'F * ck, I actually forgot to use the shapeshifting brooch.' Song Shuhang thought to himself.
He could imagine how stupefied Tu Bo would be when he saw his ridiculously bulging muscles …
No, it should be more accurate to say how stunned he would be. Recently, the country had been promoting the use of civilized language, saying that one should not be pretentious, and that one should be civilized.
So now … how should he explain his muscles to his best friend?
Tell the truth? Stop joking! If he told Tubo that his muscles were formed by spinning silk, spinning cocoons, and then after breaking out of the cocoon, he would definitely suspect that his brain was wired wrongly.
Perhaps he could push the blame to the 'XXXX Health Products Company'?
— — Ever since I ate the 'XXXX Health Products Company's' new medicine, my waist no longer aches, my legs no longer hurt, my whole body is full of energy, and I can go up 30 floors in one go. After eating it for a month, my muscles grew out in just one month?
No, that's not right.
Just as Song Shuhang was in a dilemma, Dongfang Six Fairies's voice came from behind, "Shuhang, why are you still wearing those muscle props? Don't you find it too hot? Why don't you take them off? "As she spoke, Dongfang Six Fairies winked at Song Shuhang.
"Haha, because Tubo knocked on the door, I ran over to open the door and forgot to take off the props." Song Shuhang laughed.
— — Dongfang Six Fairies, well done.
[So it's a movie prop muscle? No wonder it looks so weird.] Tubo secretly nodded his head.
But the next moment, he suddenly felt that something was wrong.
His gaze was fixed on Dongfang Six Fairies who was behind Song Shuhang.
Dongfang Six Fairies was a tall beauty, and she practiced the "Sky Demon Nine Dance Steps", so she was good at dancing. Therefore, her figure could be said to be perfect.
More importantly, why was this beautiful sister still in Song Shuhang's room in the middle of the night?
Was he going to start showing off his single dog mode again? A single dog is still a dog, please love a dog!
Before Tubo could finish sighing with emotion, another girl came out of Song Shuhang's room — this time, it was a mature elder sister type of beauty. It was Yu Jiaojiao, who had transformed into her mother's appearance. "Shuhang, come here, I'll help you take off this muscle suit."
"Okay, thank you." Song Shuhang hurriedly ran towards Yu Jiaojiao. "Tubo, wait for me. I'll take off my equipment first."
"O … Okay." Tubo nodded.
Two girls? Was this a one-sided beating?
* * * * *
After a while, Song Shuhang, who had reverted to his normal size, accompanied Tubo out of the house and strolled around the holiday villa.
On the way, Tubo could not help but ask, "Shuhang, what's your relationship with Miss Yu Jiaojiao and that Miss Dongfang?"
"We're just ordinary friends. It's not as complicated as you think. We're just here to try out the equipment." Song Shuhang laughed. "You, on the other hand, did you say that you were abused? What happened? "
"About that, ah, a single dog can't afford to get hurt." Tubo sighed. "Do you still remember that a few days ago, I was helping my second grade cousin with his summer homework?"
"Yes, I remember." Song Shuhang nodded. At that time, Tubo was writing a book titled "Winter and Summer Homework – Primary Two – Language". It left a deep impression on him.
Tubo sighed. "Today, that kid asked me for help again. He asked me to help him with his summer homework … At that time, I was puzzled and asked him, 'Didn't I finish my summer homework with you?' Do you know what his answer was? He said, 'This time, I asked you to help me with my girlfriend's summer homework. She's already in the fourth grade and I really don't know how to do her homework. Therefore, I can only ask you for help. ' At that time, I wanted to smash my phone in anger. "
This kid's way of abusing a single dog was especially fresh and natural.
"Later on, I suddenly couldn't sleep. Therefore, I wanted to talk to you guys to ease the pain in my heart. At first, I wanted to look for Yangde. However, he was sleeping too soundly and I couldn't wake him up. Forget about Gao Mou, that winner in life. Therefore, I could only look for you, Shuhang. "Tubo continued.
Song Shuhang laughed dryly. "Hahahaha." He finally understood. Abusing a single dog was just an excuse. Tubo himself couldn't sleep. Therefore, he wanted to find someone to accompany him for a walk.
"Right, Shuhang, you've been very mysterious lately. Don't tell me you've secretly gotten a girlfriend?" Tubo asked.
Thinking back, it seemed that Song Shuhang had become strange since the end of the previous semester. He would often disappear at night. He would also not be seen during lunch break.
In addition, he also had a lot of strange friends around him.
For example, the owner of Tuhao Island. For example, during the filming of the movie, he had a bunch of handsome and beautiful friends.
Recently, he had felt that Song Shuhang was a bit mysterious.
"Hahahaha." Song Shuhang replied. "Girlfriend … how should I put it? We haven't confirmed our relationship yet. "
"As expected, you also want to leave the single dog team?"
"Not to that extent. We're still trying to get in touch. We can't even be considered lovers." Song Shuhang replied.
