Senior White Two: "As long as you can make me laugh happily, I'll consider it a pass. I've let you off so many times before. You must've seen a lot of jokes when you went back, right? "
Song Shuhang: "…"
Seeing that Song Shuhang didn't reply, Senior White Two raised her eyebrows slightly. "What, you didn't collect jokes again? Or did you not take the fact that I wanted to listen to jokes to heart at all? "
Song Shuhang hurriedly said, "Ahem, actually, when you pulled me in, Senior White, I was looking at jokes!"
"Alright, I believe you. So, hurry up and tell me a joke," Senior White Two said.
"But the jokes I saw are not easy to tell. If I tell them, you'll probably beat me to death, "Song Shuhang said honestly. Now that things had come to this, he could only come clean with Senior White Two. It would be best if he could use some other method to replace the 'jokes' like before.
"If you tell me, I'll beat you to death? It sounds very interesting … "Senior White Two thought for a moment before saying," Why don't you try telling me and let me hear it? How about this, if you can make me have the urge to beat you to death, I'll consider it a pass. "
Huh? Making Senior White Two have the urge to beat him to death … this couldn't be any easier, okay?
Song Shuhang opened his mouth and said, "Hehe, when your long hair … beep beep beep ~"
It was silenced.
"If you really want to die, I can help you, Little Friend Song Shuhang." Senior White Two chuckled. "In addition, I want you to tell jokes … not poke at my dark history."
"Actually, I've always felt that this joke is very interesting." Song Shuhang said seriously, "In any case, Senior White Two, you already had the urge to 'beat me to death', right? So, I won. Information that concerns the survival of the Confucian Faction, I'll accept it! "
Senior White Two: "…"
"Or, Senior White, are you going to go back on your word?" Song Shuhang added.
"Hehehehe." Senior White Two said, "Alright, there's no harm in telling you. The Sinful Black Lotus of the Netherworld Realm and the Virtuous Golden Lotus of the scholarly faction can both create a small world in the world they are in. Now, this information is reliable. "
"Can you really open up a small world? Isn't that great? The wish of the Confucian school that has existed for thousands of years will finally be realized … "Song Shuhang said. While he was possessing the Runes, he had heard the conversation between the old scholar and the golden lotus. The scholarly faction had nurtured the 'Virtuous Golden Lotus' in order to create a small world that was big enough for the disciples of the scholarly faction to live in. From now on, the scholarly faction and the Netherworld Realm would no longer be on the receiving end of a beating. Instead, the scholarly faction would be able to attack and retreat at will.
But suddenly, Song Shuhang's voice stiffened. "Wait a moment. This is a matter that concerns the life and death of the Confucian School. Is it possible that the world of the Sinful Black Lotus and the world of the Virtuous Golden Lotus will have some kind of hidden danger? Or is it possible that the world of the Sinful Black Lotus and the world of the Virtuous Golden Lotus are somehow connected? Or is it possible that the world of the Sinful Black Lotus and the world of the Virtuous Golden Lotus will explode? "
Senior White Two said, "It's not as exaggerated as you think. However, the world of the Sinful Black Lotus and the world of the Virtuous Golden Lotus are indeed connected. As long as we use a certain method, we can directly enter the world of the Virtuous Golden Lotus through the world of the Sinful Black Lotus of the Netherworld Realm. "
Song Shuhang sighed. If that was the case, the world of the Virtuous Golden Lotus of the Virtuous Golden Lotus of the Netherworld Realm would be no different from a sheep walking into a tiger's den.
"But more importantly, there is a guy in the Netherworld Realm that isn't any weaker than me, and he is preparing to use the world of the Sinful Black Lotus of the Netherworld Realm as a springboard to enter the world of the Sinful Black Lotus. This is the great calamity of the scholarly faction, "Senior White Two added.
"A guy that isn't any weaker than Senior White Two? Are you very strong, Senior White Two? " Song Shuhang unconsciously blurted out. As soon as he said these words, he wanted to give himself a taste of his own medicine. After all, his bad habit of being frank and outspoken always popped up whenever Song Shuhang felt that he had recovered from his illness, causing him to experience the pain of having a relapse.
"Hehehe." Senior White Two gently laughed.
"Cough, about that … Senior White Two, what I meant to ask is, how strong are you, Senior White Two?" Song Shuhang hurriedly tried to remedy the situation.
