Whenever Fairy Lychee took a selfie, it was time for the members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group to enjoy some benefits. There were many beautiful fairy maidens in the world of cultivators, but Fairy Lychee was an eye-pleasing fairy maiden who liked to take selfies.
Today, it was time to enjoy some benefits.
At this time, in Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's immortal cave on Yellow Mountain Zhenjun.
A small pekingese had locked itself inside a small black room — it had already locked itself inside for more than half a month.
Doudou shrank in a corner of the small black room with a tablet in its hand, silently logging into the Nine Provinces Number One Group and peeking at the screen.
It couldn't speak at this time. Yellow Mountain Zhenjun had muted it for 30 days in the group.
Moreover, it couldn't speak in the real world, either. Yellow Mountain Zhenjun had muted it for a whole year in the real world.
This time, stupid Huangshan was really angry.
Fairy Lychee took a selfie again. Stupid Huangshan would be in a good mood if he saw it, right? ]
Speaking of which, Shuhang has no spirit of loyalty. He hasn't been online for a long time, and he didn't even think of me when I went online a few days ago … he's too unfaithful! Does he not know that I'm in the biggest crisis of my dog life? Woof, woof! ]
Doudou was very depressed. Although it had locked itself inside the small black room, it still had ways to get some information from the outside world. If it didn't have these methods, how could it escape from Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's immortal cave and run away from home so often?
According to the information Doudou had obtained, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun had already made an appointment with several fellow daoists and was preparing for its wedding.
After all, it was a monster dog of the Fourth Stage that was about to condense its monster core and become a pekingese of the Fifth Stage. It was a supernova among monsters, and it was time to find a female dog to marry and give birth to a litter of puppies.
But the problem was that it would be the one getting married during the upcoming wedding!
It was hard to imagine the scene of it being married off while wearing red makeup.
What plot does stupid Huangshan have? Does he want to castrate me? Or does he have some kind of special method to turn me into a female Lil Pea? ]
Other than these two possibilities, there was another possibility that frightened Doudou even more — she was originally a 'female' dog demon! The little Doudou that he had now might have been temporarily transformed by the idiot Huangshan using some magical Daoist technique?
Maybe I was born a female dog?
Doudou had been thinking about this terrible question for the past few days.
Ever since Yellow Mountain Zhenjun brought it back to his cave abode, he had never seen it again. The Perfected Monarch was only arranging a wedding for it, making it very grand.
The True Monarch's simple action made Doudou start to doubt his identity as a dog and his gender.
No, I can't just sit here and wait for death. I must escape again. Whether it's castrating me, turning me into a female, or being born a female, this is not the life I want! No matter what kind of dog it is, I don't want it. If I had to choose, I would choose to be led by a dog! ]
Doudou used its paw to turn off the tablet — it was preparing to run away from home again, and this time, it didn't want to stay on Earth.
It wanted to go to the boundless space just like Song Shuhang!
Even a rookie of the Second Stage like Song Shuhang could survive in space. How could it, a pekingese of the Fourth Stage, starve to death?
Hmm, it was better to bring some fasting pills before leaving home.
* * * * *
At this time, in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Even in the wee hours of the morning, there were still a lot of fellow daoists online. After all, powerful cultivators didn't need too much sleep.
Copper Trigram, who was lying on the sickbed, flattered, "Fairy Lychee is so beautiful. Are you satisfied with this dress?"
Fairy Lychee: "I'll forgive you!"
Thereupon, 'Copper Trigram' happily changed his ID back to 'Immortal Master Copper Trigram'. Then, he jumped out of the sickbed, no longer having to pretend to be a patient on the sickbed.
At this time, Beihe Sanren sent a 'smirking' emoji in the group.
Beihe Sanren: "Copper Trigram, I want to ask you a question."
Immortal Master Copper Trigram quickly replied, "No need to ask. Insignificant Northern River, I won't answer your question!"
"…" Beihe Sanren.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram also added, "Of course, if you respectfully call me 'Mister Copper Trigram', I might consider answering your question depending on my mood."
"Shady fortune teller, you're dead! September 1st, on the summit of the forbidden city, I'll kill you! "Beihe Sanren clenched his teeth.
"I will return these words to you without changing a single word! Insignificant Northern River, you're the one who's going to die! "Immortal Master Copper Trigram laughed heartily. He was in a good mood. Fairy Lychee didn't pursue the matter any further, and his disciple, Immortal Fortune Teller Iron Trigram, was slowly recovering. Copper Trigram felt that the world was full of love.
"…" Beihe Sanren.
Su Clan's Seven popped up, and asked out of curiosity, "Northern River, what question do you want to ask Copper Trigram?"
"Brother Seven, that's a good question." Beihe Sanren laughed. "I'm thinking about something. Back then, that shady fortune teller disguised himself as Fairy Lychee to perform shady divinations. In that case, I want to ask him if, apart from Fairy Lychee, he also disguised himself as another fellow daoist in the Nine Provinces Number One Group to perform shady divinations? "
After reading this much, Immortal Master Copper Trigram had a bad premonition.
