June 4th, night.
Song Shuhang had insomnia. He couldn't sleep at all.
Maybe it was because he would be able to see Senior Pharmacist in the group tomorrow, and then learn the basic meditation technique and the Body Refining Swordsmanship, and carry out the Hundred-day Foundation Establishment, so he was excited?
Or maybe it was because of the Body Hardening Liquid that strengthened his body, and he didn't need as much sleep as before. So he couldn't sleep?
In short, he couldn't sleep.
His three roommates were already asleep, but he tossed and turned.
When he closed his eyes, his mind was awake.
He felt that he had closed his eyes for a long time, but when he turned on his phone, he found that only five minutes had passed.
"I can't live like this." Song Shuhang sighed.
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June 5th, sunny, still hot.
After a sleepless night, Song Shuhang was inevitably a little dispirited. This kind of tiredness didn't come from his body. In fact, he didn't feel sleepy at all after a sleepless night.
It was just that after 18 years of ordinary life, he felt that after a sleepless night, it was as if he had stayed up all night, and his spirit was a little sluggish.
There were four classes in the morning, so Song Shuhang brought his phone. This time he remembered to charge it fully, so that Pharmacist wouldn't be able to contact him.
In his expectation, the first two classes passed quickly, but Pharmacist didn't contact him.
Waiting with expectation was the most torturous. Days felt like years couldn't describe Song Shuhang's mood at this time.
The third class was College English.
During the break, Professor Smith had already rushed over with his crutches.
This meticulous old man absolutely didn't allow students to be late, and he also didn't allow himself to be late. He was a person who was strict with others, and doubly strict with himself.
It was said that three days ago, he was bitten by his beloved dog and was hospitalized. When he was discharged last night, he sent his beloved dog to a dog meat shop to be stewed in hot pot.
The deeper the love, the more painful the wound, so he couldn't tolerate the betrayal of his beloved dog?
Song Shuhang looked at the meticulously combed British old man, and his heart was filled with regret.
According to Jouko Hagi, she had given poor Professor Renshui and Professor Smith some compensation afterwards, but Song Shuhang didn't ask what the compensation was.
"It's such a pity that Professor Smith has been discharged. I thought he was going to stay in the hospital for a little longer. "Tubo felt his scalp go numb when he saw Professor Smith.
His English grades were not very good, and Professor Smith was an old-fashioned person, so he was not good at dealing with him.
Tubo inquired, "I'm going to shift my position. What about you guys, Shuhang?"
"Agreed, I'll also change my position." Li Yangde nodded silently.
Unlike Tubo, who was a slacker in English, his results in English were outstanding. He had long grasped the key points of knowledge taught in class. Therefore, during the English class, he could hide until the end and think about the program he was writing.
"I'm going to accompany Ya Yi, I'm going to change my position." The last roommate, Gao Mou, pushed up his glasses and laughed.
Gao Mou's surname was Gao, and his name was Moumou. He was the same as Tubo. Their names belonged to the category of 'not related by blood'. He was extremely resentful towards his own name.
Coincidentally, when he was young, he also stole his family's household register and ran to the police station to change his name. Unfortunately, he didn't succeed either. This was because he was still called Gao Mou.
Back then, he and Tubo both paid a heavy price, perhaps even more than Tubo.
This was because the price Tubo paid was only his father's one-on-one fight. Gao Mou, on the other hand, was beaten up by both his parents. He was beaten until he cried to the heavens and couldn't get out of bed the next day.
The Ya Yi he mentioned was his girlfriend, a petite girl who was only 1.43 meters tall. She was very cute. The only thing was, how did Gao Mou do it? That girl looked like a middle school student, or even an elementary school student. Apart from lolicons, normal men would find it hard to have sexual interest in girls with such appearances, right?
This guy was actually a lolicon, which was why he found a legal loli girlfriend.
"No way, everyone is changing positions?" Song Shuhang sighed. He also started to organize his textbooks, preparing to accompany his roommates.
At this time, Tubo grinned and stopped Song Shuhang. "Shuhang, you should stay and be a good student and listen to the class attentively."
