Back at the dormitory, Song Shuhang pushed open the door and called out softly, "I'm back."
No one responded to him.
No one was there?
He lowered his head and looked at the shoe cabinet. The leave slip had disappeared. His roommate had already passed it to the teacher.
"Class hasn't ended yet? I remember there are four classes in the afternoon, but Mr. Renshui hasn't been discharged from the hospital since he broke his legs. So, there should only be two classes in the afternoon, right? "Song Shuhang thought to himself.
Could it be that those guys went to Yangde's rented off-campus place again?
That was good. Since they weren't there, it would be more convenient for Medicine Master to come and receive the "flying sword book" without worrying about being noticed by his roommates.
As he thought about it, he took off his shoes and prepared to enter the bedroom.
At this time, a conversation came from the bedroom.
"Gao Moumou, I'm begging you. Among all the people I know, you're the only one who has experience in getting along with a girlfriend!" A clear and melodious voice resounded.
"So, what do you want to say to me? Stay away from me. Your expression is disgusting! If you have something to say, just say it. I'm still waiting to go out. "Gao Moumou replied.
In front of him was a student who was also wearing the Jiangnan University's uniform. He was of mixed blood and had blonde hair!
At first glance, he or she should look like a sunny and handsome girl. But upon closer inspection, he or she looked more like a beautiful trap.
This was a human whose gender couldn't be determined by appearance.
Right now, this unidentified student had an expression of dissatisfaction. As he spoke, he moved closer to Gao Mou.
Gao Mou reached out to stop this student, limiting the distance between them. If it weren't for the fact that this guy grew up with him, he would have sent him flying with a kick.
"It's like this. I went on a date with Xiao Mei today." The unidentified student giggled.
Xiao Mei, that seemed to be a girl's name? Then this student should be "him"?
Gao Mou said calmly, "Oh, isn't that great?"
"Then I held hands with her. I'm so happy." The classmate rolled on Gao Mou's bed excitedly.
Gao Mou: "Okay, I can understand your excitement. However, I'm really in a hurry. Can you get straight to the point? "
"Gao Mou, you really don't understand the mood, you're so rigid! So even though we were childhood sweethearts, you couldn't get me. The elders of our two families clearly had the idea of marrying us when we were young, "the classmate complained.
"Zhuge Yue, please get straight to the point." Gao Mou rubbed his temples hard.
"Okay … Actually, because it's my first date with a girl, I'm so nervous. When I held Xiao Mei's hand, I used too much force. Xiao Mei's palm seemed to be in pain. What a failure! "Zhuge Yue's face was gloomy.
Gao Mou didn't know how to answer.
"I've already made an appointment with Xiaomei tomorrow. This time, I'm going to kiss her! But I've never kissed before. I'm afraid that I might hit Xiao Mei's teeth because I used too much force. If that happens, she'll be in pain. "Zhuge Yue's eyes lit up as she stared at Gao Mou.
Gao Mou didn't know why, but his heart skipped a beat. An ominous feeling welled up in his heart. "So, you're here to ask me for advice on kissing?"
"Ah, from a certain perspective, yes. After all, among my good friends, only you already have a girlfriend. You must have kissed many times. "
Gao Mou nodded. He couldn't deny this point.
"So let me kiss you. Teach me how to kiss so I can have better experience!" Zhuge Yue clenched her fist.
"Wait … Wait a minute, did I mishear something?" Gao Moumou's entire body shivered as he looked at the thick-skinned childhood sweetheart in front of him.
"Let me kiss you, the French kiss," Zhuge Yue said.
"Sorry, I refuse. I'm not gay, and I already have a girlfriend. You can go and find something to practice on. Pillows, pillars, whatever you want! "Gao Moumou firmly rejected the idea.
"No, pillows, blow-up dolls, I've tried them all, but I don't feel anything at all. I want to have the wet lips of a real person so I can practice! Especially the entanglement of the tongue. Please, Gao Mou, among my friends, only you can help me! "Zhuge Yue sincerely begged.
"Then I'll give you a clear path. Two blocks away from the campus, the girls there are top-notch. I guarantee that you'll learn a set of kissing skills that will satisfy your girlfriend." Gao Mou pointed out a clear path.
"Impossible, I'll never let Xiaomei down! Plus, I'm a neat freak. "Zhuge Yue refused." So, Gao Mou, help me. Don't worry, we're so familiar with each other. There won't be any problems. Also, I've prepared plastic wrap. If you're really shy, we can practice through the plastic wrap first! "
"Even if there's plastic wrap, I can't help you! You're out of your mind, but my mind is still normal. You can't let your girlfriend down. Do you think I can make my girlfriend sad? So, you absolutely can't. Just give up! Hey, wait, what are you doing? Wu! "
Then there was the sound of Gao Mou struggling, mixed with the sound of something falling.
When Song Shuhang heard this, his calves trembled. F * ck, Gao Mou's chastity wouldn't be lost, right?
As a good roommate, should he go in and help at this time? Or should he quietly wait outside for Gao Mou to finish being violated, and then go in to comfort him?
After thinking about it, he felt that he should compromise and wait two minutes before going in.
After all, what if Gao Mou was a tsundere, saying no, but his body was very honest? Wouldn't he ruin his good time?
More than a minute later.
When Song Shuhang was still struggling to decide whether to go in or not, the bedroom door was opened.
Zhuge Yue, with short blonde hair, pushed the door open with a face full of satisfaction.
Song Shuhang's current eyesight was very good. With just a glance, he could clearly see Gao Moumou lying on the bed with a deathly still face and lifeless eyes. It was as though he had been toyed with.
When Zhuge Yue opened the door, he suddenly saw Song Shuhang standing outside the door with a conflicted expression. He (she) was suddenly stunned, the proud smile on his face quickly disappeared, and a shy blush climbed up his cheeks — he (she) actually knew how to be shy?
"Haha, you guys are done? Young people are so affectionate. " Song Shuhang imitated Medicine Master's "hahaha" laughter, trying to let this matter go and avoid embarrassment.
Zhuge Yue blinked and immediately showed a bright and generous smile. He (she) extended his right hand to Song Shuhang. "Hello, I'm Zhuge Yue, Gao Mou's childhood friend."
"Hello, I'm Gao Mou's roommate, Song Shuhang." Song Shuhang extended his hand and carefully shook Zhuge Yue's hand. It was a very delicate hand, and the palm was very small, so it was more likely that it was a female.
But looking at Gao Mou who looked like he had been played to death in the bedroom — if he was forcefully kissed by a girl, he shouldn't be this bad, right? So, Song Shuhang immediately felt that the possibility of Zhuge Yue being a man was higher.
"Nice to meet you. Gao Mou is a bit arrogant, and his personality is extremely awkward. Please take care of him. "Zhuge Yue smiled and said with the bearing of a lady from a wealthy family.
If one only looked at her current behavior, who would have thought that she forcefully kissed Gao Mou more than a minute ago and completely broke him?
"You're too kind. Actually, they took care of me more." Song Shuhang replied with a smile.
"Speaking of which, I seem to have heard the name Song Shuhang somewhere before?" Zhuge Yue blinked and started thinking.
Song Shuhang: "I don't think so. This is the first time I've met Zhuge Yue."
"No, my memory can't be wrong. I should have heard your name somewhere. "Zhuge Yue frowned and started thinking hard.
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