It was better to mend the pen after the sheep was lost.
"Hehe, if you really want to ask this question … I'll give you a hypothesis. If I jump into the world of the Sinful Black Lotus and enter the world of the Virtuous Golden Lotus, I can wipe out all the members of the scholarly faction with a single hand, from the old to the young, from the humans to the beasts, from the magical treasures to the buildings, "Senior White Two said faintly.
"With a single hand?" Song Shuhang secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"Yes, one hand, nothing more," Senior White Two said.
Song Shuhang immediately felt his legs go soft. From the looks of it, Senior White Two's fighting strength was even higher than that of the Venerable White Two in the main world. Moreover, he acted so wantonly in front of Senior White Two just now. Would Senior White Two be able to crush him to death with a single finger?
Senior White Two laughed, and said, "Are you afraid now?"
"Right, if I remember correctly, you can't leave the Netherworld Realm right now, right?" Song Shuhang suddenly thought of this point.
"Hehe, did you forget the connection between the world of the Sinful Black Lotus and the world of the Virtuous Golden Lotus? If that guy that isn't any weaker than me succeeds … I'll be able to find a similar method to leave the Netherworld Realm, "Senior White Two reminded him.
"Senior White, is it too late for me to admit my mistake now?" Song Shuhang asked with a serious expression on his face.
"So, tell me a funny joke. If it's a funny joke or a joke that makes me want to kill you, I'll let you leave this' infinite make-up test dimension '. That's what you call this place, right?" Senior White Two said.
After going around and around, he was back here again.
Song Shuhang said, "Senior White Two, apart from jokes, don't you have any other hobbies? Can't we change it to something else? "
"For the rest of my life … I'm counting on jokes," Senior White Two said with a calm expression on her face.
Your life's counting on jokes is too cheap!
So, do I really have to tell evil jokes to Senior White Two?
I feel that if I tell evil jokes, I'll be dragged into a place of no return.
… …
… …
Just as Song Shuhang was in deep thought for a short moment, he suddenly thought of something even more important.
Song Shuhang said, "Senior White Two, what can I do even if you tell me about this calamity?"
The existence of the Virtuous Golden Lotus of the scholarly faction was the biggest secret of the White Cloud Academy at this time. The White Cloud Academy hadn't told anyone about the Virtuous Golden Lotus.
Even if Song Shuhang knew that the world of the Sinful Black Lotus was connected to the world of the Sinful Golden Lotus, how was he supposed to tell the White Cloud Academy about it?
Was he supposed to tell them that there was a problem with the world of the Sinful Black Lotus and the world of the Sinful Black Lotus?
If that was the case, he would have to explain to the people of the scholarly faction where he got the information about the world of the Sinful Black Lotus. In addition, the scholarly faction had been preparing for the creation of the world of the Sinful Golden Lotus for hundreds or even thousands of years. It was impossible for them to stop the creation of the world of the Sinful Golden Lotus just because of one sentence or one piece of information.
"Hehe, you've asked the right question." Senior White Two said, "Since I came to look for you, it means that I have a solution in my hands. Although it might not work, I can let you give it a try."
"Senior White Two, please teach me how to do it," Song Shuhang said.
"I have a method here. After you learn it, you can go to the world of the Sinful Black Lotus and use it to leave your mark there. At that time, you will become the master of the world of the Sinful Black Lotus, and you should be able to stop that guy from entering the world of the Sinful Black Lotus, "Senior White Two said.
Song Shuhang forced a smile, and said, "The problem is, how am I supposed to enter the world of the Sinful Black Lotus? In addition, given my current strength, will I be able to become the master of the world? Even if I become the master of the world, will I be able to stop that guy that you mentioned, Senior White Two, from entering the world of the Sinful Golden Lotus? "
He wasn't a disciple of the Confucian Faction, and they definitely wouldn't let him enter the world of the Sinful Black Lotus in the near future.
"That's something you should worry about." Senior White Two shrugged his shoulders. He could only help them this much.
In fact, it was just as he had said to the ball of liquid metal earlier — whether the ball of liquid metal succeeded or failed, it wouldn't be bad for him.
