What does the disposable Song Shuhang mean? Does this thing have something to do with the disposable flying swords and the disposable meteor swords?
Thinking about this, Song Shuhang felt his bladder swell up, and he suddenly had the urge to pee …
"Senior … Can you introduce to me the functions of this disposable Song Shuhang 001 edition?" Song Shuhang asked carefully.
"Don't worry, there's nothing special about it." Venerable White smiled and comforted Song Shuhang, "This is a talisman that I modified based on the 'Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique'. Didn't I say yesterday that I want you to experience the 'Dragon Gate Leap'? This is what I made for you to experience the Dragon Gate Leap. "
"Uh … Senior. I just want to ask, will it make me fly into the sky with a 'piu ~' sound? " Song Shuhang asked nervously. If it could make him fly into the sky with a 'piu ~' sound, then he would have to use his ultimate skill, '500 Ways to Surrender to Human Cultivators', on Senior White!
"You're not a flying sword, those complicated Runes won't be able to be imprinted on your body." Venerable White explained slowly, "This disposable Song Shuhang 001 edition only has one function. It greatly simplifies the 'Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique', leaving behind the most basic function of propulsion. It can give your body a powerful upward propulsion, allowing you to go against the Dragon Gate Waterfall.
So … with it, even if you accidentally swim into the tsunami area, as long as you activate it, you can use its powerful propulsion to rush out of the tsunami area. Also, I'll be waiting by the beach. As long as you activate the disposable Song Shuhang 001 edition, I'll be able to help you. "
After hearing this much, Song Shuhang heaved a sigh of relief. In other words, this thing was similar to a motor that could increase his mobility. Even in the middle of a tsunami, he could rely on the disposable Song Shuhang 001 edition to ride the wind and break through the waves. That sounded pretty good!
Since it wouldn't spiral into the sky, he was relieved.
"Then Senior … I'm going into the sea." Song Shuhang was in a good mood. He waved his hand and rushed into the sea.
Venerable White smiled faintly. He continued to guard the reef in a daze.
After Song Shuhang entered the water, he happily swam for a while before diving to the bottom of the sea.
Before he dove into the water, he'd already executed the Turtle Breathing Technique on himself. This was the Turtle Breathing Technique that Senior White had taught him the last time he rode the helicopter into space. It had countless wonderful uses.
With the Turtle Breathing Technique, one would not need to breathe for several hours and could save a lot of oxygen for Mother Earth every day.
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Venerable White stared blankly for a long time.
At that moment, his phone rang. Venerable One swiped the screen and saw that the caller was True Monarch Jiao Ba.
Venerable White stretched his body and answered the call. He then moved the phone to an arm's length away from him.
"Hello, Fellow Daoist White, long time no see. Wahaha ~ I'm sorry. I was in the process of making the 26th child with my third wife, so I didn't pick up your call. Speaking of which, why were you looking for me? "A thunderous voice came from the other end of the phone, sounding very heroic.
True Monarch Jiao Ba was one of Senior White's old friends.
Venerable White wanted to organize a hand-guided tractor competition not too long ago, so he looked for the contact information of many of his old friends. True Monarch Jiao Ba was one of Venerable White's old friends.
"Yes, I wanted to invite you for a gathering in a few days, but I wasn't sure if you had the time. We haven't seen each other for more than a hundred years, right? "Venerable White said with a smile.
"Fellow Daoist White … it's you who I haven't seen for more than a hundred years. Our group of people still met every few decades. It's just that you've been in secluded meditation for more than a hundred and fifty years. You just didn't see us. "True Monarch Jiao's voice continued to rumble.
Venerable White was speechless.
True Monarch Jiao laughed and said, "Anyway, it's been more than twenty years since we last met. You can set a time and place, and I'll inform the others. Congratulations on coming out of seclusion! "True Immortal Jiao laughed.
Venerable White nodded and said, "Alright, I'll set a time and inform you in a few days. Now, I have something I need to trouble you with. "
True Monarch Jiao asked, "What is it?"
"I remember that the coordinates of the East Sea's * * *: * * * is your territory, right? I would like to reserve a small area with you, but it has to be a powerful tsunami. Is that okay? "Venerable White asked.
True Monarch Jiao laughed, "Haha, no problem. However … I've already given this territory to my twenty-first daughter. Wait a moment, I'll contact her in a bit and ask her to give you a huge tsunami. Right, I'll ask her to contact you, and you can talk to her about the specific range, size, height, and power of the tsunami, "True Monarch Jiao said with a smile.
From the looks of it, True Monarch Jiao's territory had expanded a lot in the past hundred years, and he had started to give it to his children.
"Your twenty-first daughter? Born in the past hundred years? Alright, ask her to contact me. When the matter is settled, I'll give her a gift for our first meeting, "Venerable White said with a smile.
"Daoist White, you're too polite. Wahaha ~ In the past hundred years, I've given birth to quite a few children. From nineteen to twenty-five, they're all daughters. That's really strange. I'm currently trying to give birth to my twenty-sixth child, and I want to have another son. That way, I'll have eleven sons, just enough to form a soccer team. Ten years from now, I'll be able to bring my son's soccer team to Silly Abalone's cave and defeat his son's soccer team, "True Monarch Jiao said proudly.
Venerable White was speechless.
True Monarch Jiao was really going all out in order to form a son's soccer team. He was really going all out this time. He had already sacrificed seven lives … seven daughters, and from the looks of it, if the twenty-sixth child was a daughter, he would have to continue going all out.
"Then I'll hang up first. I'll ask my daughter to call you in a bit." True Monarch Jiao's thunderous voice rumbled as he hung up.
Venerable White picked his ear and silently placed the phone in front of him.
True Monarch Jiao's loud voice was something he had experienced back when he used the 'Thousand Mile Sound Transmission' technique. Over the past few years, his voice had grown louder and louder as his strength had steadily increased.
Just as he was in deep thought, Venerable White's phone rang again.
It was an unfamiliar number.
It should be True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon's daughter. Venerable White unlocked his phone and picked up the call.
"Hello, is this Senior White? I'm Yu Jiaojiao. I just heard about the situation from my father. Senior White, where are you? Can I meet you to discuss the situation in detail? "The voice of a very cute girl was transmitted from the other end of the phone.
"Sure, my coordinates are …" Venerable White reported his coordinates to Yu Jiaojiao.
Speaking of which, why would Tyrant Flood Dragon's child be named Yu Jiaojiao, something as cute as that? (To be continued.)
PS: Speaking of which, I suddenly discovered that … I've already broken through a million characters. This was worthy of celebration, truly worthy of celebration.
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