Sigh, what the hell is this (Apocalypse War) thing? A bunch of good reviews in just one day? There must be something going on behind the scenes! The movie must have hired a water army to give them good reviews. I'll go and criticize them later!
But before criticizing them, I have to take a look at the trailer first. After all, even if I want to criticize something, I shouldn't do it brainlessly. People will look down on brainless critics, so it's better to bring some real news.
Thereupon, many people with such thoughts opened the trailer.
Eh? Is this Director Jacob's work? Is it really that Jacob? It can't be Li Gui, right?
Let's take a look at the theme of the movie first. What? A doomsday movie? Moreover, it's not just an ordinary hero theme, but one with cultivation elements?
The combination of cultivation and doomsday, wonderful! No, I should say that it's really worth criticizing!
If I keep watching … Tsk, so many exaggerated special effects have been added? These special effects are really awesome.
They didn't spend all the money on special effects in this trailer, right? Let's criticize them. I bet 50 cents that after being tricked into entering the cinema, the audience can only count on these special effects. There won't be many special effects in the other plots!
After watching the trailer, I was unexpectedly excited. Apart from feeling that Senior Brother Gao Sheng had to die, I couldn't find anything else worth criticizing. After all, the trailer was very short.
In that case, I can only start with the actors. Let's take a look at the actors first.
There are so many actors, but none of them are famous? It's another black spot.
However, the actors are all very good-looking. It's really great! Just because of their good looks, I also want to go to the cinema and support this movie … F * ck, what the hell am I thinking?
Dammit, they are actually using a honey trap to tempt us! The stills of these actors must have been photoshopped! The images in the movie can't compare to the stills. It's just like the recent movies. The heroine on the cover is so beautiful that it makes people's hearts beat faster, but the heroine after entering the movie is actually blinding. Needless to say, I'll just seize this point and criticize it again.
In any case … in the eyes of these people, this short 150-second trailer was worth criticizing. Even if they couldn't criticize it, they had to forcefully find a topic to criticize it.
Don't underestimate them, they are professionals.
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The internet was a place with relatively more 'freedom of speech'. As long as one did not seek death, there would usually be no uncles coming to check the water meter, send water, or send warmth.
Gradually, there were review websites and forums for people to discuss movies on the Internet.
At first, everyone was just chatting or commenting on a movie that had just been released or was about to be released.
But at some point in time, every time a movie was promoted, there would always be someone who would stand up and catch the flaws in the movie and give a thorough review of the movie.
This was something that could not be helped.
First of all, it was difficult to appeal to everyone. Even the most classic world-class movie could not satisfy everyone's taste. The delicacies in your mouth might be dark cuisine in my mouth.
Secondly, as people's expectations for movies became higher and higher, it was no longer the era where two experts could be casually pulled out to act in a martial arts movie and fight for 20 to 30 minutes, and the audience would still be able to watch it with relish. Many movies that had been released recently were no longer able to satisfy people's appetites in terms of plot and graphics.
In addition, there were all kinds of bad movies emerging one after another, making the audience somewhat unable to handle it.
But … if they really didn't like a movie, felt that it didn't suit their taste, or if the movie was really bad, it was fine to give a bad review.
However, there was a group of people who, regardless of whether the movie was good or bad, would start to get restless as soon as they saw a movie getting good reviews. These people were the black-hearted.
Black-Hearted didn't play basketball, but instead played on the keyboard and stole people's rice bowls?
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In the Huangshan Film and Television Limited Company.
Doudou had once again turned into a puddle of Doudou, and was kept in a big transparent vase. Earlier, after it played Dharma King Creation's' Stupid Huangshan Song 'in the group, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun brought it to Prince Phoenix Slayer's place, where Prince Phoenix Slayer turned it into a puddle of Doudou. Afterward, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun put it in a big vase and placed it in the company.
Several other fellow daoists who had nothing to do stayed in Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's company, waiting for the premiere of the movie that was going to be held four days later.
Since they had nothing to do, the fellow daoists had been discussing profound principles and exchanging their recent experiences in cultivation for the past few days.
Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears was doing two things at the same time. While discussing profound principles with the fellow daoists, he was also scrolling through his mobile phone.
He was looking at the comments related to (Apocalypse War) on various movie review websites.
Most of these comments made his liver ache. Out of so many movie reviews, there were only a few that mentioned him, the 'strongest villain of the novel'.
Even if someone praised him for his handsomeness, they would note that they couldn't remember his appearance.
Even the number of times people mentioned the suit of armor he was wearing was far higher than the number he was wearing.
While scrolling through the comments, several new comments suddenly appeared before his eyes.
