Lady Onion was an onion spirit that had lived for 300 years, and there was a huge amount of monster qi stored inside her body — although it was useless to her and could only be used to scare people.
However, monster qi was monster qi after all!
If her body was cut up and used to cook, and there was no immortal chef to deal with the monster qi, the monster qi would enter the body of the person who ate it.
If ordinary people ate it, they would be infected by the monster qi.
If they were lucky, they would go crazy and become an idiot, killing people and causing trouble everywhere until they died.
If they were unlucky, they would be infected by the monster qi and become a half-human half-monster … they wouldn't even know how they died.
Even if they were cultivators, it would be very troublesome if they didn't have enough strength to refine the monster qi!
"Didn't you want to use me to cook? I'll fulfill your wish! "
Therefore, when Mama Song stir-fried the onion spirit, it was easy to cook it — it was because the onion spirit was cooperating with Mama Song.
"Since you've eaten it, don't even think about spitting it out. Just accept the torture of the monster qi, hehehe. You can't catch the wolf without risking the child! I'm really too quick-witted, "Lady Onion said smugly.
Then, Lady Onion, who only had her green onion root left, crawled out of Song Shuhang's pocket and into the other pocket, where the enlightenment stone was still stored.
Lady Onion's roots stuck to the enlightenment stone, and she started to plan in her heart. "Now, after I catch my breath and recover some strength, I'll be able to escape with this stone … and that treasured saber at the same time. That saber was really sharp. With one slash, it easily sliced my body into pieces. "
Tsk, tsk. Although I lost my upper body, it was worth it to get a stone and a treasured saber!
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The monster qi spread from his stomach to Song Shuhang's whole body, and the chaotic monster qi faintly attacked his consciousness.
Song Shuhang silently operated the True Self Meditation Scripture, and his true self sat firmly in his sea of consciousness, keeping his mind clear. At the same time, he tried to see if he could convert the hot qi and blood in his body into qi and blood. If he could, he would make a huge profit.
At this time, a large amount of spiritual qi surged from Venerable White's body. The Spiritual Qi was caused when Venerable White absorbed the Spiritual Qi of Heaven and Earth into his body during his cultivation.
When the spiritual energy gathered towards Venerable White, a small part of it would be attracted by Song Shuhang's body. In the Cultivation World, sometimes when a teacher was in closed-door training, there would be disciples fighting to guard the door of the Immortal's Cave.
When powerful cultivators went into seclusion, they would naturally attract a large amount of spiritual energy. If the disciples guarding the door seized the opportunity, they would be able to drink some soup as well. It was very satisfying.
At the same time, every time this spiritual energy rushed into Song Shuhang's body, it would automatically force out a small part of the demonic aura from his body …
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Song Shuhang continued to cultivate, and before he knew it, he had fallen asleep.
Then he had a dream.
He dreamt of himself … turning into a green onion!
After the strange dream of the Altar Master and the rogue cultivator Li Tiansu, did he become a green onion again?
As the saying goes, strangers the first time, familiarity the second.
At this time, Song Shuhang was no longer surprised by his strange dreams. He knew that he had to start experiencing other people's lives again.
The reason he dreamt of the Altar Master's life was because the curse of the Altar Master turned into a resentful ghost before his death and haunted him, causing him to experience the tragic life of the Altar Master …
The reason he dreamt of the rogue cultivator Li Tiansu's life was because a part of Li Tiansu's memory was fused with Reiki's, and Reiki was contracted by Song Shuhang, so she experienced a part of Li Tiansu's life …
Now that he dreamt of himself becoming a green onion … Needless to say, it must be because he ate the onion spirit and started to dream of her life, right?
At this moment, Song Shuhang felt that he was being grabbed by a big hand. That big hand was so warm that he didn't want to leave it.
Then, the owner of the big hand brought Song Shuhang and the 'green onion' to an extremely high mountain peak. On the side was a large forest, and on the right was a clear stream.
"We're here." The owner of the big hand said. His voice was like the cry of the ninth Tianlei, and every sentence seemed to be accompanied by the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth.
Looking at the scene in the memory, could it be more than three hundred years ago — or even longer, when the onion spirit was planted? Song Shuhang guessed.
It seemed that the green onion was not a natural monster, but a species that was specially cultivated by someone?
The owner of the big hand dug a hole in the ground and carefully planted the green onion in his hand.
At this time, Song Shuhang clearly saw the owner of the big hand through the 'line of sight' of the green onion.
It was a thin man wearing a fiery red daoist robe, and his whole body seemed to be shrouded in layers of mist.
Song Shuhang was stunned, and then he shouted in surprise, "Daoist Priest Scarlet Heaven!"
The daoist priest in the fiery red robe in front of him was the same Daoist Priest Scarlet Heaven that he saw in Li Tiansu's memory!
