The voice of the commentator, Jiang Shan, echoed. "Fairy Dongfang did well. As soon as she returned to the stage, she crushed Prince Phoenix Slayer. This is the return of a king! At this time, that ugly cuttlefish monster is blocking Fairy Dongfang's path. How is she going to deal with this monster? " ]
"We're going to crash!" Fairy Dongfang called out in alarm. The speed of her tractor number 37 was getting faster and faster.
"Chaotic Rain Hammer!" The cuttlefish monster crazily swung its hammers at Fairy Dongfang.
"Clang, clang, clang, clang ~"
A series of metal-striking sounds echoed.
The cuttlefish monster's hammers and Fairy Dongfang's tractor's protective shield kept colliding. The spiritual energy of the two collided, and each hit produced an explosive effect.
The thunderous explosions were so loud that they made people's eardrums hurt.
"Hehehe!" The cuttlefish monster strangely laughed. This was the first time it had the pleasure of smashing something since its debut. Fairy Dongfang couldn't control her tractor and couldn't dodge the hammers like the other fellow daoists. She could only face the cuttlefish monster head-on.
In just one second, the cuttlefish monster's four big hands smashed a total of thirty-eight times.
When the last hammer hit, the protective shield of Fairy Dongfang's tractor couldn't withstand it anymore and shattered!
After losing the protective shield, both Fairy Dongfang's tractor and herself were exposed to the mouth of the cuttlefish monster.
However, Fairy Dongfang's tractor had already broken through the range of the hammers and was about to run over the cuttlefish monster.
But right at this time, the cuttlefish monster opened its mouth and sprayed a mouthful of poisonous acid towards Fairy Dongfang.
The distance was too close, and the range of the poisonous acid was too wide. Fairy Dongfang had no way to dodge...
The strong acid poison sprayed onto the tractor and immediately began to corrode it.
In just two seconds, Fairy Dongfang's tractor melted like a burning candle, turning into molten iron. The chassis and wheels that were left behind lost the effect of the Waterproof Formation and quickly sank into the sea.
Not only the hand-guided tractor, but even Fairy Dongfang's body was covered in a strong acid. She cut a sorry figure.
"Hehehehe ~" The cuttlefish monster laughed complacently. This was the result of underestimating it!
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Song Shuhang stopped the tractor and looked at the motionless Fairy Dongfang. "Fairy Dongfang, are you alright?"
"Hehehehe." Fairy Dongfang laughed angrily. She swung her hand to get rid of the venom in front of her. When the strong acidic venom sprayed in front of her, it was blocked by her protective spiritual power.
However, a small portion of the venom penetrated the spiritual energy protection and splashed onto her clothes. It corroded a few holes in her dress.
Her car was gone.
The limited edition dress she was wearing this year was also destroyed.
This was all the fault of the stupid cuttlefish monster in the middle of the road!
Fairy Dongfang stretched out her hand and flung her long hair to the back of her head. Then, she used a bracelet to tie her hair into a ponytail.
[Ah, what an unexpected ending! Unexpectedly, the cuttlefish monster still had the ability to spit venom. Fairy Dongfang didn't have enough time to dodge, and her whole body was covered in venom. After Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, Sword Monarch Blue Sky, and True Monarch White Crane, Fairy Dongfang became the fourth contestant to be eliminated. Losing Fairy Dongfang was undoubtedly a big loss for the hand-guided tractor competition. What a shame. ]
Could a competition without a kamikaze driver still be considered a competition? Why didn't the cuttlefish monster spit Prince Phoenix Slayer and instead destroyed Fairy Dongfang's car?
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The spectators were in the clouds.
Cultivator Liu Long sighed with emotion and said, "Liuzi is angry."
Liuzi was Fairy Dongfang's nickname.
"The whole car was melted. Of course she's angry," a nearby fellow daoist said with a smile.
"Ah." Liu Long lightly nodded his head. Then, he sat down cross-legged, his eyes focused on his nose, his nose focused on his heart, and he didn't move an inch.
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"Hehe, watch out for my next move, Chaotic Rain Hammer!" After the cuttlefish monster spat venom, it followed up with another attack.
It used its four huge arms to grab the big hammer once more. It then smashed it towards Fairy Dongfang.
Moreover, this time, it also pulled out nearly fifty tentacles from under its feet and used them to attack Fairy Dongfang with its hammer.
Fairy Dongfang calmly stood on the surface of the water. Only when the hammer was about to hit her head did she slowly move.
Fairy Dongfang's figure seemed as if she was dancing. Her toes lightly tapped the surface of the water, creating ripples. Soon after, she started to dance.
It was obviously the cuttlefish monster that was crazily attacking … but suddenly, it seemed as if it was Fairy Dongfang's concert.
