What to do? Senior White Two only gave him three chances.
However, on Song Shuhang's personal skill tree, the skill of "making up jokes" hadn't been activated yet!
Could it be that he had to give up Senior White Two's information about the "demons of the Netherworld"?
What if it was very important information?
Song Shuhang rubbed his temples — other than telling an interesting joke to make Senior White Two happy, was there any other way to make Senior White Two happy? So that he would tell him that important information?
But as for what Senior White Two liked, Song Shuhang knew nothing — except that he liked to listen to jokes.
Wait!
Suddenly, Song Shuhang had a flash of inspiration. "Senior White Two, why don't we exchange information for information? I can tell you information about the modern world in exchange for your information. "
Last time, he used this method to exchange for the help of Senior White Two and successfully passed the infinite make-up exam.
In the sky, Senior White Two crossed his hands and supported his chin, and said lightly, "I refuse … I don't have any information that I particularly want to know right now. Don't test me anymore. Today, I don't want anything but jokes! "
Today, Senior White Two had put up a defense that had no blind spots and was impeccable.
What a headache.
Song Shuhang rubbed the area between his eyebrows.
Calm down, what can I do to move Senior White Two?
Why don't I think about it from another perspective?
If I'm Senior White Two, what joke will I be amused by?
Well, this kind of "thinking about it from another perspective" … is completely useless!
Because he couldn't think of any interesting jokes at all.
Then think about it from another perspective, if … I'm not facing Senior White Two, but Senior White Two, how can I get the information I want from Senior White Two?
After thinking for a while, Song Shuhang suddenly wanted to flip the table — Senior White's temperament was completely different from Senior White's. If he or the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group asked Venerable White for some information, Venerable White would casually tell them, and he would never force them to tell jokes.
In that case … let's put ourselves in his shoes and think about it more deeply.
Think about it carefully. If you want Senior White to get high, what can you do? The method that could make Senior White high might be able to make Senior White Two high as well?
For example … racing? Dismantle electrical appliances? Provide a great place to go into seclusion? An interesting mystic realm? In short, as long as it was something interesting and novel, it was fine.
Song Shuhang's eyes lit up. Perhaps I can start from this aspect?
But there was another problem. This infinite make-up test dimension was a space of consciousness, and Song Shuhang couldn't bring things from the real world into this space. Otherwise, Song Shuhang could just take out his mobile phone and casually browse through the Internet to find a lot of jokes.
Therefore, under the premise of this' space of consciousness', what do I have that can pique the curiosity of Senior White Two?
Song Shuhang's expression kept changing.
In the air, Senior White Two still had a calm expression on her face as she indifferently looked at him.
After a short moment.
While Song Shuhang was thinking about something interesting, Senior White Two opened her mouth again. "Let me remind you of something … all urgent information has a time limit. If you still can't tell me a joke that can satisfy me, then once the time limit of this information regarding the demons of the Netherworld Realm is over, it will become meaningless. "
… Information that has such an urgent time limit?
Song Shuhang was a little anxious. Then, he suddenly thought of something that Venerable White was very interested in recently.
Song Shuhang said, "Senior White Two, are you interested in spinning a cocoon?"
"Ah?" In the air, Senior White Two's expression changed for the first time. She no longer had a cold expression on her face.
"You have to spit out silk from your mouth and form a huge cocoon, wrapping yourself inside. It's very fun." Song Shuhang quickly described the cocoon spinning process.
Finally, he added, "More importantly, if you sleep inside this cocoon, the quality of your sleep will be very good! As soon as you fall asleep inside, you won't want to get out of bed, and you'll want to sleep for as long as possible. "
At the very least, Venerable White Two really liked to sleep inside that big cocoon, and he would even laze around in bed to a new level.
After hearing this much, Senior White Two's eyes lit up.
At the beginning, when Song Shuhang was explaining the cocoon spinning process, he was still looking at Shuhang as if he was looking at a '213'.
But when Song Shuhang reached the end of his explanation, [If you sleep inside, the quality of your sleep will be very good … you'll want to sleep for as long as possible … you won't want to get out of bed …]
Senior White Two felt that if this thing really had such an amazing effect, it wouldn't be too bad?
"So, how do I get this cocoon?" Senior White Two asked.
"I have a new type of 'demodragon medicine' here. Not only can it strengthen a cultivator's constitution, but it can also allow a cultivator to spin a cocoon once. If you need it, Senior White Two, I can give you one! "Song Shuhang's eyes lit up.
Also … it would be even better if he could use this opportunity to find out more about 'Senior White Two's' identity.