At that time, in Li Tiansu's dream, Daoist Priest Scarlet Heaven's eyes seemed to have experienced the limitations of time and space. He directly saw the existence of 'Song Shuhang' and taught Song Shuhang the 'Flaming Saber'.
Scarlet Heaven said that it was just an ordinary Flaming Saber Technique, but when Song Shuhang saw Scarlet Heaven use it, he knew that the technique Scarlet Heaven was definitely not as simple as an ordinary Flaming Saber Technique.
Song Shuhang didn't expect to meet this mysterious and powerful Daoist Priest Scarlet Heaven again in the 'memory' of the onion spirit.
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But this time, Daoist Priest Scarlet Heaven didn't seem to see Song Shuhang.
Daoist Priest Scarlet Heaven gently said to the green onion, "Continue to grow. Even the most ordinary green onion will have a limitless future. I really want to see to what extent you will grow in the future. This is the scene I want to see the most. "Daoist Scarlet Night said to Little Onion in a gentle voice.
His warm hand gently stroked the green onion leaf. "Remember the place where you were born. Remember it well. Even if you die, don't forget it … because your roots are here."
With that, Daoist Priest Scarlet Night stretched lazily, then rose into the air, ascending step by step and disappearing.
It was as if planting this green onion was just a whim of his.
The green onion slowly swayed on the mountain peak … it was lonely, but it still stubbornly took root and survived.
Then, the sun rose and set, day after day, year after year.
In the blink of an eye, three years had passed …
Was there a mistake? Since it was a dream, wouldn't it be better to pass it in a fast forward movie? Why did it have to be so realistic? Did he have to live like a real green onion day after day?
Song Shuhang really wanted to flip the table!
Then, for some reason, Song Shuhang suddenly remembered an essay he had written in elementary school.
The essay topic in elementary school was very silly.
That time, the topic was "If I were a blade of grass."
When he was young, Song Shuhang waved his brush: If I were a blade of grass, I would work hard to grow, take root, sprout, and grow healthily. I would also carry out photosynthesis and contribute to society.
He couldn't remember the specific content, but it was roughly like that.
Now that he thought about it, how cute was he when he was young?
A blade of grass growing strong and wanting to contribute to society? It was already good enough that the farmers didn't give him a weed pesticide.
At most, they would cut the grass back to feed horses, pigs, cows, and sheep …
And the silly thing was … when he was young, Song Shuhang had fantasized that if he were a blade of grass, living a carefree life, would that be very interesting?
He didn't expect that this wish would come true one day.
Right now, he was like a green onion, swaying in the cold wind, exposed to the wind and sun. Other than being in a daze, there was nothing he could do.
"If I were a green onion, I would choose to break my own kidney — suicide … because it's too damn boring," Song Shuhang murmured.
If someone told Song Shuhang now, "Maybe becoming a blade of grass without worries would be a very happy thing."
Song Shuhang would definitely drown the other party with his saliva — Please stick your legs into the soil and sway with the wind for three years, then discuss with me the feeling of 'becoming a blade of grass'!
Right now, he had been swaying with the wind for three whole years!
So boring, so boring, even if a rabbit came to eat the green onion, it would be good.
But there was no rabbit, no other small animals.
The green onion was still swaying with the wind, exposed to the wind and sun.
Thereupon, Song Shuhang kept going, day after day, year after year...
In short, Song Shuhang couldn't remember how many years had passed.
At first, he could still mutter a few times, "So boring, so boring."
In the end, he was too lazy to even mutter.
As a green onion, it had to have the awareness of being a green onion, take root and absorb nutrients, germinate, and use photosynthesis to serve humanity.
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Finally, one day, the torturous days suddenly came to an end.
Because this green onion suddenly became a spirit.
There were no signs at all.
There was no lightning tribulation, no condensing of a monster core, no wind, clouds, and thunder. In just one night, the onion spirit woke up and discovered that she had become a green-haired girl, cute and adorable.
The onion spirit was extremely happy. She, who had never left the ground before, suddenly had the ability to walk on human legs. As a cute green onion spirit, she began to live happily in the mountains and forests.
This kind of carefree life went on for more than ten years.
Song Shuhang couldn't help but sigh. This green onion was really happy, with no worries at all.
Then, one day, a monster organization called [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] found the green onion spirit and absorbed her into their organization, giving her the name 'Lady Onion'.
"All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family? What kind of name is this? Just hearing this name makes me want to ridicule it! "
But since it's a monster organization … they should teach Lady Onion some self-defense skills, right? Song Shuhang thought to himself.
… According to his previous experience, if he could remember the lost techniques in the dream, he could learn them! For example, the 'Flaming Saber Technique'!
If he had a lost technique, he wouldn't have swayed in the wind and snow as a green onion for so many years in vain!
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