Gao Moumou wrote more than fifty thousand characters in one go with the help of alcohol to liven things up that night.
One had to know that even if Yu Jiaojiao locked him in a small black room for a whole day and fed him Vitality Medicinal Liquid, Spirit Green Tea, and Body Tempering Liquid to replenish his physical strength and mental energy, he would only be able to write 30,000 to 40,000 characters in a single day.
But tonight, Gao Mou's fingers quickly typed on the keyboard, and he wrote two days worth of characters in a single night! If not for the fact that he was drunk, he would have written even more!
Exactly 50,000 characters.
When Yu Jiaojiao sobers up and sees that Gao Mou has written 50,000 characters, how surprised will she be?
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In the meantime, in a bamboo garden near a lake in the Jiangnan area.
This was the residence of a good friend of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue. The whole building, including the outer walls, was made of bamboo.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue spent the whole night gathering the right ingredients. She already had the menu of the 'immortal dishes' that would help Song Shuhang improve his constitution in her mind.
One main dish and 13 side dishes. The main dish had to be eaten in one go, and the side dishes only needed to be eaten in a certain amount. One feast would be enough to make Song Shuhang's constitution soar.
After thinking about it, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue started to process the ingredients.
She wanted to prepare the 'immortal dishes' here and directly deliver them to Yu Jiaojiao's villa.
On the edge of the kitchen stove, the 'onion spirit crystal' that she had received from Song Shuhang was placed there. She planned to add some chopped green onions to see how effective the side dish would be.
Just as Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was quickly processing the ingredients, the door of the bamboo garden's kitchen opened. A slender figure yawned and swayed her waist as she walked in.
She was Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's good friend, the owner of the bamboo garden. She was tall and slender, and she was a head taller than Immortal Fairy Bie Xue. Her figure was not fiery, but her waist was very thin, like that of a water snake. When she walked, she swayed her waist, and every step she took was as pleasing to the eye as if she was dancing.
"Bie Xue, what are you doing so early in the morning?" The woman arrived beside Immortal Fairy Bie Xue and moved her head closer to take a look at the pot.
"Don't move around. This is something I made for a little fellow daoist," Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said. "Don't you want to sleep for a while? I'll make you a vegetarian breakfast later. "
"When I fell asleep, I smelled the aroma and woke up hungry. It's all your fault, making something so fragrant so early in the morning. I want to eat vegetarian meat, vegetarian chicken, vegetarian beef, and so on. In any case, I just want it to taste like meat. "The woman with the slender waist giggled.
However, she didn't go and eat the ingredients that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was cooking. After all, interrupting an immortal chef while he was cooking would anger him.
Given her relationship with Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue shouldn't be angry. However, it was best to avoid this kind of thing that could easily cause the boat of friendship to capsize.
More importantly, due to certain reasons, she could only be a vegetarian and could not touch any meat! He had to endure for at least another year and ten months!
Therefore, the woman with the slender waist squatted next to the stove, smelling the aroma and drooling. However, she could only look and not eat.
Suddenly, she saw the onion spirit crystal that was placed next to the stove.
It smelled very fragrant.
"Bie Xue, what is this?" she asked.
"It's a green onion, but its shape has changed. Someone turned it into a crystal," Immortal Fairy Bie Xue replied without turning her head.
Green onion?
That's a plant?
If it's a plant, then it's a vegetable!
After thinking up to this point, the woman with the slender waist quickly stretched out her head and nimbly rolled up the onion spirit crystal. After chewing twice, she swallowed it.
"Delicious, very delicious. I'm so happy." She held her cheeks with both hands, a happy expression on her face.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue turned her head around.
She rubbed her temples and said, "Did you eat the green onion crystal?"
"Hmm, very delicious." The woman with the slender waist was still immersed in the happy taste.
"That's a green onion! Didn't you say that you wanted to abstain from eating meat? " Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said with a bitter smile. Moreover, it was a precious spice that she had just exchanged for with an immortal dishes. She hadn't even had the time to use it when it was eaten.
The woman with the slender waist proudly said, "I know. That's why it's a plant, so it can be eaten."
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said, "Although it's a plant … it's a vegetable!"
"What? There's such a thing? But when that damned baldy warned me to abstain from eating meat, he only told me that I couldn't eat animals, but I could eat plants. But he didn't tell me that green onions are meat? That damned baldy tricked me! "the woman with the slender waist screamed.
Just as they were discussing, a small pagoda descended from the sky outside the bamboo garden.