"F * ck!" Three Waves popped up, and said through the voice message function.
The possibility of this happening was very high, and he had to be on guard!
Su Clan's Seven: "Immortal Master Copper Trigram, I also want to know the answer to this question!"
Fairy Lychee: "Hehehehe."
Prince Phoenix Slayer: "Immortal Master Copper Trigram, I also want to know the answer to this question!"
More and more fellow daoists popped up, and the Nine Provinces Number One Group started to flood again.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram: "Ahahaha, today's weather is pretty good. You guys continue chatting. I suddenly remembered that I have something to do, so I'll take my leave first. "
The weather is pretty good my ass! It's still early in the morning in China!
After seeing Immortal Master Copper Trigram's message, Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman couldn't remain calm. "Wait a moment, Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram, wait a moment. Did you also use my appearance to perform shady divinations?"
No wonder the seniors in his hometown looked at him strangely five years ago, feeling that there was some misunderstanding. Was it possible that this shady fortune teller had caused trouble, and he was the scapegoat?
"Hehe, I suddenly remembered something. A hundred years ago, a fellow daoist suddenly asked me if I was practicing divination techniques. At that time, I was completely confused. Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram, a hundred years ago, you didn't use my appearance to perform shady divinations, right? "Su Clan's Seven sent a sneering emoji.
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman wasn't the only one who felt that there was a problem.
At this time, Immortal Master Copper Trigram's hand that was holding the phone felt unstable.
"You're not going to reply? Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram, my saber can't wait any longer! " Su Clan's Seven continued. He was the battle maniac Su Clan's Seven, and fighting was his favorite thing to do!
Prince Phoenix Slayer: "My treasured sword can't wait any longer."
Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: "[Adorably stupid dog head] emoji."
Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: "[Angrily rubbing the head of the dog above] emoji. ]
Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: "After mocking myself, my big halberd can't wait any longer!"
Dharma King Creation: "My singing voice can't wait any longer!"
"Don't worry, Brother Dharmaraja, don't let both sides suffer. I, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, will take care of your share. Thrice Reckless Mad Saber's thirst has doubled! "Thrice Reckless Mad Saber quickly said.
"What Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless said is correct," True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple said calmly. Dharma King Creation's singing voice could cause nuclear pollution …
When the bright moon appears: "If it's me, Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram won't disguise himself as me, right?"
Fairy Lychee: "Fellow Daoist Scholar Eye-Catching, you don't need to be afraid. Immortal Master Copper Trigram won't be able to remember you."
"Thank you, Fairy Lychee." When the bright moon appears sent a 'sighing' emoji. "But I'm Scholar Drunken Moon. If you can't remember me, you can use the 'friend name' function! "
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Fairy Lychee repeatedly apologized. But for some unknown reason, she didn't want to use the 'friend name' function on Scholar Drunken XXX.
But right at this time, Beihe Sanren sent another message and stabbed Immortal Master Copper Trigram in the back. "Hehe, Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram, are you still at Medicine Master's place? I saw your IP address. "
Dammit, his IP address was exposed!
Immortal Master Copper Trigram silently put down his phone.
He took a deep breath.
Then, he took out the tortoise shell and performed a divination on himself. Although fortune tellers wouldn't perform their own divination, Immortal Master Copper Trigram was an exception.
The copper coins inside the tortoise shell flew out, and after falling to the ground, they formed a very beautiful picture.
It was a very good divination, a very auspicious sign.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram's eyes immediately started to tear up.
In the next moment, he looked at the distant Medicine Master and shouted, "Brother Medicine Master ~ I'll reserve the VIP bed for another ten days. No, I'll reserve it for September 1st!"
Medicine Master silently put down the phone in his hand and nodded. "Hmm, no problem. Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram, you can rest in peace and recuperate. "From the looks of it, Medicine Master had been watching the whole time and already knew what had happened.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram: "Brother Medicine Master is still the most considerate."
"Yes, doctors have the heart of a parent. You don't need to worry. No matter how serious your injuries are, I'll definitely cure them," Medicine Master said.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram was so moved that tears streamed down his cheeks.
But right at this time, Medicine Master also asked, "In that case, did Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram disguise himself as me and perform shady divinations?"
"Crack!" Immortal Master Copper Trigram's whole body stiffened. After a while, he forced a smile and said, "About that … I don't think so?"
"From the looks of it, you did." Medicine Master silently nodded his head.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram's legs went soft … what could be more dangerous than offending the doctor in charge when he was seriously injured?
Earth was very dangerous. Should he consider escaping to space?
* * * * *
At this time, in a luxurious villa in the Jiangnan area.
Yu Jiaojiao had returned to the size of a palm and was lying on her stomach on the bed. She had a satisfied expression on her face as she used her claws to tap on the screen of her phone. She was looking at the latest updates of a certain author who was locked in a small black room.
Although it was early in the morning, her mental state was very good.
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