"Stupid Huangshan, I'll fight you to the death! Come, let's mutually injure each other! "[I'm Lord Huangshan's loyal dog] shouted through the voice chat function.
Immediately after, Doudou quickly sent a short video in the group. It knew that Yellow Mountain Zhenjun would despicably mute it after it finished shouting the words' mutually injure each other '. Therefore, it had to send the video in a cool and fast manner!
As expected, as soon as Doudou sent the video, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun quickly muted it … but Doudou's video link had already been sent.
Doudou was secretly pleased with herself. Stupid Huangshan, I've already seen through your tricks! I've won this round!
The members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group saw the link to the video.
The name of the video was [A Good Song That Can Make You Play Over and Over].
The cover of the video was a picture of Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's handsome face.
"A good song?" Beihe Sanren said in puzzlement. However, he didn't click on the link.
After seeing the video, Dongfang Snow Snow said happily, "I got it. The content of this video is surely the 'Song of the Stupid Huangshan'. There's no mistaking it."
Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: "That's not right. Given Doudou's disposition, she wouldn't repeatedly use the same method to 'mutually injure each other' with Senior Huangshan. I feel that this video isn't about that song, but Doudou's new work. "
After Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da finished speaking, the members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group became silent.
It wasn't that Yellow Mountain Zhenjun had muted the group. Rather, after hearing that it was Doudou's new work, the members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group couldn't help but click on the link one after another. They wanted to see what kind of new work Doudou had made after the 'Song of the Stupid Huangshan'.
As soon as the video link was played, the members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were somewhat disappointed after hearing the song.
"The fragrance of flowers in a flower basket, listen to me ~ ~"
Just as Dongfang Jing and Xue Xian had guessed, this song was still the "Song of the Stupid Huangshan", and not a new composition by Doudou.
If that was the case, how boring would that be? They had all listened to "The Song of the Stupid Huangshan", and there was nothing special about it. Beihe Sanren thought to himself.
Beihe Sanren's thoughts were the thoughts of the majority of the members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
"Huh? Something's wrong. I listened to the song and felt weak all over. I can't bring myself to do so, "Fairy Dongfang Snow said using the voice function.
"I feel like vomiting," Prince Phoenix Slayer said in the same voice message.
"We were tricked! This song is Fellow Daoist Creation's song!" Cave Lord Snow Wolf said in alarm.
[I've arrived at Huangshan. Huangshan is a good place, a good place, and a good scenery ~ Crops are everywhere, and fools are everywhere ~]
"It's definitely Dharma King Creation's song. My ears are going numb. However, the lethality of the song was somewhat low this time. Aside from feeling weak and feeling like vomiting, I didn't feel any other discomfort. I managed to survive with ease, "Prince Phoenix Slayer said.
Beihe Sanren said, "This proves that I'm still alive."
Cave Lord Snow Wolf said, "This proves that I'm still alive."
Dongfang Snow Wolf said, "Ahahaha, although I feel weak all over, Fellow Daoist Creation's song was pretty good. I discovered that the lyrics of the song kept repeating in my mind after listening to it. In particular, the line 'Crops are everywhere, and fools are everywhere ~' kept repeating in my mind. It's very interesting. "
Fairy Dongfang Snow was the one who liked the 'Song of the Stupid Huangshan' a lot. Normally, she wouldn't seek death, but when it came to the 'Song of the Stupid Huangshan', she would seek death with all her might.
"F * ck, it's really replying," Beihe Sanren said.
"Me too, my mind is filled with this line," Medicine Master said weakly through the voice function.
Three Waves: "Senior Spirit Butterfly, are you there? Your disciple fell into the Secret Realm of Slowness and can't get out. Help!"
Tunyun Sangha: "Dammit, my mind is filled with these lyrics. How long will it take to reply to them?"
Great Master Profound Principle: "[Bumping into a wall]."
Fairy Lychee: "Ahaha, someone as smart as me wouldn't have clicked on this video. You guys are too naive. "
Dongfang Snow: "[Voice Function]."
Fairy Lychee casually clicked on Dongfang Snow's voice function. Dharma King Creation's loud and clear voice echoed. It was the last line of the 'Song of the Stupid Huangshan', [Crops are everywhere, idiots are everywhere ~].
Then, Fairy Lychee also fell into an endless loop.
Fairy Lychee: "…"
Dongfang Snow: "Fellow Daoist Lychee, no need to thank me. Just call me Lei Feng."
Fairy Dongfang Snow didn't seek death under normal circumstances, but her death-seeking attitude was very unyielding in the 'Song of the Stupid Huangshan', and she wouldn't change her ways no matter how many times she was taught!
Eternal Fire is very tired and wants to retire: "Did I open the group in the wrong way? Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, did you add me to the wrong group? Are all the fellow daoists in this group Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless' alternate accounts? "
(Huangshan is very tired and wants to retire): "Ah, there's no mistaking it. It's this group, the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' that you wanted to join. My chat account only has this one group. "
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun unexpectedly changed his name.
