Zhuge Zhongyang continued proudly, "Moreover, I've already chosen the tour route! We'll first take a plane to the big island in East Sea and have fun there for a day. Then, I've booked a luxurious five-day cruise. I've already booked a spot for you and your friend, so you can come with us. Young man, let's have fun in one go! "
Please, you're going on a blind date, not to have fun … You have to be clear about your priorities! Gao Mou fiercely cursed in his heart.
At the same time, he looked up at the sky. He couldn't even escape from Zhuge Yue and Zhuge Zhongyang's clutches when he changed his phone. What sin did he commit in his previous life for him to meet such a pair in this life?
Buddhists say that a glance back five hundred years ago was exchanged for a brush with the shoulder in this life!
Then five hundred years ago, he must have had a thousand degrees of myopia. He must have looked back at this pair a few hundred times to exchange for this ill-fated relationship in this life.
No, he definitely couldn't accompany this pair to East Sea. Otherwise, his honeymoon plan with his girlfriend Yayi would be ruined.
So, he firmly rejected them! He couldn't give them any time to breathe. He had to reject them directly and leave them no way out!
"Impossible, I won't go with you. Just give up! " Gao Mou said coldly, "Yayi and I have already decided on our summer vacation trip. No matter what, we will not change it!"
After solemnly rejecting him, Gao Moumou changed his tone and started to sell out his companions. "However, I can help you contact Song Shuhang and Tubo and ask them to accompany you to have some fun. You know them too, they're my roommates. They're very nice people. "
"No, if you don't accompany me, I'll be very nervous." Zhuge Zhongyang said, "After all, you're my only friend in China! This concerns my lifelong happiness, you must help me! "
"That's impossible. You should just give up! If you continue arguing, I won't even inform Song Shuhang and Tubo. I'll let you accompany Miss Lu to East Sea alone! "Gao Mou threatened in a low voice.
"Sigh … why bother? We were born from the same root, why are we in such a rush to destroy each other? "Zhuge Zhongyang sighed deeply and snapped his fingers.
Zhuge Yue's beautiful face moved closer, then he (he) swiped open his phone and played a recording.
First, it was Zhuge Yue's voice. "Let me kiss you, the French kind of kiss!"
"Sorry, I refuse. I'm not gay, and I already have a girlfriend. Please go and find something to practice on. Pillows, pillars, whatever you want! "Gao Moumou's voice rang out.
Zhuge Yue pressed the pause button and smiled at Gao Mou.
Hearing this, Gao Mou's face turned pale. "Why, why do you have a recording!"
He reached out to grab Zhuge Yue's phone.
Zhuge Yue dodged it nimbly and calmly pressed on her phone again.
[… That's why you absolutely can't. Just give up! Hey, wait, what are you doing? It was Gao Mou's voice.
And, a series of kissing sound effects. ]
Then, Zhuge Yue began to explain, "Originally, I wanted to record a video to study how to kiss … but I didn't expect to only turn on a recording. What a failure."
Damn it, she even wanted to record a video? What if it leaked out? She would die!
"Delete it, quickly delete it from the beginning to the end, then reformat the phone's memory!" Gao Mou lowered his voice and roared.
"Hehehe, this is important research material, how can I delete it so easily?" Zhuge Yue smiled proudly.
"Bastard, you two deserve a thousand cuts!" Gao Mou clenched his teeth.
"Hehehe." Zhuge Yue showed a cute smile.
"Let's make a deal." Zhuge Zhongyang ran his fingers through his hair and struck a cool pose. "You accompany me to Donghai, and I'll supervise Zhuge Yue to delete this recording. I can also guarantee that she will delete all the duplicates. What do you think?"
Gao Moumou wanted to cry but had no tears. "Dammit, why must I accompany you?"
"Because, you are my useless advisor!" Zhuge Zhongyang flipped his hair.
Gao Mou felt that he would rather die — — 500 years ago, he was not only nearsighted, he was definitely blind. That was why he had a relationship with this pair in front of him.
Zhuge Zhongyang changed into a handsome pose again. "One sentence, deal or not?"
"Deal!" Gao Mou clenched his teeth.
Then, he resigned to his fate and took out his phone and started to make calls — — In such a tragic situation, he would feel unbalanced if he didn't drag a few people down with him.
Be it Song Shuhang, Tubo, or even Yangde, no matter who it was, he had to drag at least two of them to die with him. They were good brothers, not asking to be born on the same day, month, and year, but asking to die on the same day, month, and year!
Gao Mou first called Song Shuhang.
Soon, Song Shuhang picked up the phone. "Hello, who is this?"
This was because Gao Mou had changed his number.
"It's me, Gao Mou!" Gao Mou replied.
"Gao Mou, why are you looking for me?" Song Shuhang asked. Also … he could vaguely hear a girl's bell-like laughter coming from the other side of the phone.
