"Bang, bang, bang ~" A series of boisterous explosions rang out.
Three Waves's face was covered in tears. These weren't tears of regret or sadness. Three Waves had never regretted seeking death.
These were transparent tears that flowed out because he couldn't stand the pain.
Pain, this was a pain that even a Fifth Stage Spirit Emperor couldn't bear!
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber felt that his body had reached its limit. Then, with a loud 'pop' sound, his body exploded like a punctured balloon!
Was Brother Medicine Master really that ruthless? Too cruel!
I'm going to die, after the explosion, I'm really going to die … Just as Three Waves was thinking about this, after his body exploded, it was as if he had shed a layer of skin. What exploded was only a layer of skin. Inside, a brand new, white, and tender Thrice Reckless Mad Saber had 'grown'.
In the next moment, the new 'Thrice Reckless Mad Saber' quickly inflated and exploded.
And so on, in a cycle.
Everyone heard the boisterous sound of firecrackers, but it was actually Three Waves exploding again and again, regenerating again and again, continuing the cycle of explosions.
Every time Thrice Reckless Mad Saber exploded, it meant that he had exploded once. On average, Three Waves would explode two to three times every second!
And this frightening sound of firecrackers lasted for nearly half a minute. Three Waves felt that he had exploded at least 170 times. Every explosion consumed Thrice Reckless Mad Saber's physical strength and spiritual energy. After more than 170 explosions, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber was already very weak.
He couldn't live, and he couldn't die.
Finally, the sound of explosions stopped.
Although the sound of explosions was loud, the power of the explosions wasn't big, and the daoist robe on Three Waves' body hadn't been destroyed.
Three Waves felt as if a thick layer of leather armor had appeared on his body — no, it wasn't leather armor. Those were the old 'Three Waves' that had died in the explosions!
Medicine Master, this Wave and you are irreconcilable!
Three Waves thought to himself — after Medicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist's wedding was over, he would definitely think of a way to give them a big gift. He already had a lot of ideas in his mind, and he was just waiting to get out of here before putting them into action!
Just as Three Waves was thinking, his body swelled up again … F * ck, again? Is there no end to it?!
But this time, it didn't explode. Just let Three Waves fill a hot air balloon hanging in the air. Then, more than ten festive red cloths exploded from his body, covering him entirely. Every piece of red cloth hung down, and on it were written happy blessings.
Three Waves: "…"
Below, Feng Chuanzi, who was playing the role of Medicine Master, was holding the hand of Riverly Purple Mist, who was playing the role of Murong Painting, and they were walking toward the wedding scene.
During this period, Director Jacob even arranged a close-up shot of Thrice Reckless Mad Saber. Although the wedding scene was somewhat nondescript, he wasn't shooting a historical drama. Instead, he was shooting a parallel universe in the future. Therefore, it wasn't a problem to arrange a modern-style wedding.
The leading couple of the wedding entered the hall.
Apothecary's parents were beaming with joy. They had been sitting there for a long time, waiting for their son to enter the house.
Medicine Master's parents had white hair, but they still looked very young.
Their cultivation was not high, only at the Third Stage. In fact, if they were ordinary Third Stage cultivators, their lifespans would be almost up by the time they reached their age.
However, Medicine Master had used a life-prolonging medicinal pill to greatly prolong their lifespan.
But it was also for this reason that Medicine Master's parents were looking forward to seeing Medicine Master get married and have a few chubby children.
… …
… …
Without Three Waves causing trouble, the shooting of the movie proceeded smoothly.
Feng Chuanzi and Murong Painting successfully completed their wedding, and Medicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist also seized the opportunity to settle their marriage.
While the wedding was going on, Riverly Purple Mist didn't forget about the cameras outside and the shooting of the movie.
She was very diligent in playing the role of Murong Painting. From the very beginning, her eyes were full of hope, hoping that the main character, Ling Ye, would appear in time. Later on, a hint of worry appeared on her face, and she finally gave up, completing the wedding with Feng Chuanzi.
Since she was in a good mood, Riverly Purple Mist performed very well.
The shooting of the movie was very smooth, just like moving clouds and flowing water.
Director Jacob was very satisfied.
With that, the shooting of the movie came to an end.
… …
… …
The shooting of the movie had come to an end for the time being, but the banquet of the Nine Provinces Number One Group wouldn't end just like that. After all, today was the day of Medicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist's wedding.
Riverly Purple Mist had already prepared the banquet in secret. The dishes were prepared by ordinary immortal chefs, but the wine was very good. After all, Riverly Purple Mist had prepared for this day for many years.
On this night, the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, Song Shuhang, his friends, and the members of the movie crew drank to their hearts' content.
Gao Mou and the ordinary members of the movie crew got drunk a long time ago, and Venerable Spirit Butterfly's subordinates sent them to their respective rooms to rest.
