[Two-in-one chapters, six thousand words. I'm rich!] []
Song Shuhang said calmly, "I originally thought that I only wanted to make a short movie, and I didn't need a script or anything. I just wanted to make it as interesting as possible … But when my friend said that, I felt that what she said made sense. Moreover, my friend recommended herself to help me find an author who could write a movie script, and she promised that he would come up with a very interesting story. So, I agreed. "
Hearing this, Gao Mou touched his face, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.
"Then, a few days ago, I suddenly had something to do, and I had to go to a faraway place … So, the task of finding an author who could write an interesting story was given to my reliable friend, and I didn't interfere in this matter," said Song Shuhang.
Gao Mou: "…" He felt that his face was a little twisted.
"Hahaha, looking at your expression, you've already guessed it, right? That's right, that reliable friend of mine, her name is Yu Jiaojiao. In a sense, she is indeed a very cute girl. " As Song Shuhang said this, he gave a thumbs up to Gao Mou — Yu Jiaojiao's mother was so beautiful, and once Jiaojiao advanced to the fifth stage and transformed, her appearance would definitely not be bad. From the perspective of 'future', she would definitely be cute and beautiful.
Gao Mou felt a little stomachache. "Then, that super unfortunate guy who was caught by Miss Yu Jiaojiao and locked in a small dark room, writing twenty to thirty thousand words every day, and if he couldn't write, he wouldn't be given food. Is his name Gao Mou?!"
"That's right, as expected of a novel writer! Your thinking ability is very good. "Song Shuhang flattered him a little.
But it was obvious that this flattery had landed on the horse's leg.
"In other words, the reason why I was locked up in a small dark room, unable to sleep and writing so hard was because you, Shuhang, suddenly wanted to shoot a movie?" Gao Mou touched his chest, which made his heart beat a little slower.
Song Shuhang affirmed, "That's right, it's exactly like that."
Gao Mou gritted his teeth and said, "Shuhang."
"Yes." Song Shuhang reminded him again, "So-and-so, we agreed in advance that everything was just an accident. This is an interesting joke that the God of Fate has played on us. I have explained it to you bit by bit, so don't fall out with me. "
"Don't worry. The boat of our friendship can withstand strong winds and waves. It won't capsize just like that." Gao Mou clenched his teeth. "Come here!"
"What?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Come here, I promise I won't beat you to death!" Gao Mou clenched his fists. At this time, he only had one impulse — he wanted to let Song Shuhang know what the iron fist of 'friendship' meant! Don't worry, it will be very painful!
"Don't even think about it." Song Shuhang chuckled and said, "And you can't beat me now."
"Don't think that you're invincible just because you've grown a little taller. Come here quickly, I'll let you have a taste of my iron fist of friendship. "Gao Mou lowered his voice and roared.
"I didn't just grow a little taller." Song Shuhang revealed a standard six-toothed smile. Then, he reached out and lifted his shirt, revealing his marble-like figure.
Every muscle on his body was well-defined. It was not as plump and fat as a bodybuilder, but every muscle was full of explosive power. As long as Song Shuhang exerted a little strength, every muscle in his body would be mobilized, full of violent aesthetics.
"F * ck." Gao Mou's eyes widened. Damn it. A few days before the holidays, Song Shuhang clearly had a small belly. It had only been three months. How did he train to have such dazzling muscles?
Even if he was injected with a muscle injection, he wouldn't be able to grow such muscles.
"Hehehe." Song Shuhang assumed the pose of a bodybuilder and said, "See? From the muscles on my body, you can see that my constitution has already been maxed out. The current you can't beat me. "
Gao Mou gritted his teeth. "Pfft, I don't care. You're not allowed to fight back. Let me beat you up to vent my anger. "
"Dream on. There's no door or window!" Song Shuhang chuckled. "I'm not a masochist."
"Pfft, then I'll make a hole in the wall myself. Take this, Shuhang. Die. " Gao Mou put one hand on the table and jumped up. His legs turned into scissors and cut toward Song Shuhang — Gao Mou had practiced this before!