The cuttlefish monster's hammer and tentacles quickly attacked her. However... These attacks all brushed past Fairy Dongfang's body and didn't injure her in the slightest.
"Dammit!" The cuttlefish monster felt as if it had been tricked. It bellowed and opened its mouth again, spitting out a mouthful of venom.
Fairy Dongfang swung her ponytail and seemed to be singing a few syllables in a low voice. Behind her, a seven-colored ray of light transformed into a pillar of light and exploded.
The seven-colored ray of light had a powerful purifying power. When it met the cuttlefish monster's acidic venom, it directly evaporated it.
The cuttlefish monster opened its eyes wide. The venom didn't work?
Dammit, it seems it's time to use its ultimate move. Aside from venom, it also had a powerful magical technique. However, it needed a bit more time to prepare.
Thereupon, it sped up its attacks and secretly prepared its ultimate move.
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It was a feast for the eyes.
For the first time, Song Shu discovered that it was possible to fight so beautifully.
Moreover, Fairy Dongfang's dance was truly beautiful.
Song Shuhang had seen a lot of dances since he was little. However, no matter if it was Chinese classical dance, modern dance, street dance, or even house dance … none of them could compare to Fairy Dongfang's dance.
Her dance seemed to have the power to resonate with the hearts of the onlookers.
He wanted to continue watching Fairy Dongfang's dance.
He wanted to stare at her, unwilling to even move his eyes away.
The dancing Fairy Dongfang was completely different from the usual Fairy Dongfang.
Fairy Dongfang was originally a great beauty … apart from some cultivators who practiced special techniques, the majority of cultivators would become more and more beautiful as their realm increased and their bodies tempered bit by bit.
But when Fairy Dongfang started dancing, her charm would increase by ten times, or even a hundred times!
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After the cuttlefish monster couldn't hit Fairy Dongfang no matter how hard it tried, it angrily shouted, "Damned human! Do you only know how to hide and jump like a flea? "
It was trying to use words to provoke Fairy Dongfang and make her fight it head-on.
"Hehe." Fairy Dongfang lightly leaped up with a ribbon wrapped around her arm. With a light sweep, she swept away the cuttlefish monster's hammer and tentacles.
Fairy Dongfang landed in front of Prince Phoenix Slayer. She lightly tapped the surface of the water with the tip of her foot, creating ripples.
"Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer, can you sing?" Fairy Dongfang suddenly asked. "I left in a hurry today and forgot to bring a music player."
Song Shuhang stiffened for three seconds and said, "Sing? What song do I need to sing? "
"Anything is fine. Any song is fine. You sing and I'll dance! "Fairy Dongfang said with a smile.
"How about 'Mother is the Best in the World'?" Song Shuhang subconsciously replied. Actually, he was thinking about the brainwashing song Doudou was singing, 'Song of the Stupid Huangshan'.
Earlier, Doudou had been singing that song on loop. The rhythm was excellent, and the lyrics were very catchy. After listening to it a few times, people couldn't help but hum it. Since cultivators had an extremely strong memory, they had already memorized the lyrics.
Therefore, as soon as the word 'song' was mentioned, Song Shuhang immediately thought of the 'Song of the Stupid Huangshan'.
However, that song was too suicidal.
They were currently in the middle of a live broadcast … if he were to sing the 'Song of the Stupid Huangshan'... If he were to accompany Fairy Dongfang in singing, True Monarch Yellow Mountain might come knocking on his door the next day.
Fairy Dongfang smiled and said, "This song is too short. Can you sing something a little longer?"
Song Shuhang knew how to sing a lot of songs, but he felt that they weren't suitable for the current situation.
From 2018 to 2019, most of the popular songs were about love, and most of them were sung by female singers.
Song Shuhang really couldn't sing these songs. If he sang them, it would make people feel like he was courting Fairy Dongfang.
Then … after pondering for a while, Song Shuhang remembered a song that was very popular between the years 14 and 15.
Although it's also a love song, because it's funny … it should be more suitable?
"Then I'll sing. Don't blame me if you don't sing well? "Prince Phoenix Slayer shouted.
"No problem. As long as it's a slightly longer song, it doesn't matter what it is." Fairy Dongfang faintly smiled.
In the smile. With unparalleled confidence.
With the fairy's assurance, Song Shuhang felt much more assured.
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"Well then, let's begin!" Prince Phoenix Slayer coughed and adjusted his emotions.
Then, he tapped his feet and began to sing, "I planted a seed ~ Finally, it bore fruit ~ Today is a great day ~"
Along with the music... Fairy Dongfang's figure started to spin on the surface of the lake. She didn't pay attention to the content of Song Shuhang's singing and was only coordinating with the melody.