Senior White Two finally stopped maintaining his cold posture. He jumped down from the void and landed next to Song Shuhang. "Are you sure that you can sleep very well inside the cocoon?"
"I'm sure. At the very least, when the other Senior White Two was sleeping inside the cocoon, she refused to come out no matter what," Song Shuhang replied.
Senior White Two asked, "In that case, can you confirm that you're still in the 'White Cloud Academy'?"
"You've already pulled me into the make-up test dimension, so of course I'm still in the White Cloud Academy," Song Shuhang said.
"Hehe, who said that I can only pull you into the make-up test dimension if you're in the White Cloud Academy?" Senior White Two glanced at Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang: "…"
F * ck, did I just hear some really scary news?
"Then wait for me when the time comes. I'll look for an opportunity to take the Demodragon Potion from you," Senior White Two said.
Song Shuhang nodded and said, "In that case, Senior White. As a deal, can you tell me that important information now? "
"You want to use the precious Demodragon Potion to exchange for my information?" Senior White Two chuckled.
"I can't help it. I really don't have any jokes in my head. When I go out this time, I will prepare some jokes as soon as possible. "Song Shuhang promised.
Senior White Two smiled and said, "Alright, a deal is a matter of mutual consent. Since you're willing to make such a losing deal, I'm happy to take advantage of it."
"That … Actually, Senior White, if you're willing to compensate me a little, I won't mind." Song Shuhang said with a serious expression on his face — this Senior White Two was mysterious and unfathomable. If he could obtain some benefits from him...
"Haha, you're really thick-skinned. Alright, let's talk about it after I receive the goods. If the cocoon formed by your demodragon potion can really make a person sleep so deeply that they won't want to come out, I'll look for an opportunity to compensate you, "Senior White Two said.
"In that case, Senior White Two, can you tell me the information now?" Song Shuhang said hurriedly.
What was this urgent information about?
After hearing Senior White Two mention that the information was time-sensitive, Song Shuhang had a few guesses in his mind.
Was it the demons of the Netherworld that were planning to launch a surprise attack on the White Cloud Academy?
Or were they planning to kill several important figures of the scholarly faction?
Or perhaps the demons of the Netherworld were making a feint, saying that they were going to deal with the White Cloud Academy, but were actually going to attack other scholarly factions?
Or was it that the strength of the demons of the Netherworld had increased?
Senior White Two said indifferently, "As for the content of the information … hmm, the demons of the Netherworld have already arrived at the White Cloud Academy. If I calculate the time, they should have already entered the inner area of the White Cloud Academy and are ready. The battle could break out at any moment. "
"Wait a moment ~" Song Shuhang said in surprise. "The demons have already entered the inner area of the White Cloud Academy? And the White Cloud Academy didn't sense anything? "
"What's so surprising about that? The scholarly faction and the demons of the Netherworld Realm have been fighting for tens of thousands of years. The disciples of the scholarly faction have a deep understanding of the demons of the Netherworld Realm, and vice versa. The demons of the Netherworld Realm also have a deep understanding of the style, characteristics, and weaknesses of the scholarly faction. I reckon that the demons of the Netherworld Realm will start their attack soon, "Senior White Two said with a smile.
Song Shuhang froze for a moment, and then asked, "In that case, why did you tell me this information?" Didn't this Senior White Two say that she was from the camp of the Netherworld Realm?
"It's very simple. After all, I wasn't the one who gave the order to attack the White Cloud Academy, "Senior White Two said with a smile.
Song Shuhang nodded, and said, "I understand. Senior White Two, can you send me out of this consciousness space? I'll immediately prepare the demodragon medicine and wait for you to come and take it."
This information was too scary, and he had to send it back as soon as possible.
"Alright." Senior White Two snapped her fingers.
"Snap!"
Just like that, Song Shuhang's consciousness was sent out of this space.
… …
… …
After sending off Song Shuhang, Senior White Two crossed her arms and rested them under her chin.
The other 'will' of the Netherworld Realm had given the order to mobilize the demons of the Netherworld Realm to attack the scholarly faction, that ball of liquid metal. It didn't hide the fact that it was mobilizing the demons of the Netherworld Realm from Senior White Two. From the looks of it, it wasn't worried that Senior White Two would get in its way.
After a short moment, Senior White Two's consciousness left this space and returned to the Netherworld Realm.
He buried himself deep underground in the Netherworld Realm.
On the ground, the huge ball of liquid metal floated in the void.
That guy was still lingering around like a ghost!
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