However, his other leg was hooked by the edge of the table. The table that came with the boss's chair was also very big.
With a thud, Gao Mou lost his balance and fell to the ground.
Song Shuhang: "…"
He looked like he was in pain.
He squatted beside Gao Mou and asked, "Are you okay?"
"What do you think?" Gao Mou raised his head and covered his nose. His eyes were moist. He said bitterly, "Originally, I just wanted to pull you, my 'best friend', to accompany me in the little dark room. But in the end, you're the one who sent me to the little dark room. Our friendship is over! "
Song Shuhang smiled, and said, "You want to end our friendship so quickly? Didn't you say that our friendship is strong enough to withstand strong winds and waves? "
"It's leaking, all right? Even if it leaks, it can still sink! "Gao Mou rolled his eyes.
"All right, then let it sink." Song Shuhang reached out and pulled Gao Mou up from the ground.
Gao Moumou suddenly felt as though he was being pulled up from the ground by an irresistible force. The difference in strength between the two of them was like a baby being unable to break free from the strength of an adult!
Gao Mou clenched his teeth and said, "Damn, Shuhang, what have you been eating recently? Isn't your strength a little too much? "
Shuhang said softly, "Mm, I've been through a lot recently. It's hard to explain in a few words."
"Chance, take this!" As they were talking, Gao Mou suddenly lashed out with his leg. The angle of his leg was tricky and it swept toward Song Shuhang's calf – Gao Mou had practiced martial arts when he was young. Although he had abandoned it for many years, he still had some foundation.
Clang!!
The next moment, Gao Mou's eyes almost popped out of their sockets. His leg just now felt like it had swept an iron pillar. It bounced back and it was extremely painful.
"Despicable, Shuhang, how dare you put a metal plate in your pants! Our friendship is really over! " Gao Mou clenched his teeth in pain. In order not to wake up his girlfriend, Yayi, he endured the pain. He was really suffering in silence.
Song Shuhang was speechless.
He silently pulled up his trouser leg, revealing the same well-defined muscles on his calf. Then, he revealed an annoying smile. "That's why I didn't put a metal plate in. See, my thigh is full of muscles."
"You bastard, did you practice Golden Shield?" Gao Mou rubbed his leg – his kick just now was mostly a joke and he didn't use much strength. Even so, it still hurt.
"Then … now, do you want to kick me a few more times to calm down? I feel like I don't have to dodge. " Song Shuhang blinked his eyes and said – when someone kicks your left leg, you have to offer your right leg and let them kick you. This way, you will feel very good ~ ~
"Kick your sister." Gao Mou rolled his eyes.
He climbed back into the boss's chair and thought for a while. Then, he suddenly chuckled.
In this world, some things were just so coincidental. When many small coincidences were linked together, unexpected things would happen.
Song Shuhang sat down in front of Gao Mou again and said, "I'm sorry, but it was really an accident. I didn't expect that the author that Yu Jiaojiao brought would be you. Moreover, I asked you before if you were writing novels, and you said that you weren't. So, you are also responsible. "
Gao Mou rolled his eyes – writing novels was his private little secret. How could he tell someone he knew?
"Well, I asked Yu Jiaojiao not to lock you up in the little black room anymore. Just treat it as playing here for a few days." Song Shuhang continued.
Yu Jiaojiao, who was on Shuhang's shoulder, raised her claws at Shuhang – not locking Gao Mou in the little black room meant that she couldn't read twenty to thirty thousand word updates a day anymore.
Gao Mou continued to roll his eyes – if you dare to lock me up in the little black room again, I will fight with you!
"But so-and-so, are you interested in writing a movie script?" Song Shuhang asked again – if Gao Mou was not willing to write it, they would find someone else to write it.
"Of course, why not? I can earn some pocket money for me and Yayi for our honeymoon. " Gao Mou said angrily – previously, Yu Jiaojiao had agreed with him to write a movie script, and the price was not low.
Then, Gao Mou added, "And I also have a request."