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… …
Song Shuhang pondered for a moment, then asked, "In that case, Senior White Two, can I teach the method you taught me to someone else? For example, a disciple of the Confucian Faction? "
The world of the Sinful Golden Lotus was a space that the Confucian Faction had nurtured for thousands of years. It wasn't appropriate for Song Shuhang to become the master of this space. If possible, it was better to let the Confucian Faction handle it themselves.
"Up to you. I'm just doing what I can while I'm at it. As for how you're going to stop that guy, it's none of my business, "Senior White Two said indifferently.
Afterward, Senior White Two taught Song Shuhang the method to leave a mark in the world of the Sinful Golden Lotus. The process wasn't complicated … all he had to do was assume many postures and use his True Qi or spiritual energy to form a mark and leave it in the world of the Sinful Golden Lotus. It was just like dancing.
Senior White Two's dance was very beautiful.
However, Senior White Two couldn't guarantee that this method would work. He had only seen the ball of liquid metal use this method to leave a mark in the world of the Sinful Golden Lotus. Theoretically speaking, the method that could leave a mark in the Sinful Golden Lotus should also work in the world of the Sinful Golden Lotus.
"If it really doesn't work, you can always do the opposite of this method," Senior White Two said.
Song Shuhang: "… …"
She was acting so casually. She was too unreliable!
"Alright, the things I wanted to tell you and the things I wanted to teach you are all done. Now, time is of the essence. In the Netherworld Realm, that guy that isn't any weaker than me has already left its mark in the world of the Sinful Golden Lotus. If you are just a little bit slower, the world of the Sinful Golden Lotus will open, and that guy will jump over to the Netherworld Realm. At that time, it will be too late for you, "Senior White Two said.
"I'll head back immediately," Song Shuhang said with a nod.
"Hmm … Finally, did you forget something? If you want to leave, tell me a joke to amuse me first. Or, tell me a joke that will make me want to beat you to death. That's fine too, "Senior White Two said.
"…" Song Shuhang.
"Time is of the essence." Senior White Two floated in midair. "Perhaps you only need a few minutes to help the scholarly faction. Think about it carefully!"
… …
… …
Song Shuhang would never tell a wicked joke in front of Senior White Two. However, an idea suddenly flashed through his mind, and he recalled an interesting topic from a long time ago.
"Senior White Two, if you really want to tell me a joke, I'll tell you one." Song Shuhang had a serious expression on his face as he asked, "One Little White … oh, no, one Little White … no, one Little White plus one Little White, how much is that?"
"…" Senior White Two.
What was so funny about this topic?
But after seeing the serious expression on Song Shuhang's face, he cooperated and replied, "Alright, two Little Whites."
"Congratulations, you got it wrong!" Song Shuhang smiled smugly. "The answer is a Little White Rabbit."
"…" Senior White Two asked, "What's the reason?"
"Because, one … Oh, no, one Whitey plus one Whitey is equal to two Whitey. Two Little Whites is Little White Two. Right, 'two' is the number '2' in a certain language in the world. That language is called 'English'. In Chinese, 'two' means' rabbit '. Therefore, the answer is a Little White Rabbit! "
"Senior White Two pinched his chin and thought about it.
After thinking for a moment, he finally understood the joke point of this question. "Hahaha, it's a bit interesting."
"En en, how is it? Interesting, right?" Song Shuhang said expectantly.
"Just now, for a moment, I really had the urge to beat you up. Alright, this time you pass." Senior White Two waved his hand.
Song Shuhang's consciousness returned to the real world.
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…
When he came back, he found himself lying on a bench. Yu Jiaojiao and Su Clan's Shiliu were sitting not far away, talking about some interesting things in a low voice.
After hearing the sound of Shuhang getting up, Su Clan's Shiliu turned his head and said, "Shuhang, you're awake."
"En … I once again smoothly came out of that space." Song Shuhang sighed.
"This time, were you going to tell a joke to that nameless Senior?" Yu Jiaojiao asked.
Song Shuhang forced a smile and nodded.
"Then, did you tell that Senior some 'evil joke'?" Yu Jiaojiao asked expectantly.
"Jiaojiao, what kind of scene are you imagining?" Song Shuhang sighed. "I didn't tell any 'evil joke'. At that time, I had a sudden inspiration and thought of a brain-twisting question to muddle through. Right, now is not the time to talk about these things. Are Senior White and the others here? "
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