"Unrequited love?" Tubo patted his chest. "Why don't you tell me about the other party's situation? I can give you advice and guarantee that you'll be able to win the heart of the beauty. Don't think that I'm still single. I've successfully matched up with a few lovers. "
"There's no rush. It's not to that extent yet." Song Shuhang replied.
Coincidentally, the conversation between Song Shuhang and Tubo was overheard by a dazed figure sitting on the roof.
The figure rolled her eyes and the corners of her mouth curled up.
Then, the figure took out her makeup box and touched up her makeup. Then, she lightly jumped down from the roof.
…
…
Song Shuhang continued to accompany Tubo as they strolled around the resort. They chatted about all sorts of things.
At this moment … a slender figure leisurely walked towards the two of them. Before the figure arrived, a faint fragrance wafted through the air.
Song Shuhang and Tubo could not help but raise their heads to look at the figure.
Under the moonlight, they saw a woman wearing a white short skirt standing in front of them.
She wore a small white round hat on her head, and her long blue hair fell to her calves. Her hair was very long, very thick, and very soft, and it draped behind her like a cloak.
Her skin was as white as snow. She seemed to be of mixed Chinese and Western descent. Her facial features were exquisite like those of the East and West.
Her eyelashes were also blue. They were long and eye-catching. She was wearing a pair of white high-heeled shoes, which made her look even taller.
"Cosplay?" Tubo asked curiously.
Her blue hair and equally blue eyelashes made her look like a doll. This was not a hair color that a normal human could have.
As soon as Tubo's voice fell, the domineering blue-haired beauty. Then, with graceful steps, he arrived in front of Shuhang.
"Darling, I've found you." The blue-haired beauty's voice was cold and aloof. However, her tone was soft and sweet.
Song Shuhang: "?"
Tubo: "!"
"My dear ~ Why did you come here? I've been looking for you for a long time. "The blue-haired beauty said coquettishly.
"So … sorry. Miss, did you get the wrong person?" Song Shuhang hurriedly said.
"You're so annoying, Song Shuhang." The blue-haired beauty stretched out her finger and lifted Song Shuhang's chin. Her breath smelled like orchids. "It's getting late. Why don't we go for supper first? Or, do you want to, eat, me first? "
The blue-haired beauty licked her lips seductively as she spoke.
Song Shuhang was stunned … no way.
Tubo, who was at the side, was shocked.
A moment later, Tubo patted Song Shuhang's shoulder. "Shuhang, I have something to do. I'll be leaving first. Have a good time tonight. "
"Wait, wait, Tubo. I don't know her! Trust me. "Song Shuhang hurriedly said.
But as he spoke, the blue-haired beauty pounced forward and hugged Song Shuhang's arm. Her eyes narrowed as she revealed a sweet smile.
Tubo: "Shuhang, thank you for accompanying me for so long. Don't worry about me. I'm going back to sleep. Goodbye ~ "
The blue-haired beauty smiled and waved at Tubo. "Goodbye ~"
"…" Song Shuhang.
"Sister-in-law, take good care of our Shuhang." Tubo confidently waved his hand and jogged away. These days, the methods of people showing off their love were getting better and better.
Caught off guard, she was forced to eat a mouthful of fragrant dog food in front of her while being showered with affection.
… …
… …
After Tubo ran far away.
Song Shuhang didn't know whether to laugh or cry as he looked at the blue-haired beauty hugging his arm. "Senior, don't play anymore. Tubo is already far away."
Song Shuhang could feel a huge amount of 'spiritual energy' coming from the body of this blue-haired beauty. It wasn't any weaker than Senior Northern River's. In other words, the opposite party was a Spiritual Emperor at the peak of the Fifth Stage.
The opposite party wasn't a senior of the Nine Provinces Number One Group. He had seen all the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group that came to shoot the movie, and there wasn't a blue-haired female cultivator among them.
Moreover, the opposite party even knew his name … was she a helper that Senior Xian Gong invited?
"Aiyaya, Shuhang Little Friend, you are really heartless ~" The blue-haired beauty evilly smiled.
Song Shuhang said, "Senior, now isn't the time to shoot the movie. You don't need to get into character."
"But I find it very interesting. Ahahaha." The blue-haired beauty retracted her arm and blinked her eyes.
"… …" Song Shuhang.
"Are you angry?" the blue-haired beauty asked.
The corner of Song Shuhang's eyes twitched.
"Sigh, you don't have the slightest sense of humor." The blue-haired beauty sighed. After pondering for a moment, she said, "How about this, I'll apologize to you. Hmm, is there something you want to know? "
"Something I want to know? In what way? " Song Shuhang asked. He wanted to know a lot of things, but what kind of information did the opposite party want to tell him?
The blue-haired beauty pondered for a moment and replied, "In what way? But if you are worried about someone or something, I can tell you if they are safe or not, "the blue-haired beauty replied after pondering for a moment.
Safe or not?
Song Shuhang pondered for a moment and suddenly had a flash of inspiration. Therefore, he asked, "In that case, I want to know if my Reiki is safe or not?"
"You want to ask about your Reiki, right? Alright, just watch me. "After saying this much, the blue-haired beauty took out a turtle shell.
"… …" Song Shuhang.
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