Song Shuhang said generously, "What request? Don't be polite. "
Gao Mou said seriously, "I also want to play a role."
"That's not a problem. We can bring Tubo and Yangde along too." Song Shuhang nodded – the more actors there were, the livelier it would be. They only needed to remind the seniors to restrain themselves when Gao Mou was acting and not scare them.
"Then it's settled. What kind of story do you want? I will try my best to think of an interesting story. "Gao Mou said.
"How about a futuristic sci-fi and Xianxia?" Song Shuhang asked tentatively.
Gao Mou: "…"
Sci-fi? Even a layman like him knew that sci-fi required special effects. If Song Shuhang wanted to make a sci-fi short, did he need special effects that cost fifty cents?
Xianxia would also need a lot of special effects.
Song Shuhang asked softly, "Can't I do that?"
"No problem, it's just sci-fi and Xianxia … I will write it for you." Gao Mou gritted his teeth.
"Oh right, Old Gao, remember that the main character is very handsome and full of fairy aura." Song Shuhang added – after all, it was Senior White who was playing the main character.
"No problem." Gao Mou smiled evilly.
Then, he would see how he would torture the main character.
Gao Mou wanted to act as the main character's eternal opponent and torture the main character to death again and again. He wanted to take revenge for what he did!
In Gao Mou's opinion, the main character would definitely be Song Shuhang himself.
* * * * *
At the same time, on the other side.
In the sky above the Jiangnan area.
A young man with a kind face stood on the rooftop of a building in the Jiangnan area, enjoying the night breeze.
The young man had short black hair and looked very spirited.
If Song Shuhang was here, he would definitely be stunned after seeing this man. Because this young man with a kind face looked exactly like Song Shuhang himself.
Not only his appearance, but his aura and behavior were also exactly the same as Song Shuhang!
But this man was not Song Shuhang's Reiki.
"Finally got rid of Medicine Bro. Medicine Bro is really hard to deal with, he actually secretly put so many tracking powders on me. If it was someone else, they would have fallen into Medicine Bro's trap. Unfortunately, the opponent is me. "This' Song Shuhang 'said proudly.
"Where should I go next? Earth is too dangerous these days, I should go to space to hide. "This' Song Shuhang 'muttered.
Right, I should check the situation of the enemy first. He took out a strange mobile phone and swiped on it a few times.
In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Su Clan's Seven: "Brother Medicine Bro, what are your current coordinates? I'll bring a baboon over to look for you … tonight, we'll eat monkey brains! "
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: "... Fellow Daoist Seven, eating monkey brains is an evil path! You should cherish monkeys. "
Su Clan's Seven: "Bah! Just obediently let me cut open the baboon's head, don't talk nonsense. "
Three Waves: "…"
After about a minute, Medicine Bro appeared. "I'll send you the coordinates. Also, Copper Trigram ran away. "
Su Clan's Seven: "He ran away really fast."
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "Given Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram's personality, he would definitely run away if he knew that so many fellow daoists wanted to talk to him. Fellow Daoist Medicine Bro, didn't you leave anything on his body to track him? "
"I did, a lot, but they were all erased," Medicine Bro replied briefly.
Prince Phoenix Slayer: "When did Copper Trigram run away, and how long has he been running for?"
Medicine Bro replied, "Four hours ago. Half an hour ago, the medicinal powder on his body was erased. The last place he disappeared was in the coastal area. "
Prince Phoenix Slayer: "If it's been so long, he might have already run to a foreign country!"
Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: "[Picture of the head of a cute puppy]"
Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: "[Picture of the head of a dog being furiously rubbed]"
Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: "Given Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram's personality, it'll be very difficult to find him since he already ran away. As long as he changes his appearance, it'll be impossible to find him in this vast sea of people! "
Many fellow daoists that wanted to talk to Copper Trigram felt regretful.
But right at this time, Medicine Bro also added, "However, I left a kind of medicine in his body. It's about to activate on its own. Once it's activated, Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram will become very weak for a short period of time. Perhaps we can seize this opportunity to find him. "
The corner of 'Song Shuhang's mouth rose into a complacent smile. The coastal area was just an eyesore for him.