They were all one-star reviews, and the content of these reviews was aimed at (Apocalypse War) from all angles … such as' the actors aren't as good-looking as the ones in the photos', 'the special effects of the actual movie are worth five cents', 'the plot of the apocalypse and the cultivation world is trash', 'Senior Brother Gao Sheng must die', 'Director Jacob isn't someone with the same name, right?'
Hmm, so be it. Which movie didn't have people criticizing it these days?
'Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears' had a big heart. In any case, the facts would speak louder than words. The actors would be even more good-looking than they were in the movie, the special effects were real, Senior Brother Gao Sheng was really dead, and the director was Jacob himself. Therefore, these comments could be ignored. After the movie was officially released, they would get to slap their faces.
While scrolling through the comments, 'When the Bright Moon Appears' suddenly saw a one-star negative review.
The title of the review was: [Since the other points have already been pointed out, I'll talk about the villain of this movie, the demonic commander-in-chief, Evil General Mingyue.]
When 'Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears' saw this review, his eyes suddenly lit up, and a feeling of happiness welled up in his heart.
The first paragraph of the one-star negative review read: [Everyone, take a look at the trailer. When this' Evil General Mingyue 'makes his entrance, he is wearing a suit of black armor. He looks like a chuunibyou, and I feel so embarrassed that I can't help but feel embarrassed. Also, that huge sword and saber … How does this suit of armor look like that of a villain? He looks like an idiot!]
'Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears' was somewhat dissatisfied. Why the hell is this review about the armor again? Just review me, review me!
Next, the second paragraph of the negative review came … criticizing the character of 'Evil General Mingyue' based on his hairstyle!
When 'Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears' furrowed his brows.
Next, the third paragraph of the negative review came … criticizing the character of 'Evil General Mingyue' after he made his entrance and attacked.
When 'Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears' furrowed his brows even deeper.
Finally, there was a short paragraph at the end of the negative review: [Finally, let's take a look at the portrayal of Evil General Mingyue's character. It's simply a big failure! He's clearly a villain, but after watching the 150 seconds of the trailer several times, I was unable to remember this character. I also took a good look at the actor playing the role of 'Evil General Mingyue', and I discovered that he was a very handsome actor. However, he was portrayed to be invisible. I've never seen such a terrible character! Negative review!]
At this time, 'Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears' nodded his head in satisfaction.
Although this was a one-star negative review, 'Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears' felt warm in his heart.
The last time he felt warm in his heart was when Beihe Sanren called out his daoist name without even looking at the memo!
It was a very good feeling.
Prince Phoenix Slayer looked at 'Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears' and asked worriedly, "Scholar Drunken Sun, what's wrong? Are you in a bad state? How about you go and rest for a while? "
"Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer, thank you for your concern. I'm fine, so you don't need to worry about me. However, I need to make a call first, "When the Bright Moon Appears said in a low voice.
Prince Phoenix Slayer smiled warmly and said, "It's good that you're fine. If you're really tired, Scholar Drunken Sun, then rest well. Your health is more important."
'Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears' replied with a smile. Then, he grabbed his phone and left the place where the other fellow daoists were discussing the dao.
Then, he quickly called a few of his junior brothers and asked them for a favor … a very small favor.
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Two hours later.
In the 'Yiyang' region of China.
A young man was sitting in front of a computer, swaying back and forth in a bored manner.
His life had been very boring recently, and he lacked excitement.
After graduating from school, he became an ordinary office worker.
Then, he started to play fewer and fewer online games … because he didn't have that much energy to invest in them. Moreover, he didn't have the same passion as when he was at school, where he would call his friends to play games together. Gradually, he stopped playing large-scale online games. Occasionally, he would go online and play League of Legends, but it was limited to just one game.
In the past, he liked to watch movies, but now, the number of movies that he could watch was getting fewer and fewer. In the end, he became so bored that he started to develop a bad habit.
Regardless of which movie it was, he would do everything possible to find something wrong with it. Afterward, he would go online and give it a one-star review. In addition, he would do it with reason and evidence; he wasn't brainlessly hating the movie.
For example, today, he gave a one-star negative review to that madly promoted movie, [Apocalypse War]. The black dot was that small 'Evil General Mingyue'.
After giving the negative review, he started to feel bored again.
'What should I do now? Ah, it's about time to look for a girlfriend. 'The young man let his imagination run wild.
But right at this time, someone knocked on the door. The doorbell of his house was broken.
"Who is it?" the young man asked.
"Hello, we're here to check the water meter." A very magnetic voice was transmitted from outside the door.
The young man said, "My water meter is outside!"
"I'm just joking. We're from Fengshou Express Delivery. Open the door and receive your express delivery," the voice outside the door continued.
"Get lost! I haven't done any online shopping recently. Where did the express delivery come from?" the young man said angrily.
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