The bald girl in front of him put her palms together and looked at the scene of Song Shuhang spitting out the broth with a gratified expression.
"Senior Nun, wait a moment! I think you must have mistaken me for someone else! "Song Shuhang hurriedly said.
He looked at the bald girl in front of him. She had sword-like eyebrows and starry eyes, but it was difficult to conceal her elegance. It was the 'Nine Lanterns' monk from Lady Onion's memories.
Speaking of which, only a strange monster like Lady Onion would mistake this bald girl in front of him for a great master. It was obvious that she was a senior nun!
Song Shuhang had guessed the identity of the old man in the ancient robe.
However, when the old man suddenly turned into a bald girl, Song Shuhang was completely defenseless! At this moment, his heart was filled with the stampede of horses, cows, sheep, and pigs.
Even if he knew that Nine Lanterns was on this mysterious island, he didn't expect her to appear in such a manner.
Wait a moment! Now wasn't the time to think about this.
The problem was that Nine Lanterns had clearly mistaken him for Lady Onion, whom she had slept with 300 years ago.
She must have misunderstood something, right?
Could it be that Lady Onion was currently in his pocket, growing on the enlightenment stone? Then, because he was so close to Lady Onion, this Nine Lanterns mistook him and Lady Onion for each other?
Or perhaps … because he had eaten Lady Onion, his body was stained with her aura, and this Nine Lanterns mistook him for Lady Onion, or perhaps she thought that he was Lady Onion's reincarnation?
No matter what, he had to explain everything to Nine Lanterns — this was related to his chastity!
Nine Lanterns put her palms together and silently looked at Song Shuhang, smiling without saying a word. Her faintly discernible smile made Song Shuhang feel even more pressured.
"Senior Nun, you must have misunderstood something. I'm really not Lady Onion!" Song Shuhang said solemnly.
Nine Lanterns revealed a bright smile and said, "Benefactor Song, you're mistaken."
"It's true, I'm really not Lady Onion. Look, Lady Onion is here! "Song Shuhang immediately reached into his pocket. He wanted to take out the Dao Comprehension Stone.
But when he put his hand into his pocket, he suddenly felt that his finger was bitten fiercely.
The ten fingers were connected to the heart, and the pain was excruciating! Needless to say, it was definitely Lady Onion who bit him … but didn't Lady Onion just grow a small sprout? When he came to the Heavenly Island. She didn't even know how to speak.
Since when did Lady Onion have a mouth?
At this time, Nine Lanterns narrowed her eyes and said with a smile, "Benefactor Song … I never said that you were Lady Onion. In my eyes, Lady Onion is Lady Onion, and Benefactor Song is Benefactor Song. They are two completely different individuals. "
Song Shuhang's whole body stiffened, and he couldn't even feel the pain of Lady Onion biting his finger in his pocket.
Since you already know that I'm not Lady Onion, why did you have sex with me 300 years ago?
Could it be time travel? My future self traveled back in time to three hundred years ago, and then … I was slapped by Nine Lanterns?
Ever since he came in contact with the 'world of cultivators', Song Shuhang felt that anything was possible. Traveling back in time wasn't something that he couldn't accept.
Just as Song Shuhang's imagination was running wild, Nine Lanterns started to explain.
"Four days ago … while I was in secluded meditation, I suddenly had a strange feeling. Then, for some reason... A memory from three hundred years ago surfaced in my mind. It was a very … interesting memory. " As Nine Lanterns spoke, her eyes slightly darkened, making it impossible for others to see her expression. "Then, what was even more interesting was that when I recalled my memories from back then, I suddenly discovered that something had mysteriously appeared in my memories. It was as if a sharp blade had forcefully pierced into my memory. "
Four days ago? Song Shuhang couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva. It seemed that after he ate Lady Onion, he and Lady Onion were connected, and he dreamed of Lady Onion's life.
Could the 'extra thing' that Nine Lanterns was referring to be his pitiful self?
"As for what it was that suddenly appeared in my memory … do I need to remind you? Fellow Daoist Song, Shu, Hang? "Nine Lanterns smiled. It was like the first spring breeze of the new year … although it looked like a spring breeze caressing one's face, one could feel the bone-chilling cold of winter.
Sure enough, she was talking about him … but he had no choice but to accept Lady Onion's memories! He couldn't stop even if he wanted to, and he even personally experienced the shameful scene of Lady Onion being slapped.
The heavens pitied him. At that time, he roared, "Quickly stop, quickly stop!", but that terrifying dream of Lady Onion's memories didn't stop.
"Gulp." Song Shuhang swallowed a mouthful of saliva. Soon after, he replied, "About that, I should also be a victim, right?"
"Victim?" Nine Lanterns seemed to be stunned.
After a short moment, she suddenly gave Song Shuhang a thumbs up. "Yes. The word 'victim' is really good! "
Seeing Nine Lanterns' expression, Song Shuhang was baffled. Did I say something wrong again?
"I forgive you! Because you used such a good word! "Nine Lanterns suddenly raised her head and laughed heartily.
Song Shuhang was speechless.
This Nine Lanterns' train of thought was too jumpy. Song Shuhang realized that even though he had been tempered by the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, he couldn't keep up with Nine Lanterns' train of thought.
Moreover, what was so great about the word 'victim'? It actually inexplicably poked at Nine Lanterns's cute point?
"Don't look so bitter. Let this matter pass! Let bygones be bygones! "Nine Lanterns laughed as she patted Song Shuhang's shoulder.
All of a sudden, she changed from a black-bellied person to a cheerful, carefree, and carefree one. Song Shuhang really couldn't get used to it.
"I understand now, Nun. This matter … has never happened before. I also didn't know about it. "Song Shuhang nodded.
"You don't have to be so ruthless, and you don't have to deliberately forget about it. Actually, I didn't want you to forget about it. Otherwise, I would have easily solved this matter with a memory-erasing technique. Moreover, I'm a Buddhist, and I'm good at forgetting enmity with a smile. "Nine Lanterns continued to laugh.
Song Shuhang nodded, not really understanding.
"Alright, the matter has been solved. You can go back to the Starry House to trade once more. After that, you can leave the Heavenly Island. "Nine Lanterns laughed heartily.
"That's it?" Song Shuhang asked doubtfully.
"That's it! I'm a straightforward and straightforward person. I don't do things sloppily. "Nine Lanterns patted her chest, and her two large chest muscles trembled in Lady Onion's eyes.
"Then, I'm really leaving?" Song Shuhang asked cautiously.
"Go, goodbye." Nine Lanterns waved her small hand.
Song Shuhang scratched his head.
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