Hmph, you want to find me? In your dreams!
Even if I'm in a weakened state, the effects of my disguising technique won't decrease in the slightest!
At this time, I'm Song Shuhang's Little Friend, and no one will be able to see through my disguise!
Sure enough, this' Song Shuhang 'was Immortal Master Copper Trigram in disguise.
Right at this time, Beihe Sanren got online. "Copper Trigram won't be able to run away, I guarantee it! Right, is there any fellow daoist in space who can contact me? I'll give you some coordinates. I think that shady fortune teller is probably flying toward space at this time. Compared to Earth, space is much vaster and safer. The coordinates I've given you are the most likely place for him to enter space. "
Prince Phoenix Slayer: "Fellow Daoist Northern River, Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram will also see your words in the group."
"It doesn't matter. I want him to see it. I'm sure that he's flying toward space at this time. As long as he enters space, I'm 50% sure that I'll be able to intercept him. At that time, hmph. "Beihe Sanren sent a sinister smiling emoji. It would be even better if Copper Trigram saw this message.
It would be even better if the opposite party decided to stay on Earth because of this message. Space was very big, and it would be very difficult to catch him if he really escaped into space. If he stayed on Earth, there would be a chance to find him.
But if Copper Trigram still wanted to go to space, Northern River's message would at least give him a scare! The shady fortune teller's heart skipped a beat.
Just as Beihe Sanren sent this message, several fellow daoists in the group popped up and said that they were going to space.
Then, North River's Loose Cultivator entered private chat mode.
… …
… …
In the Jiangnan area's multi-storied building, the corner of 'Song Shuhang's mouth twitched.
He was worthy of being called Beihe Sanren, his old rival. The saying that the person who understood you the most was often your enemy wasn't wrong.
Just as he was preparing to escape to space, the opposite party had already guessed his intentions. Northern River was simply a roundworm in his stomach!
Immortal Master Copper Trigram silently sighed and took out his turtle shell, preparing to perform another divination. If it was a very auspicious future, he would find a place on Earth and hide there.
If it was a dangerous future, he would happily fly to space.
Well ~ there was nothing he could do about it. After all, he was a shady fortune teller!
Now that he knew that he was a shady fortune teller, he felt very sad.
The copper coins scattered from the turtle shell, and Immortal Master Copper Trigram looked at the picture of the divination and counted with his fingers.
Good luck, good fortune!
Things weren't looking too good! From the looks of it, one's journey in space would be fraught with calamities.
Perhaps Northern River had really arranged an inescapable net and was waiting for him to walk right into it.
"Hmph, the world is so big. Is there really no place for me to hide? If worse comes to worst, I'll just change my face and blend into the crowd. There are eight billion people in the world, how are you going to find me? "Immortal Master Copper Trigram snorted coldly. Moreover, he could even disguise himself as a small animal.
However, he would remember the name 'Beihe Sanren'. During the great battle on the summit of the forbidden city, he would definitely give Beihe Sanren a good lesson.
After thinking up to this point, Immortal Master Copper Trigram put away his turtle shell and lightly jumped, jumping from one building to another.
"Whoosh!"
But right at this time, a sword light quickly shot toward his position from a distant place.
On the sword light was a fairy maiden wearing a red dress. The fairy maiden had a serious expression on her face, and her eyes were closed as she tried to sense something.
Very soon, the fairy maiden saw Immortal Master Copper Trigram, who had the appearance of 'Song Shuhang'.
"I found you, Shuhang Little Friend!" The fairy maiden smiled. Then, she whizzed and landed in front of Immortal Master Copper Trigram.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram forced a smile inwardly. What he was afraid of had come true. Just as he was thinking of hiding from the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, he didn't expect that he would bump into one of them.
The person who had just arrived was Fairy Firefly of the Nine Provinces Number One Group. She practiced a special cultivation technique related to 'attractive' and 'repulsive' forces. She had a very good temperament, and she was very easy to talk to.