"Stupid snake, you've violated the rule of abstaining from eating meat. Now, obediently enter the pagoda with this little monk and close up for three years and six months. Chant scriptures to wash away your sins!" A loud voice echoed from the small pagoda.
Just as the voice was speaking, a ray of light shot out of the small pagoda and entered the kitchen of the bamboo garden, shining on the body of the woman with the slender waist.
The ray of light turned into a suction force that attracted the woman with the slender waist and dragged her toward the small pagoda.
"No, don't! You damned baldy tricked me again! I just came out of the pagoda two months ago, and I haven't enjoyed anything yet. I don't want to go back immediately! Moreover, why do you want three years and six months? Do you like three years and six months so much? "the woman with the slender waist shouted. She firmly grabbed the edge of the stove with both hands to resist the light of the pagoda.
"That's not up to you. When I let you out of the pagoda two months ago, you made an agreement with this little monk. After coming out of the pagoda, you had to abide by the agreement and abstain from eating meat for two years. As long as you could hold on, this little monk wouldn't catch you again. But now, you've broken your vows, and you've lost! Whether you're a human or a snake, as long as you make a mistake, you have to take responsibility for your actions. Now, obediently enter the pagoda with this little monk and chant scriptures for three years and six months! "The voice from the pagoda echoed once more, and the suction force of the small pagoda became even stronger.
Just like that, the woman with the slender waist was dragged out of the kitchen step by step.
Her fingers left ten deep marks on the ground, and she firmly held onto the doorsill. "Damned baldy, didn't you say that animals can't be eaten, and only plants are fine? Aren't green onions plants?! You tricked me, I don't accept it, I don't accept it! "the woman with the slender waist shouted." Bie Xue, save me! "
The corner of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's mouth twitched. She wanted to help, but there was nothing she could do.
The majestic voice from the pagoda said angrily, "Hey, silly snake, don't try to twist the facts. When did this little monk tell you that I only eat plants? This little monk is only telling you that it's meat, animals can't eat it! "The loud voice in the pagoda said angrily.
The woman with the slender waist blinked her eyes and thought for a moment. F * ck, that damned baldy really only said that! He didn't say that I only eat plants. The latter half of the sentence was something she had made up in her head — animals can't be eaten, so I can only eat plants.
"I don't care, I don't care! Damned baldy, you tricked me with words, I don't accept it!" the woman with the slender waist shouted.
However, her refusal to accept it was completely useless. The suction force was getting stronger and stronger, and the cries of the woman with the slender waist were getting softer and softer. Just like that, she was dragged into the exquisite small pagoda!
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue rubbed her face. She felt that her expression was somewhat stiff, and she was completely speechless.
"In that case, Fairy Bie Xue, this little monk will take his leave first. I'll take this silly snake back to recite scriptures and practice." The voice from the small pagoda echoed once more. From the looks of it, the monk inside the pagoda and Immortal Fairy Bie Xue knew each other. Their relationship wasn't any worse than that of the woman with the slender waist.
"Hmm, goodbye, Great Master … I hope you two have a good time," Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said. Even though her good friend had been captured by the monk, she was still very calm.
After all, this kind of thing had already happened more than thirty times in the past ten years.
Every time, it happened in front of her, and she was already numb to it!
Just as Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was speaking, a 'bang, bang, bang' sound echoed from the small pagoda. It was the final struggle of the woman with the slender waist.
But after a short moment, the small pagoda calmed down.
The body of the pagoda turned around and whizzed high up in the sky, disappearing without a trace …
* * * * *
August 8th, overcast. Without the blazing sun, the weather had finally cooled down a bit.
Morning, 9 o 'clock.
Yu Jiaojiao finally woke up from her hangover. Yesterday, after Gao Mou had returned, she and Shuhang Shuhang had gotten Tubo and Yangde drunk.
Afterward, she and Gao Mou had gotten drunk by Daoist Priest Horizon as well!
There was always a higher mountain, and each wave was stronger than the previous one!
Now that she had woken up, she felt that her head was still aching.
After seeing that she had woken up, the servants brought over some soup to dispel the hangover, as well as some breakfast.
Speaking of breakfast … yesterday, Shuhang Shuhang had bought no less than fifty meat sandwiches, and even today's breakfast had been included.
But Shuhang, Yu Jiaojiao, and their roommates had only eaten ten of them. As for the remaining forty, they had ended up in Daoist Priest Horizon's stomach.
That daoist priest had eaten and drunk to his heart's content yesterday, and his face was glowing. Shameless!
Yu Jiaojiao rubbed her temples once more.