After drinking enough, Song Shuhang swaggered out of the room, looking for Senior Medicine Master. At first, he wanted to look for Senior Medicine Master and give him a gift to congratulate him on his wedding. After all, he had already thought of a gift. Didn't Senior Medicine Master ask him for a few hundred years old green onion sprout not too long ago? It just so happened that he had some fresh green onion sprout with him.
However, the half-drunk and half-awake Song Shuhang didn't manage to find Senior Medicine Master. After all, Senior Medicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist had just finished their wedding today. Perhaps he was in the middle of a 'spring night'.
Thereupon, Song Shuhang swaggered back to his room.
After getting out of the door, he saw Beihe Sanren and True Monarch Fallout in the middle of pulling Senior Three Waves out of the air.
Beihe Sanren said with a smile, "Thrice Reckless, are you still alive?"
In the Nine Provinces Number One Group, the relationship between Northern River's Loose Cultivator and Thrice Reckless Mad Saber was actually pretty good. Song Shuhang still remembered that when he first joined the group, Beihe Sanren would remind him every time Senior Three Waves sought death, telling him not to go overboard.
At this time, Three Waves weakly smiled with a pale face.
"It seems he's still breathing," True Monarch Fallout said with a smile. True Monarch Fallout said with a smile. After saying that, he took out a medicinal pill from his bosom and stuffed it into Thrice Reckless's mouth. "Swallow it. This is the antidote to the insect poison concocted by Medicine Master. It can also restore some of your vitality.
After the medicinal pill entered his mouth, Three Waves's round body quickly recovered to its original state.
At this time, Three Waves's body was as white and tender as a newborn baby's, and his skin was so smooth that even female cultivators would be envious.
"I didn't expect that Medicine Master's insect poison was actually a beauty product?" Beihe Sanren joked.
"I … feel … like I'm going to die," Three Waves said in a hoarse voice.
When Song Shuhang was passing by, he happened to hear Senior Three Waves' words.
Perhaps because he was a little drunk, he swayed and squatted next to Senior Three Waves, saying with a serious expression, "In that case, Senior Three Waves, do you have any last words?"
"…" Beihe Sanren.
"…" True Monarch Fallout.
Three Waves's eyes lit up. With a glance, he could see that Song Shuhang's Little Friend was in a drunken state. So, teasing Song Shuhang's Little Friend must be very interesting?
Thereupon, Three Waves trembled as he stretched out his hand and grabbed Song Shuhang's hand. "Last words … Right, I need a last word!"
"…" Beihe Sanren. He felt that Three Waves was courting death again.
The drunk Song Shuhang forcefully grabbed Senior Three Waves's hand. "Senior Three Waves, if you have any last words, please say them. I'll write them down for you."
"After I die … please bury me between Medicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist. I can't separate them while I'm alive, and even if I die, I want to squeeze myself between them and be a mistress. "The more Three Waves spoke, the more forceful he became.
Song Shuhang nodded, took out a small notebook, and wrote down Three Waves's words.
"Wait … that's not right!" Three Waves suddenly sighed faintly. "If I die now, I don't know when Medicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist will die. How can I squeeze myself between them? These last words aren't appropriate. "
"Then should I cross out these last words?" Song Shuhang hiccuped and crossed out Senior Three Waves' last words.
"Then let's change it … After I die … cremate me." Three Waves had a sorrowful expression on his face, and the more he spoke, the weaker his voice became. "You don't need to build a grave for me, and you don't need to erect a monument for me. You just need to scatter my ashes into the sea. My greatest wish is to let my ashes float along with the waves. "
"No problem, Senior Three Waves!" Song Shuhang said seriously.
He rewrote Senior Three Waves's last words, and then … he bent down and lifted Senior Three Waves up.
At this time, Three Waves was in a weak state, and he couldn't resist. "Shuhang Little Friend, what are you doing? Quickly put me down. "
"Senior Three Waves, don't talk anymore. It will consume your strength," Song Shuhang said seriously. "I'll carry you over and cremate you. Then, I'll carry your ashes and have Senior White take me to the beach. Then, I'll scatter your ashes into the sea and let them float along with the waves! "
The half-drunk and half-sober Song Shuhang's mind was already muddled, and he didn't even know what he was doing. There was only one thought in his mind, and that was to carry Senior Three Waves, who was about to die, to the crematorium and cremate him.
Then, he would fulfill his last wish and scatter his ashes into the sea and let them float along with the waves.
Three Waves, "…"
Damn, was Song Shuhang's Little Friend serious?
"Don't, Song Shuhang, Little Friend, I was just joking. Beihe, quickly come and help me! "Three Waves shouted.
Beihe Sanren, "…" He didn't know why, but he was suddenly looking forward to the scene of Song Shuhang cremating Three Waves. It would definitely be interesting, right?
And so, they watched as Song Shuhang carried Three Waves and walked into the distance step by step.
* * * * *
Unfortunately, in the end, Three Waves wasn't cremated by Song Shuhang.
After carrying Senior Three Waves for about two hundred meters, Song Shuhang laid down.
He laid in the middle of the road, and Three Waves, who was originally on his shoulder, was thrown far away by Song Shuhang.
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