That laughter, how could he describe it? It was simply the sound of healing. When he heard it, Gao Mou's mood improved a lot. He evaluated this voice in his heart — — it was second only to his girlfriend Yayi's laughter.
"Erm, didn't I tell you guys before the holidays? Zhuge Zhongyang, that bastard, asked Lu Fei's sister to go to Donghai to play. Now, he has even booked the plane tickets and even prepared a place for us. Are you free now? Do you want to go to Donghai to play? " Gao Mou tried to make his voice as gentle as possible. It was like Grandmother Wolf's voice, enticing Little Red Riding Hood.
"Eh? Didn't you say you wanted to accompany Yayi to spend some alone time together? "Song Shuhang asked curiously.
"Sigh, it's hard to refuse Zhuge Zhongyang's hospitality. Donghai is a beautiful place, and it's fun. I can bring Yayi along to play. You don't have to pay for your own food, drinks, accommodation, and entertainment. "Gao Mou lied through his teeth.
"I see. When is it?" Song Shuhang asked — — he didn't have anything to do recently anyway.
As he spoke, he looked at Jouko Hagi. Mhm, Jouko Hagi is a good girl.
Then, his gaze fell on Senior White, who was lying on the bed. He thought of Doudou and the little monk who 'ran away from home'.
As expected … it's safer to bring the three of them along.
Gao Mou asked expectantly, "We're leaving in two days. Do you want to go with us?"
Two days? Senior White had just woken up, and Doudou and Guoguo should be back by then. The timing was just right.
"Sure, no problem." Song Shuhang asked again, "Can I bring more people?"
"No problem, the more the merrier! Even if you bring eight or ten people, I would still find it too little! Even if you bring tens or hundreds of people, I wouldn't find it too much! " Gao Mou immediately laughed maniacally — — It would be best if he could bring a group of a thousand people. Zhuge Zhongyang could spend all the money he had.
"Haha, maybe only a few. I have to ask first. I'll give you a call after I confirm it, "Song Shuhang replied.
"Good brother, remember to bring a few more people along. That's settled then, goodbye! "Gao Mou laughed and hung up the phone.
Then, he took a deep breath and made a draft in his mind before calling Tubo again.
"Hello, Tubo, it's me, Gao Mou — — there's a fun place that I want to invite you to play! Yes, it's a holiday island in the East River that Zhuge Zhongyang mentioned last time. Do you want to come and play? Hehe, there's also a luxurious five-day cruise. How about it? Action beats action. Prepare your luggage, brother, I'll pick you up in two days! "
* * * * * *
Song Shuhang hung up the phone.
Jouko Hagi was still lying on the edge of the bed, letting out a tinkling laugh from time to time.
Song Shuhang was speechless.
This girl's threshold for laughter was frighteningly low!
He suspected that if he told her a few jokes, she would laugh until she couldn't stand up straight. If he told her a few funny stories, she would laugh until she cramped up …
"Jouko Hagi, my friend said that he wants to go to the East River Organization to play. Do you want to come along?" Song Shuhang asked.
Soft Feather hugged her belly, and with great difficulty, she stopped laughing.
Then, she shook her head and said with a face full of regret, "Although I really want to go, I can't. Tonight, I have to rush to my friend's family to see if there's anything I can help with … How about this, Senior, keep your phone on at all times. If there's still time after I settle the matter with my friend's family, I'll come and find you! "
"Oh right, Senior, take this with you!" As she spoke, Jouko Hagi took out a silver bracelet from her waist pouch.
“？” Song Shuhang took the bracelet and looked at Jouko Hagi with a puzzled expression. This bracelet, no matter how he looked at it, didn't it look like something a girl would wear? Why would a grown man like him wear this?
"This is the coordinates of the 'Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique'! My father prepared it for me because I still can't ride a flying sword, so it's very troublesome to travel. With these coordinates, if I want to hurry up, I can use the Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique on my magical treasure to fly directly to the coordinates. The Spiritual Butterfly Island has one of these coordinates, and my father also has one. Senior, take this with you. If I settle the matter earlier, I can directly use the 'Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique' to rush to your place, "Jouko Hagi said with a smile.
"Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique? Travel? "Song Shuhang felt that this technique was a little familiar.
Very quickly, he remembered where he had been afraid of this technique before.
[Sailor Suit Beautiful Girl Warrior, 'Moon Prism Transformation'! ]
I wiped my face and recalled that shameful scene — this' Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique 'was the life-saving technique that Venerable White gave him at that time.
When he was being chased by Branch Leader Jing Mo of the Limitless Demon Sect, he used this Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique to escape to Venerable White's side. Along the way, he even held the waist of Penniless Thief Sect's' Cold Flame Sword 'and flew for a long time.
However, wasn't this a life-saving technique?
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