After getting out of bed, she habitually pulled over the tablet next to her and swiped it a few times, wanting to see how many words Gao Mou had written yesterday.
But after pulling over the tablet, she recalled what had happened yesterday. Yesterday, Gao Mou had spent the whole day chatting with his friends, and in the evening, he had gone drinking with her and gotten drunk. How could he have had the time to write?
In other words, Gao Mou shouldn't have written anything yesterday … Yu Jiaojiao faintly sighed. For the past few days, she had been having a good time reading tens of thousands of words every day. Now that he had suddenly stopped writing, she felt very uneasy.
Just as she was thinking about this, she refreshed the page of the tablet and saw that Gao Mou's novel had unexpectedly been updated with 16 chapters in one go.
Yu Jiaojiao rubbed her eyes with her small claws in disbelief.
It really was 16 chapters, and each chapter had 3,000 words.
That was a word count of around 50,000!
What was going on?
When did Gao Mou write so many manuscripts?
Yu Jiaojiao tried hard to recall what happened yesterday.
Then, a scene suddenly emerged in her mind.
It was the scene of Gao Mou suddenly getting up after drinking too much and saying a very awesome wish.
After saying that, Gao Mou waved his hand. [I'm going to write now. Today, I'm going to write to my heart's content, and I'll fight until dawn! Don't stop me, I'll fight with anyone who stops me!]
At that time, everyone was drunk, so naturally, no one stopped Gao Mou.
Could it be that Gao Mou really went to write at that time? And even wrote until dawn?
Moreover, he wrote 50,000 words.
Yu Jiaojiao blinked her eyes.
Wait, 50,000 words, what a coincidence?
She took out her phone, swiped open the page of her phone, and showed Venerable White's photo.
While holding the phone, Jiaojiao felt a little excited.
Was it really that effective?
Yesterday, she tried to make a wish to Venerable White's photo, and the wish was for Gao Mou to write 50,000 words yesterday.
But in yesterday's situation, logically speaking, Gao Mou had no time to write at all.
But he hadn't expected that Gao Moumou would really write more than 50,000 characters this morning!
This was the power of wishes!
[Senior White, the almighty Senior White!]
Yu Jiaojiao clenched her claws. She felt that she should do something.
After thinking about it, Jiaojiao swiped open her tablet and logged into an account.
The account's ID was' Tyrant Flood Dragon who wants to father a football team '.
There was no mistaking it, it was her father's ID. As for why she had her father's account … it was because she was the one who had applied for True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon's account!
After logging into True Monarch's account, she opened the [Nine Provinces Number One Group] and downloaded another set of 'Senior White's expression package'.
Then, she packaged the expression package and sent it to her main account, [Dragonfish Ah Jiao].
The complete set of 'Venerable White's expression package was now in her hands.
Jiaojiao had already prepared to change the screen of her phone to a picture of Venerable White every day. Whenever there was nothing to do, she would say goodbye to him and accumulate some good karma.
This way, the next time she had a wish, it might be even more perfect. Next time, should she try to make Gao Mou write 100,000 words a day?
Hmm, that wouldn't be appropriate. If he wrote 100,000 words at once, the content would surely be too lousy. In that case, how about making Gao Mou write 20,000 words a month instead?
Just as she was in deep thoughts, Yu Jiaojiao changed her screensaver and wallpaper to an emoticon of Venerable White. This way, she would be able to pray to Venerable White every time she unlocked her screen.
Right, she had to share this joy with other people!
She had to share her joy and life!
Yu Jiaojiao logged into her account with her phone and posted a message on her status page.
Yesterday, I made a wish to a picture of a beautiful senior. Today, when I woke up, I discovered that my wish was already fulfilled. I feel that the world is full of love.
Attached was a picture of Yu Jiaojiao's mother with a bright smile.
There weren't many people added to her 'Dragonfish Ah Jiao' account. Most of them were True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon's family, his wives, his son, who was about to form a football team, and his daughters.
There were also some fellow daoists and seniors that she was on good terms with.
In addition, Yu Jiaojiao had added Venerable White's account not too long ago. Back then, Venerable White asked her for help during the incident that caused a small tsunami on an isolated island in the East China Sea. At that time, the two of them added each other as friends.
For this reason, Yu Jiaojiao used 'beautiful senior' instead of 'Senior White' when she posted her status page so that Senior White wouldn't see it and send her a [Disposable Flying Sword Latest Edition].
After all, she wasn't Jouko Hagi. She wasn't interested in riding on a flying sword and playing Thomas the Giant Slalom in the sky.
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