Eternal Fire is very tired and wants to retire: "…"
Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team: "It's fine, Brother Eternal Fire. You'll get used to it in a few days. Afterward, you'll become part of the group. When I first joined, I also couldn't get used to it. But after a few days, I got used to it. "
Eternal Fire is very tired and wants to retire: "…" I'll go read the Four Books and Five Classics of the scholarly faction.
Just in this fashion, the message that Three Waves had managed to send with great difficulty was drowned out by the discussion of Dharma King Creation's singing.
Three Waves wanted to send another message, but it was unknown when he would have to wait.
In the Secret Realm of Slowness.
Three Waves looked at the nearby Liu Jianyi, who was wearing a cheap smile on his face, and faintly sighed.
Liu Jianyi seemed to love the Secret Realm of Slowness very much.
In this world where it took half a day to raise one's hand and half a day to raise one's foot, Liu Jianyi was very happy. There was no place more suitable for him than this world.
This slow-paced world was his paradise.
He wanted to settle down here and never go out.
×××××
In the meantime, in the Faraway Wandering Temple.
A small monk was looking at the sky with a bored expression on his face.
It had been some time since he sneaked out to get his hemorrhoids treated, and he was brought back to the Faraway Wandering Temple.
The small monk Guoguo said that after his hemorrhoids were cured, his chrysanthemum no longer hurt while meditating and practicing. After his hemorrhoids were cured, the efficiency of his practice increased by a notch. At this time, he had already opened another aperture, the 'Ear Aperture'. Moreover, he had obtained a pretty good innate skill, the [Wise Ear]. With this innate skill, he would be able to comprehend and master any cultivation technique or knowledge he saw with his ears at a much faster rate.
Whenever he listened to the lectures of the seniors of the temple, he would be able to comprehend even more things and draw inferences about other things.
"I'm so bored. Senior Brother Shuhang hasn't come to look for me recently. I really want to go to his place and play with Doudou, "the small monk muttered while looking at the sky.
Should I find another opportunity to sneak out to play?
I heard that a group of guests came to the Faraway Wandering Temple today. Maybe I can find an opportunity to sneak out among the guests?
However, I don't know where the guests are … Moreover, if I want to blend in with the guests, I should at least get familiar with them first, right?
The small monk put his palms together and muttered, "Buddha, please listen to this disciple's prayer. Ask Senior Brother Three Realms to be merciful and take me out to play."
After he finished chanting, the small monk thought for a moment, put his palms together again, and continued, "Senior White, please help the cute little Guoguo this time and give me an opportunity to leave the Faraway Wandering Temple! And Senior Brother Doudou, please give me the strength to run away from home! "
After he finished chanting, the small monk opened his eyes and looked around.
Now, it was up to Buddha and Senior White to see who would be more effective.
Would Senior Brother Three Realms suddenly lose his mind and take him out to play? Or would he get an opportunity to leave the Faraway Wandering Temple?
Just as he was thinking about this, the small monk's body suddenly trembled. Since he had mastered the Ear Aperture, he heard the voices of two little girls coming from not far away.
One of them had a tender voice, and it seemed to be around the same age as the small monk. The other one was a bit calmer and seemed to be older.
"Senior Sister, Senior Sister, I heard from Master that evil energy has been rising in the Jiangnan area recently. Perhaps a monster has appeared. Should we go and take a look? I've studied magical techniques for a long time, but I've never subdued a monster before, "the tender voice said.
"But we don't know where the Jiangnan area is. Moreover, this is the Faraway Wandering Temple, and it won't be easy for us to avoid Master, "the slightly older voice replied.
"The Faraway Wandering Temple is very big, and we can look for the help of the senior brothers in the temple. Then, we can find an opportunity to sneak out! "the tender voice said," As for where the Jiangnan area is, we can take a taxi there. I heard from the senior brothers of the sect that if you come to a strange place and don't know where it is, you can use your mobile phone to navigate. If you don't know how to navigate, you can take a taxi. "
"Then, should we look for a senior brother and give it a try?" The older voice was also very tempted.
In the distance … the small monk Guoguo's face was full of tears.
Wasn't this an opportunity for him to leave the temple and run away from home? Besides, he was very familiar with the Jiangnan area. He also knew that the university that Senior Brother Song Shuhang attended was in Jiangnan University City!
As for the place where the evil energy was rising, as long as he could find Senior Brother Song Shuhang, he wouldn't have to worry about not being able to find it.
Sure enough, compared to Buddha, Senior White was more reliable.
Hello, Buddha, goodbye ~ ~ ~ From today onwards, I'll change my faith!
The small monk rubbed his face and tried to hide the excitement on his face.
Then, he pretended to be calm and walked toward the direction of the two young voices.
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