But sometimes, she would get into a dead end when it came to some strange matters. After getting into a dead end, she would become very stubborn and inflexible.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram squeezed out a smile and said in the tone of a Shuhang Little Friend, "Fairy maiden, good evening!"
"Yes, Shuhang Little Friend. I'm in a hurry, so let's not waste time. "After saying this much, Fairy Firefly stretched out her hand and untied something on her waist.
Around her waist, there was a decorative silk scarf that she took off.
Then, under Immortal Master Copper Trigram's confused gaze, Fairy Firefly tied the silk scarf around his waist.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram had no idea what the fairy maiden was doing.
"Do you still have fasting pills?" Fairy Firefly asked in a soft voice.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram, who was disguised as Song Shuhang, shyly nodded and said, "A little."
Fairy Firefly explained, "That's good, then. Let me explain. This silk scarf is a part of my magical clothes. It can protect you just like a spacesuit, preventing you from getting hurt in space. "
Spacesuit? Preventing me from getting hurt? What is she trying to do? Why do I have a bad premonition?!
Immortal Master Copper Trigram was busy sneaking out of Medicine Master's place earlier. Therefore, he didn't see the messages in the Nine Provinces Number One Group where Fairy Firefly wanted to send Song Shuhang back to space.
He only found out from the messages that Song Shuhang's Little Friend had already returned from space.
Thereupon, he conveniently disguised as his Little Friend and sneaked around the Jiangnan area.
"In that case, Shuhang Little Friend, have a safe trip. Let's meet again in a month. "After saying this much, Fairy Firefly branded several seals on Immortal Master Copper Trigram's body.
Since she didn't have the time to prepare a space capsule this time, Fairy Firefly sealed enough spiritual energy inside her silk scarf. This layer of spiritual energy would form a protective layer and protect Shuhang Little Friend from getting hurt while passing through the atmosphere.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram was dumbfounded. She isn't planning to send me back to space, right? Don't be so cruel!
"Launch!" Fairy Firefly said in a grave tone.
In the next moment, Immortal Master Copper Trigram soared into the sky like a flame, directly disappearing into the night sky!
"Aaaaaaah!" Immortal Master Copper Trigram cried out miserably.
He was in space! Fairy Firefly was really planning to send him to space!
For some unknown reason, Immortal Master Copper Trigram felt very sad. Since he was poisoned by Medicine Master, he was in a weakened state for a short period of time. Therefore, he didn't have the strength to break free from Fairy Firefly's repulsive magical technique.
He could only look on helplessly as he was sent into space, gradually disappearing.
Dammit, why did I suddenly get the urge to disguise myself as Shuhang Little Friend today!
"I don't want to go to space!" Immortal Master Copper Trigram's pitiful cry echoed in the horizon. Was this the result of that 'lucky' divination from earlier?
…
…
Below, Fairy Firefly placed her slender hand above her eyes and sent off 'Song Shuhang's Little Friend with her gaze.
"As expected, sending Shuhang Little Friend to space was the right choice. I feel much better now, "Fairy Firefly said. Aside from being stuck in a dead end, Fairy Firefly also had a small case of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Whenever she thought about how Song Shuhang's thirty-day trip to space wasn't up to the mark, and there were still more than twenty days left, Fairy Firefly felt very uncomfortable.
But everything was fine now.
Fairy Firefly opened the Nine Provinces Number One Group and sent a message: "I've already sent Song Shuhang's Little Friend to space again, and left a magical mark on his body. After one month, a fellow daoist in space can conveniently bring him back. Otherwise, I'll pull him down with me. "
Beihe Sanren: "Fairy Firefly, you've worked hard." Shuhang Little Friend, you've also worked hard.
Fairy Firefly: "This is the agreement I made with Venerable White. It's something I should do."
Right at this time, Song Shuhang, who was chatting with Gao Mou, took out his mobile phone and saw this message. He was dumbfounded.
I was sent to space again? When did this happen?
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