"?" Song Shuhang was puzzled. He didn't understand what Tubo meant.
"Seize the opportunity. Didn't you always say that you want to get a girlfriend in university?" Li Yangde whispered in Shuhang's ear. After saying this, he raised his eyebrows mischievously with an expression that said 'you know what I mean.'
"No need to thank us. Please call us living Lei Feng," Gao Mou said coolly.
After saying this, the three roommates left one after another.
Song Shuhang was left confused.
After a long while, Song Shuhang turned his head to look at his side. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Beside him, the curvaceous girl was only one seat away from him. When she saw Shuhang looking at her, she narrowed her eyes and revealed a sweet smile.
These three guys must have misunderstood something, right?
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On the other side, the three roommates had already squeezed to the back of the classroom.
Tubo wiped the sweat on his forehead. "What the f * ck, why is it so hot? It was clearly very cool just now. "
"Don't tell me you didn't notice it until now?" At this time, Gao Moumou pushed up his glasses. The famous detective Grim Reaper possessed him and said, "Because we are now leaving Song Shuhang."
"What the f * ck does this have to do with Shuhang? Can he control the climate? "Tubo complained while fanning his book.
Gao Mou said unfathomably, "Of course he can't control the climate. However, even though I don't know why, Shuhang seems to be emitting cold air from his body. He is simply like a human air conditioner. I almost suspected that he was carrying a huge ice cube with him. "
"Now that you mention it, it does seem to be the case. Also, did you guys notice that Shuhang has become much fairer? He wasn't that fair yesterday morning, right? The three of us went out to look for a house for half a day and he became much fairer? "Li Yangde closed his tablet and said calmly.
"Yangde, don't tell me you want to be gay? You even noticed that Shuhang's skin has become fairer? "Tubo said in a weird tone.
"Tubo." Li Yangde smiled and said, "Do you still want the 'learning videos' hidden in your F-DRIVE and the contents of the five virtual network drives?"
"Brother Yangde, I was wrong." Tubo immediately knelt down. Those were the treasures that he had saved up little by little in his three years of high school. Speaking of which … forget about the F-DRIVE, how did Yangde know that he had five virtual network drives? What the f * ck, did he still have a * *? You can't mess with the programming monkey monster uncles.
"I think, did this brat use some kind of whitening cream? As for the reason why he used cosmetics … it should be because he is in love? "Gao Mou continued to be unfathomable and pointed at Song Shuhang and Lu Fei." I bet a hundred … hairs! Something must have happened between the two of them. I already noticed that during yesterday's class, Lu Fei would find an opportunity to sit beside Song Shuhang. "
"Sure enough, giving the two of them some privacy was the right choice."
"When the matter is settled, Shuhang will definitely treat us to a meal."
The three roommates secretly nodded. They felt a sense of accomplishment as if they had done a good job and hidden their merits.
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Unfortunately, dreams were plentiful, but reality was harsh.
Song Shuhang didn't have any thoughts of building a good relationship with the girls. He often looked at his phone and looked forward to when Medicine Master would arrive.
His mind was full of cultivation, basic meditation, and Hundred-day Foundation Establishment.
On the podium, Professor Smith wrote a series of words on the blackboard. Perhaps it was because he was old, but although there were various kinds of high-tech teaching aids in the classroom, he still preferred to use the primitive blackboard.
The classroom was silent. In Smith's class, even if you didn't like his class, you could just lie down and sleep. He didn't force everyone to listen attentively. However, if you dared to make noise and disturb his class, then don't even think about getting credits this semester.
Since you were willing to come to his class during university, it meant that you wanted these credits. No one would go against their credits. At most, they would just lie down and sleep.
Kacha! Bang bang!
A series of strange noises suddenly sounded. It was particularly obvious in the quiet classroom.
Everyone's eyes turned to the source of the strange noises — the door of the classroom.
They saw that the originally locked door seemed to be under great pressure. The screw on the door slowly broke out of the wooden door.
With a click, the door lock burst open.
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