How could there be a ruler of the Netherworld that could be woken up by something like 'jokes'? What do you think a ruler of the Netherworld is?
In particular, this evil 'Hegemon White' had an extremely vile character, and was the ruler of the Netherworld. Last time, he was captured just to study the sheet on his body, and was imprisoned for a long time.
Telling jokes to Hegemon White was the biggest joke in itself.
As he thought of this, the Almighty Merchant couldn't help but tighten the thin sheet on his body. He didn't know if it was because he hadn't been exposed to the sun for too long, but no matter how tightly he wrapped the sheet around his body, he couldn't get any warmth from it.
Next time, I should secretly change my sheet with that of my stupid disciple. Anyway, it's the same type, and she shouldn't be able to notice anything different. The Almighty Merchant thought to himself.
"Boss Song, I feel that you should give up on telling jokes. You don't have the talent in this area," Lady Onion suggested seriously. "How about I do it instead?"
Song Shuhang disdainfully said, "How can you be any better than me? Your jokes will only get colder the more you listen to them, and with your low-end jokes, you'll be the one laughing before the other person laughs. "
After saying that, he stretched out his hand and put Lady Onion's green onion sprout back into his pocket. Then, he waved his phone, and said, "I came prepared this time. With these jokes, I'm confident that I can satisfy Senior White Two."
Senior White's clone said, "I feel that we should just put on a play."
"Senior White, don't mess around, I've already been resurrected once today." Song Shuhang cleared his throat, and began to tell a joke seriously. "A long, long time ago …"
Fairy Creation suddenly appeared. "In a daoist temple deep in the mountains, there lived an immortal daoist."
Song Shuhang: "!!!"
Then, the Black Skin Jouko Hagi came out of the shadow, and said, "One day, the daoist's disciple curiously asked, 'Master, why did you choose to cultivate?'"
The Black Skin Jouko Hagi stopped after reciting a paragraph. This was because the virtuous lamia had just sacrificed herself to the pillar and hadn't been reborn yet, so there was no one to carry on her legacy.
Right at this moment, Fairy Reiki, who was residing in Shiliu Su's heart, suddenly appeared. "Of course, it's because the price of the cemetery has gone up. I can't afford to die, so I can only hold it in. The undersea cemetery has a 30% discount. Are you still worried about 'can't afford to die'? Are you still suffering from the rapid increase in the price of graveyards? Yu Jiaojiao Undersea Cemetery Grand Opening, Sea View Villa Cemetery, the best choice after your death! If you buy it now, buy five and you get one free. "
Song Shuhang stiffly turned his head to look at Shiliu Su's chest.
"What are you looking at? This is your Reiki." White Dragon Sister chuckled.
Song Shuhang felt a headache coming on. "Why did you suddenly broadcast an advertisement for Yu Jiaojiao's undersea cemetery?"
In addition … [Naive, White Dragon Sister, did you think I was just watching Reiki?]
Shiliu Su pondered for a moment, and then said, "Maybe it's because of the advertisement that Yu Jiaojiao posted a few days ago? It's said that as long as one becomes her dealer, they can get a large amount of spirit stones from Yu Jiaojiao every time they sell a set of undersea graveyards? "
Song Shuhang: "…"
How come I haven't received any news about Yu Jiaojiao's business? If I had become Yu Jiaojiao's dealer earlier, I would have been able to advertise her undersea graveyards during the Sage Show in the Universe Speech just now. Wouldn't I have gotten so many spirit stones?
Unknowingly, I missed out on another 100 million!
At this time, Lady Onion, who was in his pocket, said, "Boss Song, Ruler White doesn't have any reaction, which means that your joke didn't make him laugh at all."
Senior White's clone echoed, "Shuhang, you should give up on telling jokes. Your pendants are much more talented than you are."
Song Shuhang grabbed his phone and looked up at the sky.
But after a moment, his heart suddenly stirred.
He turned his head to look at the Almighty Merchant, and his eyes lit up. "Almighty Merchant, please sell me a joke that can make 'Senior White Two' laugh!"
The Almighty Merchant sneered, and said, "Fellow Daoist Ba Song, please disappear from my sight with the least amount of friction possible!"
Lady Onion: "Hahahaha!"
Song Shuhang: "Senior, do you believe that I won't immediately tell this joke to Senior White Two?"
The Almighty Merchant: "…"
Song Shuhang sighed and put away his phone — telling a joke to Senior White Two was clearly a very good plan, but unfortunately, there was a problem with his execution.
In that case, he would directly wake up Senior White Two!
Song Shuhang put away his phone, and then stretched out his right hand handsomely. "Inner Demon Senior Chixiao Sword, unsheathe!"
He was going to use Senior Chixiao Sword to cut off his right hand, throw it to the side of the 'sealing pillar', and try to use the (Saber-Nurturing Technique) on the sealing pillar that Senior White Two was sleeping on.
After a while …
Eh? Where's Senior Chixiao Sword?
The Black Skin Jouko Hagi reminded in a low voice, "Song Qianbei, after Senior Chixiao Sword was swallowed by Fairy @ #% ×, he was sacrificed to the pillar together with her."
Song Shuhang: "!!!"
Senior Chixiao Sword was sacrificed to the pillar as well?
"Not good, Fairy Virtue can use my power to be reborn, but Inner Demon Senior Chixiao Sword is an inner demon, and it doesn't have the ability to be reborn!" Song Shuhang hurriedly stretched out his hand and used the secret technique of the (Tyrannical God Pillar). The Snake Immortal Pillar was summoned.
The 39-meter-tall Snake Immortal Pillar was summoned, and it propped up the steel nest.
The dazzling light of virtue enveloped the entire steel nest.
On the pillar, the relief of the virtuous lamia was lifelike …
"Inner Demon Senior Chixiao Sword, are you still alive? If you are, squeak! "Song Shuhang shouted.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak ~ Which idiot released the light of virtue beside me?" № Hamster's voice sounded. It was originally sleeping next to Senior White Two's sealing pillar, but it was abruptly awakened by the light of virtue.
As soon as № Hamster opened its eyes, it saw № Ba Song brandishing the huge pillar of virtue in its hand, and inserting it into the steel nest.
Inserting a pillar of virtue in the nest of the ruler of the Netherworld … Was this a rebellion?
"№ Ba Song, are you playing with a hammer? The world is so big, can't you just go out and take a look? "№ Hamster grabbed its handsome cloak and covered its body.
Song Shuhang: "…"
He stretched out his hand and quickly transferred the 'pillar of virtue' to his Inner World.
Just as he put away the 'pillar of virtue', Senior White Two's sealing pillar opened.
A thigh flashed out of the 'pillar of virtue', and instantly appeared beside Song Shuhang.
This thigh gently swept out, and Song Shuhang was kicked out of the steel nest.
"Aaaaah ~ Ah ~" Fairy Creation let out a scream in place of Song Shuhang, and there was a short BGM. "I'll send you away, a thousand miles away ~"
Everyone watched as Song Shuhang's figure disappeared into the distance.
And after the thigh that had kicked Song Shuhang away paused for a moment, it flashed again, and chased after Song Shuhang.
"Eh, that leg … Is it Senior White Two's?" The Black Skin Jouko Hagi wondered. She turned her head and looked back. Senior White Two's legs were still there in the sealing pillar!
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