Water splashed everywhere. Fairy Dongfang's spiritual energy swept the water droplets around her and dyed them with seven colors, making them as beautiful as pearls.
At this moment, Fairy Dongfang was as beautiful as a spirit of the lake, captivating all who looked at her.
Song Shuhang controlled Prince Phoenix Slayer and continued to sing, "I pluck the stars for you ~ I pluck the moon for you ~ Let the sun rise for you every day..."
Fairy Dongfang danced faster and faster, and the ribbons around her started to move. A gentle breeze blew, and a strange illusion appeared beside her.
A small part of the 'night sky' appeared above her head and the surface of the sea below her feet, forming a stage that belonged only to Fairy Dongfang.
The bright moon was hanging high in the sky, and the countless stars were twinkling! The surface of the sea rippled, reflecting the bright moon and the countless stars.
This wasn't the 'illusory reality' of a Venerable. It was just a manifestation of Fairy Dongfang's special technique.
The scene was so beautiful that it made people feel intoxicated!
But right at this time, Prince Phoenix Slayer's voice echoed once more. "I've become a candle burning to illuminate you ~ I've given my everything to you as long as you're happy ~ You've made my every day meaningful ~"
This song, this voice … it was simply heartbreaking!
The spectators felt as though their hearts were constantly changing between being intoxicated and heartbroken, giving them the urge to chop Prince Phoenix Slayer to death.
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The music continued, and so did Fairy Dongfang's dance.
In the sky, the spectators and the referees were all staring at Fairy Dongfang's figure. Their eyes were moving along with her figure, and they even forgot about the hand-guided tractor competition.
"It's unexpectedly the (Nine Bewitching Dance Steps), formidable!" Venerable Spirit Butterfly said in a soft voice. He didn't expect that someone would actually succeed in practicing the (Nine Bewitching Dance Steps).
This cultivation technique was completely different from the mainstream ones. It could be said that it wasn't an ordinary cultivation technique.
According to Venerable Spirit Butterfly's memories, it had been more than a thousand years since someone had successfully practiced the (Nine Bewitching Dance Steps). He didn't expect that he would actually meet one here.
Once the (Nine Bewitching Dance Steps) was displayed, even if one's strength was much higher than Fairy Dongfang's, as long as their willpower wasn't strong enough, they would fall into a trance.
For example, even if the target of Fairy Dongfang's (Nine Bewitching Dance Steps) was that big cuttlefish, the spectators on the clouds were still affected.
Some of the weaker cultivators were completely engrossed in Fairy Dongfang's dance.
They were happy as she danced, sad as she danced, and angry as she danced...
Song Shuhang was relatively lucky. Since he was Fairy Dongfang's' accompanist ', he wasn't affected too much by her dance and didn't fall into the trap of the (Nine Bewitching Dance Steps).
He felt that Fairy Dongfang's dance was very beautiful, and he wished he could record the scene.
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In front of them, the cuttlefish monster had already been thoroughly destroyed.
"Sob, sob, sob, sob …" The cuttlefish monster burst into tears, looking extremely sad. While crying, it ruthlessly whipped its body with its tentacles.
While crying and crying, it suddenly burst into laughter and crazily pounded the surface of the sea with its four arms. It simply couldn't stop laughing, and its whole body swelled up from laughing.
While laughing and laughing, it suddenly burst into tears...
While crying and crying, it suddenly burst into laughter...
Occasionally, it would sigh with hidden bitterness like a resentful woman, and sometimes it would roar madly.
Those who didn't know better would think that he was going to participate in the selection for a role in a movie.
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Finally, Fairy Dongfang's dance came to an end. Her white and soft arms overlapped and transformed into a flower that spun upward...
Song Shuhang coordinated with her and started to speed up the song. "You are my little apple ~ Just like the most beautiful cloud in the sky ~ Spring has come again, and flowers are blooming on the hillside ~ Plant hope, and you will reap the harvest!"
The song ended.
Fairy Dongfang coordinated with him and completed the last movement of the dance. Her body was soft and supple, as if it didn't have any bones, and her slender waist leaned back. This movement perfectly highlighted her magnificent breasts.
Beautiful!
Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up. This movement was very good, and he liked it very much!
But right at this time, the cuttlefish monster suddenly stopped.
After a short moment, the cuttlefish monster opened its big mouth. "Pfff ~"
But this time, it didn't spit out the acidic venom. Instead, it spat out blood … the amount of blood was extremely high, and it couldn't stop. From the looks of it, it wouldn't stop until all the blood in its body was drained.
Unfortunately, the blood of the cuttlefish monster wasn't compatible with human blood.
Otherwise, the amount of blood it spat out would be enough to fill the blood bank to the brim...
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