On the other side of the rooftop …
The two martial arts masters were fighting fiercely. Even the fiery sun in the sky could not stop their determination to fight to the death.
Song Shuhang thought about it and did not immediately step forward.
He waited for a while, waiting for the battle between the masters to come to an end. Especially the male master, he was clearly preparing for his ultimate move – the neo-Amstrand style Cyclone Armstrong Cannon!
"This is the time!" Song Shuhang seized the opportunity and revealed half of his body. He greeted the two masters in fluent Mandarin, "Hi, how are you!"
Ka …
This sudden voice was like a basin of cold water in the winter, pouring over the heads of the two martial arts masters.
Especially the male master, he felt his heart beating ten times faster and it almost jumped out of his chest! He turned his head stiffly and stared at where Song Shuhang was.
Then, when he found out that the troublemaker was a weak student and not a dormitory teacher, his face turned ferocious and he clenched his fists – any man would be enraged at this moment.
"I know, it was very exciting to be seen by others during the battle, I heard it all. So, there is no need to thank me, my name is Lei Feng. "Song Shuhang waved his hand and said with an enthusiastic face," Right, remember to lock the rooftop later. Otherwise … it will be bad if the dormitory teacher finds out. "
After saying that, Song Shuhang swaggered away from the rooftop and returned to his dormitory.
He left behind a man and a woman who did not know whether to cry, laugh or be angry.
"Today I did another good deed … I fulfilled the wishes of two people at the same time. What a beautiful day." Song Shuhang was in a good mood.
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'Extreme joy begets sorrow' is an idiom, originating from Huainanzi's Daoist Ying Xun: When things flourish, extreme joy begets sorrow.
It meant that when a person was happy to the extreme, something suddenly happened that made him burst into tears + inconsolable grief.
Example: Someone wins a grand prize of ten million, the kind after tax, he is so happy! Then, an hour later, he immediately learns that he is in the late stage of cancer and will die tonight, and he is immediately very sad. The kind of tears that flow out of sadness are enough to drown the entire world.
After helping the man and woman on the rooftop, Song Shuhang was in a good mood. He was very satisfied and happy.
Then, when he opened the door to his dormitory, he saw a woman in a white medical gown sitting on his bed. This was a very elegant and beautiful woman with a great figure. Her slender legs were straight and powerful, and even ordinary white casual pants couldn't hide them.
She frowned slightly as she flipped through the notebook that Shuhang had written down the formula of 30 common herbs for the Simplified Body Tempering Liquid.
"Big Sister Yaya, why did you come to our school?" Song Shuhang was sweating profusely, and he couldn't stop it.
The woman in the white medical robe was Song Shuhang's uncle's precious daughter, Zhao Yaya. Last semester, when Song Shuhang had just entered university, she had taken Mama Song's place to send Song Shuhang to Jiangnan University City. Therefore, she had the key to Song Shuhang's dormitory, and could swagger into this dormitory.
Zhao Yaya was the sister that Song Shuhang had copied the name of the Simplified Body Tempering Liquid after he saw it, and wanted her to help identify it. But later, Zhao Yaya didn't reply to Shuhang online, and in addition, Song Shuhang's mind was on cultivation and the Body Tempering Liquid these days, so he forgot about Zhao Yaya.
He didn't expect that Zhao Yaya didn't reply to him online, and directly came to him for a real PK?
This was the most inappropriate time and the most inappropriate place, and he met someone he shouldn't have met.
One must not be overjoyed, because once one is overjoyed, it's easy to encounter sadness.
Zhao Yaya raised her head, and her beautiful phoenix eyes glanced at Song Shuhang.
Because she was a medical student, she rarely put on makeup. Makeup and the like would affect her performance in surgery. But even if she didn't put on makeup, she was still an above average beauty.
Coincidentally, Song Shuhang was in a weak state because of the 《True Self Meditation Scripture》.
"Your face is pale, and your aura is weak. No wonder you would find such a messy prescription for tonics." Zhao Yaya frowned, and closed her notebook. "Shuhang, you can't eat medicine carelessly. All the ingredients in this formula are tonic, and when mixed together, the potency of the medicine is indescribable. Moreover, medicine is 30% poisonous. With so many ingredients mixed together, it might become a highly toxic medicine. Eating this medicine is equivalent to courting death! If you're sick, you should go see a doctor! "
At this moment, Song Shuhang's heart was like a stampede of ten thousand horses. The weakening effect of the 《True Self Meditation Scripture》 had not faded, and his face was obviously pale. He didn't expect that combining the formula of the Simplified Body Tempering Liquid would cause Zhao Yaya to misunderstand.
He had to explain immediately, or else he would turn into yellow mud and fall into his pants. Even if it wasn't sh * t, it was sh * t. Mama Song would definitely fly over tomorrow, and once Mama Zhao came, she would definitely drag him to the hospital!
Oh … Maybe it wasn't a misunderstanding, because he had already successfully courted death once by eating the Body Tempering Liquid.
But no matter what, he had to hide it for now.
"Cough, Sister Yaya, it's not what you think. That formula … Actually, it's like this! "Song Shuhang's brain was working furiously, trying to organize his words.
If he hadn't confirmed the existence of 'cultivation', he could have directly explained to Zhao Yaya: This was a formula created by a group of Xianxia chuunibyou. He was a little worried that those cute chuunibyou patients would become incurable after eating this medicine, so he asked Zhao Yaya to appraise it.
But the problem was that those Xianxia chuunibyou patients had transformed into tall and mighty cultivators. Song Shuhang was a little embarrassed to answer Zhao Yaya first, because he himself was about to become one of those 'cultivators'. He couldn't possibly categorize himself as a Xianxia chuunibyou patient, right?
"Go on, I'm listening." Zhao Yaya raised her eyebrows, crossed her legs, and stared at Song Shuhang. She was too familiar with Song Shuhang. Since young, as long as she stared at Song Shuhang, she would be able to tell if he was telling the truth or not.
Because of this' superpower ', Song Shuhang had often been seen through by her after he did something wrong. But … she rarely exposed Song Shuhang's lies in front of Papa Song and Mama Song.
Otherwise, when Song Shuhang was young, who knew how many times he had to experience women's singles, men's singles, and mixed doubles!
This was also one of the reasons why Song Shuhang was so close to Zhao Yaya when he was young, because she was a good sister who would protect him.
"Actually, it's like this. Not long ago, I was accidentally added to a group. I guarantee that at that time, I didn't know anyone in the group. " Song Shuhang knew that it was hard for him to lie to Zhao Yaya, so he could only hide part of the truth. "Then, the members of the group were quite strange. At that time, I guessed that they must have read too many Xianxia novels."
This was just my guess at that time. But now, I'm sure that they are genuine 'cultivators'.
"Later, someone in the group sent a pill recipe. It's the one in your hand. Other than these pill recipes, there were many medicinal ingredients that I couldn't find on the internet. I've never even heard of them, and they all have very strange names. "
Even now, I still don't know what some of these medicinal ingredients are or what their effects are. Also, the names like Morning Dew Mysterious Grass are very strange.
"At that time, I was worried that they would become incurable after taking this medicine. So, I made a copy of these medicinal ingredients that I could find on the internet. Then, I wanted to ask you to find someone to take a look at them. If boiling these medicinal ingredients in a cauldron could kill people, then I would advise the members before leaving the group. That's it. "Song Shuhang shrugged his shoulders.
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