered high school. About half a year after opening for business, they started to announce that the store was about to expire, that they were going to make a huge loss, and that they were going to buy one get one free. In other words, it's been three years since the store's lease expired. "
"There's such a thing?" Ye Si opened her eyes wide. "But if that's the case, would people still go to their store to buy shoes?"
"Of course … this is the bustling Nine Dragons Street with a lot of people. There are countless new people who come here to buy things every day, "Song Shuhang said.
Ye Si silently nodded. "What a deep trick."
Song Shuhang laughed.
Actually, this is already an old trick.
The real trick is to kill without spilling blood. With a set of discounts, they can secretly empty the wallets of their customers. "
… …
… …
Half an hour later.
Song Shuhang brought Ye Si to a women's clothing store.
Most of Ye Si's current clothes were immortal clothes. Although they were beautiful, they weren't suitable for everyday wear.
Therefore, Song Shuhang prepared to buy some ordinary women's clothes for her.
At this time, Shi and Zhu accompanied Ye Si to choose clothes.
Song Shuhang and Guoguo sat on the chairs in the resting area of the women's clothing store and rested for a while.
Perhaps it was because he had drunk some drinks earlier, but Song Shuhang felt like urinating. Therefore, he said to Guoguo, "Guoguo, you sit here and wait for Senior Sister Ye Si and the others to come out. I'm going to the toilet nearby. Don't run around recklessly! "
Guoguo nodded. With Senior Sister Ye Si of the Fifth Stage here, how could he dare to run around?
xxxxx
On the other side of Nine Dragons Street.
A young monster hunter had arrived in the vicinity of Baijing Street early in the morning. He was planning to meet his online friend, 'Stressed by a Mountain of Books', at noon.
Since there was still some time before the meeting, the young monster hunter went to the famous' Nine Dragons Street 'in the vicinity of Baijing Street and strolled around.
Perhaps it was because he had eaten and drunk too much on the way here, but now, he felt like urinating.
Thereupon, he casually looked for a hotel called the 'Moon Pavilion' and entered the door to use the toilet.
After entering the toilet on the first floor of the hotel …
Then, the eyes of the young monster hunter lit up.
Guess what he saw?
He saw a man wearing sunglasses in front of him!
The eyesight of the young monster hunter was very sharp. Even if the opposite party was wearing sunglasses, he only needed a glance to recognize the identity of the opposite party.
There was no mistaking it … the opposite party was the main villain of the movie that had just been released yesterday, the actor playing the role of Senior Brother Gao Sheng!
Scholar Drunken Tyrant had already fainted from crying in the toilet.
Senior Brother Gao Sheng must die! The young monster hunter thought to himself.
Thereupon, he took out his mobile phone and started to record a video.
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